The Ultimate Caption Contest
Daniel tells Rodimus about a dream
161 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
trailbreaker says:
Rodimus falls asleep in his “I’m pretending to listen to Daniel” pose.
trailbreaker says:
“If this kid doesn’t fall asleep soon I’ll give him 10 doses of Benadryl !!”
trailbreaker says:
Hot Rod - “And that’s how Sharkticons eat kids who don’t go to sleep.”
Blozor says:
When Derek woke up, he discovered that his college buddies completely disassembled his car, carried it into his bedroom, and reassembled it. Unfortunately, they had no idea how to assemble a car and they were high as ffff...
Optimum Supreme says:
I had a dream that they made a movie about us, full of explosions and Shia LeBoef.
trailbreaker says:
Daniel - "And then Hasbro released a line of figures called Beast Hunters with cheap plastic parts that always fell off."
Rodimus - "That wasn't a dream."
Evil Eye says:
"So, yeah, I had this nightmare that this 14 year old boy came into my room, had a complete mental breakdown, did something inappropriate over me, had another breakdown, and then left."
"That sounds...Familiar..."
Godzillabot Primal says:
Look kid, it's wierd enough that your room is tall enough for a giant robot, but don't add your nightmares to the mix!
Red_Sun says:
Daniel: " Yes! my own Master Piece Rodimus! O wait, is this just a dream?"
Dclone Soundwave says:
What are you doing here here Rodimus!??!
Just....looking at you........
.................okaaaaaay.................
Brooke says:
Daniel: Omigosh, Rodimus! I just had a flashback from that time I visited Neverland Ranch!
Rodimus: Now Daniel, we all know that Micheal Jackson doesn't really exist.
Daniel:You're right, Rodimus.Thanks!
Rodimus: No problem.
Rodimus leaves t
bringo says:
Robot: I am your father.
Boy: Really?
Robot: No, not really, I can't back that up.
bringo says:
Rodiums always got the short straw when it came to guarding the kid. He wished he was lucky like Magnus and got to guarding the Central High Cheerleaders..
bringo says:
You jerk, why is are my sheets stained in oil and my butt hurts? I told you I had a headache.....
Ratbat says:
Relax, Daniel! There are NO burglars here! And even if there were any burglars here, I'm sure they would've been surprised and scared away by Ultra Magnus, Arcee or me. :)
Operation Ravage says:
Daniel: "Rodimus . . . the courts said that you can't come here anymore. I got a restraining order, remember?"
Rodimus: "Shh, little Daniel. Just . . . shhhh."
seminole1 says:
Rodimus(thinking to himself): GOD!! How long do I have to sit here, and listen to this dweebs gibberish?
starscream_the_eternal says:
Rodimus: So what your telling me is that Micheal Jackson came out of your closet, force fed you viagra, then moonwalked back into the closet and vanished. Daniel I've told you before, the Micheal Jackson doesn't exist he was made up by parents t
Roadshadow says:
Rodimus: Uhh, Daniel, you're 13 now, right?
Daniel: Yeah, why?
Rodimus: So you wouldn't mind telling me what that bump is on your bed, in between your legs...
Daniel:...Sh**.
Ratbat says:
Don't worry, Dan-O. Arcee will keep you company tomorrow night! I'm sure you'll enjoy Arcee's presence!
Ratbat says:
Don't worry, Dan-O. There will be no monsters in your closet or under your bed as long as I'm here!
galactus says:
Daniel - I wasn't doing anything under the sheets! I..I was scratching my thigh..honest!
Rodimus - Suure you were. (looks at wet spot on sheets)
shockwave_inoz says:
DANIEL: "Wow! I just had the most amazing dream - and now all my bedsheets are stuck to me!! Can you help me...?"
RODIMUS: "Uhh, let me tell you what's on my list of 'Things To Do' today, starting with now: After what you ju
Unknown says:
Daniel:Oh Roddy it was horrible i saw you with arcee and you two were wrestling!
Roddy: yeah wrestling...
Unknown says:
Daniel: All o' dems! All o' dem pink ponies! I just...just...just wanted to hug 'em all!
Rodimus: Hmmm... sounds like a case of transexual activity.
Daniel, In English please!
Rodimus: You scare the s**t out of me kid!
Descybner says:
Daniel: Why do I always have nightmares when you're around??!!
RP: Well, ever heard of a DAY-STALLION??!!
Death Gunner says:
Daniel: Rodimus!!! I did it! I did it!
Rodimus: What? What idd you do?
Daniel; I went peepee on my own!
archangel_tears says:
Daniel: Santa is that you. Damn it. i thought i told you not to spike my punch with Angel Dust, Rodimus.
Rodimus: But i thought it was funny when you started running around screaming 'my nuts are roasting on the open fire'.
Daniel: But they we
Dragonoth says:
Daniel: "What's this fish doing in my bed?!"
Rodimus: "Remember that time, just before Autobot City was destroyed, when we caught a fish?"
Daniel: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Rodimus: "After that,
Dragonoth says:
Rodimus: "There's a great war going on, and you've been having these dreams for how long?"
a combination of two other quotes
Just Negare says:
Yeah, I soaked your fingers in the warm water, but who's going to beleive you?
DecepticonDemi says:
"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..."
Get out of my house.
DecepticonDemi says:
O______o what are you dioing in my room!? and how in the heck are you not falling through the floor right now???
Soda Pop Kurtis says:
Whoa Rodimus what I dream I had. You were in this alternate universe where you transformed into some kind of Jet Truck. You worked for some Quintesson wannabe, Optimus Prime was fat and there was this really annoying guy named Kicker or something.
Operation Ravage says:
Daniel: "Rodimus! The monster is under my bed again!"
Rodimus: "There's no monster, really."
Daniel: "R . . really?"
Rodimus: "Really. Ravage, yes; monsters, no. Go back to bed."
Scatterlung says:
Daniel:...And there was huge planet, and it came down and started EATING the moon!
Hot Rod: Sure, Daniel, sure.
Zeedust says:
Daniel: "Rodimus, I've been meaning to ask you... How the hell did you fit through the door?"
Rodimus: "I dunno... But when I figure it out, I'll finally be able to leave!"
Payner™ says:
After finishing filming 'Moonwalker', Micheal Jackson realised that with a few alterations his transformation could be put to good use.....
taylorbaby says:
Rodimus i think i wet the sheets.
RODIMUS: so, why are you tellin me that, go to sleep, before i transform my foot up your a$$
trailbreaker says:
Daniel - "Rodimus, is it true that Arcee likes it in the tail pipe?"
luevanoalx says:
DANIEL: BUT RODIMUS,I REALLY NEED TO GO....
RODIMUS: NO WAY JOSE!,YOU ARE GROUNDED....
DANIEL: I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER...
RODIMUS: EVER HEARD OF TIDE????
Roadshadow says:
Daniel: I'm telling you, I saw Optimus in my dream!
Rodimus: Lay off the acid and coke, seriously.
Pierrimus says:
Daniel: No this is not vasalene on my hand!
Rodimus: My sensors indicate otherwise.
Daniel: MOM! Get this freak out of my room now!
Air Dawg says:
Daniel: Rodimus, what are you doing here?
Rodimus Prime: Just making sure the Boogeyman doesn't come back to hunt you again.
Acelister says:
Rodimus had to remember to congratulate himself with the realistic job he made on the Dummy of himself.
9adam83 says:
Danny: I told you never to wake me up from my erotic dreams that I have been having about seeing you and Arcee together!!!! You ruined everything! Get out of my room!
Rodimus: Danny: Did Spike and Carly forget to give you your nightly Riddilin pill? Yo
Marv says:
Daniel: So Arcee's hopping mad at you, and
you want to stay over for the night?
That's so cool! We can have a pillow
fight, and drink hot chocolate, and
tell scary stories and...
Rodimus: Then
Stormshadow says:
Rodimus (thinking): Dam I should have listened to that human story of "if the wind changes you'll stay like it", now I'm frozen here listening to Daniels stories with a stupid simile on my face...
snavej says:
Daniel: I read on Seibertron.com that you and I are going to be in the Binaltech Asterisk series. We will be BT*-06 'A normal American boy and his amazing transforming pimped-up ride'!
Rodimus: After the revelations we've heard this wee
snavej says:
Daniel: So, just for fun, he jumped on the subway train and shouted 'Waspinator, terrorize!'.
Rodimus: Let me guess - they shot him seven times in the head.
Daniel: Dem limeys are too jumpy, I tell ya!
snavej says:
Daniel: I want a gun, Prime! Even Wheelie has an energon catapult!
Rodimus: We gave you that exosuit, didn't we?
Daniel: No, a REAL gun like yours!
Rodimus: OK, get one from the box in Sector 7G.
Daniel: Which box? 'Cissy guns'
snavej says:
Daniel: Now that my paralyser ray has paralysed you, I can sell you on e-bay and get incredibly rich!
Rodimus: You can make more if you sell me off in pieces.
Daniel: Huh? Why are you helping me?
Rodimus: Optimus has all the fans; I am a failure
Acelister says:
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snavej says:
Daniel: The lawyers are coming. You'll have to get out of my room soon!
Rodimus: No way! I beat Galvatron! I'm going to sit here and look smug for weeks! Ultra Magnus can look after the Autobot army while I indulge my crazy whims.
Magn
Acelister says:
Daniel: "Argh! Oh Rodimus, I had a terrible dream! You were coming closer and closer to me with a strange look in your eye... Like that time I stayed at Neverland Ranch..."
Rodimus: "No, I've been sat here all along..."
Danie
Acelister says:
Daniel: "Can't you see the size of the rat in my sheets?! Help me!"
Rodimus: "No, last time I did that you tried to stick a bar of chocolate up my nose..."
Daniel: "I'm SERIOUS THIS TIME!"
Rat: "Squeek!&quo
snavej says:
Rodimus: Hey, Mullah Witwicky, welcome to Guano Tanamo Bay. I just flushed your comic book version of the Koran down the toilet for a laugh! Ha ha ha ha!
Daniel: A million curses on you, giant alien infidel! One day, all Cybertron will bow to Allah!
snavej says:
Daniel: No booze, no crack, no hookers: man, this Autobot Code really sucks!
Rodimus: I'm not even going to argue with you any more. I'm going fishing on Quintessa.
Daniel: You're fishfood, then. The Sharkticons will tear you apart
Road Turtle says:
Daniel, "Will you quit stairing at me! You're creepier than the clown from Poltergist!"
TundraTRX says:
RODIMUS: Daniel, you shouldn't have your elbow bent like that for long periods of time. It can lead to possible nerve problems. Don't lean on it on a table, or sleep on it all bent up. You're just asking for problems.
DANIEL: Rodimus, you&
TundraTRX says:
DANIEL: Rodimus, what big flames you have!
RODIMUS: Kid, if you start that crap again I'll get Blur to watch you next time.
TundraTRX says:
RODIMUS: Daniel, did I ever tell you about the time I spent in a Cybertronian Turkish Prison?
DANIEL: DAD! Rodimus is telling "that" story again!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Daniel,"RODIMUS! What are you doing here?"
Rodimus,"Waiting for you to die. Sleep tight Daniel,it's a big day for you. Or maybe not."
Daniel,"GULP!"
strata32000 says:
Daniel: For the last time Rodimus I did not fart just now!!!
Rodimus: Look kid I maybe a robot but even I smelt that one.
strata32000 says:
Daniel: I'm scared Rodimus.
Rodimus: I told you; you have nothing to be scared about.
Daniel: But, why are my mom and dad making those noises?
Rodimus: Well, sometimes mommies and daddies have special games they play in the bedroom.
Daniel: But w
Acelister says:
Daniel: "Before he died... Optimus did the same as you, Rodimus..."
Rodimus: "Watched for you to die in your sleep?"
Daniel: "Yeah. Wait, what?"
RoyalMarine says:
There's a great war going on, I'm the new leader and yet I have to babysit this *******
Bed Bugs says:
Roddy: MmmHmm, MmmHmm, and how long have you been having these dreams?
Daniel: Quit mocking my Psychiatrist!
Ryu-Shu says:
d:i just had this wierd dream and u where in it and u where in and u where in it
snavej says:
Rodimus: More bad news, Danno. Galvatron and his forces found Hogwarts School of Magic earlier today. We couldn't get there in time. All we found was a scene of total carnage.
Daniel: Rats' privates! Now I'll have to collect Pokemon
snavej says:
Daniel: I can't see in the dark like you. Rodimus, use the Matrix: light our darkest hour!
Rodimus: There's a flashlight under the bed, for crying out loud!
snavej says:
Daniel: Get out of my room. Transformers are so, like, old - you know, eighties or something! I'm going out to buy Harry Potter stuff tomorrow.
Rodimus: Bad news, kid. All the Harry Potter stuff in the world has just been destroyed by a nanopla
snavej says:
Daniel: I am the greatest child actor the world has ever known! My power is incredible! Nothing can stop me!
Rodimus: Right. Can I get you anything?
Daniel: Yeah, a load of drink, drugs and hookers, please.
Ransom says:
Daniel: Come on, you just hafta tell me how you're able to fit in my room!
Rodimus: Nuh-uh.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Daniel,"Ok I had this dream. I was serving coffee at a hospital and we ran out of cups,so I asked them where cups were,and they said E section.So then I wandered around til I found E-section,but it was big,like a mall,and there was a fountain with do
Artix Prime says:
Rodimus: Yo, Danny! my brother from another mother! Snap it!
Danny: OH, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAS A GUY GOT TO DO TO GET SOME SLEEP AROUND HERE!!!!!!!!!
Rodimus: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight..
Danny: I'm seriously wor
saiyan_prime says:
Danny: "Rodimus, it was terrible! I dreamt I was trapped in..........STAN BUSH'S MULLET! All that hairspray.....it stings my eyes!"
snavej says:
Daniel: Damn it, Prime! Do you have to walk in just when my girlfriend's under here giving me, you know...
Rodimus: I like to watch; hee hee hee!
Daniel: There's some weird s**t going on with you, bro'!
Rodimus: Yeah, little bro&#
saiyan_prime says:
Rodimus: "Danny, do you know what 'Jesus Juice' is?"
Danny: "Is that why my Diet Cokes have tasted funny lately?"
snavej says:
Daniel: You know what would have been really cool? Wheelimus Prime!
Rodimus: It wasn't funny when someone else said the same thing two years ago, and it's not funny now. I think I'm going to make you share these quarters with the Dinob
snavej says:
Daniel: Rodimus, could you please move to the other side of the building? The Matrix is making me dream of yucky stuff like peace, love and harmony!
Rodimus: There's no pleasing some people!
Road Turtle says:
Rodimus, "...Second Verse, Same as the First!I'm Henry the 8th I am! Henry the 8th I am, I am! I got married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times before!..."
Daniel, "Alright! Shut up! I'll help you find
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Daniel,"NO! BAD RODIMUS! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAFTA TELL YOU? NO POO-POO IN THE BEDROOM! Where's my slipper?"
Acelister says:
Daniel: "Show it to me again, Rodimus!"
Rodimus: "I dunno Daniel.. You tried to touch it last time..."
Daniel: "But it's so big..."
Rodimus: "The Matrix isn't something to keep you distracted, like coins or
Stormwolf says:
Rodimus: Can I leave now?
Daniel: Did you check under the bed?
Rodimus: Yes, Micheal Jackson isn't under there, now go to sleep.
Acelister says:
Daniel: "Tell me the story again, Rodimus!"
Rodimus: "Well, after Megatron grabbed me, I knew my only chance at becoming Leader of the Autobots was if Optimus died. So I waited until Megatron shot the little ray gun, then fired my arm las
Acelister says:
Daniel: "So you promise you won't leave?"
Rodimus: "Who's idea was it to build this room to Autobot sizes?! Hire a human nanny for Primus' sake!"
Acelister says:
Daniel: "So is the Matrix of Leadership anything like the Matrix from that film trilogy?"
Rodimus: "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Acelister says:
Daniel: "Rodimus, what are you doing here?"
Rodimus: "Watching you sleep."
Daniel: "Oh... Why?"
Rodimus: "Uhhh... The Matrix told me to..."
snavej says:
Rodimus thinks: I smell urine. What should I say? Optimus, I need your guidance.
Optimus (via the Matrix): Let him lie in it for a while. My good friend Dr. Nick Riviera said it's good for the skin!
snavej says:
Daniel: And then he rapped:-
'I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face...'
Rodimus thinks: What is this human obsession with &#
snavej says:
Daniel: With my brains and your powers, we could shoot up this deadbeat town and vamoose before the cops got here! Wouldn't that be cool?!
Rodimus: Yeah, but I can't. My mother doesn't let me out at night, unless we get attacked. Why
Artix Prime says:
Daniel: ... And then my ass turned into Galvatron and Bumblebee tried tp attack it, and he was shot and he exploded on... Who are you? How did you get in here?
Mmmmmf!!!
(at this point, Rodimus prime sticks a pair of socks into Daniels mouth).
Rodim
Bartrim says:
Rodimus: You know Daniel, ever since I inherited the matrix and became Rodimus Prime it's like Arcee isn't even interested in me *sniff* It's all about Springer...Do you think you could put in a good word for me??? Please. I'll let you
trailbreaker says:
Daniel - "Rodimus, I have a question about Arcee's...uhm, well, uh....are they REAL???"
trailbreaker says:
Daniel - "And then Hasbro released a toy line called ARMADA !! It contained little figures called 'Mini-Cons'."
Rodimus - "Sounds like crap."
Pokejedservo says:
Becoming Rodimus Prime has made him a lot smarter in battle, but he still hasn't quite got the "Bedtime story" concept down right.
Evil Phil says:
Daniel: Rodimus! I just had a bad dream!
Rodimus: Really? Tell me about it.
Daniel: well me you and Kup were on some strange moon...
Rodimus: Uh huh
Daniel: Then Decepticons came out...
Rodimus: Okay.
Daneil: Then you guys got into a battle
Rodimu
Kevinus Prime says:
"So you wanna be a Transformer, eh? Well just take this pipe, and shove it up your..."
Kevinus Prime says:
"Well, there was the time I was attacked by Metroid Prime on Tallus. Took me twelve times to beat him."
Kevinus Prime says:
Rodimus thinks,"...maybe I can just shoot him and blame it on Galvatron."
Kevinus Prime says:
"Ha, Ha...did I ever tell you about the time your Dad and I picked up Cyberhookers on Tallon IV?
Kevinus Prime says:
Every time Danial flipped the lamp on, Rodimus was two feet closer.....
Prowl's Girl says:
Listening to Daniel ramble on about killer sewer clowns, Rodimus has to wonder when he started being more responsible than Spike.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Try as he might, Daniel just couldn't convince Hot Rod the bound strangers Optimus Prime was chopping up in the basement with Otis weren't demons.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Daniel,"Are you the Original Rodimus,or the Toys R Us reissue?"
saiyan_prime says:
Rodimus: That's quite a tent you've pitched there, Daniel. Have you ever thought of being in movies?
Daniel: I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!
Stormshadow says:
Rodimus (unfortuantly) got stuck listening to Daniel's stories; well at least the weren't as bad as Kup's. Daniel didn't hit you when you started to snore...
snavej says:
Daniel: Rodimus, have you ever thought about turning evil?
Rodimus: Yeah, whenever you're around! Mmm, evil!
snavej says:
Daniel: Yellow is a coward's colour. You've got too much yellow. Optimus never had any yellow!
Rodimus: You're one word away from being roadkill!
Ultimate Optimus says:
Rodimus: What's wrong with you?
Daniel: ...I dreamt of a giant battleship hitting me...
snavej says:
Daniel: Stop sitting there like a pompous fool and get me milk and cookies!
Rodimus: No way! If I did that, I'd have to get milk and cookies for all the Autobots too!
snavej says:
Daniel: I wish I could transform like you, Rodimus!
Rodimus: Well, you can't. You'd break your neck and sustain terminal chafing to your nether regions!
snavej says:
Daniel: ...and then I grabbed it in my hand and rubbed...
Rodimus: So you're a southpaw, eh?!
snavej says:
Daniel: Don't mess with me, Rodimus! My lampshade is made from a piece of Galvatron's ass!
TwV says:
Rodimus:"Next time give me a "heads up" if you dont't want me to enter your privete quarters. Hehehe."
Daniel:"Grmbl!"
Zeedust says:
"It was HORRIBLE, Rodimus! I was stuck with Wheelie and there were Nightbirds everywhere!"
Zeedust says:
Daniel: "And then you turned into the big guy's torso and..."
Rodimus: "Okay, that's enough out of you, kid. Back to sleep, now."
snavej says:
Daniel: Rodimus, you've got to help me! Kup told me a story last night and now I can't stop dreaming about petro-rabbits! It's driving me insane!
Rodimus: Join the club, sonny! You've got to learn to enjoy the petro-rabbits, like
snavej says:
Rodimus: No, whatever you just dreamt, we're not going to be in the new movie, so lie back down and shut up. I'm going to polish my chromed bits!
snavej says:
Rodimus thinks: This dream stuff may be childish and ridiculous, but it beats listening to Arcee complaining about my so-called 'bad habits'!
snavej says:
Daniel: Foolish Rodimus, you sat right on my spike trap! Now your shiny metal ass is mine! BWAAHAAHAAHAA!
snavej says:
Daniel: Rodimus, haven't you learnt anything from the Michael Jackson trial?!
Jaw Crusher says:
Daniel: "Oh man, I had the worst dream! I dreamt that Optimus had been shot in the head by a purple dinosaur pretending to be Megatron, and then Cybertron turned into a giant plant, and then Ultra Magnus was a gun-toting psycho trying to crack Optim
DarkDranzer says:
Danny: ...And then the dragon came and got Springer and Razorclaw and then...
Rodimus: *thinking* How the hell did I ever agree to be stuck babysitting when I could be at the Energon pub with the rest of the guys?
Dragon Weilder says:
daniel:hey! what areyou doing here and how did you fit in here.
rodimus:its magic.thought you might like a night ride through the wind,it might dry you up you know.
Light Blade says:
Daniel:Yessss! Another Bullseye
Rodimus: I'm not your dartboard
Daniel: who cares you're in Stasis Lock you can't move
Rodimus: When I get out of here...........
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Daniel,"AHHHHHHHHHH! huf,huf I just had a dream where Wheelie and I.....and the beds wet too.....why Rodimus why?"
Rodimus,"Homoerotic dreams Daniel,we all knew this was gonna happen soon. I think Magnus won the pool."
deacon_sephiroth says:
Daniel: What are you doing? Did you sneak out again?.....You were with Ultra Magnus again weren't you?......WEREN'T YOU?!
Rodimus: DON'T LOOK AT ME! I can't stand the cold look in your eyes! There's nothing there for me anymore
Ratbat says:
You won't believe what happeened in my nightmare, Rodimus! I was being attacked by Sharkticons!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Daniel,"Rodimus I wet the bed again."
Roddy,"The pan of cold what strikes again!"
