The Ultimate Caption Contest
Little kid wears Megatron costume
132 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Ted_Spaghetti says:
This is the real life equivalent of a Jewish kid wearing a Hitler costume.
Optimustard says:
Optimus: That's right starscream I want you to visualize And then attack, visualize and then attack.
Starscream: megatron you're drinking the wrong water, momma's right and you're wrong. Reeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Optimus: way to go starscream you got your manhoo
Rex Prime says:
Kid with squeaky voice: all hail megatron..all hail megatron.
a random person: why are you even saying this?
Kid: the deceptions payed me well
#Sideways# says:
We shall be forever amazed at the time it took the people of Earth to make Decepticon costumes.
ACStarscream says:
For sale on Ebay: Authentic G1 Megatron costume for child. Near-mint condition. Missing mask and gloves. Used once. Asking for $1,000 US. Kid not included [thankfully].
Swerve says:
Kid: Why's everyone looking at me weird? The big freak show is the 2 women next to me that apparently have never been outside before.
nausiated says:
A young George W. Bush pays tribute to his idol.
Megatron: "If imitation is the best form of flattery, I'd be really interested in what this kid can do."
George Sr.: "Don't worry there, ah, Megatron, read my lips when I say,
medleystudios72 says:
This poor guy went in the wrong door and instead of getting in line for Botcon, he stumbled upon the Republican National Convention.
darth_paul says:
His days as Autobot Spike came back to haunt him as his son was born as Decepticon Daniel!
Octocon says:
Megatron: "the flesh creatures a buying our disguises! DECEPTICONS attack!"
Tiedye says:
(MEGATRON)- And the winner for the Transformer costume contest isss Daniel for his Megatron costume."
(CROWD)- "GROAN." "What a ripoff!
(Daniel)-"YAY!"
(OPTAMIST)- "I knew we shouldn't have let Megatrom judge th
Roadshadow says:
Kid: Durr, I like being Megatron...
Poor Johnny didn't realize that Optimus mistook him for the real Megatron...and shot the boy.
Pokejedservo says:
Ah yes the Transformers, even back then they had the dangers of cosplayers in the past as well.
Zeedust says:
As if there wasn't enough wrong with this picture, that kid's arms are WAY too long...
Long arms and a yellow flag... Those really ought to be the lyrics to something. They're not, of course, but they should be.
Raiden Gundam says:
Mom, how am i suppose to censor this guy's unzipped pants without him knowing my face when you haven't bought me my helmet?!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
I AM IRROOOONMMMMAANNNNNNNNN
duh,duh, da-nah, na, na, da-nah, na, na, na, na, nah na!
snavej says:
After the trauma of nearly dying on Lookout Mountain, Daniel went to a dark place of the soul.
snavej says:
Mother: Why are you crying, Daniel? We just got you that badass, expensive Megatron costume!
Daniel: Waaaaa! All the other kids are making fun of me because I haven't had the Galvatron upgrade! It's so unfair!
Dad: Sheesh, what will he
ryto says:
Megatron: I shall provide you have a new body, and new parents to command.
Little kid: AND?!
Megatron: And this yellow flag.
Little kid: I accept your terms, I ACCCCEEEPPPPTTTT!!!
Thanatos Prime says:
In other news, a boy was vaporized today when he dressed like the Decepticon Megatron and started to yell about his lack of brains and how scared he was of the Autobots. A man dressed as a skull-faced samurai was taken into custody, refusing to remove his
snavej says:
Daniel's elaborate plan to cop a feel.
'Just lean forward six inches, baby - touch my barrel!'
snavej says:
Megatron watched the Austin Powers trilogy and thought that the 'Mini Me' concept was a winner. It didn't quite go according to plan.
Death-Ray Charles says:
He's looking for the kid in the Optimus Prime costume so they could battle do the death...or bedtime
Vampire Hunter says:
Prime: Dear Primus! Its a human Megatron clone!! *starts shooting at the kid*
Brakethrough says:
Support for the Live-action Transformers film dwindles when leaked information confirms Warwick Davis appearing as Megatron.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Johnny clearly was setting himself up for a life time of shot down dates.
Donza says:
Little Johnny thought that he would get through the big brother auditions and into the house if he looked crazy enough!
Instead the authorities whisked him away on suspicion of treason.
When they dragged him away kicking and screaming, he dropped his l
demarcusgd says:
The New Main villain of the upcoming Transformers show set YET AGAIN in an alternate reality. This vile foe combines classic G1 villain Megatron with Hasbro's need to litter Transformer shows with annoying little kid characters. Behold the yellow fl
Road Turtle says:
A clip from next season's New Battlestar Galactica.....Helo notices an oddly familiar little child....Helo, " Why dose that child look part Cylon? No, that couldn't be....Our baby's alive! SHARON! Our Baby Lives!"
leader-desslock says:
When I grow up, I will date Ann Lewis, drive a 6000 SUX, and have a pet ED209.
trailbreaker says:
See the girl in the pink dress? The kid is trying to grab her boobs....
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Harold I'm worried about Jimmy look what he's wearing."
"Hey it's better than that Hitler costume he wore last Halloween!"
Latavia says:
Kid: SSSTTTAAARR SSSCCCRRREEEAAAMMM!
Producer:next!
Audtions for the Transfomers movie.
snavej says:
Kid: Now who's the man, Stewie (the megalomaniac infant from Family Guy)?! Huh? Huh?!
snavej says:
Kid (sings): GIMME GIMME WORLD DOMINATION!
Dad (mutters): Shouldn't have let him listen to that old Ash CD.
Vampire Hunter says:
Kid: All right Megatron WOOOOO!!!
Megatron:...I don't even kn- BY PRIMUS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING!!!
ninjabot says:
Prime: I knew AlitaOne was cheating on me, she tried to make me believe this was my son, no wonder Meagatron laughed in my face last time we fought!!!!
Unknown says:
Junior: I want to make you proud of me daddy!
Megatron: I want to be a good father to you.
Fast Tracks: But i thought I was your only son?!!
(refer to the picture of all the clones)
Brakethrough says:
The child, whose identity will remain protected, died almost instantly as the "mass-shift" effect crushed all of his vital organs before he succesfully turned into a small pistol.
shadow minicon says:
Little kid: Well i'm not perfett but at leat i will inherit the decepticon throne after my daddy is gone!
Megatron: Why do i have such an impulsive son?
Prime: He just can't wait to grow up and be like you.
Megatron*Anime anger mark* Y
dabattousai says:
I could have sword this was Botcon, but everyone are in business suits....Where am I?
proximus says:
"And i would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids...!"
Unknown says:
Megatron in disguise: If I stab this guy on my left in the nads with this flag pole, I can cop-a-feel on this woman on my right. (evil laugh)
I like my new Earthly disguie.
cor2879 says:
In other news, Haley Joel Osment has been cast to play the role of Megatron in Dreamworks' upcoming film "Transformers"
shadow minicon says:
Little kid: Thist is the best halloween costume ever, i look so much like my favourite bad guy!
Optimus: The only thing missing is the mask.
Hotrod: But who would want to have megatrons head for a mask.
Megatron:*off screen* I heard that! * Yell
shadow minicon says:
Little Kid: Hey megatron look at me i'm a better you!
Megatron: But i'm taller and better looking.
Thanatos Prime says:
One of the Autobots was arrested today for beating the living slag out of a poor kid. The Autobot had this to say...
Jazz: "How the hell was I supposed to know that wasn't Megatron? What kind of stupid turkey dresses like the bad guy?"
Thanatos Prime says:
The very first pretender shell Megatron tried himself...
Megs: Success! No autobot will know it's me!
Acelister says:
When the Autobots developed Megatron Seeking Missiles, the Decepticon's took drastic measures.
Soulstorm says:
kid: Hurray! Autobots hurray!
Op: Oh no! a little undercover deception agent! Autobots, attack!!!
RATTAATATATATATATATATAATTTATATATATATA!!!!!!!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Woman,"Harold! What have you done to Jimmy? All you said was you were having him circumcized! This doesn't look like a circumcision! "
grimlock2000 says:
Little Boy: Hey everybody, I'm Megatron, the big, fat jerk
Megatron: Thank you, now beat it!
rockgokou says:
I don't wanna grow up... cause baby if I did... I wouldn't be a ToysRUs KID!
First-Aid says:
HURRY HURRY HURRY! STEP RIGHT UP! Come see me as I break every bone in my body as I attempt to change into a Walther P38 pistol just like My hero Megatron!
SilentBlaster says:
Little kid: Hooray for Magetran!
Megatron: ITS MEGATRON YOU LITTLE FLESH BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blaster_6267 says:
Little Kid: Megatron is the coolest...YEA
2nd Little Kid Dressed as Prime: FU...*pulls out laser rifle and fires*
First-Aid says:
Hasbro's prototype for the Headmaster originally planned a human head on a transformers body, but no one could agree on what gender to make Bumblebee so they scratched it...
MechaRaptor says:
MegaKid:Prime,I shall destroy you with my mighty............YELLOW FLAG!?
And my army of.........HEADLESS DUMMYS WITH CRAPPY CLOTHES!?
Uhm Prime...........Could you come back later,like when i'm in my puberty or so......?
Judynator says:
Little Kid: I'm Megatron! I'm the king!
Mega: Shut up, little f*cking! I"m Megatron! The N°1!
Vectorshot says:
Hey c'mon down here!!! I know you see me! You can't deny it! Even the other Decepticon's can see it!. Don't you remember the victory bash you through after taking over the Autobots moon base twelve years ago? There was a young girl the
New Omen says:
muhahahahahahaha soon, after years of playing the HMW ill have enough exp and energon to buy the fusion cannon that goes with this costume.
New Omen says:
And now ladies and gentlemen, for your amazement, my assistant in the pink dress will now pull my crounch trigger!!!......
Roadshadow says:
Megatron: JUNIOR!?
Megatron Jr.: Hiya dad!
Megatron: Damn. I knew having sex with a female fleshbag was a BAD idea...
RPG says:
"I gaurantee that i MEGATRON will take over the world! Don't let my size fool you for i will make you weak at the knees by kicking your shins and slapping you repeatedly with this flag!"
Bed Bugs says:
Little Boy: I couldn't decide whether or not to be Galvatron or Megatron, so I compromised.
MechaRaptor says:
Megatron:I shall call him...............Mini-Me!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Mini-me:I should have stayed with mom.....
cybertron7 says:
BILLY WENT ON TO LEAD A NORMAL LIFE. HE GREW UP AND BECAME AN ACTOR....IN SUCH MEMORABLE ROLES AS THE TIN MAN IN 'THE WIZARD OF OZ'...AND THE LEAD IN 'I ROBOT 2'.....
cybertron7 says:
WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. YOU LIFE AS IT HAS BEEN IS OVER. YOUR CULTURE AND CIVILIZATION WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.....
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Spikatron," BEHOLD! On my left a dad's crotch, and to my right mom's righteous rack!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
This is what resulted in the unholy drunken one night stand from Megatron, and Spike.
Spikatron.
THOR THE GOD says:
hey,every body. I am dressed like my two favorite role models. MEGATRON and HITLER
