The Ultimate Caption Contest
Galvatron drinks Energon!
192 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Bumblevivisector says:
To think, Scorpinok just ignored Skullcruncher's suggestion of stomping the Nebulans into pink slime. The fool had no idea what he was missing!
BG the Robit says:
*thirty minutes later*
Galvatron: *hurls for 17th time* g..g..go get.. someone..*18th* anyone... help...*19th*
Zeedust says:
Galvatron: "Let us drink to our victory!"
Cyclonus: "Uh, boss? We lost that last battle."
Galvatron: "Slag it, Cyclonus! I was ALMOST drunk enough to forget that until you reminded me, jackass..."
Backspace says:
Galvatron: Hmmm.... The last time i drank Energon, it was actually Paracetamol. How bout this one...??
Roadshadow says:
Galvatron does what he does best...beating everyone at number of glasses of Energon drunk!
DarkDranzer says:
Cyclonus: Um...Galvatron, my lord I gotta be brutally honest with you...s------humps!!
Galvatron: PHSHAW!! ACK!! GAG!! KOFF!! GAG!! CAN'T...BREATH!! DRINK...STUCK...IN...THROAT!! GAG!!
Cyclonus: Oh crap DOES ANYONE KNOW THE HEMLICHE MANOUVER?!
Zeedust says:
Mindwipe: "He's been at it all night..."
Scourge: "What makes oyu say that?"
Mindwipe: "Look how bloodshot his eyes are!"
Anonymous says:
Only the supreme leader of the Decepticons would have the style to drink his Juicy Juice in a wine glass.
Dash Trigger says:
Galvy never could tell the difference between the wine cellar and the urine sample depository.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: Mmmm... aaaaaahhhhhhhhh dassssss goood stuffff... hey... who's leg y'gotta hump t'get a dry martini 'round here??
Zeedust says:
What Galvatron didn't know whas that both glasses were poisoned, and Starscream had spent several years building up an immunity to theta radiation.
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus [offscreen]: I guess I'm the designated driver again tonight. Scourge [offscreen]: You mean you'd let him fly you sober?
DKusanagi says:
Galvatron: Nothing like a glass of Energon to celebrate
Soundwave: Sir, that's not energon..
Galvatron: What...(explodes)
Galvatron says:
I hope you ain't getting me drunk again Cyclonus. Just so you can take me back to that stupid web planet again.
Rhys says:
After he died, Barney Gumble from the Simpson's somehow ended up in Galvatron's body. We now present to you, the adventures of BARNEYTRON!
BARNEYTRON: Must (gulp) consume (gulp) Duff. brand ener (gulp) gon. AH! Now that I'm p
Rhys says:
BEST WINE EVER! (reads label) made from 100% recycled Autobot corpses and trecherous jets. Ah! I wondered what Cyclonus did with Starscream's ashes! SLURP!
Anonymous says:
Gavitron: I can't believe it Optimus Prime is alive that all because of that girl
Anonymous says:
Galvatron's preparing for the National Alcohol drinking competition.
Anonymous says:
Soundwave (off-screen) : No, Galvatron, don't drink that! That's my stool sample!
Zu Darkness says:
:Board of Directors: Thats it We're finding something or someone else o do this F----- milk Campain. .
Beast Simpson says:
Energon is the only sports drink endorsed by the Decepticons.
Galvy: Aaah, that fresh brewed taste!
Anonymous says:
Glavatron: ha ha i will be invincible!!!!
Bar tender: is that going to be your last round for tonight.. or what??!!
Anonymous says:
Drinking Energon from a wine glass? Next thing you know the'll be sipping it from twisty loop straws.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: "Pass the Cavarcié"
Naturally, spelling is probably incorrect.
z says:
Galvatron thinking to himself: You know, at first I was skeptical of this whole Golden Showers thing, but now...
Anonymous says:
Galvy:"I drink to forget how much of a lunatic I am!!...oh I now I remember....Cyclonus, come here I need to shoot you a couple times!!"
Anonymous says:
There he goes again i am not driving him home again. because I dont like wearing his food!
RandomFerret says:
Of course, like many of Galvatrons parties, civilized drinking would eventually degenerate into shot contests and repeated exclamations that Destructor "...ain't so damn big!".
Anonymous says:
Due to new regulations this scene was edited due to a mass binge drinking in young persons after the airing of this episode. Please forget this scene and dont drink to an acess!
Galvatron says:
myself: i didn't know i could get so wasted of engergon..-hic-...ey, cyclonus... you lookin' pretty fine in that dress
APOLLO says:
Cyclonus "Galvatron that's your tenth Energodriver in two hours. I think we need to cut you off"
Galvatron "Shut Up uh ... uh ... uh ... What was your name again"
Anonymous says:
Oi Waiter, I wanted the '39, not the '57! [Takes arm cannon and blasts him into fragments]
Victory Saber says:
"I am the most wasted decepticon in all the universe!!!" stands and falls on face
Anonymous says:
Galvy: *drink* Cyclonus: *making a stupid face* Hey Galvy, don't laugh so hard that the energon comes out your nose... Galvy: Huh? *urk* *sputter*
Cyclonus: Eww...I just bought these shoes.
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Jeez, this guy's drinkin' poison like it's energon. (Nightpaw walks in)
Starscream: oh, heh heh, hi Nightpaw, uh what are you gonna do with that phaser? AAAAAAAAAAA!
Anonymous says:
After a long, tiring day of slaughtering millions and using his own army for target practice, Galvatron unwinds by getting s#!tfaced drunk.
Rodimus Major says:
galvatron, being left out of the loop in the reissues, has turned to drugs and hard liquor.
Anonymous says:
...take one down, pass it around *gulp* 98 cubes of energon on the wall...
Anonymous says:
Prowl:your under arrest!
Galvy in a drunk voice:why?!
Prowl: cuz ya were talking on a cell phone when you were A drunken driver!
Anonymous says:
Countless defeats at the hands of the autobots have Caused Galvatron to the bottle hard.
Optimus Prime says:
Optimus Prime is no longer a threat to me. I have his mojo. Huhahahahahahahahahaha!
Anonymous says:
Scourge (off screen): Mighty Galvatron! WAIT! That was my urine er.. waste fuel... sample!!
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: "It looks like i am drinking but it actually lubs my pistons"
Jeremy says:
hook comes from no where) hook: ahh galvatron u dont realy wanna drink out of that u see its actually a pipe that looks like a glass u know for smokeing weed
(galvatron: ohhh (keeps drinking it) ah thats good yeah
Mr. X says:
Thinking: "I had to wait 52 caption contests to fnally drink this..."
Anonymous says:
galvatron: now that makes me 268,219,754,779,857,852 drinks. man my head feels strange. how many have you had starscream?
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: Hey "Buster"....everybodysing it now, PASS THE COURVOSSIER!!
ras says:
Swindle, Starscream, youve done an excellent job, this milk tastes fantastic!"
Anonymous says:
The real reason Galvatron tried to take over the universe
"The Champaign is not Corbell!!!"
Soundblaster says:
This is what Galvatron does whenever he sees how his toy looks in Robot mode. (stupid sandcatle)
Warpath says:
Hic affffter thisssshh one iii hic iiiim going to desssstroy hic thosssse ac-c-c-curssssivvvved Auto hic Autobotsssh hic
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: Man...Being a cannon in the original series....and a whopping 10 changer Predicon in the R.I.D Series really builds up a thirst...
Anonymous says:
great taste less filling, damn it scrouge i told you chilled, but i love you anyway.
Anonymous says:
Ahh, chilled Nucleon 91, shaken not stirred (damn you Inferno for beating me to it!)
Black Arachnis says:
Hmmmm,chateau prime... vintage 2005.
overall a bad year.
I would suggest a chateau starscream with steamed human preverbly witwicky.
Anonymous says:
Cyclonus (offscreen: Thats his tenth one tonight! If we dont stop him soon, hell lose all capability for rational thought!!!
Scourge (next to Cyclonus): Since when has he ever had THAT?!?
Spiderman says:
Galvatron:Alright, which one of you bitches pi$$ed in my fµ©kin beergon?!
Otacon says:
Galvatron:Hmmmmm that salty white substance floating on the top really brought out the flavour!!!
Anonymous says:
NEW from planet junkion: Daniel a la creme. The new milkshake with a difference!
Spiderman says:
Galvatron:Gulp!gulp!gulp! Starscream:He swallows the same way he tried to swallow my cock!
Anonymous says:
Galvy: Hmm, 30 weight energon whine, circa 1989, petrolium based energon with just a touch of ethanol in the mix.
firmpulse says:
shiiiii....crystal is the BOMB! i love a puff daddy party! whut up soundwave!
Speedbreaker says:
Galvatron singing):"Butta buh ba ba... the joy of energon.."
Anonymous says:
hmmm...yes and i can smell the sweetness of DISTRUCTION blended with just a pinch of MAYHEM and DEATH.
(My take on UK program Food And Drink.)
RhA says:
Und... Vith this pvotion, I vil becom ze most zzzzexy rrrobot on ze face ov caibazron!
Anonymous says:
Even decepticons need Peptobismol for heartburn, diarreah, indegestion and upset stomach
Anonymous says:
Participating in the Pepsi challenge, Galvatron selected Coca-Cola. Unaware of the "Sodabots" planning o kill him afterwards.
Anonymous Iggy says:
Wanting to forget that he was in TF: TM, Leonard Nimoy drinks away the memories.
Anonymous says:
Being dared to drink the unknown liquid, he later found out it was donkey pi$$
Spiderman says:
Galvatron: This is good! What is it? Barbot: Its acid. Galvatron: Acid! (hisss) fµ©k you bitch!!!(hisss)
Dynamus Prime says:
After another humiliating defeat, Galvatron hits the local bar and has a drink to forget his problems.
Anonymous says:
My favourite Transformer!!.."Ever danced whit a devil in a pale moonlight??"
Anonymous says:
After toasting to world evil, Galvatron drinks deeply, forever becoming a member of the republican party!
Anonymous says:
This is the only way that Galvatron can console himself after another bitter defeat at the hands of the Autobots and their new leader Rodimus Prime!!
Anonymous says:
.. now i will jsut urine in the glass for the extra flavor and give it to my lore galvatron.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: (drinking) *BURP!*
Cyclonus: MAster galvatron!!! PLEASE!!! DONT DRINK TOO MUCH
Galvatron: ASHADDAP CYCLONUSSHHHH *hic!* (looks at cyclonus in a weird way* hey what about me and your fembot @$$ go to a room and *hic!* you know?
Cyclonus: (loo
Prime Nova says:
Ostracized by the other Decepticons due to his violent outbursts, Galvatron turns to a 40 oz. bottle of cheap energon to numb the pain.
Anonymous says:
the REAL reason Galvatron was so unstable and moody in the post-movie episodes
Anonymous says:
galvatron: "glup" "glup" ah..... refreshing starscream give me some more oh wait i killed him unicron more oh wait i was the reason he got killed prime more wait i killed him damn i drink to but of that energon my bodys
Galvatron says:
why the fµ©k do I have to drink this s£!t?
