The Ultimate Caption Contest
Longrack sprawls out in living quarters
79 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Optimum Supreme says:
In the year one million and a half,
transformerkind is enslaved by giraffe
Dragonoth says:
Lonrack: My secret advantage is that my legs are made of titanium girders. When the Predacons try to break them, I will kick them senseless!
Zeedust says:
Longrack takes a good, hard look at what he transforms into, and decides to go on strike until they make him a steamshovel and give him a Cyber Key.
Air Dawg says:
Ironhide: (watching an episode of Transformers HeadMasters) What is this? This isn't a Transformers episode.
Roadshadow says:
Longrack: Cool, I'm hovering!
Little does he know, Stampy is invisible and holding Longrack long enough to punch his nutsacks...
galvanostril says:
bluestreak: what the crap kinda name is longrack anyways!?
slingshot: BEHOLD THE GRILL!
Minicle says:
Longrack: We're walking in the airrrrrr... We're floating in the moooooonlit skyyyy...
Break: Boss! Longracks been at the brass polish again.!
Starbeam says:
Longrack: "Aaaahhh! Starscream's ghost! Starscream's gh… Oh, just a dream."
Road Turtle says:
"I'm a Giraffe! A savage, ferocious leaf eating Giraffe! How am I suppose to fight Decepticons with this form? Do any of them turn into Shrubs?!"
Kevinus Prime says:
After ToysRUs cancelled the reissues, Optimus kidnapped Geoffrey and had him stuffed.
Kevinus Prime says:
Transformers: Ice Capades was sadly cancelled after Longrack bowled over Miss Marple's kindergarten class.
Acelister says:
A rare picture of Longrack working out to his Jane Fonda Workout tape at quadruple speed.
Acelister says:
Longrack was suprised when he won an award at the Seibertron first Caption Contest Awards. Until he learnt it was for the Worst Caption Ever catagory...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Longrack stayed in this position for days after his rectal exam.
Acelister says:
Longrack: "Look ma! I'm roadkill! Haw haw haw!"
Longrack went screwy after watching The Mask.
DeltaSeeker says:
The Maximals design a character balloon for Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Acelister says:
Seconds after Longrack discovered the secret of ho the Decepticon's flew, he crashed into a wall...
Acelister says:
After being filled of air with a bicycle pump, Longrack had a Loony Toon reaction when he breathed out...
Acelister says:
Last Christmas' production of Peter Pan. Look closely and you can see the strings...
Ravage XK says:
One swift kick up the backside and watch the giraffe fly out the airlock.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Longrack does his impression of a scared Scooby Doo.
Not half bad either.
Ravage XK says:
Prime: " I said no playing with that flippin Giraffe Kite indoors. Take it outside or I'll take it off you"
Bumblebee: " I cant help it, the strings snapped!"
overdrive says:
somwhere deep in the jungle timon and pumba are looking at a giant robot and wodering "why?!?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Longrack was determined to make the cheerleading squad this year.
1337W422102 says:
I won the Caption Contest and all I got was this stupid stuffed giraffe.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Longrack,"FAME! I wanna live forever,people will see me and cry!"
Jaw Crusher says:
Badly-mistitled Caption Contest image, or public service ad for Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome Awareness Week? You make the call.
-Ry- says:
Big Convoy made it a specific order that all Maximals do yoga in the morning. Now Longrack finds himself in an awkawrd situation when he took the position to far.
Acelister says:
Crazy Jamal: Now, from Crazy Jamal's Discount Autobot Busts, you can get real animal hide! Call now for a discount when you quote 'Bargain'!"
Zeedust says:
In an alternate universe, Optimus Primal finds out the hard way that the Axalon's scanners have a cruel sense of humor.
Acelister says:
*Hot Rod leaves the room*
Hot Rod: "Kup, I swear its not what it looked like!"
Godfather Bluto says:
now rember children, when you play rock 'n' roll, this is how you will look every morning. A speech from the '50s.
Mikemann says:
LR:Look at me, I'm flying!
Woody(Toy Story): Thats just falling with style.
Marv says:
What would've happened to Grapple, had the Ark been equipped with an Infinite Improbability Drive...
Ravage XK says:
When the four leg splits were taken off the doctors realised thay had made a terrible mistake.
Ravage XK says:
Longrack mistook the floor for a swimming pool.
"CANNONBAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL"
Exulted Unicron says:
When Prime ordered a Leopard Skin rug from a eBay, this isn't quite what he had in mind
Ravage XK says:
(Out of shot) Cliffjumper:
"That the new giraffe skin you bought is simply to big to fit in your room."
(also out of shot ) Bumblebee:
" Medium my ass! Give me that phone, I'm gonna give QVC a piece of my mind!!"
LoserBroadside says:
One day Gregor Samsa awoke to discover that he had been turned into a giant giraf.
