Hound - Autobot masseuse?

trailbreaker says:

Hound suddenly realized the fallacy in thinking humans can bounce off rocks.

trailbreaker says:

Spike spends the day in Margaritaville.

Optimum Supreme says:

"Wait, aren't you supposed to be a lot bigger than that?"
"Well, I do turn into a jeep, so I guess so"
"I wasn't talking about your height"

BG the Robit says:

Hound: So THIS is what a human's a** looks like!

Rainmaker says:

Hound: I told you energon is not safe for human consumption...you're too curious for your own good, Spike.

Ravage XK says:

I'm just going to leave this here.

trailbreaker says:

Bad robot !

Rex Prime says:

Hound: at last i killed this annoying human.

Zeedust says:

Few were completely satisfied with how they looked in the live-action movie, but ironicly, nobody took it harder than Spike.

Judynator says:

Houns: Hey buddy! Buddy? Oh ----.... But... Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu...>:-)
[CENSURA]

Zeedust says:

Before Carly, there was... Hound?

Zeedust says:

No, no, Hound's the right size in this picture... Spike's just been eating his Wheaties.

Demonic Femme says:

Hound: "Okay, if I stick this pine back in, and seal the skin with my lazer, no one will notice what happened."

darkwind25 says:

The soul of Spike is really Hound, the fearless Autobot scout and lousy "earth lover." Easy there Hound, we love you.

Kit says:

......hide the body hide the body

Prowl Worshipper says:

Has someone got the transforming instructions for this?

Prowl Worshipper says:

Hey, are these hard things inside the human supposed to snap when I squeeze?

juggaloG says:

Micromaster Hound!

juggaloG says:

H: Wait a minute! How in Cybertron did I become almost as small as Spike? I'm a Micromaster now! Help!

Zeedust says:

Hound: "Slag it, why do I always have to be the one who has to wake Spike up?"

Nightshadow says:

Hound: Now spike just relax, im doing the required check up to see if your carrying any drugs, weapons, knives, Explosives, herbicides, etc etc...
Spike: Hey get your hand out of my--- OW!

Tiedye says:

hehehe. Spike got wasted at a party. I'll leave him out in the middle of the desert and see how long it takes him to remember where his house is.

Tiedye says:

I told you humans will never be able to fly. I told you and you jumped over the cliff anyway,now look at you.

Anonymous says:

Hound: By the way, I'm working for my master's degree in proctology.
Other guy: Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap CRAP!!!! Wait, you're already done? That didn't hurt a bit!

Shadow Fox says:

Spike- Oh ya, that's the spot..this feels so good, now lower, lower, just a bit lower, that's right, now use your index fingure and massage the inside of my ass it hurts too..no no..it's not a bad thing, it's a human..t

Anonymous says:

That's it Spike...stay sleepy...hehehehehehehe....

Houndx says:

How Hasbro tried to reach the kids...

Anonymous says:

HOUND: 34W 30L just my size.

Hound says:

Hound: Thrust me boy, you need it!

Hound says:

Hound: Oh no! Spike is dying!! Got to bring him back to life with some kind of schock... hehe...

Hound says:

Hound: If you wannabe an Autobot , Spiki, you have to go trough THIS
Spike: "You mean YOU have to go trough me?

Zeedust says:

"I know this huuman has a self-destruct button SOMEWHERE. Everything does... Now where IS IT?"

Anonymous says:

Hound: If ya wanna do the christopher reeve story, ya gotta get in character.


Spike: I can't feel my legs!!!

Hound: Now you got it!

Anonymous says:

This is the 10th time this kids watched the video. Hound's line is getting worst each time - Spike.

Bruticus says:

Spike: "Hound, that had better be a hologram."

Beast Simpson says:

Hound: Hush little baby, dont say a word....

Anonymous says:

Okay, Spike, no more tequilas for u.

Anonymous says:

now that he's out cold i can steal his drawls

Hound says:

out with the bad air in with the good

Anonymous says:

hound: wow spike you Make me HARD for your ass! spike: I thought u bots were always hard?

Anonymous says:

Let's just get these pesky pants out of the way.

Anonymous says:

Hound makes a frightening discovery.....Spike's "Hello Kitty" underwear

Anonymous says:

"Maybe I can squeeze some energon out of Spike's butt cheeks...."

Anonymous says:

Hound you better not be trying to steal my wallet again!
Hound: Umm....... no.

dino says:

Spike: lower higher ah right there

Anonymous says:

hay Spike do you like nut'z and bolt'z

frank says:

Hound -- "Spike is passed out drunk, now's my chance!" UNZIP

hotspot says:

Spike:You know i can get used to this

Anonymous says:

Hound:"Tickle, tickle, tickle!"

Pokejedservo says:

Hound, Unlikely masseuse or Crafty Pickpocket? You decide...

DEVASTAT0R says:

"Rest easy Spike, you took quite a spill. Now lets just get these pants off..."

Anonymous says:

Hound: Out with the bad air.
In with the good air.

Anonymous says:

hound: i thought i told you to stay off the sauce? spike: but it was only one drink. hound: next time your walking!

Anonymous says:

Spike: "Is that a hologram gun on your shoulder, or are you just happy to see me?"

Anonymous says:

Retiring from the autobots, Hound soon began work as a Chiropractor.

Anonymous says:

Spike: RAPE!!!

Nemesis says:

Hound: "Well Spike, how do 4 fingers feel???

Anonymous says:

NO! HOUND! NO!

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee(offscreen): Spike you cheating bastard, I thought you were my bitch.

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee (offscreen): Spike, what are you doing with Hound?

Anonymous says:

It aint gonna hurt spike!!!

Anonymous says:

spike: HOUND I TOLD U MY DOOR DONT SWING THAT WAY!

Anonymous says:

Spike: A little to the right, downb a bit more...Ah there ya go....oh yeah!!!

Anonymous says:

Yeah, ya like that, dontchya, bitch?

Anonymous says:

Wedgie!!!

FortMax says:

Alright Spike, hold tight

Silverwolf says:

Now to pull off his pants, take pictures, and E-Mail them to NAMBLA, WWWWHHHHHAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAA!!!

Anonymous says:

Hey, that Spanish fly really worked.

Anonymous says:

"Spike, get up, Fortress Maximus needs a SECOND coat of wax."

Anonymous says:

"wait til' spike sees this spider in his pants, hee hee."

Anonymous says:

"Wow, we didn't have these Haggar slacks on Cybertron"

Super Prime says:

Hound: Oh yes Iam going to do it so hard that this is the day that you will never soon forget Spike. Spike: You said you going to do Chip not me!

Anonymous says:

HOUND:Cybrtronic massages are worth 10 human dollars. If a female Autobot did this; it would be $30.

Stelartron says:

HOUND: Uh-oh, his battery must be dead. *pulls out a set of jumper cables* Better give him a jump start*puases, confused*... wonder where you attatch these on a human?

Unknown says:

Hound: A scout does cavity searches to......

Bumblebee says:

Spike: Yes now pull down my pants and yes shove the cannon up my ass like there no tomorrow a owwwwww erection i can't lye on this rock anymore a sprog lake, oh and hound have you got an insert port on your waist joint. ohhhhhhhhhhh yes yes yes

Anonymous says:

No More, I'am exhausted.

Anonymous says:

Hmm, his battery must have died, now where's that access panel...

Unknown says:

Hound: THis is the first time I've ever done surgery.....

Anonymous says:

Hmm Now where could his wallet be....

transfan says:

There ya go Spike - one Cybertronian back massage. That'll be 20 energon cubes.

Anonymous says:

All done, guess I'll pull your pants back up for ya.

las says:

I got you optimus prime right here.

Anonymous says:

Hound: Maybe I can be in and out before he wakes-up.

Anonymous says:

Man, if he doesn't come around from those libations, I am so dead!

Anonymous says:

Cybertronian football leaves much to be desired...

Anonymous says:

Woozy Spike coming round again: Oh, Carli... I love it when you do that baby... since when did your hands get that big and... *blinks* HOUND!!! GET YOUR METAL HANDS OF MY ASS OR I'LL....

MEGATRON says:

Hey Spike, if I ask Chip nicely, do you think he'll join us?

Anonymous says:

Prime: full body cavity search all humans
Hound: yippie!

Anonymous says:

TF-Yo that's a mighty fine ass you got there, so how an FDA? Spike-FDA, what's that? TF-How about I show ya'.

Metroplex says:

Ok now its time at last to admit what this thing is on my shoulder, its my favorite sex toy, let me demonstrate how it works spike..

MiGrAnE says:

"spike woozy" hound, wh.. why do i feel my pants coming down.
"hound" shhh.. its okay spike, ill be done in a second...

Anonymous says:

Prime in the bg: "Hound, we gotta split - check his pockets, then dump him in the river"

Fortress Maximus says:

Hound: Hmm...dead human...wonder how much this will go for on e-bay

Jay Prime says:

So THAT's why your function is 'Scout'...

grimlock says:

oow im gonna be sore tommorow

grimlock says:

now THIS is the most uncomfortable feeling ever

Anonymous says:

Um, Hound? If both of your hands are on my back, then what is that poking my ass? And why are you laughing?

Anonymous says:

This is for HELPING to produce Daniel you bitch!

Anonymous says:

HOUND:YES! the roofies worked!

Anonymous says:

So Spike is really Daniels Mother, And Hound his father!
The wonderful moment where Daniel was conceived!!

Anonymous says:

This is for producing Daniel!