The Ultimate Caption Contest
Cyclonus gives Starscream some back up!
132 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
ksol71339 says:
CYCLONUS:. " You have such a SWEET & TIGHT ass. "
STARSCREAM:. ( Thinking ) " How I wish that he were BUMBLEBEE."
Heckfire says:
"...and I call this position 'The Targetmaster'..."
"...sweet Primus, I can taste my own carburetor."
sonic boom says:
starscream: oh, here comes galvatron!
galvatron: cyclonus! people will think that your SHAGGING him!
cyclonus:?
starscream: oh, roll on armarda......
Zeedust says:
Cyclonus: "Here you go, Mr Bay. He tried to run, but he didn't get far."
Micheal Bay: "Excellent... Now, please escort the prima donna here... to his new body!"
Starscream: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
bringo says:
Cyclonus: Take it. Just $%$# take it. Good boy. Now who's my bitch?
Starsceam: I am.
Cyclonus: That's right..
Demonic Femme says:
Cyclonis, "I searched all his pockets, Mighty Galvatron, and all I found was a picture.. er.. of your sister."
Galvatron, "WHAT?!!!"
Starscream, "Oh, no-"
"Galvatron, "What are you doing with MY SISTER!!??"
DarkDranzer says:
*After watching Cyclonus and Starscream
*Galvatron enters and is speechless of what he saw*
Cyclonus: Oh crap, Starscream I knew this was a bad idea!! Um mighty Galvatron, err hehehe...this isn't what it looks like, you believe me don't you
DarkDranzer says:
*After watching Cyclonus and Starscream Galvatron remained speechless and a little green around the gills.*
Galvatron: I think I'm gonna be sick...
Tiedye says:
TEACHER- Allright class we will resite our breathing exercises for our two new members of our lamaze class.
CYCLONUS- I can't belive we got pregnant Starscream.
STARSCREAM- It only takes one time Cyclonus. Now get behind me and time my breathing.
Kal-Seth says:
Cyclonus: behold my PLUSHIE STARSCREAM!
Starscreams latest plan to rule the decepticons involed himself a jet transformer and alot of anime watching
Rainbow Starscream says:
Cyclonus: You know we could do this like those Armada morons do...
Starscream: I hear ya. Let's do it. Cyclonus -- supermode! POWERLINK!
Zeedust says:
Cyclonus: "Now that our guest of honor has arrived, this meeting of the Guys whose Body Starscream has Borrowed will come to order. Are there any questions before we begin?"
Waspinator: "Why Waspinator have to sit next to city-bot? It
Kal-Seth says:
Cyclonus: yea theres somrthing stuck up there, maybe it's the remote it would explain why everytime you fart the channel changes
Magnus says:
Now, you just keep talking like normal and I'm going to pretend my hands are yours. Trust me, it's going to be funny.
Zeedust says:
Cyclonus: "I don't care WHAT Scourge and Waspinator are threatening to do to you. I'm not helping you find a hiding place."
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus: Okay Rocky, you've got one more chance, now get in there and knock'em dead!!
Starscream: Dammit... Cyclonus, have you been watching the Rocky movies again?
Cyclonus: It's very possible...
Shadowcon says:
Cyclonus: No, no! This is how you do the Heimlich Maneuver. Starscream: Hey! It's bad enough I have your fists in my gut but could you please keep your probe outta my ass.
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus: Dammit, this is the last time I pull up your armor because you go and wax your hands. Starscream: Shut up! You know you love this you spikey, blue bitch. Cyclonus: (murmur)Don't do this to me Starscream.
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus: Yup, that's right, a one and a two and a...
Starscream: I don't know you.
Anonymous says:
Starscream: what do you want with me
Cyclonus: I want to talk, Starscream you are the most beutiful decepticon than Arcee, join us, Galvitron will never hear about this
Bruticus says:
"Cyclonus, I've been meaning to ask you this for a while . . . are you Thundercracker . . .or Skywarp?"
Anonymous says:
"Don't worry Starscream, I'll help ya out with your constipation."
Anonymous says:
CYCLONUS: i am giving you a hands on demonstration of what your a** would be after prison, know what i mean.
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus: Good thing I know the Heimlich! No, wait, I don't. Ah well, he'll just be back in a week.
Anonymous says:
And now the next game we'll play on "Who's Line Is It Anyway" will be 'Helping Hands'. This game is for Starscream and Cyclonus...
Anonymous says:
ooooooohhhhh! cyclonus... wow your so small i can barley feel it. is it in yet?
Battle Angel says:
Look Galvatron! I fixed Starscream for you, now you can kick his tin can just like in the old days!
Anonymous says:
I dont like this operation human sheild idea it always leads me to the hospital.
Sledge says:
"Starscream, don't transform or I'll be stuck in your tailpipe"
astrotrain's first friend says:
Starscream: What are you doing to me?! Cyclonus: i'm gonna rip your wings of muahahahahahahahahaha! Starscream: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY OVERLAGED PURPLE BUNNY!
Scourge says:
Cyclonus: Screamer, how exactly did this thing get shoved up your tailpipe?
vash says:
cyclonus: man starscream you have such a nice ass.
starscream:I know optimus and most all of the decepticons told me, however optomus was better than you, you big purple teletubie.so get off before i sick pimp daddy megatron on your ass!
Omega Supreme says:
Cyclonus: Why the hell are we standing here when we can fly?
Starscream: Good point!
Blitzkrieg says:
Cyclonus: "Come on, Starscream! Back that ass up!" Starscream: "Let go of me, you freak!"
The Chosen One says:
Yes, that's a blaster in my pocket, you sick freak! ...I have no control over where it goes, though
Silverwolf says:
WHY THE fµ©k WON'T YOU STAY DEAD!
Starscream: It's because I love you, honost.
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus, when I become Decepticon leader, you will be my second-in-command. :)
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Thank the maker I'm not Thundercracker, or this would be really weird.
Cyclonus: I'm never drinking with you again...
Super Prime says:
Cyclonus: Starscream, are you sure this is how the humans do it. Starscream: Yep I'm sure.
Stelartron says:
Screamer: Look everybody! I just ran Cyclonus's underwear up the flagpole! *laughs*
Other Decepticons: (all stare at Starscream with "uh-oh" looks on their faces)
Screamer: (slowly stops laughing as he realizes that no one
Bumblebee says:
You now cyclonus i have always thought of you in a sexaul waybut i didn't know you were this good at sex, what thats comig out of your waist joint a robotic genitals aw baby bring it on awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Bumblebee says:
You now cyc;onus i have always thought of you in a sexaul waybut i didn't know you were this good at sex, what thats comig out of your waist joint a robotic genitals aw baby bring it on awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Anonymous says:
CYCLONUS:I'm jumping into you like SWAYZE did to WHOOPI GOLDBERG.Play "UNCHAINED MELODY" so we can dance with big-busted Deceptibabe.
Singularity says:
Starscream:. o O(10 seconds in the game, if I can make this Jump Shot) Cyclonus: . o O(Seekers can't jump)
matt says:
(Cyclonus) Yeah, Starscream. Fight me! I love it when you fight me...! (Starscream ) What the...? Oh no; not again...!
Windcharger says:
Cyclonus: Yeah, take it Galvatron
Starscream: What did you just call me?
Cyclonus: Uh, i mean, take it Starscream
Anonymous says:
Due to the lack of sparks, anyone who caught Starscream and Cyclonus in the act only pondered Cyclonus's inferior robo genitals
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus:" Nice moe, Starscream! Now I can't get the gerbil out!!"
Starscream:"Won't be the first."
Cyclonus:"Huh?"
Roddy says:
Starscream: "Little to the left. Back to the right."
Cyclonus: "There?"
Starscream: "No, that's my ventilation hole. My fueltank opening is right beside it."
Cyclonus: "Found
Ultimate Optimus says:
Cyclonus: So, you like it rough, huh! StarScream: Ummm....No, back off and I'll pretend I didn't hear that!
Anonymous says:
Star Scream: Hey Cyclonus, guess what!
Cyclonus: What?
Brrrrt!(Star Scream farts)
Star Scream: HA! HA! HA!
Cyclonus: Ugh! I hate you more than ever!
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus: Faster! Starscream: Harder!
Cyclonus: faster!
Starscream : harder!
Cyclonus:ok i'll go harder only if you go faster.
Starscream:ok
OH OH OH OH OH!
APOLLO says:
Cyclonus:"Ever wonder why they colored me purple."
Starscream:"Nooooooooo!!"
Anonymous says:
Please tell me Cyclonus is just adjussting starscreams wings... Please...
Ya know. Starscream really gets around if you take a look at the other captions with him in it ;-)
Anonymous says:
NO CYCLONUS!!! WHEN I SAID I WANTED THRUST,
I MEANT THE GUY STANDING NEXT TO DIRGE!!!!!
Powerglide says:
Cyclous:"uh uh ohhh Starscream I didn't know you had it in you." Starscream:"Well this is the last time I let you transfer energon this way." Cyclous:"But its so warm." Starscream: "Y
Anonymous says:
starscream: I am sorry,but I don't think this is how we combine into one....
Anonymous says:
And the first thing I'm going to do when I take control of you Cyclonus, is walk right up to Galvatron and tell him that I have finally realised that his anger problem is a direct result of his obvious inferiority complex. Oh and then I'
Bombshell says:
Starscream decides to take the shot for Cyclonus, seeing as how he is a more bad ass jet than he is!
Anonymous says:
"Now class, you wrap your arms around the choking victim's waist, making a ball in front of their stomach, and precede to...."
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus: Come on Starscream tell me what I want to hear. WHO'S YOUR DADDY??
Mtx says:
Damn I guess they don't call him "Mega"tron for nothing. He really opened you up.
Octavius Prime says:
Star Scream: No Galvatron you can't take him ! I love him !
Cyclonus: I umm uhh oh boy :: Gulp ::
Justin says:
Starscream: I hope optimus isent coming here he will make us a laughing stock
Galva: I dont know, but speaking of stocks wheres your anus damnit!
Starscream: oh its on my neck
Galva: It seems we have a problem
Optimus: Well well well...
Anonymous says:
(cyclonus and starscream spend some quality time in oswald state jail)
Cyclonus: I WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM!
Starscream: NOT AGAIN!
Jay Prime says:
Cyclonus: When I let go, you run full speed ahead, got it? Starscream: What about that wall? Cyclonus: Silence!!
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus: Trust me! Just fall back and I promise I'll catch you.
Screamer: Weeeeell..okay. Here I go.
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Have I earned my place in the new Decepticons, my leader Galvatron?
Galva: ~Uggg~ Yes my pet, yes.
Anonymous says:
*starscreem takes over cyclones body and rubbs him sefl in a sexly active way.
Anonymous says:
Come back here Starscreem *Cyclonense grabs Starscreems ghost and throughs it to galvatron* Die again Starscreem.
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus(singing): I put my hands up on your hips then I dip, you dip, we dip!
