The Ultimate Caption Contest
Chromia points a finger @ Ironhide
109 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
snavej says:
Ironhide: Do you want to see my van? It's fully equipped! All mod cons!
Chromia: You ARE the van.
snavej says:
Chromia: I transform into a sleek, turbo-charged race car with...
Ironhide: I just came!
snavej says:
They both like the new-look Seibertron.com so much that they decide to do it in the storage closet.
snavej says:
Ironhide: I like trains!
Chromia: I like trains too!
The Autistic Bots make a great team.
snavej says:
Ironhide is old and needs some help from Chromia's finger. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.
snavej says:
Chromia: 'Where are my boobs? I'll get them out and inflate them tonight, around 8pm.'
trailbreaker says:
Chromia - “The ceiling is up there.”
Ironhide - “Wow, beautiful AND smart !!”
BG the Robit says:
Ch:You know I'll make you.
IH:No you won't! You can't make me THAT drunk!
*that nite*
IH:*slurred*Hey babe, wanna make magic?
Ch:Told ya...
Rainmaker says:
Chromia: 85 cubes for the whole night
Ironhide: I only have 7...
Chromia: That'll get you only 3 minutes
Ironhide: That's enough for me
Angelbot says:
So I told the producers I didn't want to play THAT character in the musical "Evita One".
Angelbot says:
See, Ironhide, I knew you couldn't fool me with the same April Fool's joke two years in a row.
Zeedust says:
Chromia: "You see that cack in the ceiling?"
Ironhide: "Yeah, so?"
Chromia: "It's right below Moonracer's bed, if ya catch my drift."
Ironhide: "Ooooohhh, NOW I get ya..."
seminole1 says:
Chromia: I know who's not getting any tonight if that trash dosen't get taken out.
Ironhide: Ahhh honey come on DAMN!
Zeedust says:
Chromia: "Just give me one good reason I shouldn't wipe that stupid smirk off your face with a particle stream cannon..."
Ironhide: "You did that, you'd be tried for treason?"
Chromia says:
Chromia:...And if you think I'm waiting another 4 million years....
Ironhide: >Must....find....better...excuse....
Zeedust says:
Chromia: "Guess where this finger's been!"
Ironhide: "Rhode Island."
Chromia: "...Yeah. One of thse days I gotta start doing something exciting."
Zeedust says:
Chromia: "I'm Batman."
Ironhide: "That explains the headgear, but you mean Batgirl, right?"
Chromia: "You wish."
Ironhide: "I don't want my optics any more."
Marv says:
You've invited your boss over for dinner? But the house's a mess! What will Mr. Prime think?!
Marv says:
I can't believe you went out refueling with your friends all night again! nag nag nag nag...to think I gave you the best eons of my functional lifespan...nag nag nag nag nag...
Marv says:
Your brother transforms into a city! A CITY!!! He makes heaps of money!!! Why did I have to turn him down to marry you?!!
Marv says:
You're not going to get cheap on me now mister!!! Little Optimus needs braces or he'll have to wear an orthopedic faceplate for the rest of his slagging life!!!
Marv says:
You're not going to get cheap on me now mister!!! Little Optimus needs braces or he'll have to wear an orthopedic faceplate for the rest of slagging life!!!
Marv says:
The neighbour has this great-looking, new alt mode!!! Why do we still drive around in that hunk of rust you transform into?
Marv says:
No I'm not going to pull it!! Optimus keeps making that stupid joke all the time as well!!!
Zeedust says:
Chromia: "Just take the splinter out and stop snickering about it coming from cutting down Rumble, will you?"
Kal-Seth says:
Chromia: 5$ love you long time 10$ we go all way all ngiht long big boy #1 all for you no for free!
Shadow Fox says:
Chromia- So then to please me next you take your finger like this and....
Anonymous says:
Chromia: Now I think we should have a cup of tea then sit down to watch Coronation Street...
Ironhide: But Chromia... I need to go get my pension!
Rhys says:
Today's game is 'SPOT THE FEMMEBOT'. Now, of these two characters, which is the most effeminine. And the answer is...IRONHIDE! - That smile is just soo girly.
Anonymous says:
Chromia: Ya know Ironhide, that there are 12,567,478 seems in the ceiling?
Ironhide: Whoa!
Anonymous says:
I like that when she say " girls only" but they are with the boys. Good Luck
Anonymous says:
Ironhide: Oh.. chromia! Put your stinky finger in my tail pipe again, but this time curl it! aaaaaawwww! thats better! Did i say one finger? I meant two!
Anonymous says:
Chromia : ... so I was like, ya know, SURE, and she was like, whatEVER, and that, like, totally bummed me out, so I, like, went shopping and picked out the CUTEST dress, you know that dress I think was so cute, and then I showed it to Cynthia who was like
Anonymous says:
now ironhide i know i got a nice bumper but that doesn't mean to can touch it.
Anonymous says:
you left a little something at my house Ironhide.
Ironhide: is that why I feel a draft?
dino says:
Ironhide: hey baby are your wheel tied Chromia: no why: Ironhide: Because you been driven in my mind all day Chromia: cute very cute
Omega Prime says:
which one you want, #1 cock sucking or #2 ass fµ©kin?
Anonymous says:
Briefly Kup considered telling Ironhide that it was just a costume, but there was just something irresistable about that frisky grin.
Phantom says:
Chromia "Ok Ironhide, but this is the last time, i mean it!" Ironhide "Of course Chromia, whatever you say Chromia..."
Jeremy says:
Chromia : ironhide be a dear and stick you middle finger up my puss he ill pull tbese down so you can do it
Anonymous says:
Chromia: so Ratchet was busy and had you come to give me my yearly physical.
Ironhide: Yep, thats what he said...he he he
Anonymous says:
Chromia: Ah, ah, ah! If we do it now, you know youre gonna be too tired to do it again when Arcee gets here, and then youre just gonna hate yourself tomorrow. *doorbell rings* Arcee(outside): Its me! Ironhide: Alrahyt, is threesahm tahyme!
Anonymous says:
Ironhide: one more??? I just made love to you 10 mins ago!!!
Chromia: but that was just one minute! i dont want no minute man!!!
Ironhide: OK lets do it now!! just wake me up 2 hours before a brigade of decepticons stole the ship i pilot and kills me, r
Anonymous says:
0100 hours, Ironhide. Tonight. Iacon. Sector 5. Building 437. Knock on the red door. Password is "male to female serial jack." Fourth room on the left. Bring the oil.
Anonymous says:
Chromia:"No robolovin' for you tonight, Mr.Stay out all night drinking and gambling!"
Ironhide:"But...But..."
Anonymous says:
"That's right, just one episode. Arcee got a whole damn season."
Anonymous says:
Of course I would love to go to Earth with you, Ironhide! But, in case you somehow forgot...I'm still fighting the Autobot-Decepticon War!!! :) =) :) =)
Super Prime says:
Chromia: Iam having an affair. Ironhide: With who. Chromia:....Ratchet. Chromia: He is not the only one....I'm having an affair with Prowl, Sideswipe, Jazz, Sunstreaker, Hound, Bumblebee, Gears, Huffer, Brawn, Cliffjumper, Wheeljack, Perceptor, B
Anonymous says:
He inflated his chest to attract mates, and, apparently, it's working.
Anonymous says:
(Chromia) Sorry, hon, this relationship is over. I don't date any male whose chest is bigger than mine. (Ironhide) Narrows it down, doesn't it?
Anonymous says:
Uh uh uh, no goodies for the night until you finish cleaning the mess those humans made.
Anonymous says:
Chromia: "Alright, you can go out with the guys tonight, but I want you back here by curfew, got it?"
Anonymous says:
Where do you want me to take your temperatue Iornhide? **Iornhide giggles**
Anonymous says:
Gee What the Blazes. I know your a Fem Both but you sure are flat. Why can you have any cleavage Like Blackaracnia?
CHroma: Because You don't pay me enugh to buy all that Sillicon she has.
Anonymous says:
I'm telling you one more time! If you picnch my ass again, im gonna call the cops!
Anonymous says:
Smelling alcohol on Ironhide's breath, Chromia forces him to take the sobriety test.
Anonymous says:
Chromia: You DO know where this finger's ending up, don't you Ironhide?
(Ironhide just continues to smile)
Anonymous says:
Of COURSE I would love to go to Earth with you, Ironhide! But, right now...I'm busy fighting a war!
:)
Anonymous says:
IRONHIDE:Sorry Chromia, but you're too damn ugly for me, and whats w/ that pointy forehead you look like something out of Stevn King movie. Get a facial!
MEGATRON says:
Ironhide: Hee hee Chromia, me and you... hee hee...
Chromia: For the love of Primus, Ironhide it was four million years ago and it was once and you were crap!
Anonymous says:
Chromia: Uhm.. Ironhide... I don't think thats physically possible...
Ironhide: Can we try anyway?
Unknown says:
Singing to Drowning Pool's "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor": 1.) Nothing wrong with me...
grimlock says:
trick me once, your bad, trick me twice, ypour bad, trick me three times my bad
Rictor says:
Where in the name of Primus, do you think are going. You have to do all the housework inmediately
