Hardhead using a microphone

BG the Robit says:

Karl: Jerry, I told you to come LAST time and this time! Here's a pic of the rapper that was at the bar THIS time!
Jerry: That looks worse than when you showed me The band with Soundwave playing a Keytar. Your phone gets WAAY to drunk.

o.supreme says:

Hardhead: You got the Touch...You got the Poweeeer! YEAH! (Mark Wahlberg EAT YOUR HEART OUT)

Thunderbot says:

Everybody in the audience stand up!

Nemesis Maximo says:

So they said "When are they gonna change the Caption Contest? It's been the same for years now!" so I'm like "Fine, you want it to change more often? I'll make it change so fast you'll have two or three a day! You won't even have time to make a caption

trailbreaker says:

"So then Galvatron says 'that's not Energon in my pants!!' Haha!!"

Rainmaker says:

Hardhead: "Baby! Baby! Baby, oh!"

Other Transformers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Boots n' cats, boots n' cats..."

Heckfire says:

"OK, Minerva, Imma let you finish, but Arcee was a WAY better Headmaster than you."

Shadow of Lio Convoy says:

Hardhead: "Pokemon gonna catch them all!"
Other TFs: Oh S**T not Pokemon!!!!!
Hardhead: What I like Pokemon I watch it everyday and Moon said its a good idea to sing it

Mad_Mexicoy says:

20 Energon Cubes going once.....going twice........SOLD to the guy with the cannon on his arm

DeltaSilver88 says:

Hardhead: "Gawain sa bukid sadyang hindi biro
Kaya nga pakinggan, aking ituturo
Ang awil at sayaw nitong magsasaka
Sa aki'y sumabay - kung kayo'y handa!"

TF Kids: "Handa na kami, kuya Bodgie!"
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seminole1 says:

I like big butts and I can not lie, you other robots might deny!

seminole1 says:

Girl you know it's true... oh oh ohhhh, I love you!

Unknown says:

AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unknown says:

hay i never know they had a kareoky night here cool whens it my turn

Unknown says:

So then he says, "That's no duck!" But seriously folks...

kanesomers says:

'Jump back! Wanna kiss myself!'

shockblaster5 says:

This is what happened when Hardhead tried to sing "The Touch".
Duros; How did I ever talk myslef into being this guy's head?!

shockwave_inoz says:

Hardhead: "Yeah, the trailer park girl-bots go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside..."
Optimus Prime: "Will you shut the @#%*!! up??"
Eminem: "Now YOU gotta put a Shanix (Transformer currenc

UFO says:

*way off key*

"yeah! come on bay-beee!"

Roadshadow says:

Hardhead: Boomshakalalaboomshakalalaboom!

DarkDranzer says:

Hardhead:Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta g

Zeedust says:

Hardhead: "So all this guy is saying is "Behold the mighty Wing Saber and his kneecap-mounted missile launchers!" and I'm like "WTF?" and..."

Audience: "Get him off the stage!"

Zeedust says:

Hardhead: "In this round, questions are worth anywhere from $50 to $250 of Ultra MAgnus's money. Our starting categories are... 'Hide and Kremzeek'... 'School of Hard Rhinox'... 'If You Ate Planets, You'd Remind Pe

Zeedust says:

Hardhead (singing): "When you get caught between Moonbase One and Autobot City... I know it's crazy, but it's true..."

shen zhao says:

It's the tonight show with Hardrock! Featuring Jazz and the tonight show band! And I'm Bumblebee. Tonight Hardrock welcomes Optimus Prime our leader. Megatron leader of the decepticons. And a special performance by Jazz. And now here's your

commander setinel says:

i aint afraid of u Bitchs ill put your brains into stichs

MiGrAinE says:

Alright stop what youre doin, cuz Im about to ruin, the image and the style that youre used to....

cipher98 says:

Hardhead:Dare to be Stupid! Dare to be Stupid!
Weird Al (in crowd):I'm suing!

MechaDoom says:

Hardhead: I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
A genius in France,

Com&Con01 says:

Dance to the Jailhouse Rock!

Tiedye says:

(HARDHEAD in the middle of the WWF ring)- All right who's next to fight me! (Sees a tough guy in the crowd)" How about YOU!" "Think your man enough to fight me!"

Tiedye says:

(Singing)-"No matter what I do, you know I'm crazy over YOU. "Even if I'm with my bu, you know I'm crazy over YOU."

bluemoon says:

(Singing)I feel so pretty oh so pretty and witty...a-bots-BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Magnus says:

I'm just a hunka hunka burnin' love.

Tiedye says:

She Bangs,She Bangs. OH baby, She Moves, She moves.
(Only people who watch American Idol will be able to get this one)

NightMare says:

(singing)And i will always love uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Anonymous says:

Hardhead(singing): You got the touch, you got the power... Autobots:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Tiedye says:

HARDHEAD- "OK I know I'm not the best singer,but that smartass up there better shut up before I stick my blaster uhis ass

Anonymous says:

If you play the CD backwards, it says, "The Show Is Over". (think Howard Stern!)

Anonymous says:

"I'M JUST A SU-PA-FREAK! SU-PA-FREAK! I'M SU-PA-FREE-KAY!"

Anonymous says:

Duros: (watching footage of Hardhead at a Karaoke night) HardHead you never told me you could sing. Hardhead: how did you get the footage? Duros: I am your head

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: I... I feel so alive! For the very first time! I can't deny you! I feel so alive! Aye! I feel so alive! For the very first time! And I think I can fly!

Anonymous says:

Hardhead(singing): I'm the minstrel man, I'm the shoeshine man , I'm the pole man, I a ------man watch me dance...

Jazz: That's it, this sukas goin down!

Blaster: Lets get him!

Anonymous says:

Hardhead- (in japenses accent) I wuv karioke..I wana get away..I wana fry away with yooouuuu!!!

Anonymous says:

I'll be here till Thursday! Try the veal! Thank you, and good night!

Anonymous says:

"Karaoke night RULES!"

Anonymous says:

"you make me feel like a natural women..."

Anonymous says:

*Hardhead at Cybertronian Idol*
(Hardhead): "Like a virgin...." (Judges): "That was utter slag, NEXT!!!!"

Fred says:

Highbrow, for the last time: it was my turn to sing!

matt says:

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt.."

Longshot says:

Enough with the punch buggy yellow joke ! Bumblebee drives by 20 times a day and my arm is killing me !

Anonymous says:

Welcome to the tonights show with Hardhead. Today we will have our special guest with Optimus Prime leader of the Autobots and Megatron leader of the Decepticons. And now here's your host Hardhea.

Anonymous says:

Thanks.
I got food poisening today...i don't know when i'm gonna use it.
I like to tease my plants so when i water them i water them with ice cubes.
I like to fill my bath tub up with water then switch the shower on and pretend i&

Anonymous says:

Oh yeh, popidal here i come!

Anonymous says:

and then jerry i walked in on starscream and thundercracker ive never been the same

Zeedust says:

Blaster: "Stop, Hardhead! Don't eat that! It's my favorite microphone!" *CRUNCH!* Hardhead: "Tastes like chicken." Blaster: "That's just WRONG..."

Asheron says:

MOMMA , WHOO HOHO HOOOO !

Anonymous says:

Let's sing "99 Cubes of Energon" again...for the hundredth time!

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: Next item is this fabulous Chinese green table! Who'll start me at £50? £25? £25 is bid! £30! £35! £40! Any more? I'm selling at £40!! *bangs hammer* David D

Anonymous says:

Hardhead, "Your mommas so fat, when her beeper went off I thought she was going in reverse!!"

Anonymous says:

THANK YOU!!THANK YOU!!! I'M HERE ALL WEEK!!!

Anonymous says:

YOU GOT THA TOUCH...Da..DUH! YOU GOT THE POWERRRRR...YEAH!

Anonymous says:

THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS SALTY?

M says:

Auditions for "Mars attacks 2"...

Anonymous says:

LOVING YOUU! IS EASY CAUSE YOUR'E BEAUTYFUL! DUDUDUDUUU... AAAAAAHHHH!

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: "Yeah duuuuuuuuuude!" Etemon: "Give me back my microphone!!!"

joseph says:

youeeeeeeeee WOEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous says:

Hardhard has been payed by Hasbro & Takara to do something about those annoying Armada kids, Hardhead "If my bad singing dosen't put those peewee's right,
nothing will!"

Arkhaon says:

oops i did it again

omega icecream says:

give it to me baby uh uh uh!

Anonymous says:

The impromptu duet of Hardhead with Bono during Bullet The Blue Sky at last night's PopMart show in Las Angeles made for a unique and unforgettable experience for concert-goers.

Kaiser Grimlock says:

AT THE COPA COPA CABANA...

Anonymous says:

"אני מספר אחד על המיק&

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: Yo! I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!
Ultra Magnus: So tell me what you want, what you really really want!
Hardhead: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha!

Anonymous says:

(In a deep voice) " More more more how do you like me? how do you like me?" (Audience)AWWW thats awful! Sounds like a cat being skinned alive!

Anonymous says:

I got those Transformer blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos... YEAAH!! Audience: BOOOO!!! GET OFF THE STAGE!!!

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: Aaaaand they're off!! It seems that the Primes are leading the way, with the Ironhides in close pursuit! But-whoa! The Pretenders are closing in!!

THE MAN says:

im the one that you want ooo ooo ooo

Anonymous says:

Oh yessiree folks...
Prime just passed the ball to Megatron.
It looks like Megs can get a clear shot, provided he's done stomping on that Quintessan.

Goblez says:

We are we are.....the Headmasters of the nation....We are we are...the headmasters of the nation

BlItZeR says:

I want chicken I want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver!!
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Anonymous says:

He was inebriated in this scene, isn't that funny enough?

mic_wreck says:

"Im slim shady, yes Im the real shady, all you other slim shady's are just imitating........"

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: Can...you feel..the looooove tooniight?

Meister says:

Do do do do do

Maria maria i like it loud

parkwood says:

Did you ever know that you're my heerrrooo! You are the wind beneath my wiiinnngggsss!

SilverStar says:

Hardhead: Some times I slather my nude body with Chocolate pudding, then go to the near place of worship and kill the clergman. Getting the attion of the whole congration, then procude to preach the worship of that religion cause I LIKE PUDDING!!

K-nonFodder says:

Hardhead"Stand By your man.. doh doh doh.. and tell the world you love him"

Zeedust says:

If you play the record backwards, it says "Brawn is Dead".

Anonymous says:

KAREOKEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

"I dont care-who you are, were your from or what you, did as long as you love me!"

Anonymous says:

In the background you can hear booing and hissing.

TetraReris says:

We're the Princes of the Universe!

thexfile says:

and now for my special offer and that is only today and here while i'm demonstrating this to you , and it is not avalebel in any shops , not 1 not 2 but 3 extra mincons , and i'll trow in an extra new metal version of jetfire just if you

Anonymous says:

HH:Sunshine lollipops and rainbows everywhere, we got to be and got to see that were together.......

Anonymous says:

Hardhead:"Here we are, born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe, here we belong, fighting to survive in a world with the darkest powersssss!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Hardhead:"Oh yes, im the great Headmaster, er, pretender, oooh,oooh, Im drifting in a world of my own, oooh,oooh, I play the game, but to my real shame.....

Anonymous says:

I try to be admitted in "La Academia"

thexfile says:

Hardhead : so i said i need no other robot and i did it myyyyyyyyy way

Anonymous says:

its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A, its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A

Anonymous says:

Die, daniel, die! *Hardhead sings like a crow* *Daniel got hart failure*

amaratron says:

"once I was afraid...I was petrified..."
(voice offscreen): OH, HARDHEAD, YOU WILL SURVIVE! I KNOW IT!

DestronPride says:

No seriously ladies and gentelmen, what is the deal with energon these days?

Anonymous says:

Weeeee'll staaaay, foreeever this way. You are saaafe in my spark, and my spark will go on and ooooon.

APOLLO says:

Hardhead: "Why dont ya build me up, build me up buttercup..."

Anonymous says:

MAN! I feel like a woman!

Zu Darkness says:

Tryouts for American Idole 3

Anonymous says:

simon in the background: hardhead you are the worst singer for Robot Idol

Anonymous says:

Well, since my Arcee left me, I've found a new place to dwell...Well, it's down at the end of Iacon Drive at...Heartbreak Hotel!

Anonymous says:

HardHead: Everyone wants to be a robot, because the bot is only bot who knows where is it tell them because everyone wants to be a bot.

Chrono says:

It's hammer time, break it down.

Anonymous says:

no, man, im serious, i can get it in this hole and any other hole for that matter!

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: Ooo, what does this lever doooo...?
(Off camera) All: Don't touch that..!!
Hardhead: *Rips out of socket* er...ooops! Better hide the evidence! *laserblasts the machine to tiny bits*

PixieStixGirl says:

Hardhead: You might be a redneck if...

Anonymous says:

hey guys if we get a band together maybe we shlould call ourselves THE TALKING HEADS.

Anonymous says:

hey i think i could definitely be the next singer in van halen.

Anonymous says:

Ok Highbrown now put that crate over to the left.......no your left......THE OTHER LEFT!!!!!!!

yoyo says:

american idol here i come

Anonymous says:

Someone pull this sharp thing out of my hand please

Anonymous says:

Let's get down with the Hard Rock Crew (pretending to be Blaster)

Anonymous says:

Backstreet backs, alright!

Anonymous says:

Cerebros' Lessons in Pain Part 1: Never let Hardhead near the karaoke machine.

Dynamus Prime says:

Hardhead: This one goes out to my man Cerebros! Cerebros, let me here ya scream! Cerebros: Scream this!! (flips the bird)

Anonymous says:

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day, and when it's cold outside I've got the month of May.

Anonymous says:

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you realy want to make me cry...

Bruticus says:

Hardhead: "Bam! Let's crank it up a notch!"

Anonymous says:

Prime: "Doesn't anyone want to tell him the mic's not plugged in?"

Rest of the TF's: "NO."

Hot Shot says:

i will survive!

Hot Shot says:

i will survive1

Anonymous says:

You wanna know who's next? Hardberg says YOUR NEXT!

Anonymous says:

so whatcha whatcha watcha want?

Jade says:

All day I dream about sex....

Anonymous says:

Hardhead:"It blew up!!"

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: It's raining Men..asaur. Hal..e..
Simon (American Idol): Thats almost as bad as "disco Inferno!"

Snake says:

and you know what stone cold starscream i'mm calling you out if smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what hardhead is cookin

Anonymous says:

*sings*
i wanna be the minority,
i don't need your authrity,
down with the moral majority,
cause i wanna be the minority

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking... Lorne from Angel (off screen) Ok, this is the last Autobot/demon mixer i'm hosting!

Jade says:

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!

Zu Darkness says:

the newest tactict in the Autobot depection war...Bad Karokee singing

Anonymous says:

31 flavors and all he picked out was vanilla??

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: I don't wanna rock you Rock DJ! But You're making me feel so nice! When''s it's gonna stop...DJ? 'cause you're keeping me up all night! (Robbie Williams sings that).

Jade says:

Don't you want somebody to love.....la la

zach says:

hardhead:i was a pootin and a tootin a gruntin and a dumpin. optimus: im never going to his concerts again

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: thank you for listening to autobot radio, here is some tunes to keep u transforming!

Anonymous says:

"O.K. everybody thanks for that round of applause. Please give a warm welcome to are next band Great White their pyro show is to die for."

Anonymous says:

YO YO YO, DJ HardHean in Da house, me and mah posseare bringin the hotest tunes from Cybertron....CAN I GET A BOOYEAH!!!

ionacus says:

will the real slim shady please stand up

Anonymous says:

No wonder his name is Hardhead!

Anonymous says:

Hardhead:Billie Jean is not my Lover, shes jsut a girl sayin that I am the one, but the APC is not my son"

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: commin straight from alabama, you F#%2 around and catch "c@&* in camera!"
Chromedome: he's really into this huh guys?
Optimus;(sigh) this is the last time that we let him rap with cookie monster on Sesame Str

Blackout says:

thats it one more crack about me being a headmaster and im going to kick some @$$

Anonymous says:

"Ravage! Bad dog! CLEANUP ON AISLE 7! WHEELIE! BRING THE MOP!"

Air Dawg says:

If you want Stone Cold to whip the Rock's @$$ at Wrestlemania, give me a hell yeah!!!

jet convoy says:

She thinks my tractors sexy!!! *gets shot in the right hand* Hey it really turns her on!

Anonymous says:

Hey look I'm Justin Timberlake!

HardHead says:

"O.K. I justsaw some pictures of you guys now its my turn....Hey EDIMUS PRIME what trimester did your mom abort you...NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE nobody loves your jokes....MY SIDESWIPES PAINT IS CHIPPING have you moved out of your parents basement yet.

Anonymous says:

Say, does anyone else out there realize that I have a Really 'Dirty' name? I though so? Who picks these stupid names anyway, monkeys?

hot_rod says:

Arcee, Are you sure this is a microphone?

Anonymous says:

"AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTT!"

Anonymous says:

R-A-Ez-Peh-A-Se-Teh you show no what mean to me

Sideswipe says:

in this corner, my boss, Optimus Prime! and in the other corner, some other robot named Optimus Prime and a little yellow bot with bumbees head type! Let's get ready for Cybertron Deathmatch! FIGHT!!

Anonymous says:

So I said, thats not my armor plated turbodrive, thats my wife!
(crickets chirp in background)
Alriiight..have a great night folks! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Cromedome: YOU SUCK!!!!

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime, come on dowwnnnnnnnnnnnnn! You are the next contestant on "The Cybertronian Price is Right!"

Anonymous says:

"Saddam....come out with your hands up !!"

Anonymous says:

Chromedome: What's more annoying than Wheelie? Hardhead about to sing "Sexual Healing."

teejay00 says:

"i bet i can put this whole thing down my throat, just like the pink earth woman on the scrambled channel.
any takers?"

Anonymous says:

"Feelings. Nothing more than Feelingsssss."

Anonymous says:

"Feelings. Nothing more than feelingssss."

Anonymous says:

Next on American Idol, Hardhead, the heroic Autobot Headmaster will sing "Like a Virgin"...Sweet Jesus, where do we find these guys.

RodimusPrime says:

I'll see you sunday at at the Cyberdome!!!!!!(Wrestling Voice)

dan says:

Even if you gave me the rusty shoulder, I will still be your love muffler!

Anonymous says:

Looooooooving you is easy 'cause your Megatron.........

Firestorm says:

Let me call you sweetheart...

Anonymous says:

(Michael Crawford impression)
You alone can make my song take flight. It's over now, the Music of the Niiiiiiiiight.

Optimus Primevil says:

Makounochi Ippo pababagsakin kita sa laban natin.

Anonymous says:

Darn it~!!! I'm not real and will never love you back.

Anonymous says:

"Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, a drop of golden sun. Me, a name I call myself. Fa, a long long way to run! Sew, a needle pulling thread. La, a note to follow sew. Tea, a drink with jam and bread, and that will bring us back to Doe, doe,

Firebird says:

O.K. Does everybody have their BINGO cards ready? First number is - B 16, I repeat B 16. The next number is.......

APOLLO says:

Ahem. Check 1..2.
Sodamn Insane, I am giving you just 1 second to surrender or I'll show you what "Shock N Awe"
really means!!

Anonymous says:

Female voice:"Autobots' Karaoke Nite."
Hardhead: (singing Electronic Funk)

Anonymous says:

I think he's saying: "Attention to all Decepticons. I repeat, attention to all Decepticons. You're about to be scrapped!"

Anonymous says:

This one goes out to all the ladies!

Anonymous says:

ah so this microphone ISN'T made of butter after all! ow! my teeth

scorpy says:

Hey, I ordered chocolate !

Beast Simpson says:

Longer than, ther've been fishes in the ocean...

Anonymous says:

Domo arygotto MR.Roboto

Firestorm says:

Masquerade! Painted faces on parade! Masquerade! Hide your face so teh world will never find you!

Anonymous says:

"Say youll share with me one love, one lifetime...Love me, that's all I ask of you."

Firestorm says:

...for I compose... the music of the niiiiiiiiightttt!

HardHead says:

"O.K. I've think I've taken a beating for long enough could we please get a new picture for Ultimate Caption Contest,I mean come on I've been a good sport I've sung just about every song you could come up with,

Anonymous says:

How many Decepticons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Give up? Two! But they have to be very, very, small!

Anonymous says:

Stay tuned for more celebrity stars in your eyes

Unknown says:

Come on Simon, it's an easy choice.Either im the next American Idol, or i come over there and rip out your voice box.

Blackout says:

thats it this interview is over

Anonymous says:

so a preist, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar...

Anonymous says:

brain k has left the building oh and rfc rules

Anonymous says:

......i'm one the hunt i'm after you.....and she's hungry like the woooooolf

Anonymous says:

Hey, guys, check this out....

Want to see the real reason they call me a "Head Master"?

Anonymous says:

you teach me and I teach you , POKe'MON!...

Anonymous says:

Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon. And while we do that here's a little mood music for you. (Wedding Singer)

Anonymous says:

Won't yoouu go home, Malik Brodyyy, won't you go hoooomee...... she's still in loove wiiith yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

Anonymous says:

"Get those cameras out of my face, I'm just trying to do my job!"

Anonymous says:

We will... we will... rock you!

Dark Cyclone says:

Oops I did it again...

Anonymous says:

Listen up, Autobots! Unicron's a menace bigger than all the Decepticons combined! So we've got to strike fast and strike hard!

Autobot bubbs says:

I like big Skidplates and I cannot lie...
You other bots can't deny...
when a bot comes in wit an iddy biddy camshaft an and sticks thoes skidplates in your face you get.....
Nightbeat: BOOOOO!!!!!
Hot rod: Get off the stage!!!!
Drunken Galv

Autobot bubbs says:

Alright, the next song is a little controversial. I call it....'CON KILLER

Autobot bubbs says:

Thats why they call me....BUM BUM BUM....Bad Company, I won't deny...Boum, boum bwowm,..BAD company...til the day I die!!!

Zero says:

hardhead:you are un beautiful in every single way words can bring you down.I am beatiful in great way words like this make puke

Anonymous says:

This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine...

Anonymous says:

"It's not unusual to be loved by anyone..."

ButtZilla says:

Listen very carefully, I will only say this once, Chromedome is only this long!

Anonymous says:

her name was lola, she was a showgirl.....call me crazy but it ain't no lie bye bye bye.....it's not unusual to be loved by anyone.....

Anonymous says:

I did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Firestorm says:

Oooooooooooooooklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plains..........

Shadow says:

"Can you feeeeel the love tonight" *gets blasted* "Owww"

Anonymous says:

(In a lounge voice)you know.. these times of gathering remind me of a song.. and it goes like this.. "Gooood Byeee my Robot Baaaaby! you got Eaten By Unicroooon~ I had to saaaaail away from you baby! in a shuttle, Whoaaa yeah! had to escaaaapeeee

Hot Rodimus says:

Hardhead-"...AND THE DRAGON SLEEP THREW THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hot Rodimus says:

Sadly,Hardhead didnt make the cut to be the next Yuna in FFX2

Matrix Dragon says:

I get knocked down! And I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down...

Optimus Primevil says:

To [CENSORED] with takara. what the[censored]were they thinking when they used my name for a dinky BW Neo destron?!!

Anonymous says:

Ladies and Gentlemen..... LETTTTTT'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMBLE!

Manchester Devil says:

"White man came, across the sssseeeeaaaaa"

Anonymous says:

"ARE YOU READY TO ROOOOCK!?!?!?!

Anonymous says:

Hardhead,"Hey,guys watch this I'm gonna do my Spike impersonation and loop it into the audio track of Transformers:The Movie. O.K. here it comes wait for it....."OH $H!T,it isn't even dented!" Chromedome,&

Anonymous says:

I farted nitrous oxide!!

Anonymous says:

WE'RE GONNA ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK TONIGHT!!!

Anonymous says:

VOTE ME FOR PRESIDENT AND I WILL FINISH OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH THAT DUDE SADDAM!!!!

Optimus Primevil says:

All we are saying.....
is give peace a chance....

Anonymous says:

This one is dedicated to you optimus, I love you man

Anonymous says:

"And if you look out the window to your left, you'll see the beautiful Grand Canyon...."

Anonymous says:

But seriously folks... Hey, I heard a story the other day. These two Decepticons walk into a bar...

Firestorm says:

She wore bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue velvet.....

rock says:

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, BABY!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Eat It! Eat It! Eat It! Eat It! No one can do it but me! No one can do it me... crunch! Crunch! Bzzzt! (Eats the Microphone)

kingrampage says:

"Hello Ladies"

Anonymous says:

I am here to preach against the evils of what has come to be known as Armada.

Anonymous says:

HH: Arcee, I'm up here with a mic to ask you something. Will you marry me?
Arcee: (offscreen) Hell no!

Anonymous says:

Hardhead:Wait I got on. You might be a decepticon if.....

Wingnut says:

"Headmaster's in the hizz-ouse!!!"

Anonymous says:

Cerebros: "What do you mean by Hardhead Powerlinx-ing with a Min-Mei instead of a Mini-Con?

Anonymous says:

"Hail, Hail To Old Purdue!
All Hail To Our Old Gold And Black!"

Anonymous says:

"Alright I confess Spindarella was a big influence on my career now I ask you is that so wrong?"

Blackout says:

O.k. stop me if you've heard this one. A Decepticon walks in to a bar...

BlackArachnia98 says:

smooooooke on the waaaaaateeeeer....

star_saber says:

youll find me in the da club.....(back) SHUT UP!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

this is my recital, i think it's pretty vital......it's tricky yeah yeah it's tricky!!

Anonymous says:

He was singing Kareoke! Isn't that funny enough?

Anonymous says:

GOOOOOOOOOOODMORNING CYYYYYYYBERTRONNNNNN!!!!

Royal says:

This is to all the Headmaster freaks out there! Hover if you can hear ME!

Anonymous says:

Oh Great Primus! Please forgive these sinners! Forgive Wheelie for looking at Arcee with lustful optics! Can I get an Amen my Autobot brothers!

Anonymous says:

"And, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Anonymous says:

(singing) "TIiiiiiiiiimeeee tooooooooo...... say gooooooooodbyyyyeeeeee!"

Anonymous says:

Allright, cut the music. I want all you fat, out of shape, Transfan nobodies, to take a look at RAvishing, Hardhead!

The Matrix says:

I would like to thank my mom and say to my freakin neighbor...*insert here*

Anonymous says:

die you ----ing----hair lickers

Anonymous says:

"I've sinned against you loard........"

Anonymous says:

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. The WWF proudly presents to you...it's Tag Team Champions of the Woooorrrrld, The Hardhead Jesse James,The Badass Hotshot Gunn, The NEW..AGE...AUTOBOTS!!!!"

hannibal says:

Hardhead condoms... Guaranteed to keep your head hard...

Anonymous says:

I AM MR. PERFECT! YOU ARE MORTAL MAN.

Anonymous says:

Hardhead:In this corner, we have Kid Muscle; wrestling champ of the Muscle League! And in THIS corner we have Minimus Prime; leader of the Mini-cons!

Anonymous says:

Everybody if you can do the Bartman, shake your body turn it out if you're bad man...


DO THE BARTMAN!! yeah...

Anonymous says:

"This hot match is scheduled for one fall. On her way to the ring, escorted by Stacy Keibler in a princess costume, Neo Princess Jeannette, for Seibertron.com! And the challenger, dressed as Kelly from RID, Molly Holly!!!"

Mustang says:

As you join us here on MTV Cribz we check out "The Ark" where my main pimp daddy Optimus Diddy lives, Yo O-Diddy, This ---- is banging dog!

Firebird says:

My bologna haS a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name it's M-A-Y-E-R....

Anonymous says:

Don`t push me cuz I`m close to the edge-I`m tryin` not to lose ma head.It`s like a jungle sometimes,it makes me wundah how I keep from goin` undah!

Anonymous says:

Hardhead at WWE: Cut the music, Cut the music.

Anonymous says:

"Another one bites the dust...."

Anonymous says:

"I loves youz guyz..(hic)..no I meanit its not just the energon talkin..(hic)..you guys are awsome and I love you..(hic)..HEY BABY NICE CHASIS YOU GOT..what no Highbrown I'm not drunk and I won't shutup I'LL SAY ANYTHIN

Anonymous says:

Whazzup, biz-atch? Funky Hard H in the hiz-ouse! I just stepped on Whizz-ellie!

Pokejedservo says:

A scene from "8 Mile: The Cybertronian Version".

Anonymous says:

"Hardhead here for E! Television, where I am live at tonites Oscars. We have seen some stunning couples walking down the red carpet. And here comes one now, wait...who's that with Cameron Diaz? HOT ROD! God Damnit! I hate him...he thinks

Anonymous says:

"Yes Bill O'Reilly, I hear you...if you look behind me you can see most everyone here in Baghdad is already surrendering. The strange thing is Bill, the only plane to fly over the city so far was Powerglide. I mean owerglide? Come on! He

TheRo-Man says:

Hasbro©2003 "It is the year 1996 and on the south side of Los Angeles a battle rages...between the low riding Autobots of the east side and the evil decepticon underground on the west. Who will win this epic stuggle? Find out this season

Skyfire the Artist says:

Attention. Whoever tore the letter "L" off the "Motor Pool" sign, please return it.

Anonymous says:

oh yeah cracka rappin in tha hiz-ouse!!!

Dj Flash says:

My name is hardhead and i'd like to say i love fruity pepples and i'm made your way. Word to your Mother!

Dj Flash says:

put your hands up and stand up it's time to get down, my name is MC hardhead and i'm bringin' you round

Omega Supreme says:

Hard Head: DO THE MONKEY!!!!!

jet convoy says:

"Girls rock your boys! Come on feel yhe noise!"

Anonymous says:

..and I got what it takes to rock the mic right!!

hannibal says:

Announcer: All the way from Cybertron, it's the 'Cryin' 'Bot'!
... I got tears in my 'fro, 'cause i'm standing on my head for you... I got a long way to go, when will Armada stop, I

Anonymous says:

O.K.-Here`s one for all you ROBOTECH fans!"To be in love,must be the sweetest feeling that a girl can feel.To be in love..."

Shermtron says:

Please i know my singing sucks but dont jump...

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Vociphor the mini-con didn't have the heart to tell Hardhead he wasn't a real microphone.

Sideshow Sideswipe says:

mmm, Iron ore cones, with yummy wires! just like momma used to make...*CRUNCH*

Firestorm says:

What's new, pussycat? Whoaaa-oooooa.....

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: Stage fright, go away, This is my big day.This is my time to be a sta.......

magnaboss says:

Its not unusual to be loved by anyone.

davewelttf says:

Beunknownst to Hard Head but knownst to us the other autobots secretly cut the microphone's cord incase he sang

Anonymous says:

Maybe if I keep singing "Achey Breaky Heart", Galvatron will surrender....

Devastator says:

Hardhead: "One, is the loneliest number OWW!"

Broadside says:

IF YA SMEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE HEAD IS THINKING!!

Anonymous says:

In order to make the Autobot's do things his way Hardhead is going to singing Westlife songs until the Autobots agree to his plans

overdrive says:

"hey micky u so fine, u so fine u blow my..."

Metroplex says:

Simon: Your attire's atrocious. You're not a good enough star on American Idol. Get out.

Anonymous says:

Ok Hot Rod, Roll that beautiful bean footage!!!

The King says:

You can't sing. Please get off the mic.

Anonymous says:

AND IF-ah YOU OPEN YOUR HEART TO THE LORD-ah IT WILL BE RETURNED-ah FIVE-ah FOLD-ah

Anonymous says:

This is the song that never ends...it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends...

powermastermegatron says:

Now don't touch that dial It is i Hardhead giving you live exculsive coverage on the cybertoronian war more@11PM

Anonymous says:

Hardhead makes Simon giggle uncontrollably with his Alvin and the Chipmunks impression...

Anonymous says:

"Attention, K-Mart shoppers..."

Anonymous says:

"...it's up to you, Newwww Yorrrrrk, Newwww Yorrrrrrrkkkkk....

Anonymous says:

"Feelings....nothin' more than....feelingssss..."

Anonymous says:

Hardhead(speaking through glass in prison): Dude, you have to get me out of here... Highbrow: Hey, it's your own fault for driving under the influence of alchohol...

Anonymous says:

(stealing mic from speaker onstage)Hardhead: Don't leave me, baby! Please, I'll make it right! Just don't go; since my series was cancelled, I don't have anything anymore!

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: "YOU'LL BE LIVIN' IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"

Anonymous says:

Kareoke night at Autobot Headquarters

Anonymous says:

Hardhead could only find one job after Transformers was cancelled. He became a motivational speaker.

Rodimus Primal says:

"You ain't nothin' but a Decepticon cryin' all the time" -- Hardhead does his Elvis impression

Anonymous says:

Goodmorning Vietnam!

Anonymous says:

"and its like flying without wiiiiings!"

Gamemaster7654 says:

OMG, STOP THE MUSIC, I SOUNDS LIKE BRITTNEY SPEARS.

Anonymous says:

I just flew in from New York, and my arms are tired! (Rim Shot) HAHAHAHA

Anonymous says:

"I'm the real Slim Shady...."

Anonymous says:

HARDHEAD: "IRON BIRDS OF FORTUNE ADRIFT ABOVE THE SKIES..." Instruments of Destruction (Decepticon song)

HawkEye says:

Going once, going twice! Sold Wheelie's head to all the angery fans that hated him!

Firestorm says:

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man. No time to talk...

Anonymous says:

On the next Cybertronian
Idol,Hardhead makes it to the finals,but will he wow the judges? find out next time

Anonymous says:

On the next Cybertronian
Idol,Hardhead makes it to the finals,but will he wow the judges? find tou next time

Anonymous says:

Hardhead further shames the already despised Headmasters by singing his Karaoke rendition of Van Halen's song "Jump."

Anonymous says:

"Will the owner of an Autobot Headmaster by the name of Nightbeat please report to the parking lot.You left his lights on."

EDIMUS PRIME says:

"FOR THE LAST TIME,NO,THAT'S NOT WHAT HEADMASTER MEANS YOU SICK LITTLE HUMAN FREAKS!!!!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Hi,my name is Hardhead,and I'm an alcholic........."

jedixtat says:

You are so beautiful to me!! You are so bee--u-2ful to me..can't u seeeeEEEE!!!!

Anonymous says:

Don't do it! The world needs you!

Anonymous says:

Hardhead (doing various Transformer impressions):This is Blaster, blasting at ya!

slizerpro says:

"You got the touch!" "You got the poweeeeeeerrrrrrrrr! Yea!"

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: Transformer. T-R-A-N-S-F-U- Oh, wait! Let me start over! Prime: Sorry, Hardhead, that is incorrect. Hardhead: Dang...

Anonymous says:

We are the Bears, Shuffling crew! Blowing your mind like we knew we would! We're not here to make no trouble; we're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle!

Anonymous says:

"If you try to knock me you'll get mocked/I'll stir fry you in my wok/Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop/Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock!"

Slappyfrog says:

Brainstorm regretted creating Kareoke Night when a drunken Hardhead demanded to sing all of Celine Dion's greatest hits.

HardHead says:

hi all of you rockers are you ready to rock,hye i gust made a ryme cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Autobot Skyfire says:

...Y..M..C..A..

Anonymous says:

"You are so beautiful, to... meeeeeeeeeee!

BumbleBug says:

"ROLE UP! ROLE UP! DON'T BE SHY COME RIGHT DOWN!"

Anonymous says:

(Techno music plays) Last Night I had a dream about, in my dream I'm dancing right beside you...

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: We will, we will ROCK YOU!!!!!!!
We will, we will ROCK YOU!!!!!!!

Firebird says:

HELLO CLEVELAND!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!! I SAID, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?!

Optimus Primevil says:

Hardhead: The internet isn't killing the music industry, bad music kills the music industry.

Anonymous says:

(singing)i wanna dance the night away, hic!..........wait where you all going.

Anonymous says:

Da Da Da Da! Da-da-da-da-da! IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

"This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute."

Anonymous says:

"... and then the guy drops his pants. What? This is a good joke. Wait. Come back."

Anonymous says:

Hardhead: Transformers, more then meats the eye! Thank you thank you! I'm here all night!