Once upon a time, there was a Scraplet that was SO UGLY, that everybody died. The end.
Furão: Why do I feel like I'm in a Dreamwave Comic?
Optimus: FEAR NOT, CITIZEN! I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THIS...THIS, UH, LADDER-Y FIEND! Spike: Optimus, I've BEEN HERE FOR TWO YEARS. STOP MESSING AROUND AND LET GO OF ME.
"So then I sez, I sez--" "Optimus, I can't feel my arms."