The Ultimate Caption Contest
Get It On!
207 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:
Bumblebee: What is Optimus doing, he said I can't go in there
Alpha Trion: The camera shows he is offering Elita a strange transfusion, they seem to be enjoying it.....
ksol71339 says:
OPTIMUS:. " Elita, I want you, NOW! "
ELITA:. " Not now, I WAS RAPED BY STARSCREAM, last night. "
OPTIMUS:. " THAT BASTARD, I'LL CASTRATE HIM! "
BG the Robit says:
Optimus: Oh, no, Elita... will sex wake you up?
Next month...
Elita: Optimus, I'm pregnant!
Optimus: WHAT! D:
Evil Eye says:
With the Autobots in a state of financial chaos, they are reduced to reenacting scenes from End of Evangelion.
michellatron says:
Oooh Elita, please... reactivate!
Uh, hey guys, this isn't going to wind up on late night HBO or some pay site in 2009 will it?
Angelbot says:
Dancing like an enemy can really wear a robot out.
(See caption under "Starscream holds Elita One's Chin" to make sense of this.)
Angelbot says:
Disturbed by the Requiem number in the smash hit musical "Evita One" Optimuan Primeron takes matters into his own hands.
Angelbot says:
Hey, Elita, I think you're taking "One shall stand; one shall fall," too literally.
Angelbot says:
Uh, Alpha, when I said, "Until all are one," this isn't quite what I had in mind.
Angelbot says:
This is NOT what you think it is! It's an energon transfusion, NOTHING more! Get it?
Sondura1 says:
Jazz(off screen):Bow chicka bowow chicka bowow chicka chicka bow
Prime:GO AWAY!
jazz:No!
Prime:I hat you!
jazz:...hat?
prime:yes hat!
jazz:...is eileta even awake?
prime:no why do you ask
me:I think that might have been to long...
Zeedust says:
*CLANG CLANG WHIRR CLANG CLAN HONK WHIRR CLANG!*
*Spike and Carly just lay in bed the next room over, staring at the wall.*
Judynator says:
Elita: Oh yeah! Yet! Yet! Yet!
Op: Uh... baby? I drawn.
Elita: :,-(((((((
Marv says:
Alha Trion: Okay, this first step should take about fifteen minutes at minimum. Then, after nine more months, there will be Protoforms. Then you will have to raise them for another twenty years at least, take incredible amounds of verbal abuse from them
Nightshadow says:
Optimus: Oh god... look at her circuits, she's so dirty...look at that huge circuit it looks so sexy and makes me so......(CENSOR)
Tiedye says:
After makeing out it's Optimus's turn to jump start his partners battery.
Shadow Fox says:
Prime- Oh baby do I love it when they just lay there, too bad she's a bit frigid, oh well.
Anonymous says:
AAAAWWWW How romantic!!! The handsome prince finally finds his sleeping beauty. Soon he will sweep of her feet and carry her off to his caslte where they will get married and live happily ever after.
Anonymous says:
Optimus: If Shinji Ikari does'nt sue i'll be just fine
Elita : Just Hurry up, they're not paying me much for this scene
Optimus : hmmmmmmm Unit:o.o
Elita : Bastard
Anonymous says:
And so the handsome, if rather rectangular, prince reached the sleeping Alita One and prepared to give her the kiss that would awaken all Cybertron from its slumber.
Anonymous says:
Elita-1: I'll prove to you that Arcee isn't better than me.
Prime: Oh yeah baby... (thinking of Arcee)
Anonymous says:
Adds a new meaning to the term "Cyber-sex"
Ummm.....Transformers hu-has and ding dings are in their chests?
Shadowcon says:
Optimus: Now you've had all you're tune-ups right? Oh the hell with it!! I don't wanna wear insulation on my wires!
Anonymous says:
The TF version of "Debby does Dallas".
It's "Elita-1 does Cybertron".
Heather Prime says:
i ready get it on optimus prime give rebirth me wonder not fear you...
PlasmaRadio says:
Prime "What do you mean 'they're synthetic'?"
Starscream K'dash says:
Now This has been 20 years in the Making!!! so Move Over Ron Jeremy there's a new Porn King Now!!!!
Manchester Devil says:
Behold! The first ever sighting of Optimus Prime/Elita 1 hentai!!
Anonymous says:
Its alive Its alive!!!!!
elita one: barely! I guess they were all somoking when they called you "prime".
Anonymous says:
Prime finds out the hard way that Shockwave had been in fact whoring himself out to the femmes for the past four million years....
Anonymous says:
After losing all his money in a bet with Ironhide, Optimus Prime turns to male prostitution - but fails to impress his first customer
Anonymous says:
OP:i never knew it could be like this!ive only ever made it with humans before and they always died halfway through.
Hypertron says:
Wait! If Alpha Trion made us both then he is our dad and that would make you.....uh, who cares, Damn you fine!
iron hide says:
PRIME: you on the pill elita ELITA you werin a condom prime BOTH: OH DAMN!!!
Phantom says:
Prime "OK thats it! Anyone remember the name & number of that guy who made us human???"
Phantom says:
Prime "Why cant our mating rituals be more fun like the humans...sign!"
Anonymous says:
as we watch silenty, the optimus primus steathly encounters the female while making his special matingmoves, trying to make impression
Anonymous says:
Optimus (ala when harry met sally): theres no way you could have been faking it!
optimuslives says:
the ultimate form of cybertronian love, consummated on the marriage night of optimus prime and elita one
Heather Prime says:
i not yet time!!!!! optimus prime fix revcover get it on say okay heather still here this!!!!
Anonymous says:
Prim: Well what do you know. They were right about it feeling like a warm apple pie!
Jeremy says:
optimas: um.... good thing shes asleep now its time to get bust with her (gets a robot bonner)YES!
Anonymous says:
Prime: thats it, just relax the roofie is taking affect. Just relax, no I did not slip anything into your spark.
Hey guys, come take a look at this.
Sheba says:
And now Optimus and Elita-1 prove they are BOTH BLONDE...
"Why did the blonde have a big bellybutton? Cuz her boyfriend is BLONDE, TOO!"
Percepter says:
Elita:"Your sure you turned off the security camera? Shareing energon can make for alot of realy dirty jokes."
Prime:"D'oh! s£!t!"
Elita:"What was that?"
Prime:"I sai
Anonymous says:
Optimus:"How about after the energy transfer, I show you something I learned on Earth?"
Elita-1:"What?"
Optimus:"Humpin' like rabbits on Viagra!"
Anonymous says:
What da hell am i doing!! ratchet should be doing this.. geez i'm the leader of the autobots not a damn gynaecologist!!
Silverwolf says:
Pictures are worth a thousand words. In this ones case it means $2000 in emotional confensation and for Prime 2 counts of rape and 4 counts of attempted manslaughter.
Silverwolf says:
And here's my Hannable impersonation. ..... Okay, WHERE'S THE DAMN LIVER! *hot rod snickers in the back ground* Okay, stop rolling Perceptor...... I SAID CUT! ..... DAMN IT! SHE'LL WAKE UP ANY SECOND! I'D LIKE TO GET TH
Anonymous says:
Silverbolt to Blackarachnia: "Man, after watching these old sex-ed videos, I'm glad we're part organic!"
Anonymous says:
Be sure to tune in to The WB Sunday night for Ripley's Believe It Or Not, as we explore...Optimus Prime "jump-starting" Elita-One?!?! :) ;) :) ;)
Anonymous says:
Prime: " now, i wonder if she would mind if i just turned out the lights and...."
Bumblebee says:
To think elita humans call typing words on a computer cyber sex this is cybersex. Though it would be so much more fun if i had genitals ratchet give me that screwdriver.
Anonymous says:
Unfortunately, Prime had decided to make his move just days after Elita got fed up with the waistline fetishists and installed a Tazer.
Anonymous says:
Oh Primal...- What? N-no, I said "Prime." "Oh, Prime."
Anonymous says:
Elita-1: a little lower, a little lower. PRIMUS!! Prime don't you at least know how to move?!
Master Hound X says:
(with glee)
Now is a perfectly good time to give her that boob job for christmas, won't she be surprised.
SentinelPrime says:
"Now Elita...maybe we should talk the new Thymasters for a second..."
Anonymous says:
While most don't think of Elita 1 as terrible easy, she does know just where to go to get a good truck when she needs one.
Anonymous says:
"What Prime doesn't know is that we've switched Elita 1 with a pink sac of Folger's Crystals..."
Anonymous says:
Whilst desperate for power Prime inserted himself into what looked like a 12v adapter.
Anonymous says:
Whilst desperate for power Prime inserted himself into what looked like a cigarette lighter.
Anonymous says:
Little did Optimus rwalise, but Elita had been spending alot of time with Hot Rod recently...
Anonymous says:
Damn it, Prime! If you don't get rid of that armor this relationship is over!
Galvatron Z says:
Elita 1: "Lower Prime! *sigh* Sometimes I think you couldn't find the G-spot even if you had Perceptor's help.
Anonymous says:
Aren't you supposed to have a 'parallel port' or something?
Anonymous says:
Prime and Elita loved each other so much, they shared everything, even the same stomach!
Keith says:
Damn it Arcee, I told you not to battle the Dectpticons, now we have to get you reparied.
(Female Robots these days, worse then the Human Females)
We will get you fixed, then me & the other Autobots will battle Megatron & his Lackies
Keith says:
Damn it Arcee, I told you not to battle the Dectpticons, now we have to get you reparied.
(Female Robts these days, worse then the Human Females)
We will get you fixed, then me & the other Autobots will battle Megatron & his Lackies,
Anonymous says:
Annd the chest bones' connected to the HIP BONE...the hip bones' connected to the WAIST BONE...the waist bones' connected to my POWER LINES...uh-oh
Anonymous says:
Little does Optimus Prime know that we've replaced his girlfriend with Folgers Crystals. Lets see if he notices the difference.
Anonymous says:
And with the exchange of energy usually, from the male and by casual but sensual stroking of the female leg. We can deduce that this is what we can reer to as Cybertronian sex!!!
ripcord says:
ELITA- " I ALWAYS THOUGHT MY FIRST TIME WOULD BE MORE ROMANTIC".
PRIME- " HEY AT LEAST YOU GET TO LIE DOWN"
Pointblank says:
"I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain! If I push it any harder, the whole thing'll blow!"
Pointblank says:
"All right, now I just gotta get up on the table and we're in business!"
Anonymous says:
(Prime thinking to himself) Damn can't I just go watch sportscenter
Anonymous says:
Prime: I really, really hope there are not Freud students around, or the comments are going to get awkward.
Anonymous says:
Elita (without entheusiasm): Blah, blah, blah, Prime, give it to me, yada, yada, yada, best I ever had...
Anonymous says:
Prime:"Once you go Bot,you never go back,baby!"
Elita:"Yeah,whatever..."
Anonymous says:
Prime: "Oh yeah.... Ha! This is one thing the Decepticons never get! WHO'S WINNING NOW MEGATRON?!"
Elita 1: "Honey, can't you stop thinking about work for one second?"
CapeMike says:
Prime: O.k., we're linked up...and you're trading me a Charmander for a Squirtle, right?
Anonymous says:
Prime: *muttering to self* You'd think she could just keep a battery in subspace....
Anonymous says:
If there's one thing Optimus Prime hates more than Decepticons penetrating Teletran One, it's Contracepticons penetrating Elita One!
Anonymous says:
Op - Oh, this is really satisfying!?!? what happened to the old fashion way of doing this?? Damn these advances in technology!!
Jackpot says:
Alita's stunned silence was spent contemplating which was more unbelievable: that ol' Romeo was going for her bellybutton, or that he actually fit.
Anonymous says:
OP - Oh, Yeah. Who's your big rig? Who's your... Hey! Are you staring at Jazz's can?
Anonymous says:
I didn't think you cared! op. I don't I just need your spark!
Anonymous says:
Do you know what your doing?
No but I did stay at a hoilday inn express last night.
Anonymous says:
Prime: And thats why boy transformers have green cords and girl transformers have red cords.
Anonymous says:
Yeah! That is how they do it! Man I would have said Elita-1 would be in control. I guess not you nauty prime you!!!
Anonymous says:
SMOKIN!!!!!!!! Prime Pops the question and its all just to hot to handle........oh well
Jackpot says:
Yearning for more intimacy, Prime lightly brushes her kneecap, the illusion of momentary affection triumphing over the inevitable promise of her retractable wrist-cleaver.
Lady_Decepticon says:
Oh Optimus, is that a spark energy transfer converter in your chest compartment or are you just happy to see me?
Anonymous says:
What's that?! Geez, you're worse than Megatron! Where's that Ultra Magnus guy?
Anonymous says:
BEAST MACHINES was pretty awful, but you'll feel better any day now.
Anonymous says:
(from The Little Mermaid) Zut Alors! What 'iz 'zis? How on Earth could I miss such a spiff little succulent crab?
Anonymous says:
Elita-"You mean it's only THAT big!"
(gets up and storms off with a scowl)
Anonymous says:
Sorry, Prime. You don't have "the touch", and you don't have "the power".
Anonymous says:
Just a few more gallons of nucleon...and Elita-One will be more powerful than ever! =)
Anonymous says:
I MEAN it, Prime! You're so distant, you don't want to touch me anymore!
Anonymous says:
Optimus - 'Look you know I love you baby, but do we really have to be joined at the hip!"
Jackpot says:
Of course he didn't mention it at the time, but years later during a particularly fierce row over alimony payments, Prime finally expressed his shock that, mint condition though she had been, her box was certainly NOT sealed.
Anonymous says:
"Hmmm... Nope. Still nothing. Whaddaya know? I guess we really DON'T have genitals!"
Jackpot says:
"Mother, I'm a grown bot, and if *you* don't cut this umbilical cord, *I* will!" he practiced in his head for the nth time.
