The Ultimate Caption Contest
Boy dressed as Rodimus Prime
179 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
snavej says:
With two yellow antennae on his back, Rodimus could pick up Country music stations AND Western music stations simultaneously. It was very confusing.
snavej says:
Shia LeBoeuf as he developed his underage alcohol addiction and madcap stunt tendency.
snavej says:
Young hopefuls gathered to audition for the proposed new Bayverse movies. They were driven out of the studio by AI robot security forces.
snavej says:
Boy: 'Dad, I just had diarrhoea.'
Dad: 'Amazing! You actually improved the Rodimus Prime costume!'
snavej says:
What happened to the rest of the cardboard? He put it under his clothes to act as insulation when he was living on the streets.
snavej says:
He was terminally ill. At the autopsy, they found various strange things inside him, such as wheels, ray guns and Daniel Witwicky.
RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:
The only one who voted yes in the "WAS IT A GOOD IDEA" fan vote.
Zeedust says:
Rodimus Prime's Pretender shell left much to be desired in the way of subtlety.
DarkDranzer says:
Kid's brother in Galvatron costume: Okay squirt!! Gimme your Matrix or there'll be hell to pay!!
Kid Rodimus: No way!! Get your own Galvatron!! I heard that there's a "Decepticon" Matrix in the trashbin for you!!
Kid Galvatr
Towline says:
Remember parents. Kids who are transfans are 100% more likely to get a job in Math and Sciences sectors. Get married to beautiful women or men. And have a healther social life then fans of Star Trek, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Babalon 5, Harry Potter c
Marv says:
Getting nervous about all the threathening emails he gets from angry Decepticons, Hot rod hires a body double. They averagely lasted about twenty minutes...
Marv says:
...mere seconds later, this boy was beaten up severely by a passing squad of Trekkies...
Marv says:
Bully (Dressed as a cardboard Galvatron) Timmy, Paulie, Roger...and now you. It's too bad you Autobots hand over your lunchmoney so easily or this would've been more satisfying!
Nightshadow says:
Kyle lookalike: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED RODIMUS PRIME AND REPLACED HIM WITH THAT CRAPPY BOY DRESSED AS HIM! YOU BA*****S!
Kid that likes TF: Dude this, this isnt South park its real life.
shockwave_inoz says:
Behold! This is an actual, sneak preview EXCLUSIVE of the new LIVE-ACTION TRANSFORMERS MOVIE!! Pretty high-tech, advanced effects huh? Ok, start screaming now.......
Zeedust says:
Optimus: "Arise, Daniel Prime!"
Legions of Fanboys: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Anonymous says:
The men in white coats say if I keep taking my pills, I can stop Unicron! Yaaaaay, I've got mail!!
Shadow Fox says:
YAAAA..this halloween I'm gonna get my ass kicked, whoo hoo mom your the best, I love cardboard costumes about cartoons.
Anonymous says:
I was but rapped by my dad and forced to wear this for him... it gets him hard as steele!
apex says:
Boy in suit: "used to do the voice over.... but theyre pusing me too far!... im not goin on camera like this... an how am i supposed to do that scene where i transform with Bumblebee... stupid Director "improvise he says" dumb a
Zeedust says:
Sure, everyone picks on the Rodimus outfit, but look at the kid's FACE! It's greyish-blue! No one notices the unded when they're dressed in funny outfits, I tell ya...
K-nonFodder says:
Mommy says if i work hard i can be anything i want to when i grow up? Kid heres a hint our parents lie every day , to the cashier, to the IRS and yes even to us
Private_Random says:
Soooo much for the power of the Matrix turning me into a mature bot! Instead I find meself in a body of a camp boy. :S
Anonymous says:
"That's right, honey, smile at the camera like the poor dumb bastard you are."
Anonymous says:
Today on TF Armada: Rad (Hot Rad, pictured), Carlos (CAR-los) and Fred (Fredbot 5000 the Twinklie terminator) go undercover in the Decepticon stronghold on the moon!? They try to convince Megatron and crew there's a Decepticon matrix they once s
Anonymous says:
The kid's last moments just before being trampled on by Galvatron.
Anonymous says:
In this mixed-up alternate universe, the Transformers watch cartoons about humans who do ordinary, boring stuff.
Anonymous says:
Yeah, now only put em in the cartoons and he's a REAL RodimusHuman. But still, what's his name actually? Rod?
Beast Simpson says:
I'm sure glad I chose this as my final wish before I die of gangreen!
Anonymous says:
Mom, Dad, I'm gay....
Kids parents:you don't need to say it son, the costume says it all, now shutup, the neighbors might hear!
Orion Pax says:
"Transform and roll out! *Transformation sound* ----! MY SPLEEN!!!!
Anonymous says:
stop making fun of me!
(you got the touch, you got the power)
light my darkest hour!
(opens cardboard matrix)
Anonymous says:
your momma is so fat that the last time she saw 91210 on a scale and ur mom is stupid she slipped on cordless phone
Anonymous says:
Rodimus Prime:hye i am the real Rodimus Prime not this guy.
Autobots:you expect us to believe you,how do we know that you are the real Rodimus Prime?
Rodimus Prime:well one theing this guy can't transformer,he isn't a robot for crying
Anonymous says:
Disney buys the rights to transformers and puts it on ice (then the last gate of hell will not open it would just fall over and the world would end and all will be well because we will all be dead and no one will have to watch it)
Anonymous says:
Mom to Kid: Do you care to tell me why you are dressed like that?"
Kid to Mom: Yesterday the guys and I were making bets, and I said that Optimus was going to finish off Megatron in the movie."
Dad to Kid: Looks like you lost."
Anonymous says:
for some reason all the kids @ skool laugh at me when i tell them i'm going 2 disintergrate them with my molecular reconstruction ray...
Anonymous says:
"dammit, now that this picture is on the internet i'll never get laid!!!"
Anonymous says:
If you think this is bad, his parents originally wanted to get him the mask/plastic smock version of Rodimus!
Omega Prime says:
My mom worked 4 hours on this thng and i feel like a queer..hope the neighborhood kids don't see me.
Anonymous says:
Transformers the live action movie.
Directer by Joel Schumacer.
You will believe robots have nipples.
Anonymous says:
dear GOD!!!!!!! That is crossing the Line. Will the local bullie punch the kid
Starscream K'dash says:
"YAY!!! I'm scarred for life,My Kids will all be Retarded"
Anonymous says:
This is why Conventions are the black holes of heterosexuality in this world.
BumbleBug says:
Boy: It's Camiflarge for when I go into a cardboard box factory on my quest for a life!
EDIMUS PRIME says:
THIS BOY NEEDS MENTAL HELP WITH YOUR DONATION OF 5 DOLLARS HE MAY GET THE HELP HE'S BEEN NEEDING FOR YEARS
Anonymous says:
New from Japan, Transformers the movie 2:
Attack of the bastard son of Rodimus.
Anonymous says:
please put me outta my misery, i already had to lick gum off of a bullies shoes, aw into the trash can i go! sigh ...
Anonymous says:
Kid in Rodimus suit:Mommy,are you sure we aren't gonna get sued for impersonating Rodimus Prime? Kid's mom:Of course not honey, where did you get such a silly idea? Kid:From that police car coming up the drive-way. Kid's Mom:
Anonymous says:
Thank you mom you just made me #1 target for eggs this halloween! I will never let you live this down.
RandomFerret says:
This is from one summer in middle school. I became convinced I had 'The Touch' and spent ten to fifteen hours each day trying to transform and roll out. I hit rock bottom after ambushing the Decepticons in the action figure aisle at K-
Anonymous says:
Boy:"I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready, I'm ready I'm ready." [in the worst spongebob voice ever.]
Anonymous says:
I am cyclonus79 and my father makes me dress this way before I suck his cock!
Anonymous says:
And all this is sticky-back plastic and toilet rolls! Thank you Blue Peter!
roll out says:
Thankfully the cardboard and all of the spraypaint made the boy extremely flamable.
Anonymous says:
Boy: And with this costume, I'll get all girls, just like Hot Rod get Arcee
Mom: Er, that was Springer who get Arcee
Boy: Aw Sh**
Dynamus Prime says:
Man...I'm a geek and even I want to beat the crap out of this kid...
Dynamus Prime says:
They told him to get in touch with his inner child, but he didn't know he wasn't supposed to bring it out.
Anonymous says:
1. Seibertron on his prom night. 2. Seibertron at his wedding. 3. Seibertron at his divorse hearing. 4. Seibertron at his funnerel (killed two minutes after picture was taken, per Willa Ford's orders)
Bumblebee says:
...he better have padding under that. It's gonna be a looooooong day...::punch::
Anonymous says:
Kid: "Dad, can I get out of the costume now? People are staring..."
Dad: "Dammit Johnny! This is what happens when you eat daddy's tofu dogs! Now smile ya little createn!"
Vector Sigma says:
"Yeah...you'd be surpised what mixing LSD and Heroine can do!!!"
Ironhide says:
ME: where do i get onwe of them costumes????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Anonymous says:
The kid looks more like a messed up Ronald McDonald than Rodimus Prime.
Anonymous says:
To the surprise of most people, the new, live-action transformers are still better than Robots in Disguise.
Pokejedservo says:
Kid: Can any of you guys make a better costume? (Long Silence)
Good, I thought so.
Anonymous says:
The stress of having Amazon.com cancel his Hot Rod order made his young mind snap
Bodycount says:
This boy was last seen laying face down in Toys R Us parking space, with his arms and legs pressed tightly together. If you have any information of his whereabouts, please contact the local law enforcement immediately.
Bodycount says:
When I was little, my teachers and friends always asked what I wanted to be when I groweeeddd up and I always said "a transformer!" and they laughed, looks like I showed them!
Kevinus Prime says:
Sadly, fans realized that this new live series was better than Armada...
Anonymous says:
really i do have a life REALLY......please be my friend.........soneone...ANYONE!
Unicron says:
What was this kid smoking when he decided to dress up as Rodimus Prime for Halloween?
Ibanezjimjim666 says:
Little Johnny was last seen at a GWAR concert. Sources say that Oderus fed him to the MAGGOT and was never seen again!!!!!
Anonymous says:
It was announced today that you can now import small asian boys as your favorite Transformers characters.
Slappyfrog says:
Sadly, nothing happened when he clutched the cardboard Matrix, and the boy was pummeled into a fine pulp.
Anonymous says:
Here is an example of a TransFan that went lunatic and is now in rehab as a cyberjunk...
Anonymous says:
Matrix + Kid for sale! On Ebay for $14.95. Have the option of just buying the matrix.
Stelartron says:
KID: Ummm... I think binary-bonding is supposed to work the other way...
Anonymous says:
"Hey guys! If I dislocate most of my limbs, I can sorta transform into a big orange RV!" (Obviously dropped on his head as a child)
Anonymous says:
Transformers: The Live Action Series. An example of possible spin-off series gone horribly horribly wrong.
Anonymous says:
*looks at the pic* HEY!!! I SEEN YOU BEFORE!!! Were you the one in the home alone movie?
JetFire says:
Ha ha! now I can spy Autobots! the problem is: what could I do if Optimus say "transform and roll out"?
