Captions by † Sunstorm

Spike: "im just gonna go and take a leak, be right back"
Hound: "mvuha ha ha, nows my chance to get rid of this pest once and for all, nobody will know what happened, it would be like, a BEAR took him! a BEAR ripped him apart while he was

Spike: "anybody seen white noise?"
BB: "no, so?"
Spike: "cause i can hear prime!"

SIEG HEIL!

GAAARGH! those damn birds and their poo!

what the..DAMN, we have waited in the wrong line! this is the gayclub!

Grimlock: YES! just what i wished for to christmas, decepticon to SLAG
Omega supreme: im CONfused, are those two dropoffs really evil at all?
Kup: damn, the seats are already taken, and I wanted the santa role this year and the fricking micro comes and

i dont belong here i dont belong here i dont belong here i dont belong here...when the hell did i turn into wood?

Megatron: i feel used and trashed

Optimus prime:....i feel raped

soundwave: hey me clock did just stop.octane: hey mine to!.soundwave: who have used the EMP device again?! RUMBLE!

soundwave: ravage, eject!. HAH! i didnt say soundwave says, suckers!

simon says: touch your chest with your right arm

put on a little wight have we?

ok, i really dont want to know what my ALT is now

ok, as i said ive always wanted the power of unicron, but this is not what i meant

what are you looking at? never seen a planet size/eating robot taking a dump before?

ya know? it is kinda creepy with silent clonecons behind me, staring at me while im scouting this area

you know galvatron, that gun does look bigger when aimed

ice acrobat its something to waste time with :p