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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Bruticus holding Computron and pointing his finger

Bruticus holding Computron and pointing his finger
183 comments
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183 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

“Sit still or I can’t pull the bad tooth !”

Mar 15, 2022

Nemesis Maximo says:

Smell it, smell it!

May 12, 2016

apocalypseprime2000 says:

"Don't taze me, bro!"

May 11, 2016

DeathReviews says:

'Kootchie, kootchie koo!'

May 8, 2016

Zeedust says:

Bruticus: "...And nobody follows me! I swear to Primus, I'll do it!"

Computron: "They KNOW that's your FINGER, dumbass..."

Bruticus: "SHUT UP! Don't make me kill you..."

Jan 26, 2007

Mad_Mexicoy says:

Guess where this finger was.....

Oct 31, 2006

Autobot bubbs says:

Bruticus: " NOONE tells bruticus he cannot pick his freinds nose!!"

Computron: ".... but, I'm your enemy."

Aug 1, 2006

seminole1 says:

Bruticus: Here, I had my finger up my butt hole, so tell me what oil doo doo tastes like.

Apr 17, 2006

Dragonoth says:

Bruticus: I don't care that we're in a battle. I want my cookie back!

Apr 15, 2006

seminole1 says:

Burticus: Why dosen't anyone like my cooking? Here Computron have a taste of my oil cake it truly is devine.

Apr 9, 2006

SilentBlaster says:

Bructicus:Oh let me wipe that dirt off your face.
Computron:gET OFF ME YOU FREAK!

Mar 3, 2006

Magnus says:

It'll only hurt for a second. You'll feel a lot better if you'd just let me pull it out.

Nov 18, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Bruticus: Suck my finger, Comps!
Computron: Bruticus, I'm not THAT sick, ya sicko!

Jul 23, 2005

Zeedust says:

Bruticus: "Say it, bitch!"

Computron: "NO!"

Bruticus: "SAY IT!"

Computron: "Not even at knifepoint!"

Bruticus: "You have any idea how much firepower I have on me?"

Computron: "Okay! Ok

Mar 23, 2005

Zeedust says:

After Computron ate a Quintesson on a dare, Bruticus was assigned the unpleasant task of inducing vomiting to get the poison out of his system.

Nov 9, 2004

Marv says:

You're on Candid Camera! Look! There's the camera!

Oct 12, 2004

Zeedust says:

Bruticus: "Hey guys! Bet I can fit my fist in his mouth!"

Computron: "If you do, you won't get it back."

Jan 15, 2004

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: Dammit, Computron, take your medication right now, mister!

Jan 6, 2004

Shadow Fox says:

Computron- Only you can prevent forest fires!!!

Nov 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: Alright! You all stop calling me Ruination or I twist his frikkin' head off!

Oct 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

BRUTICUS: I'm not touching you....I'm not touching you!!

Sep 22, 2003

Zeedust says:

Bruticus: "Guess who!"
Computron: "Um... Ruination?"

Sep 15, 2003

Zeedust says:

"For Primus's sake, Superion, just taste the icing I made. One taste ain't gonna kill you!"

Aug 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: Alright, pull my finger! C'mon, I know you wanna pull it!

Jul 24, 2003

K-nonFodder says:

Hey i told you that sandwhich was mine no matter what now cough it up

Jul 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

You don't know where this fingers been.

Jun 5, 2003

Dean says:

Bruticus:stop picking your nose computron

May 26, 2003

Fallengaiden says:

Bruticus:
Now smell my finger!!! Hahahaha!!!

May 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Se that dead bot over there. That's you, that is.

May 14, 2003

Decepticon says:

Brut:"NOW whose the bitch?"

May 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bruticus:"Damn it, Computron is so angry now that he's teething!"

May 13, 2003

TF2-TonePrince says:

Bruticus:STAY STILL!!!
Computron:I don't care if I've got a zit, THAT HURTS!!!!

May 8, 2003

Bruticus says:

Bruticus tries to Hitler Computron (South Park reference.)

May 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

"OW!...Damnit....I stubbed my finger...Does this look infected to you?"

May 4, 2003

Shadow says:

SHINING FINGER NOSEPICKER ATTACK!

Apr 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: It's ok Computron, I'll be your rock just fall back and I'll catch you. They're not sending you to Transformers Armada.

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: yep, I can feel that tooth comin in alright.

Apr 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

bruticus: smell my finger... smeeeellll itttt! (shakes othe fist)

Apr 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

I want my shoes back, you ungrateful alcoholic!!!

Apr 24, 2003

wheelie says:

Wheelie say you 2 look gay!

Apr 24, 2003

Ricochet says:

I said pull my finger, not break it Megatron.

Apr 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

We on fire!! my body make just got new coat of paint!!!!!

Apr 13, 2003

zach says:

Bruticus stop hugging me or everyone will think were gay

Apr 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Computron: "Mmmmm....that IS tapioca!"
Bruticus: "Let me at it! I want a taste too!!"

Apr 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

coo chee coo that's a good baby gestalt

Apr 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Come on suck it ..... SUCK IT!!!

Mar 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: Who's a big widdle babeeeee... who's afwaid of dah big bad man? woogie woogie wooooo...

Computron: Stop babying me dammit~!!!

Mar 27, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Youve got a boogie right... THERE.

Mar 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Two words : Ass rape

Mar 23, 2003

PlasmaRadio says:

Bruticus: "Dude, what do you think this smells like?"

Mar 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

JR: Looks like Bruticus is setting up computron for the Decepticons Elbow!

Mar 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Brut:Let me give you your dental checkup!
Comp:Nooooo! Keep me away from the Drill! I want my Prime!

Mar 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Brut:Let me give you your dental checkup!
Comp:Nooooo! Keep me away from the Drill! Prime Help!

Mar 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Comp:yo B do I look wasted? Brut:you look as wasted as I feel Comp:I got the muchies B

Mar 7, 2003

MindWipe says:

tatanis!!!!!i need a damn medic stat!

Mar 7, 2003

Broadside says:

Oh my god it bit me!! Do you have Rabies jabs?

Mar 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: THATS WHEN U KNOW UR A MAN COMPUTRON!!! Computron: Here smell MY finger! Bruticus: ewww what the fudge is that? cumputron MY ASS...

Mar 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: Stop picking your nose!

Computron: Cut it out!

Mar 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

this is a wuss you guys!

Mar 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

smells like your girl friend don't it

Mar 2, 2003

Unicron says:

Bruticus: c'mon! Pull my finger!

Mar 2, 2003

Shadowen says:

BRUTICUS: Was I supposed to do a bodyslam, or a power bomb next? Eeny, meeny, miny...

COMPUTRON: German suplex, you moron! German suplex!

Feb 26, 2003

BLASTER says:

Computron: Hey pick a winner will u?

Feb 23, 2003

conan says:

You like that bruticus pudding dont you ?
Computron: Oh yes, give me more!!!

Feb 18, 2003

APOLLO says:

Bruticus: Ow, he bit me

Feb 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

BRUTICUS: "You will suffera thounsand screaming deaths, Autobot scum !!!!!

COMPUTRON: Kiss me.

Feb 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Got ur nose

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

come on in computron in my cyberbedroom....
no! no! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

You've got a little shmootz right... there.

Feb 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey, genius,diggin' for gold or ding brain surgery?

Jan 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

B:go on taste it you slut boy! C:nooo ill sue! B:like i care. NOW LICK IT!

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

hey beavis, smell my finger

Jan 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Heres some cyberweed And here my Suprise! C: Oh God IT HURTS!

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Computron:*MUNCH* Bruticus: Yeeeeeeeoooow!

Jan 12, 2003

Dynamus Prime says:

Computron: Get off of me you queer or I SWEAR I'll scream rape!!

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: "Hey, remember that one Confusious saying?"

Dec 30, 2002

jazz921 says:

Betcha cant guess where my finger has been???

Dec 28, 2002

gabriel says:

I just need one Booger frorm your nose before i become ruinaition!!

Dec 28, 2002

EDIMUS PRIME says:

BRUTICUS,"I SHOVED THAT HUMAN IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR GONNA EAT HIM. EVEN IF I GOTTA SHOVE 'EM ALL THE WAY DOWN."

Dec 27, 2002

Ripley says:

Bruticus: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! ITS A TELLATUBBIE!!!

Dec 26, 2002

Will says:

Got your nose!!

Dec 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

You Got A Little Ketchup Right There.
Got It!

Dec 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Pick a freind's nose / pick a nose next to ya / pick a feinds nose and sing along

Dec 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Big Brother ur so cute!!! I cant resist

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: I found some gold up there! It's a big one too!
Computron: Oh God Stop!!!

Dec 6, 2002

Unknown says:

Bruticus:Look. It's Jerry Springer

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey! And I thought that was your sparkplug doing all the work!

Dec 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

THIS IS WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE WHEN YOU BECOME A MAN!!!!

Dec 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Computron:"Mmmmm, hey, did you just eat some barbecue chicken? Your finger's awfully tasty."

Dec 3, 2002

Nightbeat says:

You jerk, pull that finger away...ahmmm....not bad after all. Have you been eating strawberry jam lately?

Dec 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hissatsu! SHINING FING- Wait, we're on what show now?

Dec 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

"I SAID PULL IT!!! YOU DIDN'T SO NOW YOU HAVE TO BITE IT!!! DOES THAT COMPUTE?!?!?!?!

Dec 1, 2002

RandomFerret says:

I blame the popularity of Queer as Folk.

Nov 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: Eek! Spider! Computron: Get off me, you idiot! And take your finger outta my mouth!

Nov 25, 2002

BLACKBIRD says:

psst....i have a secret......STARSCREAM IS GAY.........

Nov 22, 2002

Air Dawg says:

I've been watching too much wrestling.

Nov 19, 2002

FortMax says:

Bruticus: No billy, No. The horrors of war are to much for your young eyes. Turn away!

Nov 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Devastator said my momma's made from toaster parts? Lemme at him! LEMME AT HIM!!!

Nov 17, 2002

Suzuki says:

You can pick your foes, you can pick your nose, but you can't pic your foe's...

Nov 16, 2002

Metroplex says:

B: koocheekoochee cute computron open mouth for aeroplane to come in! C: Dang I DUN WET MY BED ANYMORE OKAY?!?!?!

Nov 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

NO! NOT TOSSED SALAD! NOT TOSSED SALAAAAAAAAD!

Nov 16, 2002

Frenzy says:

Eh! I Love you to Bruticus, but NOT in that Way, Sorry!

Nov 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

AHH NOOO!!! (it occours to him that he will die) Then he gets gibbed THE END!!!

Nov 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

bruticus: Oh yeah! Suck it the way you would suck my cock!

Nov 15, 2002

Raymond T. says:

Bruticus: "If Bruticus can't make himself gag on the thought of...Beast Wars...."

Nov 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!!!!!

Nov 15, 2002

Air Dawg says:

Computron: I'm gonna bite your finger right off!

Nov 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sniff my finger!

Nov 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Spit it up, spit it up!

Nov 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Suck Finger! You AutoCrumbs!

Nov 15, 2002

Chee-toy says:

Come on Comp.... Taste the Magic!! You'll feel so good.

Nov 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

A very badly animated scene in the final episode of a great series, that was heavily overlooked....

Nov 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: "Uhh...Galvatron! It's not what you think. Bruticus can explain. Computron wanted me to grab him like this. Honest!" Computron: "...COMPUTING...Bruticus is in denial!" Galvatron: "Enough

Nov 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: Stinky finger attack!

Nov 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus:"Looky here, guys!! We got a new cell-block prom queen!!" Computron:"@#%$&*!!"

Nov 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bend over and squeal like a pig..

Nov 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Computron: I got a little piece of food stuck in my back tooth.

Nov 14, 2002

NateTheMan says:

YOU WILL PULL MY FINGER!

Nov 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Computron: You idiot! The heimlich is lower and you're supposed to hold your hands!!
Bruticus: Oh.

Nov 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: Slag it you fools! Your shooting me!
Sixshot: Hey, your the fool who's in the way!
Bruticus: Oh, yeah.

Nov 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: *grabbing Computron* PULL MY FINGER!!! PULL MY FINGER!!!
Computron: NO!!!! *bites the finger*

Nov 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Computron: *bite* Bruticus: Ow! Hey! That's my finger, you dolt!

Nov 13, 2002

Lord Starscream says:

"Damn it I told you not to eat a whole turkey that fast!"

Nov 13, 2002

Sideswipe says:

B: You can´t know where my finger comes.

Nov 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

B:"Smell the finger, and know it's awesome wrath!" C:"Dude, decaf, it's not expensive."

Nov 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

IT's the Transformers Royal Rumble! Entering at number 12, it's Bruticus!
JRoss: Good Gawd almighty! Bruticus just put Computron in a full nelson! this looks like a slobber knocker!

Nov 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: Hold still! I just wanna get that booger!

Nov 13, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

Bruticus: SHINING FINGER! Computron: Your doing it wrong you moron!

Nov 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

diggin for gold

Nov 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: "You sure do got a purty mouth boy." The song Dueling Banjos starts to play. Computron: Uh...wrong movie sicko.

Nov 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Come on... Have a taste! It won't hurt you to!!

Nov 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

The heimlich didnt look nearly as dificult in readers digest

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus thought it'd be worth a couple yuks to reprogram Computron into a gerbil untill Comp started biting his fingers.

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: Eek! Spiders! Save me Computron! Computron: Hmmmm...Bruticus has chocolate cake frosting on his fingers...Tasty...

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

-Spock!
No! You're flood the compartment! He's already dead, Jim.

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

This prooves that you CAN
pick your friends nose...

Nov 12, 2002

Sledge says:

"Get your finger out of my nose !!"

Nov 12, 2002

Shermtron says:

Computron:psst bruticus theres your line...

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

two words...Dirty Sanchez

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: Food goes in here!

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus:galvatron look i caught a leprechaun.
Computron:i'm not a leprechaun you idiot i'm an autobot.

Nov 12, 2002

eXtRa707 says:

Compute THIS TechnoGeek!!!!!

Nov 12, 2002

Chee-toy says:

SMELL IT!!! SMEEELLL IT!!!!!!

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: When I said pull my finger, I ment with your hands not with your mouth you a$$hole!!!!

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus:"You smell THAT Compy, that's your mom!"
Computron: "No that's my wife... HEY!"

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

I want a good clean fight , ya hear?
Now lets GET IT ON!

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

how can i tell you i love you when ur sitting on my face

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Computron: Bruticus, I love it when you hold me. You have the softest touch.

Nov 12, 2002

Voodoo says:

"Hello, my name is Computron and this is 'Jackass'"

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: Ha! the Decepticon figures of Robots in Disguise prooves how much more the fans love me! As well as all the other Reissues...

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Seibertron.com is theif who steals peoples money

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: Hey, spit out that last twinky you Dweeb!

Nov 11, 2002

Optimus Primevil says:

Bruticus: Hey, no finger bitin'

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

B:coochie coochie coo

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

B:now that you have picked your nose youre gonna eat it!

Nov 11, 2002

astrotrain's first friend says:

Computron: Get off me you rapist bruticus! and get your bloody finger out of my mouth!

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

SQUEEEL!! lIKE A PIG SQUEEEEEEL!

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: I told you to pull my finger, but you wouldn't listen. Now you get to eat it!

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Computron: Dammit, if Bruticus kills me, I might not even come back as a reissue...

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: God, you guys have s£!tty aim! Now come on, shoot him in the mouth!!!

Nov 11, 2002

davewelttf says:

Voice over: As we can see here bruticus is going for the old neck twist kill, but what's this computron has gotten hold of his finger and is bitting it.
Bruticus: Ow! Son of a mmm!

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

This Cyber-Kamasutra thing is really great!!

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Me Bruticus survive because Me get re-issued all the time!!

Nov 11, 2002

TeleTran2005 says:

Bruticus gives Computron lessons on how to tell if someone is choking

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Comp:stop!!Brut:shut up and taste the rainbow!

Nov 11, 2002

ripcord says:

I KNOW YOU ATE THAT HUMAN NOW SPIT HIM UP!! SPIT HIM UP NOW!!

Nov 11, 2002

ripcord says:

I seen this move on he WWF they call it the mandible claw!! HAHHAHAHA!!!!

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: You will suffer the wraith of my FINGER! Computron: NNNOOOOOO!

Nov 11, 2002

TRoN says:

Computron:AAAHHH!!! Dirty Sanchez!

Nov 11, 2002

genocide says:

"I rule because I get re-issed in ten years..ha ha ha"

Nov 11, 2002

genocide says:

goochie goo

Nov 11, 2002

Skyfire the Artist says:

Can't decide between a full nelson and a vomit inducer? Split the difference!

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Computron:
Your finger; Move it or lose it!

Nov 11, 2002

Shockwave says:

Bruticus: "Computron, you WILL get your yearly dental check-up if I have to hold you down and do it myself!"

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

And after Bruticus saved Computron's life with the Heimlich maneuver, his service was forever pledged in a life debt

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

You're mine now, Computron!!!

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hmm i think i should washed my hands after i baked that chokladcake.

Nov 11, 2002

Windcharger says:

Bruticus: Hey Computron! Pull My Finger!!!
Computron: That...does not...COMPUTE!!!!

Nov 11, 2002

Unknown says:

what the he... are you doing

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bruticus: "Here. Have some of what I found near my rear end! Cyber-crap! Muhahaha!" (Notice the brown smear on Computron's above mouth,)

Nov 11, 2002

The Matrix says:

Bruticus - "Say Ahhh" Computron - "Nooo" *Gags*
Bruticus - "Still works!"

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Brut:Hehe!! U don't know where my finger was!!...Comp: Yak taste like s£!t!!

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Let go of me!

Nov 11, 2002
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