snavej says:
Bumblebee: Would someone please redesign me? I've looked like this for seven whole weeks! That's far too long!
DeltaSilver88 says:
Yellow: Uh, why is Optimus climbing the Iacon Tower and making monkey noises?
Background: Movie night. Watched King Kong, plus he's drunk as a cyberfish.
ThunderThruster says:
Bumper: "No! I'm the real Bumblebee"
Mainframe: "On 3 grab him, then sedate him."
ksol71339 says:
BUMBLEBEE:. " LORD OPTIMUS, It appears that STARSCREAM had RESSERECTED from the DEAD! "
THE CROWD:. " I DON'T BELIEVE IT & WITH DILDO CANNONS! "
THE PURPLE AUTOBOT:. " OH S--T, HERE'S GOES THE PLANET! "
BG the Robit says:
Bumblebee: We... just walked in... on Optimus having sex.
*the others nod*
Optimus: Oh, hey guys!
Acceleracers7 says:
"I don't believe it! Spike finally managed to climb up the ladder!"
snavej says:
Bumblebee: Anyone who calls us nonentities will be mercilessly pummelled with my HANDBAG!
snavej says:
They wanna make another 12 MOVIES???!!! Let's get outta here! The Pegasus Galaxy is a good place to hide.
snavej says:
You know, we really need better architects. Look at all the weird skyscrapers around here!
snavej says:
You mean to say they've been making a children's TV show about us all this time? Bring me Lawyertron 7000, quickly!
Road Turtle says:
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's-It's...UNICRON!!!
snavej says:
Possibly Bumblebee: There's another caption competition picture up ahead and it looks better than this one.
Possibly Mainframe: Damn, WTF Sari, clean that finger or we'll have to destroy it!
snavej says:
The city was under unexpected attack by Metroplex's giant boner. No one had made a plan for this contingency.
snavej says:
What do you mean 'There's no such thing as energon ice cream'? We're overheated and cranky. We might start throwing stuff at your van, dude! No, we don't want any frozen 'urine' either!
snavej says:
No one knew who they were, so they were all horribly killed by a gigantic rampaging hatstand.
KirbyForce1 says:
Orange fella: "A new caption contest finally? What took you so long?"
Guy who looks like Gears though may not actually be Gears: "I dunno, but I REALLY wish this site would stop logging me out even though I always click 'log me in automatically on ever
Evil Eye says:
The Autobots look on in shock as the caption contest pic is finally changed.
OptimalOptimus2 says:
My name is Mainframe. Behind me are my wives. The guy in front is a wannabe gigolo.
killionare357 says:
Oh my god! New repaints for Slingshot and Wildrider? Why no new molds!?
MarkNL says:
Back our reporter on Cybertron: "Yes, it's quite a chaos here. There have been riots all over Cybertron because there were no caption contest pictures anymore."
Shuttershock says:
It's a fair to partly purple day in Iacon, Chip. More news as the weather breaks.
Ravage XK says:
No, no I don't like this. Put the old picture back please. The site seems wrong with out Prime and that ladder.
Bumblevivisector says:
3 FEMBOTS IN BACKGROUND: "NO, we are NOT doing a strip show to give your animators 'inspiration' for BlackArachnia's CG model!"
MAINFRAME: "No, I'm not THAT Mainframe..."
Beyonder says:
The Autobots are SHOCKED that Seibertron actually slagging CHANGED the caption pic!!! Impossible!!!! I want my Spike-climbing-up-the ladder back!!!
Bumblevivisector says:
"They changed the pic for the first time in over a solar cycle?!?!?! What the..."