The Ultimate Caption Contest
Obedient, miscolored Decepticons
107 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Towline says:
"Oh man, ever since Quake, and Krok got "Titan's Return" toys made after them, they never stop by."
Swerve says:
...you put your right arm in
and then you shake it all about.
You do the Decepticon Hokey Pokey
and you turn yourself about...
Ironhide: (spying on Decepticons) Jesus, I'm freaking happy Prime talked me into joining up with the Autobots!
Unknown says:
Mistaken for a Depection The famous new Autobot Copycat was to take out Skywarp and then infrate into a Depection meeting at their secert base. Years of trainning and planning and spent rescourses to imantate Skywarp's voice and movents was for gone
Octocon says:
Octane; "hay soundwave they got my colour right"
Soundwave; "me too" *sythsiser metalic s------*
snavej says:
'The Gnome' by Pink Floyd
I want to tell you a story
'bout a little man if I can.
A gnome named Grimble Gromble.
And little gnomes stay in their homes,
eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.
He wore a scarlet tunic,
a blue-green
snavej says:
The Decepticon Male Voice Choir sings 'Bread of Heaven' (John Hughes, Capel Rhondda), 'Instruments of Destruction' (NRG), 'Sweet Child o' Mine' (Guns'n'Roses) and 'The Gnome' (Pink Floyd).
Soundwav
snavej says:
In unison: Is that the time? We must go! The Happy Days-athon starts in 14 minutes!
Dragonoth says:
Octane: "It's better to be odd than even!"
Soundwave: "Explain."
Octane: "Well, would you rather be number one or number two?"
DeltaSilver88 says:
Green Cons: "Hail Galvatron!"
Third Con: "Hail Galvatron!"
Soundwave: "Hail Galvatron!"
Octane: "...AACHOOOO!"
Road Turtle says:
"We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot...."
Rebirth Megatron says:
Act now and with your purchase of Octane and Soundblaster and you will get the special figures G1 Darkscream, Shockblast and Demolishor. *NOTE not a real offer, these names do not apply to these characters, I just want your money.*
Dragonoth says:
"We pledge allegiance to lord Galvatron, of the united Decepticon empire. And to the new movie, which we hope to have a part in…"
Dragonoth says:
Sunstorm traded his super color scheme for two loyal Shockwave clones. He's not yet sure it was a good bargain.
Dragonoth says:
Galvatron's plan to inspire competence by punishing failure with horrific paint jobs met with mixed results.
snavej says:
Octane tried his best to ignore the tiny ringed planet that was slowly materialising in front of him. Unfortunately for him, it was a parallel version of Unicron and, a few minutes later, it bit him painfully on the crotch plate.
snavej says:
The miscoloured Decepticons didn't bring enough credit to Old MacAdam's Oil House, so they had to pay their bar tab the hard way - through hours of singing, rapping, poetry recitals and political speech-making.
snavej says:
Against the odds, Soundblaster won the singing competition, largely due to his inspired choice of song - the Cylon Army's Anthem [Battlestar Galactica].
cybertron2006 says:
Soundblaster to Skywarp: Do you think Galvatron calls me Soundwave?
Skywarp to Soundblaster: No, Shockwave.
(Soundblaster kicks the living hell outta Skywarp.)
Kevinus Prime says:
"He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day."
Blitzwing the warrior says:
Galvatron: Now then, repeat after me. I AM!
Decepicons: (In unison) I AM!
Galvatron: SOFA KING!
Decepticons: SOFA KING!
Galvatron: WE TODD ED!
Decepticons: WE TODD EDD!
Galvatron: HAHAHA you metal morons!
the purifyer says:
skywarp never looked or felt the same after falling into the sewer system...
RPG says:
"WE REALISE WE LOOK LIKE ----, SIR! AND WE SHALL REMAIN IN A ----LIKE STATE UNTIL WE DEFEAT THE AUTOBOTS AND HUNT THEM DOWN ACCORDINGLY, THUS EARNING OUR COLOURS SIR!"
MEGATRON - "OKAAAAAAY..."
snavej says:
Hopelessly drunk on colour-altering bootleg energon-fizz, the Decepticons (some with double vision at this stage) prepare to go on the 5th panty raid that night, this time in Targetmaster Hall.
snavej says:
Renegade Decepticons pledging their allegiance to Willy Wonka find that there are unexpected physical side effects. Some turn orange or purple. A few even swell up like balloons and have to be taken away for squeezing.
snavej says:
Repeat after me: 'We pledge that we are appearing as one repaint after another in order to give the kids another chance to buy the mold, NOT to give them eye strain and empty pockets'.
Kevinus Prime says:
Dr. Archeville tries unsucessfully to teach the Decepticons to make farting sounds with thier armpits.
Kevinus Prime says:
Octane comes up with the idea of telling Megatron they lost by using interpretive dance.
Zeedust says:
Stupid fratenities, Snavej? When did this become "Cybertronian Lampoon's Maximal House"?
snavej says:
We like dirty blue on fuzzy yellow
We like magenta pants on a strapping fellow
And some of us do not lack
For a luminous pink rack
Oddball Decepticons forever!
Can someone please write some better lyrics?
real_Angel says:
DECEPTICONS!!!
Tell me what time it is and the first 4 with the correct answer will get a repaint!
Repainted_Transformer says:
Galvatron: Saluting doesn't make up for your mishaps at the humans' paint factory!!
Insurgent says:
You see what happens when you let Daniel run around with the spray paint?
Onyx Prime says:
Dammit soundwave! I told you to stop mixing the light loads with the dark loads!
Jackwipe says:
Hi, Ahm Soundwave. This is muh bruther Shockwave and my uther bruther Shockwave.
Wolfhart says:
Galvatron to himself: I don't beleive it! First those blasted seekers keep changing color schemes to mess with me... and now they've got Shockwave doing it, too!! And where'd that other Shockwave come from!?! Urge to kill, rising.
Wolfhart says:
With our new recruits from the other side of the black hole, no one will be able to stand against us!!
(See The Killing Jar from original G1 series)
† Sunstorm says:
soundwave: hey me clock did just stop.octane: hey mine to!.soundwave: who have used the EMP device again?! RUMBLE!
snavej says:
We pledge allegiance to Brad, the Chocolate Popsicle and the United Colours of Bennetton.
Collector Maximus says:
With the rise and fall of the traditional "Boy Band" producers are now looking for something new and different. Seen here are the Decepticon BoyZ practicing dance moves for an upcoming world tour. Their Producer known only as Galvatron says &q
Roadshadow says:
Everyone but Soundwave (In musical tone): Hello, operator, how do you do?
Soundwave: I don't know if I'm on the right side anymore...Musical Mondays suck!
Jetplague says:
OOOOOOOH Caaaaannnnaaaadaaaaa!!!
NO NO NO you nit wits....it's Char! CHAR DAMN YOU!
Pokejedservo says:
Hasbro Executive: Toei how many times have we and Marvel have tried to tell you guys to stop letting your drunks nearby your coloring machines? The show has enough animation errors already!
Toei Executive: Oh give us a break! You guys are lucky that w
Tusko says:
We all woke up after the party with out arms glued to our chests like this. We think it was a wayward kitbasher.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"ALL HAIL GALVATRON!" Shockgreen 1
"ALL HAIL GALVATRON!" Shockgreen 2
"ALL HAIL GALVATRON!" Terdstream
"ALL HAIL GALVATRON!" Soundwave
"ZEG HEIL MEIN FURHUR!" Octane
Soundwave,"Dude. That i
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"5:47pm" Shockgreen 1
"5:47pm" Shockgreen 2
"5:47pm" Terdstream
"5:47pm" Soundwave
"5:47pm" Octane
COOKIE TIME!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Five more hopefuls are eliminated from 'So You Think You Can Dance?'.
koolmostupidfresh says:
HEARTBURN AND INDIGESTION take care of all burning problems with energon
Zeedust says:
"I pledge allegiance to Galvatron, and his mighty fits pf hysteria, and to the empire for which he stands..."
*Homeland security hauls Nemesis Primal away from the keyboard in a box.*
Ultra Primal says:
Megatron: NO! NO! NO! that is not how you do the dance, how are we gonna make to dancing with the cons!? HUH?! you tell me!
dabattousai says:
Galvatron: So we agree, we attack at dawn.
(Switches over to this image)
Soundwave: May I introduce the Nazicons, they were produced in Germany under secret for our squadren, Their code names are Adolf, Eva and Funkytone.
Nazicons: Hiel Hit
First-Aid says:
Hasbro is pleased to announce that the new "Less than Meets the Eye" line pays homage to all the animators screwups over the course of the original G1 series! Line one consists of Powerlinx Octane, Thundercracker Squarepants, and the new Decept
Optimutt says:
I, Octane swear to nibble on my arm...
I, Soundwave, am glad I am still Soundwave...
I Onscream, do make it a point to ream...
We, Nemesis Reflector, will turn into a Giant TV screen like the one behind us...
MechaRaptor says:
'Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And t
DeceptiGojira says:
Galvatron: does anybody know what time it is?
Everyone: its 5:30 pm.
Galvatron: Oh Boy, Cheers on TV.
Shockwave: was this even funny?
Twin Brother: was this even a Joke?
MechaRaptor says:
You have to be precise who you ask the time for at the Decepticons,they all love to tell you.
MechaRaptor says:
Groovy Shockwave Twin 1:'Ever noticed that we can't put our arms on our chest?'
Groovy Shockwave Twin 2:'Just support your large chest with that arm!'
Sun Runner says:
In their darkest hour the Decepticons tried to pull a desperation move. Unfortunately the Gobots proved to be terrible soldiers.
snavej says:
The Decepticons never saw the enormous robot with the square red eyes behind them until it was too late...
snavej says:
Over on the left, Energon Sixshot is quietly pleased with his time machine and slave twin.
The others continue to snort cocaine off their forearms.
cybertron_megatron says:
Soundwave to Octane: Do you know these three?
Octane to Soundwave: I think they're distant relatives of ours.
Soundwave to Octane: Ain't no way I'm related to these weirdos. I mean come on, their colours are so last millenia.
Octan
snavej says:
I don't know but I've been told
Megatron's ass is rusty and old!
We're not coloured very well
You animators can go to hell!
Unknown says:
All though they had the pose down, the Decepticons did not have what it takes to join S.P.D.
On a personal note: Z is hot!
Psychout says:
The Decepticon Male Voice Choir won gold at the Cybertron christmas party
Damolisher says:
Remember, kids, licking toads will make you see Octane and Soundwave saluting Galvatron next to a seeker brought back from the dead, and two Shockwaves coloured like Long Haul, also known as "ShockHauls."
Frobman says:
All Decepticons have to remember Galvatron's birthday (the day he was built) or they can kiss themselves goodbye!
Ratbat says:
With Starscream dead, Bombshell tries his hand at usurping Galvatron's leadership of the Decepticons. He starts by injecting cerebro-shells into the heads of all the Decepticons under Galvatron's command!
