Kup holding an Energon goody

trailbreaker says:

Kup finds the prize at the bottom of the cereal box.

trailbreaker says:

Kup - “Check out my new Laser Tag belt !”

trailbreaker says:

“Got it on Amazon for only $5 !!”

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Bah weep grah nah weep nini bong

trailbreaker says:

Tastes like chicken.

digigirl411 says:

You can have it but only if you can do some tricks first.

WreckerJack says:

My Rodimus, your nipples are hard. Oh wait that is just someone's arm. My bad.

Rainmaker says:

Kup: Come get your Energon Sticks! Includes Energon, *lists more ingredients*
Hot Rod: HOLY

Decepticon Stryker says:

Kup: "That's right. This is the last one and I'M going to eat it! Hahahaha-" Kup was never seen again.

Gogeta5026 says:

Hot Rod: Come on Kup, hurry it up!
Kup: Hey little shark, you want some candy?
Kup: C'mon you can trust me, an ol' Autobot!

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Here's a glow sti... I mean an energon goody!"

Zeedust says:

Hot Rod: "Are you SURE this is the best way to dispose of the Dark Energon?"
Kup: "What's the worst that could happen?"
Neither bot was ever seen again, and the zombie Sharkticons roam Quintessa to this day.

Zeedust says:

"Your father's lightsaber. An elegant weapon from a more civilized... Wow, this thing is tiny."

SentinelA says:

Would you like to eat this glowstick?

Dragonoth says:

Mega-Octane brand energeon snacks, the treats that give you a burst of energy to keep you running in top gear, is now made with Carbomyan oil to make you feel like you just rolled off the assembly line!

Kup: "Nine out of ten Gatorcons agree: Mega-

Kamakaze Thrower says:

Hot Rod: You know, it'd be better if you had more of those.

Kup: What do you mean?

*looks at crowd of sharkicons*

Kup: Ah. Crap.

Hot Rod: What?

Kup: ...I only brought one.

Hot Rod: Uh...

*looks at sharkicons*

Hot Rod: RUN!!!

Scatterlung says:

Kup:
Hot Rod: Must be some screwy energon...

DestronMatrix says:

Kup:"come on arcee, whould you do it for an energon goody."

Arcee:"no you sick perv!"

Kup:"two energon goodys then, please"

Lich Lord Dranas says:

Kup was later arrested by the Quintessons for giving drugs to their guards.

Roadshadow says:

Kup: Behold, my penis!
Hot Rod: Dear lord! (Runs away for Kup to be eaten by alligatorcons)

Zeedust says:

Kup bursts into song again, and Hot Rod stands off to the side and pretends not to know him.

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Kup:(talking like a hot dog vendor at a ballpark) Energon! Get your Energon here!
Alicon: I'll take 8!

ShYnE says:

Kup: Ba weet Grana weet ninnybon.
Hot Rod: Lay off the scooby snacks Kup.

Dragonoth says:

Kup: "Don't worry, they'll reciprocate."
Hot Rod: "How do you know, Kup?"
Kup: "This is just like the time on Kessel. Wait, that's when I was nearly killed by the energy spider for stealing spice…"

Zeedust says:

Quintesson Judge: "Mister Kup, you are out of order!"

Kup: "I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order! You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Quintesson! I'd show you, but

Kit says:

only 25 a gram!

Not Sonic says:

I wonder if its crunchy..

Thanatos Prime says:

Kup:*if you can beat them, have them die slowly from glowing ciggaretes!*

Jetstreamx says:

Kupp: Get yer box of energon blunts! energon bongs! Make yerself happy. Why I remember the time I first smoked one...

Hotrod: Okay Kupp, I think they buy it.

Angie Prime says:

Sharkicon: A SHINY!!!!! I LIKES SHINIES!!!!!! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeessssss..... ^^
Kup: O_O;; Walk away, lad. Nice and casual.
Hot Rod: Running time!
Kup: NICE and CASUAL, you DIPSWITCH! >

octanius prime says:

HEY DO I GOT THE "RAW" LOOK NO FURTHER.

Greg says:

Hey! Food!
No! Don't Eat It! Its Poisonous To Dings!

Kal-Seth says:

After suffering a massive head wound in battle the other autobots worry that kup may not be as "user friendly" as he was

Hotrod: kup give up the light stick!
Kup: no it's my light stick it's god come to me he says that my damaged i

SoulReaver says:

how much for some Baa Weep Grar Naa Weep Ninibon!? OK OK I'LL PAY but only because Arcee is on the blob for the next week and I cant wait that long!!!!

Demona says:

behold! my GLOWING TWINKIE OF DEATH!!!

p3rc3pt0r says:

Kup: ok big boy, lower your pants !
Offscreen robot: but....
Kup: I remember that time...
Hot Rod: please, lower them !!!

Brakethrough says:

What the blazes?! Some crazy kids tried to install underlighting on me while I was asleep! Gah!

GunWolf says:

WWWWEEEEEEE!! Man this s*** is awesome.
OffScreen Bot: You're messing up the rotation, you old fool!Puff Puff Give DAMMIT!

Soda Pop Kurtis says:

Kup: WOW!!! I never knew a Metallica concert would be this awesome.

Kal-Seth says:

Kup: cool glow stick see how it makes me smile

Kal-Seth says:

Kup: here try some the humans call it.... oh what was it oh yea Scinide it tastes very good

Nightshadow says:

Kup: Mama always used to say, Life is like a box of Energon, you never know what your ganna get.

Tiedye says:

Kup- "HotRod gave me this to snack on...Munch..."He said the humans call it...What was it again..Munch...Oh yeah a laxitive..He said humans eat it all the time and it must be good because he was smileing when he gave it to me.....&qu

Anonymous says:

I don't even wanna know where that's been.....

Anonymous says:

Kup: My precioussss.
Hot Rod: I knew I shouldn't have let him see Lord of the Rings.

Optimus Prime, Jr. says:

A scene from the Prophetic Episodes.

Zeedust says:

TF:TM out-takes! TAKE ONE. Kup: "I'll use the universal greeting! Bah weep granola weep..." Hot rod: "GRANOLA weep?" Kup: "SLAG IT!" TAKE TWO Kup: "I'll use the universa

Scooter says:

Kup: Okay, I showed you mine now show me YOURS...

Anonymous says:

Hot Rod: I don't think they're keen on the Petro-rabbits story... Kup: No? Hmm...uh, HEY GUYS! CHECK OUT THIS PURPLE TURD!

Anonymous says:

Kup: "Hey I chopped off Et's magic finger!"

Dash Trigger says:

Sharkticon: Hey! Where's the cream filling?

Anonymous says:

Kup, I really think they don`t want to see that!!

Galvatron says:

KUP- I found this in Arcee's dresser!!! It runs off energon no batteries needed! ha-ha-ha!!!

Anonymous says:

Kupp: "MUNCHIES!!!!!"

PredaKing says:

Hot Rod: "Well Kup, at least your not giving them Viagra"

Anonymous says:

I got an enernegon goodie, duh-hur. My, you sharketicon are some sexxyyyy robot-type thingiess.

Shadow Fox says:

Heh..I 'know' what this looks like but autobots don't need pleasure divices, trust me it taste good.

Anonymous says:

LMAO! Nice! :-D

Star Saber says:

The Cybertronian way of the Hawaiin Hello Greeting.

Longshot says:

Eliot

Anonymous says:

Kup:"So, who wants to smoke radioactive crack? It'll either give you the best high of your life...or your head will explode!" Stupid Sarkticon:"Gimme!!Gimmegimmegimme!!" Hot Rod:"Freakin' drug

Anonymous says:

ROD:Dude where did u get that
Kup: man i snuck into the girls shower
Rod well what is it??
it seems a device to absorb messes?
Rod: where can we get one
Kup idk if i have ever seen a guy carry around stuff like this
ROD: well maybe that is why arce

Anonymous says:

Kup: "This is the tampon of death! HEHEHEHEEEE!" Rodimus: "Neither tampon nor energon.... KUP! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT DRUGS!? DIIIIIIIEDIEDEIDIEDIEEEEE!!!"

Bruticus says:

Hot Rod: "Kup, don't give away our energon!"
Kup: "It's not energon, lad."
Hot Rod: "Then what is it?"
Kup: "I stole one of Arcee's tampons."

Zeedust says:

Kup: "Someone needs toi help us get into the haunted fortress Galvatron is in."
Sharkticons: "Uh-uh!" "No way!" "Are you CRAZY?" "Haunted fortress? What the SLAG?&q

Alphatron2k3 says:

Kup: Here is a little item from a long time ago and a Galaxy far far away, Got it from a little human said it was a pure and simple weapon. All its good for is a toothpick or a peeling knife. I have a whole box of'em. Come and get them.

HotRod

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Kup,"You know screw it I don't know what it is, and I don't care."

Zu Darkness says:

******The Remake of Transformers the Movie********

Hot Rod: Kup remember the last time you did this what happened to us

Kup: Don't worry offer them an engeron goddy they'll reencypted it.

Hot Rod: This is really getting expen

Galvatron says:

KUP-"Darth Vader...Eat your heart out!"

Shadowskipper says:

Eh, when you get to my age the occasional laxative helps.....

Deaths_Sk8er says:

Kup: I wonder what will happen if I stick this up your ass?
Hotrod: NOOOOOOO...

Anonymous says:

"Wow! Look what came in my box of Cracker Jack!"

Anonymous says:

"May impare your ability to operate heavy machinery." Kup you dickweed ..I'm not even gonna say it.

Anonymous says:

Hot Rod:"You expect us to swallow that thing?"
Kup: "Good news! It's a suppository!" (Futurama)

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

"I don't care if it's a rare gold-foil version or not; I wasn't into Pokemon cards when they were popular, and I'm certainly not into them now."

tf dutchie says:

Kup: Here sharky-boy wanna have a cookie? Hotrod:Throw it away kup....now!

Anonymous says:

kup, Ireally don`t think this is time for that sort of thing...

Anonymous says:

Kup,"I won it in a poker game I have no idea what it is,pretty though ain't it?" Hot Rod,"Kup, its a urinal cake."

TAI says:

KUP:HERE SHAKTICON SHAKTICON SHAKTICON I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU.
HOTROD:SUCKER, THEY FELL FOR THE EXPLODING ENERGON AGAIN FOR THE FITH TIME IN A ROW.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Transformer Theater:Kup and Hot Rod reinact the fameous chum scene from Jaws.

Mike D says:

Kup: Ok Lad,this is the last piece of sharction chow i'll throw it in the air and run while you distract em'!

Hotrod: No Kup,not this time.

Unknown says:

"Hey Jaws, come here"(feeds goodie to sharkticon who promptly explodes)"Now put that in your pipe and smoke it, beastie."

thexfile says:

Kup : look guis im like homer from " the simpsons" ( does the voice ) " hohhhh" ( wants to trow it away like homer ) the rest : " kup NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

thexfile says:

Kup : look hotrod i've got myself this set of ilegal fireworks hey are like a mini atom bomb hihihih anybody want some just 1 euro a peace...?? " ( the rest ) " only 1 euro waw that is cheap gimmi some"

thexfile says:

( for al the old peeps out here you'll know this 1 ) Kup " and do you know what we are going to write withe the magig pan today ?? yes it is the letter A for armada is crap.... and that is up and down and acros.... again that is up and d

Bombshell says:

Kup: Look what Unkie Kup found in your ear, a quarter!
Hot Rod: Oh crap, are we dead.

Starscream NZ says:

this reminds me of the time on Earth where some little humaniod won a gold ticket and got to go to a magical factory......these sharkthingys look friendly enough, i hope they have a interesting factory to explore

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I'm tell'in you open up,and I'll cap your tooth with this.This is gonna make the gold tooth trend look as old as the clock around the neck phase."

Jade says:

Look what happened to my sea monkeys!!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Who wants to lick my ring pop?"

Anonymous says:

Come here. I have candy!

giga-galvatron says:

Kup: Ok pal. Its 20 for a dime and 100 for sack.

Anonymous says:

Kup:Rave Time! Hotrod:O.K. I'm outta here.

Jade says:

I wonder what will happen if I add this to earths water supply?

punycron says:

"I see my swartz isn't nearly as big as yours..."

Anonymous says:

Phone home!

Anonymous says:

Kup -- "I left the meatloaf in the microwave too long!"

Anonymous says:

Alright..I got the glow sticks..let's hit the club!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Kup,"Alright everybody settle down.Yes it's building toward detination,but it does have an off switch,and it is kinda pretty...." Hot Rod,"Uh...Kup could you turn it off now? Kup? Kup?! KUP? KUP!..." BOOOOOOOOO

Maltaltin says:

Best looking twinkie ever

Maltaltin says:

OH so thats where I put the reactor core!

Anonymous says:

It's good to talk.

Anonymous says:

Kup:Oh look! I have some magnesium on fire! And it's blinding my eyes permently!
Hot Rod: AH! My eyes!(Rips off a Sharkticon's arm)
Hot Rod: Ha-Ha! I now have a convenient shield! Now that old **** will be blinded and I will become lea

Anonymous says:

Kup: This reminds me of the time I swiped the last Energon Wookie Cookie from Arcee....

Hot Rod: So that's how that missile got there.

Anonymous says:

Cup: Baweepgrahnaweepninybob!
Hotrod: And to think it actualy works

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Kup treats Hot Rod to his first trip to the Roboboy Bath House & Massage Parlor

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Tonight at 8:00pm on Transformers:Mysteries & Scandels:Kup's darkest moment came when he was busted during an undercover sting operation.Here for the first time is footage of once Autobot hero scalping tickets to an undercover officer(dre

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I tell you lad this is what I like best about New York City,where else are get a world class dinner,a broadway show,and homeless guys beggin for money.Here you go pal.QUICK,Hot Rod kick'em while he's distracted.It's fu

Anonymous says:

Hey guys i got my new rod extention today!

thexfile says:

did you know that kup has the same special finger E.T. had now for the 1st time cought on picture , only kup is angry now and is giving al the outobots this glowing finger

thexfile says:

Kup : oke and that is 1 for you and 1 for you (etc.) , waw this new earth custom you cal halloween is great hotrod .... (to hand)"and how are you suposed to bee ??? waw you are convincing you realy look like galvatron "

thexfile says:

Kup : hey guis anybody want a special kup delux sybertronian peace of blow ?? , i made it myself honest...

Anonymous says:

Kup: Okay, this enrgon goody and the boy, but that's my final offer.

Anonymous says:

Kup: Well look what we found Sharky.
Hot Rod: Jesus Kup, you did you have to give a cavity search just for that lousy piece of energon?
Kup: You can't be too sure these days.

Autobrat says:

Alright I'll try one.

Anonymous says:

Kup: Back in my dad, we didn't have people to sell us cheap-quality food during baseball games. You should consider yourself fortunate, lad. Hotrod: Uhuh. Sure, Kup.

Anonymous says:

I pull this out of my exhaust pipe... Wanta taste?

Anonymous says:

Here eat this and it should clear up the constipation... on a side note, you may want to cut back on eating Hotrod... he'll give ya gas.

Raziel says:

"I dont remember eating that"

Mkall says:

Eat these regularly. They're better than the Subway Diet

Ayleighkay says:

BooYah! Glowing purple light thingy and a Green Toaster!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"This my lad is the newest download of the Metallica song 'Frantic'look carefully record companies I'm SHARING this file with my Sharckticon friend,he is NOT stealing it.I repeat SHARING,not STEALING."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"If you liked the Plenty,your gonna love the Good."

Vector Maximus says:

I need you to turn around and pull down your pants... This might be a little cold.

Anonymous says:

Forgetting the Universal greeting (due to his advanced age), Kup pulls out an Energon glowstick and RAVES! hoping it will distract the Skarkticons.

Jade says:

Seibertron flea market:
How much for the big arm the kid has?

Scantron says:

Kup: That's right, that's right...the first hit's free. No, it's good, c'mon, don't you trust me? You'll love it. Try some, you pansy.
Hot Rod: Word.

Anonymous says:

Ah hey?! thats where I put that damn thing

Anonymous says:

kup: "hey guess what this is!?" rodimus, "I don't know man what is it?" kup, " its QuaaaaaaaaakE!!"

Suzuki says:

KUP: You are getting sleepy, very sleepy . . . Hey kid, I think it’s working! HOT ROD: Zzzz . . .

Anonymous says:

What were those words again? Oh yeah.. "Clattu Veratta, Nikto!"

Deceptiman says:

The Energon Express Platinum! One Ultimate Card You Cant Go Without!

Anonymous says:

No, wait don't eat that. Whoa! You jast ate more acid than anyone I've ever seen eat before!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

1985:Define Energon. A valued substance vital to the continued life of all Transformers.
2004:Define Energon. A very bad product marketing idea that may stop all Transformer life.

tuxedoblurr says:

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

jojo says:

Here, have this. And the boy. Bye!

TheRoMan says:

Kup -"Sharkticon, do you take this energon ring as a symbol of your love for Hot Rod?" Sharkticon-"MMMmmm...I Do?" Kup-"Very well, I now pronounce you Man and Shark...Hot Rod, you may now kiss the Shark.&q

Stormcrow says:

Hey, this came outta me. Whattya think?

Anonymous says:

Gun - 300 energon
Sword - 400 energon
Disruptor Rifle - 500 energon

Getting to kick some Sharkticon butt .... PRICELESS!!!

The Energon Card

Anonymous says:

The Energon Card... It's everywhere you want to be!

Pokejedservo says:

Kup Autobot Veteran, Experienced Soldier, Glowing Bubble Gum Salesman?! Heh it could be worse he could be trying to give them glowing Malt Liquor.

Mike D says:

Kup: Look lad, Do you Know what this is?

Hot Rod: No,Kup What?

Kup: My Boy it is one of my hemmroids.

Hot Rod(whale running off only to be eaten by Sharcticons later.)Hell No

Anonymous says:

The first hit is always free.

Anonymous says:

Okay You Primitive screw heads...This is my "BOOM STICK"!!!

Anonymous says:

"Kup phone home...Be good, El-li-ott!"

Anonymous says:

This reminds me when Europeans came to America and fooled the natives with worthless junk.

Anonymous says:

Wait till Arcee sees what I have bought for Christmas, a superduperglowinthedarkdidildo!!

Mike D says:

Sharcticons: Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Kup: OK OK! I'll give you the f***in energon goody! Damn!

Anonymous says:

Kup: That chili really makes it glow! Look!

Vector Maximus says:

Hey cool!!! If you squeeze 'em hard enough... they're butts light up!

Mike D says:

kup (to sharcticons): You can have the whole box for $200.00. I ripped em' off from a im jamaka.

Hotrod (whispering) Really!

Kup (to Hotrod whispering): Naw,I made em from a mix of Optimis' chili and a Big Mac.

TheRoMan says:

I know its so cool...I didn't even know it came with this Batman Utility Belt I bought at KB Toys. And it even lights up, look!

TheRoMan says:

Hey, kevinus...is Adkins related to Dr. Atkins?

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I'm start'n my own matrix from a kit I bought at KMart.Hot Rod,Sharkticon you guys are gonna start it off.Sacrifice yourselves.Go a head hop to it lads."

Tasins says:

when mud gets dry it becomes dirt....when dirt gets wet it becomes MUD!!!

Triggerbot says:

I sold Saddam his Plutonium-Glow-in-the Dark-Sticks!

autocon says:

Get yur energon churros here! energon churros!

tremor3258 says:

And if you buy now, your energon goody comes with a ginsu knife AND a George Foreman grill! (and it really, really works)

Anonymous says:

kup is so pleased... he actually won the ebay auction for arcee's tampon... mmm smells like someone needs to dusch... butter!

Anonymous says:

Who wants a cookie?

Jade says:

Who wants seiberprunes?

Jade says:

I don't need your stinkin matches!!

Jade says:

Damn! I've had this candy bar in my wallet for so long its radioactive!!!

Anonymous says:

"Great! I steal Prime's wallet for one lousy energon buck???

Anonymous says:

"It's all I got, baby! Is it enough for a hand job???

Anonymous says:

"Energon Lite..now he's living...the High Life."

Anonymous says:

",,,,and, it's on the Adkins list for low carbs!!"

Anonymous says:

Kup holds the Hypnotizer in front of the Packers.."Youuu will lose to the Cardinals...you willl lose to the Cardinals....and Favre you will thow straight to the wrong team on third and goal FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!!"

Anonymous says:

The Cavemanocons tremble when Kup shows them FIRE!

Anonymous says:

"Here! It's Wheelie's brain! Eat it!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Ha noooooo it's not addictive."

Ricochet says:

Kup: Hot Rod look! I found an energon goodie in my box of Electron Trix cerial!

Kup says:

that is the only one i have so don't waist it OK!!!!!...

gLOVES1000 says:

hot rod"we can get away if we give the pot ta these crazy alagator creatures"
kup"or we could just smoke it"

gLOVES1000 says:

this is the funnyest peace of weed ive ever seen

unicrons_hand says:

"baweep grana weep ninny put this in your bong and smoke it"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Give it to the Sharkticon he'll eat anything."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Sorry,we can't all come up with gems like Scooby snacks can we?

Anonymous says:

Energon!!! Come get yer energon while it's still glowing!!

Arkhaon says:

yo....shhht...you there.....wanna buy some stuff....pure energon....makes your head just spin off

Anonymous says:

is that sharkticon moving towards the energon goody or cup's crotch???

TheRoMan says:

"Really, these things are quite usefull. One time in a prison colony on Nimbus 3, I shaved one of these babies down into a knife and shanked a guy. That was the last time he forced me to toss his selenium salad."

Anonymous says:

And its all thanks to my little blue friend...

Shermtron says:

Here kid now go to hell

krukid says:

It's it's......I don't know.

Anonymous says:

The world's smallest light saber

Anonymous says:

"Hey look, it's a prize at the bottom of the Fruit Loops box!"

Anonymous says:

Kup: Ace of energon, i win. Now give me all your energon, and i can rule the universe. Bwahahahahaha. [Kup rips off face to reveal Megatron] Hot rod: oh........

Anonymous says:

Wow lad, these scoobie snacks really are something.

Optimus_Prime007 says:

Its a shame Arcee isn't here she can do a neat trick with one of these

Anonymous says:

"Use this on Arcee and I promise she'll smile for days!" ;)

apex says:

Kup: ha ha little does he know that this is really a explosive. so much for the script writers plans

Anonymous says:

I found it Rodimus, the golden Ticket, now off to wonka's Energon Factory.

little_fly says:

kup: i have a energon goddie for you
na we grana ne wep nini boing?? is that how they say hello ??

CenturionDroid says:

Kup: "Fetch the stick boy! Fetch!" -- Guards: *pant pant*

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

The Transformers:Thanksgiving Special(pictured above)Kup,and Hot Rod reinact the purchase of Manhattan from the savage Indianacons.

Replicator says:

Mommy told me it was good to share...but...it's mine...all mine, hahaha...sorry

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I shall call it a barium swallow."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I BRING YOU FIRE."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"HOLY CRAP!HotRod how high you gotta keep this flame on your lighter I almost burnt my eyebrows off."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I can't help it,every time I see a glow in the dark condom I think of John Ritter." [Skin Deep ref.][RIP John]

Anonymous says:

Hmm.. Well there's nothing in the traning manual on this, but I saw on an earth Televsions program that when an alien crashes on a planet, the first thing to do is to go around anally probing the locals... OK EVENYONE, SINGLE FILE! NO PUSHING,

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I'm gonna eat you Tinkerbell."

Anonymous says:

Kup: "Ok Sharkticon, I've got some enercrack for you, but it'll cost ya." Hot Rod: "Enercrack? I thought it was an energon goodie?" Kup:"Silence boy, I'm trying to deal."

aeleven says:

Will 100 energons get me a hand buff job.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Crap I drew the shortest straw I get to be a Energon remake."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"ENERGON POPSICLES! COME AN GET IT $2.50 A POP!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Look at this I swiped from kid in Smallville it was green then."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"These Listermint strips rock!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Hey lookie here lad your not the only one that can light our darkest hour.Speaking of which lad anything you can do about Armada?"

Dirge says:

Kup pays up for the
robostitute as Hot Rod touches her gigantic hand.

Dirge says:

Glowing Bar: We meet again Kup, although this time I have the advantage

Fangry says:

Behold...the power of cheese.

Anonymous says:

Look, Lad. Look what I found in Arcee's closet. Know what it is? I dunno, but the box it was in said Ultra-Vibe Pleasure 2000 on it. Hmmmmmm.

Zeedust says:

Kup (in E.T. voice): "Ouch..."

Anonymous says:

MMMMMM...Energon (Drool)

Ricochet says:

Kup: See Hot Rod, I am not a cheap bastard like you that saves an energon goodie for later on.

ionacus says:

i am just going to leave this one alone for now. i am gonna keep my head out of the gutter.

Anonymous says:

Kup: Behold, my penis!
Hot Rod: Dear lord! (Runs away for Kup to be eaten by sharkticons)

Bombshell says:

Kup: I know Galvatron's weakness! Delicious Hostess Energon Pies!
Galvatron: Curse you Autobot, I can't resist the flaky cobalt crust and radioactive filling!
Thus, millions of years of civil war ended thanks to Hostess Energon Pies!

Dark Warrior says:

Look I found a piece of metal that is radioactive. Oops :o

USDA Prime says:

Kup: "Whoa. Is my finger glowing?"

Anonymous says:

And for the low price of $19.95, you too can make delicious energon cookies whenever you want!

Ultimate Optimus says:

"Ooooooooo...pretty!" Kup said as he started to drool at the bright, shiny object. Hot Rod just stared at his impending doom.

PlasmaRadio says:

Rodimus: "Dude, look at this giant arm I got! Im armed and dangerous!"

Aernaroth says:

During his mid-life crisis, Kup tried many things to be "hip" again. This photo was taken during the "CyBrTrn KNIGHTS Rave 2005".

Anonymous says:

Look I got an energon cigarette.

galvanostril says:

Kup: thank you for your donations to TBC. we will now play "monty python and the holy grale" sharktakons: BAH-WEEP-GRANA-WEEP-NINNY-BONG

Anonymous says:

Once they consume all the Autobot-given energon goodies, the Sharkticons will soon revolt against the Quintessons

Anonymous says:

Once the Sharkticons consume all the energon goodies given to them by Kup, they will become Kup's slaves

Anonymous says:

Look, guys! I've got food!!! Come and get it!! :)

Anonymous says:

Kup, don't move too much, or that Energon is not the only thing he'll take

Anonymous says:

Kup: "Say, Rodimus? I think I figured out why Daniel's been so jumpy lately. Check out this energy-bar that just fell out of his backpack..." Rodimus: "Oh, great. The Decepticons are trying to corner the energy-bar ma

X-Brawn says:

Kup- Oh great!!! Do I really have to give them my lunch?
Hot Rod- I think you should, Kup. Otherwise the'll make their lunch from us.
Kup- So what?! It's my lunch and I'm gonna fight for it if I have to!

Anonymous says:

KUP(In thought):As long as I say baweepgranaweepninibon, I won't be eliminated in Survivor:Quintessa. Hot Rod's on his own).

sideswipe6520 says:

This is the new wave in cybertronian condoms.

Slappyfrog says:

Aunt Elita's Energon Goodies--you can't have just one!!!

Stormwolf says:

Kup:(in sharkticon language), please spare my life, you can have the boy and this pack of energon if you let me go.

AutobotJazz says:

"Now, you see boy, there was this one time on Beta 12 when I needed a hookerbot. All you do is offer some energon and the babes will be all over you."

Philastine says:

Kup: This has got to be the worlds smallest light saber EVER! Swoosh! Aw what the hell, just eat me!

Anonymous says:

Kup teaches Hot Rod how to proposition Hookercons.

Anonymous says:

Kup: Free beer-ahem, energon for all!

War Hammer says:

Remember rub it in over the rash area once a day !! and dont forget its for external use only !!!

npk says:

Here's a little trick I picked up from a Cajun back on Earth...watch what happens when I throw it at him!

davewelttf says:

Kup: Look! Energon flavored bubble tape
suddenly an arm grabs Hot Hod and then crunching sounds are heard

TheRoMan says:

"I love those spikes on your arms...but the whole Judas Priest look is over ."

Anonymous says:

I got your spark... I got your spark... lick my fender and you can have it and your arm back.

Anonymous says:

And this is what fell out of Hotrod's exhuast five microns ago....

Prime Nova says:

Nows this is a hotrod

Fortress Maximus says:

"now Hot-rod, you don't get your energon dessert until you finish eating the whole arm."
"awwww Kuuuuup..."

Anonymous says:

Nice sharkticon sit... good boy. Now remove your casing or no treat for you... thats a good mech... Whoa Hotrod I have a full on robo chubby.

Anonymous says:

IT'S like a koala-bear CRAPED a rainbow IN my BRAIN!!!

demarcusgd says:

"Hey Hot Rod, I found this in Arcee's purse, why's it buzzing..."

Anonymous says:

Bahwee[ grana" ahh ---- it " lets kick the sharkticons asses sp we can get on the rock the energon we will keep why give it to the

Anonymous says:

Kup: Bahweep granawee-WHOA!!!
Sharkticon:Cut th` crap an` gimmie the Energon goodie,ALRIGHT!

Laserbot says:

Kup "This little light of mine, im gana let it shine, let it shine, let it shine...."
::sharkticon eats the energon:: Kup "Or not haaa!" ::runs::

Anonymous says:

Kup "This little light of mine, im gana let it shine, let it shine, let it shine...." ::sharticon eats the energon::
Kup "Or not haaa!" ::runs::

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Hold on now that I've taken this glow stick out of my mouth what you lookin for my man,X,special k,shrooms,I got it all man.Whoa wait a minute your not a cop are you?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I've done it screw Wrigleys!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"So,then when the last signs of life began to fade I riped this right from Wreck-Gar's chest.You thought I was gonna say Wheelie didn't you? Well Wreck-Gar's just as annoying."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Whoa,look at this lad,looks like your little hot rod fell right off lad."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"O.K. here's your payment now go kill Wheelie." [sorry I'm a moron]

Jade says:

This one time at boot camp we took an energon cube and stuck it....

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"O.K. now here's your payment no go kill Wheelie."

Anonymous says:

If Transformers had Priest, this is what they do to get little boy bots

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Well here's the problem I pulled this out of your rectum."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Hey little boy want some candy?"

Jade says:

Ha Ha I have the glowing ticket!