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Dragstrip waterskis

Dragstrip waterskis
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76 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Rainmaker says:

Seaspray? Oh, Seaspray!

Apr 1, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Meh, I prefer the road

Apr 1, 2016

bringo says:

This is dangerous. You are a 4 ton robot that can't swim! That means you will sink like a friggen rock, ass.

Aug 4, 2006

bringo says:

Retard Robot Games!

Aug 4, 2006

Judynator says:

Dragstrip: WOHOHOOOOOOOO!!!! JEEPPPIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Apr 22, 2006

seminole1 says:

Dragstrip: WHOOHOO! SKIING IS BITCHIN'!

Apr 18, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Dragstrip: W00t! Waterskiing!
Motormaster: Get back here you -------! I'm not done paddlin' your ass!

Mar 30, 2006

shockblaster5 says:

Dragstrip; Someday I'll look back on this and laugh.
Motormaster; Dragstrip, get over here and help us destroy the Aerialbots!!!

Dec 10, 2005

Magnus says:

Motormaster: "Here we are on Lake Michgan the year we toured the General Motors facilities in Detroit. That's me on top of that ferryboat."

Megatron: "Starscream, if he shows one more slide, I want you to take this fusion cannon and

Oct 17, 2005

Scatterlung says:

Dragstrip: Uh oh! Dead End! Get moving! Motormaster found those photos of him and Beta!!! MOVE IT! HE'S GOT THAT WHIP!!

Sep 3, 2005

Payner™ says:

"Hey guys look, I'm being 'dragged', get it...? As in 'Dragstr.....hey guys where ya going? It's funny!"

Aug 23, 2005

Suzuki says:

Dragstrip's compulsion to be the fastest tragically backfires on him during a water-skiing session, when after succeeding in going faster than the boat pulling him, he crashed straight into the pier.

Aug 7, 2005

trailbreaker says:

"If only Megatron could see me now!!"

Aug 2, 2005

Vanishing Point says:

this is what they call in the industry...
jumping the shark...ticon

Jul 30, 2005

tequila stu says:

dragstrip: "woah!!! the next time somebody asks me to hold something for them im gonnae tare him a new exhaust!!!

Jul 30, 2005

Roux says:

Drag Strip: "Hey Motormaster, just one question? Who's pulling me?"

Motormaster: "I am, you stupid! Who did you think?"

Drag Strip: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Anamation error?"

Motormaster: "

Jul 30, 2005

Gamernotaposer says:

Yeah!!! I can finally live up my dream to be like Jame Bond.........The names strip..DragStrip

Jul 30, 2005

Dragon Weilder says:

told u im faster than u

Jul 30, 2005

Pokejedservo says:

Dragstrip: Heh those Autobots think they have all the waterski fun well look at me now!

Jul 29, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Somehow this never made it into the 'Official' report of the accident on Staten Island ferry. Instead they blamed it on the pilot.They said Richard Smith blacked out instead.

It sounded better than,"Huge robots that turn into cars were w

Jul 29, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Hey! the wings I tore off Powerglide make geat waterskis!"

Jul 29, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

Unknowing to Dragstrip, Gnaw waited...and waited....

Jul 29, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

BUM bum bum bum bum bum bum bum....badadahhh.....

Jul 29, 2005

dmprime27 says:

Vacation,All i ever wanted!!!
Vacation,Had to get away!!!
Vacation,Meant to be spent alone!!!

Jul 29, 2005

Road Turtle says:

The Stuntacons remake SPEED 2.

Jul 29, 2005

Dragonoth says:

Rumble was piloting the speedboat.

Jul 28, 2005

Artix Prime says:

Motormaster: Umm.. just one problem Dragstrip; you can't ***ing swim!
Dragstrip: WHAT!? that fat load of scrapmetal followed me here?
in the background: (starscream) ha! Megatron is finished! im the new..
Dragstrip: OH SHUT UP!! YOU SAY THAT EV

Jul 28, 2005

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Little Timmy used to play with his Transformers in the swimming pool... until he left to get a towel and came back to this.

Jul 27, 2005

richard says:

What the Stunticons do between missions

Jul 27, 2005

Massdestruction says:

behold! the inspiration for Energon Snowcat!

Jul 27, 2005

Thunderdogz says:

Hey dragstrip its my turn, come on man!

Jul 27, 2005

Thunderdogz says:

I'm gonna try a narley 360 motormaster!

Jul 27, 2005

Light Blade says:

Motor Master: you fool your meant to be towed behind the boat not towing the boat.
Drag Strip: but i'm not attached to your boat....who's pulling me
HEEEEELP!!!
Motor Master: oh dear...MIND THE GIANT MINE!!
Drag Strip: oh no...AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jul 27, 2005

Knightshadow says:

LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!! LOOK AT MEEEEEEE! OH CRAP! PIRANACONS!!!!!!!
GO FASTER!!!!!! GO FASTER!!!!!!!!!

Jul 27, 2005

soundwavegt says:

It was just as he started to sink that Motormaster reminded Dragstrip that he couldn't swim!

Jul 27, 2005

Warhawk720 says:

Motormaster: The only this'll do is ---- off Seaspray.

Jul 27, 2005

Stormshadow says:

Motormaster (without much luck) tries to get dragstip to behave for once, unfortuantly dragstip escaped in thwe most bizare of ways.

Jul 27, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Dragstrip, "It was an Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Bikini, That She Wore for the Frist Time Today!..."

Motormaster, "...die..."

Jul 26, 2005

Starscreamsghost says:

So where exactly do you find waterskis for a 20 ft tall Decepticon anyway?!?

Jul 26, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Dragstrip, "Heh, this is a great idea!Motormaster will never catch me! I'd love to see that oversized gearhead try and chase me across water!"

Jul 26, 2005

galvanostril says:

splunk...

Jul 26, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Ahhhh man! I saw this episode of America's Funniest Home Videos already."

Jul 25, 2005

oldkid says:

should we tell him?

Jul 25, 2005

oldkid says:

Dragstrip drowned shortly after.

Jul 25, 2005

Draego says:

Dragstrip, the only Transformer capable of water skiing in front. in front of a ferry, no less.

Jul 25, 2005

Vanishing Point says:

'Cause I'm blonde.... yeah, yeah, yeah

Jul 25, 2005

Marv says:

Dragstrip: Wow! Who'd thought a Minicon could do THIS?!

Jul 25, 2005

Marv says:

Drag Strip really enjoyed walking Roger, Megatron's pet Sharkiton...

Jul 25, 2005

Marv says:

Hey Motormaster! Is it me, or is this Seaspray guy one percistent bugger?

Jul 25, 2005

Marv says:

The only photographic proof of Drag Strip's claim he once almost caught a Seacon "this big"...

Jul 25, 2005

Marv says:

I don't care we robots can't float! This is fun!!!

Jul 25, 2005

Marv says:

Seeing virtually all his plans backfire dramatically, Megatron decided that his troops really needed a long, relaxing vacation.

Jul 25, 2005

SNAPCASE says:

Dragstrip:Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
is that a rock!!!!!!!!!!
MotorMaster: Yes, yes it is, now you're going to die

Jul 25, 2005

Primushatesyou says:

FIRST TIME EVER, DECEPTICONS GO WILD SPRING BREAK 2005! See all your favorite Decepticons let loose and run around without their skidplates! THEIR FUN! THEIR WILD! THEIR THE STUNTICONS! AND THE ACTION ONLY GETS MORE INTENSE WHEN DRAGSTRIP SHOWS HOW HE TRU

Jul 25, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Jeezz Waterworld 2 looks like it's gonna suck even worse than the firset one.

Jul 25, 2005

Acelister says:

They thought wearing costumes to make them look like Stunticons was a very good idea. Sadly they made them out of sheets of steel. It took 3 teams of divers to bring them back to the surface.

Jul 25, 2005

Zeedust says:

They never knew who put the ramp in shark-infested water, but one thing was perfectly clear... They would always remember this as the day that Dragstrip jumped the shark.

Jul 25, 2005

Stormshadow says:

Dragstrip (to himself):You know I really should be fighting autobots but I really just couldn't be bothered so I went waterskiing instead.
Motormaster: dude you are in serious troubble when I catch you!
Dragstrip (laughing): Oh comon you know you w

Jul 25, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Dragstrip: Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! I'm waterskiing and I have no control over it! Someone kill me yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!
Motormaster: Freak...

Jul 25, 2005

Death-Ray Charles says:

Dragstrip at the beach HIC-A-DO-LA !
He's having lots of fun on his oversized skis HIC-A-DO-LA !
Hey where'd he get skis that big ?uhhhhh...ahem...(sniff)...HIC-A-DO-LA!

Jul 25, 2005

Death-Ray Charles says:

Can we do tubing next ?

Jul 25, 2005

Death Gunner says:

With little to do the Transformers became.... water skiers?

Jul 25, 2005

snavej says:

First they give me a name that sounds like a transvestite hooker, now they make me humiliate myself on the water.
Decepticharge? No, perhaps Dragstrip is better after all.

Jul 25, 2005

Jaw Crusher says:

Dragstrip was becoming ever more uncomfortable with this part of the mission - not necessarily because he might be seen by Autobots, but because Motormaster kept catcalling and whistling at him...

Jul 25, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

Decepticons go on Summer break. No #57

Jul 25, 2005

thexfile says:

Dragstrip : Hey man i think you got the wrong end of the stick , i sayd pul my finger , not mee....!!!

Jul 25, 2005

thexfile says:

Dragstrip : wow man this no wet wonderfoam realy works !! cool...

Jul 25, 2005

thexfile says:

this is a cut scene hidden until today where the stuntakons go to Scotland and end up on the lake of Lognes and encounter the long forgotten and neaver relesed dinobot named Nessy...!!

Jul 25, 2005

thexfile says:

(Dragstrip cought seaspray) Dragstrip : Yo moterhead i got myself a live one here...!!! This roks.... Jeeee Haaa

Jul 25, 2005

thexfile says:

Dragstrip : yo man this gleasher skeeing roks...i'm to hot to handle .... O o the ice is melting .... there is global worming for jah..... Jeeee Haaaa....

Jul 25, 2005

TreadX says:

Dragstrip: Uh, who exactaly is pulling me along the water?

Jul 25, 2005

Acelister says:

Dragstrip: "Y'know, this isn't the worst punishment Galvatron coulda put us through..."
Motormaster: "Didn't he tell you this was practice for when you have to ski over a lake of lava?"
Dragstrip: "Ah scrap...&quo

Jul 25, 2005

Acelister says:

Dragstrip: "My servo's are getting tired...!"
Motormaster: "You stole my Energon, you'll waterski until I tell you to stop!"

Jul 25, 2005

Unknown says:

Dragstrip: Wish we could add this to our veichle modes.

MotorMaster: Alright Dragstrip last warning to goofing around or I'll stop you.

Jul 25, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Between the years of G2,and Beastwars the Stunticons made a living as the fameous Cypress Gardens Water Ski team in Flordia.

Jul 25, 2005

Ratbat says:

Yahoo! This is fun, Motormaster!!
Motormaster: Yes, Dragstrip--but we've got a JOB to do.

Jul 25, 2005

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