The Ultimate Caption Contest
Megatron versus Sideswipe
97 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
BG the Robit says:
Sideswipe: Ah, just missed your nuts!
Megatron: Your loss, I just peed on you!
Revenge of Bruticus says:
"With almighty Primus as my witness, I'll never go hungry again"
Silver Snake says:
Optimus Prime: So, after that little escapade, we have learned something very valuable, haven't we, Sideswipe?
Sideswipe: Yes, Prime. *turns to audience* Remember kids: if someone tries to touch you in somewhere you feel uncomfortable, that's no good.
peacethroughtyranny says:
Sideswipe: Megatron you are going to Pay for the crimes you..WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU O-MAGOD GET OF ME I'M ONLY 13!!!!!
Tripredacus says:
After a heated debate with Megatron, Sideswipe learned he could indeed turn into an ultra-compact car.
G1 Legacy says:
(In Frank Welkers 80's Voice-over fashion) "This is my gun-mode and this is my GUN, with this I kill people, and with THIS I have fun! Now where is that pompous brother of your?!"
ansonmedina says:
MEGATRON: oooh, ohhh, It's comming! Faster and harder you idiot autobot!
SIDESWIPE: Geez, Its too big I can't handle anymore (gulping)
MEGATRON: Aaaah! That's better! Now die!
Evil Eye says:
For crying out loud, Sideswipe, do you have any idea how many rude captions this scene will spawn?
maroyasha says:
Megatron: Piledriver!!!
Sideswipe: Get the heck off of me! You can't even lift me!!
Megatron: Watch me!!
Heckfire says:
...and the brains of a million slash-ficcers worldwide suddenly popped like zits.
Nickolai says:
Megatron: AGHAST! I incorrectly assumed I had the physical strength to lift this red,black and white colored piece of oddly situated scrap metal. By the Fallen, not only was I mistaken but I seem to have ruptured one of my gyro-servs. What a bother!
Rebirth Megatron says:
Megatron: Alright Sideswipe, try your Gun fu on me if you dare and see if it is more effective than your jet judOOOH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?
trailbreaker says:
trailbreaker says:
Megatron -- "Why is the grass so tall? It needs to be mowed!"
(It's the only PG-13 thing I can think of)
Dragonoth says:
Always one for fighting dirty, Sideswipe secretly installed retractable mecha-fangs.
Road Turtle says:
Sideswipe, "Hey, what's this? It looks like a gun trigger! Let's pull it!"
Megatron, "Aarrraagh!"
Swerve says:
Sideswipe: What on Cybertron did I do to ---- the animators off? They keep drawing me in these horribly compromising situations.
Swerve says:
Megatron: You know what, just forget it. It... it just isn't interfacing correctly.
Zeedust says:
And that's when they realized Headmasters needed to be smaller than the Transformers they attached to.
Autobotspitfire says:
Megatron: "i need a cigaretteâ€
Sideswipe: “will you call?â€
Megatron: “you still here?â€
texan_eagle_scout says:
I can't quit you!
(Megatron reveals his acting skills in "Brokeback Cybertron")
First-Aid says:
Megatron does his best Micahel Strahan impersonation while Sideswipe is obviously a Houston Texans offensive lineman...
Stormrider says:
Megatron: I hate pooping out Transformers. I'm glad I that I didn't eat his brother as well...
White_Noise says:
Megatron: "I shouldn't have chugged that 12 gallons of Red Bull and energon...."
White_Noise says:
Optimus in background: "Get out of there Sideswipe, Megatron's going to blow!"
Sideswipe: "Umm.... yes.... megatron"
Roux says:
Sideswipe and Megatron: "POWERLINX to form Powerlink Megatron!"
Sideswipe: "When can I be on top again?"
Megatron: "When you pay for the dinner and movie!"
snavej says:
Megatron: Damn you, Autobot! You didn't have to fart right now!
Sideswipe: Yes I did! I had a bet with the others!
snavej says:
Megatron: You realise, Autobot, that this stunt will earn you some severe beatings!
Sideswipe: I'm more worried about where half my body has gone!
snavej says:
Megatron: It's not what it looks like!
Sideswipe: I'm not what I look like, either!
Deadpool. says:
Megatron: "Optimus, help me!!"
Prime: "Alright... Sideswipe, retreat!..... Sideswipe?"
Megatron: "Ahahahahaha!!!! Stop -Ahahaha!! Prime, ask -ahaha- Sideswipe to -ahahaha- stop tickling -ahahaha- me!!!"
DeceptiGojira says:
You hear that Megatron? that's the sound of the scream of millions of people that went blind seeing you having a blowjob, I hope your happy, bastard!
Decepticon Spike says:
Megatron: It's a pity you Autobots die so...wait, what are you doing...I didn't say stop.
xxaMaxx says:
We stay in our Robot Modes. It's better that way.
Announcer: Thanks for watching this installment of "All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder: Reenacted by the Transformers." Stay tuned for more after the break!!
megatrina says:
Megatron: No! I don’t want to go on the hay ride! I want to see the arts and crafts booth!
Prime (off-screen): Come on, Megatron, it’s a glorious fall day. We’re all going to ride out to the pumpkin patch and—
Megatron: I hate the pumpkin patch!
Blaster_Prime says:
In line with the obscure Transformers Liscenced products for the movie "DUCK HUNT: Transformers Edition." Damn You Megatron!! Stop Laughing, those ducks are fast!!
Condan1993 says:
Megatron: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not another one of these themed pictures
spider_j says:
Sideswipe finally puts to the test Megatron's boast of having b*lls of steel.
P.S. Please delete if it's considered vulgar ....
Aragem23 says:
Alright, Megatron, push, come on push, PUSH!!! He's here! Awwww, a beautiful bouncing mech.
Autobotic9 says:
Sideswipe: You were my brother Megatron, I loved you. Chancellor Starscream is evil!
Megatron: In my view the Autobots are evil!
SS: Then you are blind!
