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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Daniel crying ...

Daniel crying ...
130 comments
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130 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

But mommy, I wanted MASTERPEICE Otpimus Prime, not cybeverse warrior class!

May 25, 2022

trailbreaker says:

Daniel watches The Last Knight.

Jul 24, 2017

Rainmaker says:

I DON'T WANNA BE A KISS PLAYER

May 3, 2016

Optimum Supreme says:

Someone just told Daniel that Megatron killed Santa Claus.

Apr 21, 2016

lonrac says:

I don't Wanna be here after Sari......

Feb 26, 2016

trailbreaker says:

"I need to find a bathroom !!"

Dec 10, 2015

peacethroughtyranny says:

RAPE: It colud happen to you at any age

May 30, 2012

Evil Eye says:

As much as everyone hates Daniel, you really don't want to see just what's making him cry.

Mar 19, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

Cerebros: Look, the fan community hates you. You've got to die!

Daniel: But I don't wanna die!

Cerebros: Too bad.

Feb 26, 2012

ghostscream127 says:

BUT I WANTED SUPERION FOR CRIHSTMAS NOT A CAREBOT

Nov 7, 2007

TF2 says:

Autobot:Shut up you little brat!

Aug 23, 2007

darth_paul says:

No Wheeljack I don't wanna be a Headmaster even if it is with Arcee! I saw what you did to dad in that Autobot Spike episode!

Sep 28, 2006

tian17 says:

Goddamit! Optimus, you didnt tell me there were child molesters on Cybertron!

Jul 31, 2006

Shadow of Lio Convoy says:

Is it possibe 4 u 2 shut da F**K up 4 10 mintes

Jun 16, 2006

snavej says:

Sob! I wanted a RED space suit!

Jun 13, 2006

Starazor says:

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII!"
Starscream: *to Soundwave* "Whaddaya mean, 'they don't have volume controls'!?!"

May 11, 2006

snavej says:

Daniel: But I don't wanna go on any shuttle called Challenger or Columbia!

Autobot: Don't worry, we called this one 'Apollo 13'.

Apr 26, 2006

snavej says:

Autobot: Shut the fudge up; you're going into space with us whether you like it or not!

Apr 26, 2006

Judynator says:

Daniel: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Arcee: Oh, my shon, be quiet!

Apr 22, 2006

Michael9R says:

uf how can I change that daipers

Apr 18, 2006

GraveWaver says:

Who wants to squash him?

Arcee: ME!

Apr 17, 2006

Judynator says:

Dany: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! WHERE IS MY TEDDY BEAR??????

Apr 16, 2006

Unknown says:

"I WANT MY BOOBIES!!!!!"

Apr 8, 2006

trailbreaker says:

Every TF fan's dream.....to throw Daniel into the FLAMING PIT OF LAVA!!

Apr 1, 2006

Unknown says:

It CAN'T be true! I refuse to believe that there's EVEN MORE ANNOYING children than me in every Transformers cartoon following Beast Machines! NOOOOOOO! WHY DO THERE ALWAYS HAVE TO BE STUPID KIDS?!?!?!

Mar 29, 2006

Zeedust says:

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aug 2, 2005

Demonic Femme says:

Robot, "AWWW- DAMN IT!!! SHUT UP!!!
Starscream (off screen), "Would you shut that STUPID flesh-ceature up!!!
Robot, "He doesn't have a volume button!!!
Starscream, "MEH!!!" *blasts Daniel into bloody spot*

May 29, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

Daniel: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! STUPID UGLY ROBOT'S HOLDING ME!!!

Robot: WWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! STUPID UGLY KID'S CRYING AND I CAN'T SHUT HIM UP!!!

Mar 5, 2005

Towline says:

We're snowed in the school? And we have to celebrate Christmas in school? NOOOO!

Feb 22, 2005

Marv says:

Please stop making all that noice kid! You;re annoy enough as it is! And what's that SMELL!!!?

Oct 12, 2004

Zeedust says:

Springer: "I have just one thing to say to whoever made Daniel cry like this..."

Arcee: "And that would be?"

Springer: "'The road to hell is paved with good intentions.'"

Arcee: "I give up..."

Aug 28, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

Optimus: BEHOLD the ultimate weapon with this we can defeat the decepticons and conquer err i mean save the universe

Aug 2, 2004

Zeedust says:

Will SOMEONE find a soundproof booth to shove im in?

May 29, 2004

Anonymous says:

SOUNDWAVE: "Cries and screams are music to my audio receptors... but you are totally starting to push your luck, kid!!"

Apr 8, 2004

Shadow Fox says:

But daniel, you made a huge boo boo, I have to change your spacesuit, if I were a human the smell would have knocked me out by now!!

Nov 6, 2003

gir says:

waaaaahhhhh why's my head so friggen BIG!

Oct 21, 2003

SilverStar says:

Jazz: Hey where is the switch turn him off?
Hot Rod off screan: I don't know, I wish human kids came with instructions sometimes.
Ultra Magnus off Screan: Like you Hot Rod?
Hot Rod: GRRR
Jazz laughs hardly
Danil is still whining.

Sep 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Daniel: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! Arceeeeee! you said we'd do that after dinner!
Arcee: Alright, hold on. Hot Rod's had his, and next, springer gets his. You can have yours after,OK?

Sep 10, 2003

Neko says:

I like this pics, and daniel, so I ain't say'n nothin'!

Aug 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

WWWAAAAHHHH! WE ran out of choclate milk!!!!

Aug 8, 2003

star_sabre86 says:

Daniel: NOOOOOOOOO IIIIII WAANNNTTT AAARRRRRCCCCCEEEEE. Robot: dammit shut up or I'll make sure Arcee never comes back t pick you up from day-care

Jul 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Daniel: Give my football back you evil robot.
robot: Buy your own, stupid kid.

Jun 17, 2003

Bruticus says:

Daniel: "It's not true! You're just saying that because you're jealous!"
Kup: "I'm not jealous at all, Daniel, but Six Shot really IS a pedophile, and you can't play with him anymor

May 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

I like that one too because Daniel is a baby.

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

AAAAH! My head isn't supposed to twist around like this, now it's on backwards! Lousy Autobots!

Apr 23, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Sideways: I SWEAR I'LL DROP YOU IF YOU DONT SHUT UP!!

Apr 19, 2003

Heather Prime says:

hey sideway... i hear sound to denial crying want for my face silly like cartoon.....

Apr 14, 2003

sideways says:

i hate my dub voice wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Apr 7, 2003

Daniel says:

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i want new episodes of headmasters waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mar 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Daniel: WAAAHHHHHHH I just found out my Armada character is a whining BI*CH Hotrod: uhh daniel...

Mar 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Daniel: Waaaaaahhhhhh! I can't believe they cancelled Family Guy!

Feb 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

When Daniel finds out that more people like Wheelie than they like him.

Feb 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

That's it!!! We had it with you Daniel, where sending you on a one-way trip to the Neverland Ranch to live with Micheal Jackson.
Daniel-"NOOOOOOOO!!! I'll be good, I'll be good!!!"

Feb 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

"I'm the most hated TF character EVER? I had no idea!"

Feb 21, 2003

Starscream K'dash says:

Cerebros: STOP YOUR WHINING!! You're Worse than that Prissy Amuro!
*Bitch-Slapps Daniel's head clean off*

Dec 30, 2002

Shadow says:

Daniel: Arcee! Whyyyy! What's Springer got that ain't got?!
Arcee: Ask me again when you get a little older, 'kay?
Daniel: Nooooooooooooo!

Dec 20, 2002

z says:

Daniel: I don't care if she's a robot, Arcee's hot!!! I want her! Hot Rod doesn't deserve her!

Dec 19, 2002

Manchester Devil says:

Daniel: Why can't I listening to Westlife?
Cerberos: Simple Danny, they're sh*te!!

Dec 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

A pony dammit I told you I wanted a pony!!!!!

Dec 6, 2002

gabriel says:

Why doesn't My Headmaster Exo Robot
look like the others?

Nov 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

MUHAHAHAHAH NOW THAT I HAVE CAPTURED YOU, ALL I NEED TO KNOW NOW IT HOW TO MAKE YOU STFU!!!!!

Nov 16, 2002

frank says:

Daniel -- "What do you mean, I was voted the most annoying character in the TF series?"

Nov 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Daniel: "No! Don't leave me intestinal gas! Please! Don't go!! I thought you loved me!!"
Cerebros: "Oh god! SHUT UP!!" *Chucks Daniel out the airlock*

Nov 11, 2002

Sledge says:

"I'm the biggest crybaby in the world!"

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Do not Produce tears, It lowers your tenderness as im going to EAT you MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!

Nov 7, 2002

gabriel says:

I Want Grand Maximus!

Nov 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Angel: What did you do? Nightpaw: I screwed up his hair and his girlfriend dumped him. Angel: Who's her NEW boyfriend? Nightpaw: His dad. Angel: CREEPY!!

Nov 3, 2002

DrSpengler says:

Fortress: Hey, Chromedome, make a wish...

Oct 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

I want to have the reissue Megatron!!

Sep 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

C:ok next time ill use more lube sorry daniel.D:daddy why didnt you stop cerebros?S:the groinal attachment stopped me.

Sep 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

The zipper caught the frank and the beans!

Sep 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Waaaaaaah! Ravage pooed in my sandbooooooox! >0

Sep 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Daniel: Put me down u big ponce!

Aug 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Daniel: Put me down!

Jul 2, 2002

iron hide says:

narator: oh waah

Jun 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, going down the garden to eat worms!

Jun 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

Nobody loves me, everybody hates, going down the garden to eat worms!

Jun 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

Goochy Goochy goo..

Jun 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

I want my Cheesy-poofs!

May 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Daniel: "I hate my life!!" Every Tranformer fan on Earth: "Well we all hate your life to too, so please end it Cerebros!" Cerebros: "With pleasure!" SNAP!!

Apr 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Cerebros: Come on, Daniel. You know Arcee needs privacy when shes... ummm... TALKING to Springer... OR Hot Rod...OR me... OR any of the other headmasters... OR your dad... OR your mom... OR both of your parents at once... ya know, come to think of it, yo

Mar 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

I WANT TO DRIVE OPTIMUS!!!!!!!!!

Mar 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

You broke my optimus prime toy?!! why lord?! Whyyyyyy!!!
-
No not the nappy...not again!!!

Jan 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

I've always wanted to see what'd happen if you put a human in the Microwave....Oh quit whining Daniel it'll only hurt for a second

Jan 21, 2002

FortMax says:

Fortress Maximus, this weak bowelled toddler requires assistance

Jan 19, 2002

Silverwolf says:

Cyclonus: So, just how many humans can you stick up your nose, Galvatron?

Jan 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

AHHHHHHHHHH CRAP! I DIDN'T CLEAR THE ZIPPER!...............AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jan 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey, we can relax guys! I found a test for our new artificial dicks...

Jan 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

I want my Daddy! ;)

Dec 29, 2001

Stelartron says:

Why won't they put G1 back on the air? Why?! WHY?!?!?! *sob-sob*

Dec 21, 2001

Unknown says:

Daniel: Whaaa!!! I'm gonna get you....i'm gonna get you!!!

Dec 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

TF: Hey guys! Check out this new stretch armstrong I got myself. Daniel: Oh s£!t

Dec 19, 2001

Unknown says:

All the Trans Fans hate me and want me off the show for ternity.....whaaaa!!!!

Dec 18, 2001

Anonymous says:

I have an itch and can't scratch!

Dec 13, 2001

Anonymous says:

DANIEL:I promise not to bad-mouth when I'm dating ARCEE.NOW LET ME GO!

Dec 8, 2001

Anonymous says:

OK..OK I admit it!!! I still wet the bed!!

Dec 7, 2001

Anonymous says:

Bot: Ahhhh, scrap. Hey, Arcee, the kid's cr@ped himself again! What do I do know?

Arcee: Toss him out the Slagging airlock for all I care, lousy brat.

Dec 7, 2001

Unknown says:

I WANNA BE A DECEPTICON!!!!

Dec 6, 2001

Anonymous says:

I Was In the entire Movie and I didn't Swear, It's not fare!! why won't they make another movie!! I want to swear, Ceibro: that's it Out the air lock, now they can make another movie, I mean swearing while I'm

Dec 3, 2001

Anonymous says:

Bot: hey! Maybe this is a Squeek toy for dogs! *grins* Now...where's Bruticus? (Note: it's that Three headed mutt in the RiD Package. ;))

Dec 3, 2001

Flamemaster Galvatron says:

Daniel: "Why won't anyone nominate me as COTM?!"

Dec 2, 2001

Master Hound X says:

Daniel: Why did they have to kill wheelie, WHY!!!

Cerberous: The same reason we have to kill you...uh I mean it just happend that way, yeah now lets go take you back to your room. Yeah thats it whee you'll least suspect it... :Daniel looks up:

Dec 2, 2001

Master Hound X says:

Why did they have to kill wheelie, WHY!!!

Robot: The same reason we have to kill you...uh I mean it just happend that way, yeah now lets go take you back to your room. Yeah thats it whee you'll least suspect it... : kid looks up: a new cartoon

Dec 2, 2001

Windcharger says:

Cerebros: Wake up, Daniel, it was just a dream.
Daniel: Oh good. It was terrible, i was the reason the Transformers went in the crapper, and everybody hated me.
Cerebros: Oh, that's what you were crying about..

Dec 1, 2001

CapeMike says:

Daniel: Poopiiiieeeee!!

Cerebros: ...that's it, he goes out the airlock....

Nov 23, 2001

Anonymous says:

i cant wait until the premire of ocean's 11 hacha!

Nov 22, 2001

Anonymous says:

TRANSFORMERS cancelled?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Nov 22, 2001

Anonymous says:

Aaghhahahahah! AHGHGH, No God please stop its WAY to big!

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

No Optimus! I'm not old enough!

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

This suit's cut the circulation off @ my nutz!

Nov 19, 2001

Unknown says:

How do you turn this fµ©king thing off?!

Nov 19, 2001

Anonymous says:

BUT I AM MATURE AND COMPOSED DAMMITT!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

Galvatron:"Hey,Cyclonus,the human won't fit
in this *&%$!! pot!!"
Cyclonus:"So use the meat mallet!"

Nov 15, 2001

Anonymous says:

"Awww,Gaaahd! I just saw Hot Rod and Arcee
doin' the electronic nasty!! I can't stand it! I
wanna be blinded!!!"
Prime:"Get ahold of yourself! Its no worse than
Internet porn!!!"

Nov 15, 2001

Anonymous says:

..and now back to "When Humans Attack 3"

Nov 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

I WANT MY DADDY!!!

Nov 9, 2001

Anonymous says:

I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 8, 2001

MEGATRON says:

See I told you Tracks' "Special Game" wasnt very pleasent!

Nov 8, 2001

Suzanne says:

Aw, shut up, kid, before I stuff you in Fort Max's leg!!

Nov 7, 2001

APOLLO says:

Cerebros:"Why the hell did I offer to baby-sit this kid."

Nov 6, 2001

Optimus says:

Sorry but we have to jetison some weight.

Nov 3, 2001

JP says:

Hardhead: For the last time, i'm NOT gonna babysit Daniel! I'm a warrior, not a nanny!

Cerebros:Um..I'll ask Arcee to assist you?

Hardhead: Deal! Hand me that br..err child!

Oct 28, 2001

Anonymous says:

"No, I don't wanna eat my vegetables!!!'

Oct 28, 2001

Anonymous says:

"Honestly Daniel, you're doing the Autobot army a great favour! Not even the micromasters could crawl in and disable Megatron's Fusion cannon!"

Oct 27, 2001

Bombshell says:

Cerebros: How do I shut it off?

Oct 26, 2001

Lord Galvatron says:

AW! But I wanted to go to Toshi Station!

Oct 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

Why did they killed me in the Wreckers comic!?!?

Oct 25, 2001

Daniel says:

"Its not my fault I couldnt make it to the bathroom!"

Oct 24, 2001

Shadowen says:

ROBOT HOLDING DANIEL: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

DANIEL: No! It was a conspiracy! They all turned against me!

Oct 23, 2001

Anonymous says:

Daniel, We have all agreed the universe would be a better place without you.

Oct 23, 2001
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