The Ultimate Caption Contest
Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station
92 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
ultraprime0914 says:
Prime: how long do we have to stand like this for?
Megs:16 hours
Prime: crap
gogleman374 says:
Megs: You Shall Fall prime Ha Ha ha!
Cops: Look that megatron dosent Have An orange saftey tip! GET Him.
Megs: Noooo!
Kamakaze Thrower says:
Sadly, these are the best looking cosplaying costumes in the world.
crypto199 says:
Megatron- Prime! I didn't give Reflector permission to work with the Humans!
Prime: Don't move, they can't see you if you don't move.
Megatron- can I shoot them?
Prime: NO! They have the Matrix!
Megatron- Thats a Coffie Mug
Prime:
Draego says:
Megatron: "Prime, we've been spotted."
Prime: "shut up, at least people won't laugh at your size when you transform. ever seen a truck as small as me?"
Megatron: *laughs under his breath*
Draego says:
Megatron: "Prime, we've been spotted."
Prime: "shut up, at least people won't laugh at your size when you transform. ever seen a truck as small as me?"
Megatron: *s------s*
Suzuki says:
Due to budget cuts, the next Botcon will only have two staff members on security detail...
galvanostril says:
my god the suits are so crappy... they're falling appart before our very eyes!
galvanostril says:
megatron: prime look! it's a grey!
grey: m'name is davis!
prime:thats it davis! NOBODY TOUCHES SOCK-BABY!
(see www.sockbaby.com NOW)
galvanostril says:
louden noxious: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! THE TRANSFORMERS VERSUS DOCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOR KEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBB-buh!
(see www.kaiju.com NOW!)
Hogwarts says:
its a caption, which means a few words, not a whole essay like. guys cop on!
Acelister says:
Megatron: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
Optimus: "I told you not to kill anyone!"
Megatron: "At least now I'm warning them first!"
Acelister says:
In Metro City, Detroit, a sucessor to ED-209 was needed. These are 2 designs...
Dead Matrix says:
prime:It was nice of those Power Rangers to loan us these costumes
megatron:oh crud...i have got to take the BIGGEST crap in the world
prime:stop it, he-ho, your makin me laugh.....
Dead Matrix says:
Megatron:i'm gonna kill that camera man he's staring at me....
prime:oh be good, you did that last time at disney world
megatron:oh ya..that was funny ha-he
A'Arab Zaraq says:
Optimus "With Enough Cardboard Koji, Anything is Possible, never forget that.."
fltadmdavisyuy says:
M:I can't believe we're stuck babysitting while Rodimus & Arcee go out.
O:I know, you'ld think he'ld show some respect to his elders. We get no respect, no respect.
Kevinus Prime says:
"Hey, Megatron? You know what really sucks, is my gun is so long I can't hold it far enough away to shoot myself."
Kevinus Prime says:
Due to the flies around the Spam-mobile, the organizers called in Cybertron Pest Control.
Kevinus Prime says:
"Hey, Optimus! Using my laser sight, I can see into the girls bathroom!"
Kevinus Prime says:
Meg:"Know what's worse than making minimum wag for this gig?"
Op: "No, what?"
Meg: "Guys using my hip panels to open their beers."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Megatron,"Look Prim over there! That leggy blonde model in the pink bikini she's give'n me the look."
Op,"What her? Man she's looking through you to get a better look at me."
Megatron,"No way man she's lo
AirFlare says:
Prime: "You just smashed your Vibe into my trailor"
Megatron: "I was trying to kill you, Prime"
Prime: "Well, I have some good news and some bad news"
Megatron: "What's the bad news?"
Prime: "You didn&
AirFlare says:
Megatron: "I can't believe that after our many encounters, it comes down to this"
Prime: "I didn't know you used the same online dating chatroom"
Megatron: "Who knew you were "Sextimus Prime"?!"
P
Acelister says:
Megatron: "We are here from Crazy Jamal's Autobot Busts to tell you..."
Optimus: "... About a great offer right now! Buy any 500 busts and..."
Megatron: "... get this FREE Skoda, as shown behind us!"
Optimus: "
Acelister says:
Optimus: "Whoever ordered the Transformer-a-Gram better own up now, otherwise Megatron will start blasting..."
Jackrabbit says:
O: Hey Megatron! Say hello to my date, Stacytron. She's a Pontiac Vibe. And what does your date transform into?
M: Oh, Frenchtickler? She transforms into... well... lets just say, she transforms well.
Jackrabbit says:
Megatron... don't do this. It's over... I've moved on and so should you. Just get in your car and leave... before Bumblebee wakes up. I don't want to see you two fight.
ejabba says:
Prime: So this is what the inside of Unicron looks like? Megratron: No fool this is Unicron's birthday party I told you this before. Now don't spoil this prime.
Minicle says:
The recently discovered costumes of the abandoned Doctor Who/Transformers crossover.
Thermo-man says:
Megatron:hey Prime why are we here again?
Optimus:i dont remember why,but try to blow anyone or anything up thus time.
Chromia says:
After the Great War ended and Ultra Magnus took over Cybertron, Prime and Megatron were forced to earn thier living in a more, undignified manner....
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Strangely enough Optimus,and Megatrons 'special' brothers Mongtimus Prime,and Retardatron were bestest friends!
AirFlare says:
B-Boy Optimus and B-Boy Megatron are here for breakdancing competition. Mass popping and locking and doing the robot will be graded.
Optimus and Megatron: "Prepare to get served!"
AirFlare says:
Announcer: "Behold, a preview of the upcoming live action Tranformers movie!"
Audience: ".........Dreamworks my ass...."
Massdestruction says:
With the success of the TV cartoons, toys, video games, comics and movies; it was determined that Transformers should expand into other areas of entertainment.
Behold:
TRANSFORMERS: The Broadway Musical
or TF:TBM for short
Sun Runner says:
The ensuing brawl with the nearby Trekkies who tried to take the Auditorium for there Star Trek convention resulted in many casualities for both the Decepticons and the Klingon Empire.
Zeedust says:
I feel sorry for the guys in these outfits, if only because it looks like thses costumes have typical G1 articulation. I can forsee them falling down a lot when they try to walk.
Massdestruction says:
Hastak brainstorms a new Transformers line:
"How about Pretenders?"
"Brilliant!... wait, no... Hasn't it been done"
"But how about this, Pretenders with a twist; robots on the outside, humans on the inside"
Massdestruction says:
It was leaked prototype photos like these that sank the never released World's Largest Transformers (WLT) toy line.
jaster701 says:
"Aww! Crap i forgot to go to the bathroom before i put this get up on."
"i'm more concerned about getting back into the car"
Pokejedservo says:
There was a reason why there was enver any live action Transformers in the 80's...
Kevinus Prime says:
"Hey, Megs, it's the FBI. Apparently you've been shining the laser sight at airplanes again."
Kevinus Prime says:
"You think WE'RE embarrasing? Wait til I call the dog! Here, RAVAGE!"
Jaw Crusher says:
'Optimus': "But I AM Optimus Prime! And this is my arch-nemesis Megatron!"
Turbo: "Yeah, yeah, pal! And I suppose Optimus Prime ALWAYS had a picture of Tony the Tiger inside his left leg! Man, what a couple of oddballs...right
New Omen says:
Optimus Prime and Megatron joined the traffic police after retirement from showbiz. Here Megatron shows off his new speed camera/blaster cannon while he and optimus pose in front of impounded cars for the local papers.
Massdestruction says:
In the latest X-Men/Transformers crossover: Mojo turns Optimus and Megatron into the TF-BABIES.
buddhaquest says:
This picture was shown to Michael Bay recently. His response - "Star Wars robots are neato".
Death Gunner says:
OP:So why did you make me bring my new car when I could of just transformed?
Megatron: Listen Prime, I only ride you at night when they've all gone to bed, now get in there. My metalic clingfill is peeling.
Amazon_Flarescythe says:
megs:that's the last time i let u drive prime. you're blind in both vehicle and robot mode.
OP:SHHH!!not so loud, it's bad enough the humans know we're a couple.
megs:and whose fault was that?
saiyan_prime says:
Bystander: "Wow, Optimus Prime and Megatron.....Boy, you two really let yourselves go"
Megatron: "Silence, fleshling"
Acelister says:
Megatron: "My Giganto-ray was a success!"
Optimus: "Wern't you supposed to use it on yourself? And NOT everything else?"
Megatron: "Details..."
Acelister says:
Megatron: "Why didn't you base your costume on Pat Lee's drawings too?"
Optimus: "Then the front would have been too heavy! I'm not blonde, under here!"
Acelister says:
Megatron: "You just crashed into my BRAND NEW CAR!"
Optimus: "Calm down dear, it's just a commercial..."
Megatron: "Oh, hi mum!"
Acelister says:
"Okay, that explains why you were in the car, Optimus... But why did you crash through the wall?"
Optimus: "Well that's a long story... That Megatron can tell."
Megatron: "What?! Uhh, oh yes... Well once, many centuries
Exulted Unicron says:
Casting call for the movie began with a rather big disappointment
Acelister says:
Megatron: "Does my skidplate look big in this?"
Optimus: "The correct answer is 'no'. He has a big gun..."
Acelister says:
Megatron: "Give us the prize!"
Human: "This isn't a contest! It's a car dealership!"
Optimus: "... I told you I should have driven..."
Acelister says:
Optimus: "Told you we'd win."
Megatron: "I still say we should have dressed up..."
Acelister says:
Megatron: "You! With the camera! We are NOT here. Turn away now, nothing to see..."
megatron 2005 says:
casting? is this casting?
we're here for casting for the live action movie. no, really.
doppelgänger says:
Maybe I can’t transform into a truck, but I still can transform into a tool...
*makes transforming sound*
Gamacon says:
Megatron:Mines bigger. Optimus:Nu uh mine is. Megatron:Well, my gun could blow your gun up. Optimus:Well, my gun is all black and cool. Megatron:Well my gun is shiny. Optimus:Well, i'm a good guy so I win anyway.
Starbeam says:
Light Side or Dark…I mean, Autobot or Decepticon? Which do you want to be when you grow up, kids?
