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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Optimus having a bad day!

Optimus having a bad day!
259 comments
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259 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

“Stop asking me if I want to renew my car warranty !”

Mar 9, 2022

Bennington1234 says:

Prime:Who wrote my IDW comic incarnation! Find him and bring me his head!

May 16, 2017

BG the Robit says:

Me: What the frag is wrong with you Prime?
OP: RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Me: Okay, thanks for clearing that up.

May 11, 2016

BG the Robit says:

I TOLD YOU DESTROY THE ZOOBLES, THEN THE DECEPTICONS!!! ALWAYS KILL THE F*****G BABY TOY IMPOSTERS BEFORE THE ONE BENT ON DESTROYING THE WORLD!!!!!!! B**********************TCH!

May 11, 2016

DeathReviews says:

"Pull my finger! Pull it! Pull it, I say!!!"

May 7, 2016

shockwave_inoz says:

"That last movie was RIDICULOUS!! Bring Michael Bay to me... NOW"!!!

May 30, 2015

XDMan says:

OP: I had enough of seeing fans sad because of the live action films! I will not want to see flames on that Pimpimus Prime! And I would not let Takara get headaches because of that so called "realism"! We'll show Bay who's boss for calling F!SRL childish!

Nov 20, 2012

peacethroughtyranny says:

(Prime after overenergising)THAT'S IT!! ALL YOU BOTS DO IS SIT AROUND WHILE I FIGHT ALL THE.. ALL THE MUTHERFRAGIN CONS!! YOU GUYS ARE GONA LAUNCH A FULL SCALE ASSAULT ON THEM OR I'LL.. I'LL HAVE ALL YOUR HEADS

May 30, 2012

Evil Eye says:

Who put my mouthplate in the wash with my leg armour again?

Mar 19, 2012

Rex Prime says:

Optimus: DO THAT...DO THIS...DESTROY THE WORLD...I WANT THE MAXIXIANS DID, WHERE IS OPTIMUS PRIMAL. ZEEP ZEEP ZEEP, I HAVE BEEN REMADE....KILL THAT BIRD IT'S EVIL!....WHERE MY GLASSES....TWILIGHT SPARKLE WILL PAY FOR HER CRIMES....ZEEP ZOOOP...MY WORLD WI

Jan 3, 2012

#Sideways# says:

"What's wrong with Prime?"
"DAGNABBBIT, SLAGGINATORTRONS, COMEFLABBIT, I TOLD YOU TO GO AND GET ME AN ICE CREAM CONE!!!"

Dec 8, 2011

Deceptifemme84 says:

Optimus! "I know you took it! Give my trailer back NOW!!"

May 7, 2007

darth_paul says:

Prime: Autobots! Pull my finger or feel my wrath!
Mirage: I think that were going to feel his wrath no matter what choice we make.
Prowl: Yeah he's always like this after too much energon chili.

Apr 18, 2007

darth_paul says:

Ironhide: Guys are you sure we brought back the real Prime, or is this still that clone Megatron made of him?
Mirage: I'm not asking him, Prowl?
Prowl: As tactical officer I suggest we make a hasty retreat.

Apr 18, 2007

Lee the Arrogant Bastard says:

Optimus Prime: I want you find the wise guy who drew this pathetic excuse for a drawing, so I can see to him personally!!!

Apr 14, 2007

gogleman374 says:

Prime: Prowl MIRAGE And Ironhide! What Did I say about cookies Before dinner??!!

Apr 6, 2007

Scatterlung says:

Prime: I pick YOU, Ironhide, to join me in the new movie! You other losers get out.

Feb 9, 2007

Mad_Mexicoy says:

Don't make me take off my belt!!

Oct 31, 2006

Brooke says:

Prime: Which one of you stashed crack in my trailer last night?! I got pulled over by the Earth police for pedaling drugs! Prowl, was it you????! !!!!!
Prowl: No I swear!
Prime: That is SUCH a lie! I saw you smoking crack with Starscream last night!
Pr

Oct 21, 2006

Brooke says:

Never ever EVER mess with OP before he's had his cofee.
OP:Mother F@#$%^&! Whish one of you ate my F@#$%^& donut?
Prowl:(Burps)
OP: Prowl you B@#$%^&!

Oct 14, 2006

Phasewing says:

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME! >:D

Aug 30, 2006

shockwave_inoz says:

PRIME: "For the very last time - I AM NOT WEARING FLARES!! They're just - uh, big boots! OKAY??!! And anyway, YOU lot should talk! HA!!"
Other Autobots: "Okaaay..."
PROWL(muttering under his breath) "Stupid Bell-Bottoms.&qu

Aug 7, 2006

tian17 says:

Prime: look all of you, you think i can get on cybertonian idol?

Ya had a bad day, takin one down, sing a sad song just a-turnin around, ya say ya dont know...

Prowl: Optimus, you sound like mariah carey, and thats not a good thing

Prime: I prefe

Jul 31, 2006

ethanx18 says:

o no its micheal bay

Jul 12, 2006

Superion_007 says:

LEGGO MY EGO WAFFLES!!

Jul 3, 2006

Mad_Mexicoy says:

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH THE TV REMOTE!?!?

Jun 25, 2006

Flame Cheetor says:

Prowl:Is prime being possessed by Starscream's ghost?
Mirage:I think he accidently ate a babbling insect...
Ironhide:He must have drank to much beer last night!
Prime:$%#$blahblahblah.....
Ironhide:Prime, how many bottles of beer did you drank la

Jun 19, 2006

snavej says:

Now, I want you to watch while I reach up here and pull the chain, thus allowing the waste fuel to be flushed into the holding tanks. Good grief, I thought you'd all be toilet trained by now!

Jun 12, 2006

snavej says:

Optimus: Hah, you didn't escape - Geoff Senior drew you too!

Prowl: At least our heads don't look as wrong as yours!

Jun 12, 2006

snavej says:

Fools! I asked for Always Ultra, not Lil-Lets!

Jun 12, 2006

Sondura1 says:

WHO STOLE MY COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 17, 2006

Minicle says:

Optimus: Prowl! Bluestreak tells me you've been molesting him again, is this true!?

Prowl: Well I err, ummm...

Optimus: Yo know full well only I have the authority to do that!

May 16, 2006

Starazor says:

Starscream *watching from a safe vantage point* "I thought Megatron was bad before he got his coffee. I'M not even this big of an @$$hole on Monday morning with a hamgover!"

May 11, 2006

Pulsatron says:

I don't care what it takes!! Get Peter Cullen to do my voice work again, or I'll see you all scrapped! (To himself) Gary Chalk...hhtt..I ask you...

May 6, 2006

starscream_the_eternal says:

Optimus: "You were all mistakes. You hear me, mistakes. The best parts of you guys were left in that broken muffler of mine."
Prowl: "OH S***! Optimus is drunk again. We better hide if we don't what to get beat again like last time.

Apr 11, 2006

Viper 16 says:

I'm so angry my head became a pin cushion.. YOU! What are you looking at?!

Apr 9, 2006

Unknown says:

"I REPEAT! I DID NOT TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH THE DISHWASHER!!!!"

Apr 6, 2006

Scatterlung says:

Prowl! Take Mirage's head off of your shoulder THIS INSTANT!

Mar 29, 2006

Unknown says:

YOU WANT IT WHEN?!? HAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!

Mar 29, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Prime: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANTS!!!
Prowl: Umm...Prime, we don't wear-
Prime: SHUT UP!
Ironhide: Jeez, Prime's a dick.

Mar 29, 2006

SilentBlaster says:

Optimus Prime:PROWL STAY AWAY FROM MY KRISPY KREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 2, 2006

Abominus_prime says:

oh so I'm badly drawn am I? well atleast I have my own chair! yeah thats right you all suck compaired to me!

Oct 10, 2005

DarkMechJock says:

That's it! All three of you, get markers so we can color the rest of our bodies in!

Sep 5, 2005

Zeedust says:

Prime: "No! Stay away! This is my chair! MY CHAIR!"

Aug 1, 2005

Not Sonic says:

YER FIRED!!!

Jun 19, 2005

Demonic Femme says:

WHO LEFT THIS WHOOPIE-CUSHION IN MY SEAT?!!!

May 29, 2005

Decepticon Commander says:

Prime:Ok...Who farted?
All Autobot:Not me!

Apr 2, 2005

gauthic_angel7680 says:

who stole my crack. if i find out it's one of you i'll each and every one of you in my bed.

Mar 7, 2005

Minicle says:

Now then you swines! Where is the last three inches of my finger!?

Dec 31, 2004

Octocon says:

Prime: "Get me a sandwich! NOW!!"

Dec 21, 2004

Octocon says:

Prime; "Who stole my Lottery Ticket?!!"

Dec 21, 2004

Warhead says:

GET BACK TO WORK SLAVE!!! (reaching for whip)

Dec 21, 2004

Silver Wind says:

Prime: "I told you not to play around! Now the Decepticons are running amok doing who know's what!"

Dec 17, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

Alright, which one of you RUST BUCKETS drew stick figures of Starscream in my favourite issue of Playbot?!

Nov 10, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

No, you CANNOT have the Seekers over to play!

Nov 10, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

IT'S NOT A G-STRING!!

Nov 5, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

OP: By the power of Greyskull, I HAVE THE POWERRRR!
P: Uh, Prime...?
OP: You! Shut up!

Nov 4, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

CLEAN YOUR SLAGGING ROOMS!!!

Nov 4, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

The next 'Bot who says "Are we there yet?" is going to be donated to the National Crash Test Association!!!

Nov 4, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

I don't give a stinking slag about your premonition Mirage!
Now you, yes, YOU, Prowl, stop your stargazing and you and Ironhide get your lazy tail-pipes into gear, find Ratchet and Brawn, and get yourselves on that shuttle!

Nov 2, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

A RAISE!?

Oct 26, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

For the LAST TIME! It's NONE of your BUSINESS where my trailer goes!!!

Oct 24, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

And you thought human females got bad PMS...

Oct 24, 2004

Prowl Worshipper says:

And thus Prowl, Mirage and Ironhide learned the hard way not to whine about the lack of Energon cookies in the staff lounge.

Oct 24, 2004

Zeedust says:

Optimus: "All right! This is what's under my faceplate! More of the same, in navy blue! Are you rable-rousing little punks happy now? Go home!"

Oct 21, 2004

Zeedust says:

And when they removed his faceplate, their curiousity was rewarded by the greated terror their eyes had ever seen...

...And they now knew the horrible secret of the Phantom of the Optimus.

Oct 21, 2004

Marv says:

My new Energon figure does NOT look fat!!!! It's just big boned!

Oct 13, 2004

Marv says:

Fine! If you think the new Energon Megatron's that great, you can go and join the Decepticons for all I care!!

Oct 12, 2004

Marv says:

So, finally I meet the ringleader behind this little circus!!!

Oct 12, 2004

juggaloG says:

Op: How dare Takara/Hasbro turn me into a King Kong Bundy-sided fatso! They'll pay for this!
Prowl: Calm down, man! At least you're in Energon, along with us!
Ironhide: Easy for you to say! They turned me into an annoying young whippersnapper!

Oct 8, 2004

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Prime before his morning coffee.

Sep 28, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

Prime: YOU yes YOU Prowl find out why we are so F**CKING DRAWN BADLY!

few people knew that prime through a horrible mishap during his programming suffered autobot PMS

Sep 22, 2004

Demona says:

*invader zim voice* i shall rule you all with an iron fist! YOU!!!! OBEY the fist!!

Aug 15, 2004

Zeedust says:

Optimus: "Shut up! The three of you are gonna die in the movie too!"

Mirage: "Actually, I don't think I die in the movie..."

Prime: "Wanna die now instead?"

Aug 8, 2004

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"BRING ME [b]BUMBLEBEE [/b] I 'M OUTTA TOILET PAPER!"

Jul 20, 2004

Zeedust says:

Prime: "My Trucky-sense is tingling!"

Prowl: "No more comic books. Ever. Please?"

May 29, 2004

Castle74 says:

Yep, the Autobots do so enjoy Optimus doing his Howard Dean impression!

Apr 10, 2004

Castle74 says:

Why the Autobots joined the union!

Apr 10, 2004

Tiedye says:

OPTIMUS- "How do YOU like my Ceasar impression.

Apr 2, 2004

Anonymous says:

Convoy:Wake up your boldy idia! or I will rip open your ----ing brians you ----ers.
Autobot:Yes Boss! ahhahhhhahhhah

Jan 22, 2004

Hot Rodimus says:

OP-WACHUGONA DO BROTHA WHEN THESE DICAST PYTHONS GO WILD ON YOU!

Iornhide-uh-oh,I think the Junkticons sliped in a WWE tape in him again...

Jan 10, 2004

Anonymous says:

"ALL U BASTARDS R GONNA PAY!!! U R THE ONES WHO R THE BALL-LICKERS!!!"

Jan 6, 2004

Anonymous says:

"*#@& you, *#@& you, *#@& you, YOU'RE cool, *#@& you..."

Jan 6, 2004

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Waauraghuaaaahh!!! I am the great Optolio! I need more T.P.!!! BUNGHOLE and ROLL OUT!! Prowl: Guys, I think Prime's on Speed...

Dec 26, 2003

Dark Cyclone says:

Whadda mean some wimp has stole my name and is in a lousy show called Armada?

Dec 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime: YOU THINK CHRISTMAS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE? WELL YOU'RE WRONG! IT COMES OUT OF MY HOLLY-JOLLY BUTT!!!

Nov 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

AW NO. HE`S IN ONE OF HIS MOODS AGAIN.

Nov 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE PUNK?

Nov 12, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Optimus Prime: Okay which one of you F------ desided to paint my face blue Prowl: It was Whellie Optimus: Well get that punk A-- here so I can give him the beating of the lifetime

Oct 14, 2003

Dark Cyclone says:

IF I DISCOvER WHO GAVE ME THORE LAXITIVE FILLED BURRITOS, I'LL

Oct 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Alright! I wanna a 10 page report on todays battle with the Decepticons.

Oct 9, 2003

RamanRa says:

If you kids Don't shut up right now.
We're turning around and going back to Winnipeg

Oct 7, 2003

RamanRa says:

Go Back To School.....
So I Won't Have to Take you There!

Oct 7, 2003

ryo777 says:

Prime: "Hey!! Who the hell is this guy?!! Send him back to Wheeljack for a paint job. I can't tell if he's Prowl, Smokescreen, or Bluestreak!"

Oct 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Prime: AAAAAAHHHHHH! I look like a product of a Japanse Cartoon show gone damm wrong!

Sep 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

where the hell are my police academy videos? you should know! prowl, you definitly should know!

Sep 27, 2003

Zeedust says:

"You got Prowl a *WHAT*-change operation?!"

Sep 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

You call this a bagel?!

Sep 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Optimus:"YOUUUU.....SHALL NOT....PAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Aug 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

I asked for green m + m's, are these green???? DO these look green to you????

Aug 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Alight, which one of you punks been putting pins on my throne?

Aug 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

Eat my spinach, damni!

Aug 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Thats it! Your all fired!

Aug 7, 2003

Goblez says:

alright!! WHICH ONE OF YOU PUNK KIDS TOOK MY BEER!!! COME ON SPEAK UP!

Aug 2, 2003

Minicle says:

Optimus: THATS IT! I want those artists fired!

Jul 31, 2003

Zeedust says:

"I don't CARE what Grimlock is using it for! I want my faceplate back NOW!"

Jul 30, 2003

ice says:

Optimus: "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!"

Jun 16, 2003

APOLLO says:

"Dont argue with me! We are going to war with Iraq and that's final! I don't give a rat's ass what the Green Party says!"

Jun 10, 2003

Anonymous says:

You all suck!

May 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

I want the next big UK story arc now!!

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Optimus, after reading too many Happy noodle Boy comics.

May 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!!

May 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

....and that's when we KILL those miserable human basta-- wait, is this thing on?

Apr 23, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

YOU'LL EAT YOUR VEGGIES AND LIKE EM'!!

Apr 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Prime: Okay you lazy asses time to strech those Hammy'S HotRod: WTF, Do we even have Hammys

Apr 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

"For your punishment, one of you will have to pull my finger."

Apr 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

As Prime was scolding his fellow Autobots, what he failed to realize was that Shrapnel had fired a volley of darts at his head.

Mar 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

I told you before, don't bother me when I'm on the throne!

Mar 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Prowl, pull on my arm! It needs to be stretched out to the correct length!

Mar 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

OP:.....And another thing! Where the he11 are my Playbot issues!!!!
IH: Run for your lives!

Mar 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

My head hurts, my matrix hurts..even my smokestacks hurt..and to top it all off..you people told me to bet on the raiders......

Mar 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

O.P.: What do you mean you forgot your pants???? Acree is coming! Autobots: Yah, we know. Duh.

Mar 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

I'm tired of an 8-10 record in this league! I'm sick of losing to Purdue!

Mar 11, 2003

macabremouse says:

Get back I say, the matrix is mine forever!

Mar 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Compared to us, the artwork in Armada is way better...WHY!!!!

Mar 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

And the Lord said, "Drop to your knees, bitch!" And lo, he did drop, and he did suck, and it was good.

Mar 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

no, i do not make silly gestures

Mar 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Prime: Okay, who the hell colored my head blue?

Feb 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Prime: Okay, who's the dipsh!t that put a whoopee cushion on my chair? I want answers!

Prowl: Don't blame me, it was Side Burn that did it!

Feb 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Prime:I SAW YOU TAKE MY ---- AND I WANT IT BACK!!!!!!
Ironhide:*on 3 we jump him ok, 1.....2.....

Feb 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Optimus-"You mainacs, you blew it up! Damn you, damn you all to Hell!!!"
Ironhide-"Looks like Prime put the Planet of the Apes DVD in his disc drive again."

Feb 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

after seeing THE THING optimuss gets really parinoid OP: I don't trust you you are all going to die! ironhide: oh god

Feb 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

PROWL YOU ARE A DUCK----ER

Feb 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

op- what do you mean you want to take the bus?

Dec 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

ENOUGH!! for stealing my cookies, you all shall die!!!

Dec 23, 2002

z says:

Optimus: That's enough! I'm sick of this S***! You're all grounded!

Dec 19, 2002

Manchester Devil says:

OP: What do you mean you let my two kids go to Earth!!!???
Autobots: Oh s**t!

Dec 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prime:ALL RIGHT,WHO THE HELL CANCELLED THE fµ©kIN' PLAYBOT?!?!?!?

Dec 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

whoopie cousins in my throne will you!?!?!? Why I outta......

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

OK! WHICH ONE OF YOU MADE ANGRY PRIME!

Dec 5, 2002

Sledge says:

"PROWL! Why did you paint my face blue?"

Nov 27, 2002

Firestorm says:

Men, your orders are to find the guy who did this issue and bring him to me!

Nov 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

I wanna know which one of you piddled on the floor NOW! I spent all that time housebreaking you guys and I won't just let this go!
Ironhide*thinking*:That'sjust water. He's finally gone mad...

Nov 21, 2002

gabriel says:

Who DID T H I S ? ? ! ! "

Nov 17, 2002

gabriel says:

Optimus:Ok which one Erased The Silver on my face? And The Background?!

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

It's PMS Prime!

Nov 16, 2002

Snake says:

how hard can it be , to find the idiot who drew this

Nov 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

I told you guys to CLEAN UP YOUR ROOMS....NOW!!!!

Nov 14, 2002

frank says:

Prime -- "Ratchet, you have no nipples !!"

Nov 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: "Under such extreme heat, wear and degration is inevitable!! Parts break after overuse! And THAT is why toaster pastries will burst into flames if you don't keep an eye on them, you sacks of bladder waste!!!!!!"

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: "Under suck extreme heat, wear and degration is inevitable!! Parts break after overuse! And THAT is why toaster pastries will burst into flames if you don't keep an eye on them, you sacks of bladder waste!!!!!!"

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: " You're all zombie thigh-fat people brought into animation by some evil force of forceful evil!! s£!t! That's the wrong color for you!"

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

OP: I'm just f--king tired of people making s--ty jokes about us!!!!

Nov 11, 2002

Firestorm says:

No I don't know who did this issue; just find him and break his legs!

Nov 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

op:dam you people "dam you

Nov 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

Right! Which of you three stole that damn wall?

Nov 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prime: ALL RIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU STOLE THE DAMN BACKGROUND?!

Nov 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime: And the day will come..."When all are one"...and if you aren't saved, you be damed for all eternity!!!!

Oct 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

F*CK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!

Oct 25, 2002

gir says:

*in Invader Zim voice* Prime: Who stole the last energon cookie?! I must know! Tell me!

Oct 22, 2002

Suzuki says:

MY LEGS ARE NOT SKINNY!!!

Oct 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: This is the last time i leave you bastards in charge. My jock strap has sh*t stains on it and all my crack is gone!!! For that i should kill all of you!!

Oct 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

OP:what do you mean geoff senior is on holiday what no wildman either oh god dont tell me its ron smith again!

Sep 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus:"Dance, dance for Optimus!"

Sep 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Reeeny, reeeny, reeeny, reeeny, reeeny, reeeeny, reeeeny, and codeine.

Sep 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prime:(reading the TF comic)Boy, our artists sucked back then!
Groove:Yeah!

Aug 21, 2002

Chachi says:

Optimus: "Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance. Dance, you silly Autobots, DANCE!"

Aug 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

P:FOR THE LAST TIME,SHUT YOUR HOLE AND KNOW YOUR ROLE!!IM the leader!
BS:Uh,in that case can I be the pink fluffy bunny?

Aug 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

OPTIMUS PRIME:I want to kill both MEGATRON and GALVATRON tonight!

Aug 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

PRIME: -In deep souther tlevangelist voice- I have Heard the Word My Brothers! And with This False Idol behind me destroyed we shall be HEeeealeda!!!

Aug 1, 2002

Stacey says:

I said pull my finger, damnit!!!!

Jul 20, 2002

sa says:

YOU ARE NOT THE REAL IRONHIDE, PROWL AND MIRAGE! YOU ARE DECEPTICONS IN DISGUISE! I KNOW IT!

Jul 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Which one of you little f*cking bastards stole my jock strap?

Jul 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

ALL OF YOU MUST DIE!

Jul 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

THAT F*CKING RODIMUS PRIME HAS TAKEN MY LEADERSHIP! AND I WILL KILL THE BASTARD ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Jul 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

YOU CALL YOURSELVES AUTOBOTS?! WELL SHOW IT DAMNIT!

Jul 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

AHHGH! THIS IS NOT HOW I LOOK!

Jul 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

DAMN THOSE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES FOR KILLING OFF THE TRANSFORMERS FRANCISE!

Jul 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Now all of you clean your rooms now!"

Jul 3, 2002

iron hide says:

I HAVE A HANGOVER AND THIS ROOM IS TO DAMN BRIGHT!!!!!!!!

Jun 29, 2002

sound_wave says:

optimus prime- I SAID CLEAN UPP NOOOOW

Jun 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

which one of you bastards did the laundry last? you shrank my thong and left sh*t stains on my jock strap!!

Jun 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

i thought i told you bastards to keep your f*cking hands of my crack!

Jun 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus:I am the king of the mountain! I will take all of you wusses on if I have to.

Jun 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Now I want you to give it a good tug. He,he,he!

Jun 5, 2002

Spiderman says:

What did you bitches do?! you screwed the computers up and you fµ©ked my whore!

May 16, 2002

Wolverine says:

WHO THE HELL STOLE MY G-STRING!!

May 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Earthen dirt monkeys, you should all bow in the presence of ZIM!!!!!!

Apr 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

No it is I who am the King of the Mountain! Stand down lest I smite you!!!!!

Apr 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prime: Bow down and repent, oh ye wicked, harlotrous blasphemers!

Apr 24, 2002

Hot Rodimus says:

Optimus-my Gaydar sences that Prowl is gay!

Apr 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

For the last time, its not my TURD!!!

Mar 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Me grimlock .... uhhhhmmm, never mind!!

Mar 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prime, we got an urgent messa...RWAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!FOR THE LAST TIME!!! CLEAN YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU ENTER THE ARK GODDAMNIT!
Elita-one so ordered...

Mar 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

alright, who took my bosco!?!?!?!

Mar 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: You All !! Vote Prime for president !!

Mar 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

ALL RIGHT!!!! WHICH ONE OF YOU IS BILL MURRAY!?

Mar 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Spider sense... Tingling!

Feb 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

optimus :" i swear to god Hotrod..if you keep acting like a fµ©king goody goody one more time i'll stick my gun so far up your ass........ that you'll be begging megatron for an anal job!!..."

Feb 5, 2002

ruination says:

I'M TELLIN YOU GUYS FOR THE LAST TIME!!! STOP FOLLOWING ME YOU ARE REALLY GOBOTS!!!

Feb 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

(OPTIMUS) "Spider-Sense is tingling!"
(PROWL) "Oh no. He thinks he's that guy again."
(IRONHIDE) "Well they are both famous marvel characters and they're both red and blue."
(MIRA

Feb 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

listening,guys,don't put vegetable into my semi-truck.It is not your refrigerator...,it is mine.

Jan 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bah! I'm still going to be stuck with you three in RiD?!

Jan 24, 2002

Thunderstreak says:

Damn kids! Get off my lawn!

Jan 22, 2002

The Chosen One says:

Prowl, go find whoever drew us so badly and have them killed!! Look at me, my head's coming out of my shoulder, damnit!

Jan 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prime: "...and don't come back until Hasbro tells you where my trailer goes!"

Jan 20, 2002

FortMax says:

Optimus: They are NOT TATTOOS they are SKIN ILLISTRATIONS!

Jan 19, 2002

Silverwolf says:

ONE OF YOU MOTHER @#$%ERS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TACK IN MY CHAIR!!! AND WHEN I FIND OUT WHO, EEEEEEWWWWWW, I'LL GIVE YOU SUCH A PINCH!

Jan 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

My spider senses tell me that I look ugly.

Jan 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

YOU!

Jan 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

WHO STOLE MY PIE!?

Jan 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus:Find whoever drew me in this stupid and feed him to the Sharkticons!

Jan 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime:So you guys took my Fire Convoy Suit for your Entertainment,eh!Oh why I Outta..if I Only Had my big Fire Convoy hand NOW,I would give you a smacking of my own!!

Jan 7, 2002

Samus Aran says:

Ironhide, Mirage, Prowl... all of our names have been shamelessly recycled and I tell you WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

Jan 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prowl! Mirage! Ironhide! The next time any of you makes Elita-One scream her head off, you'll answer to me! :)

Dec 31, 2001

Unknown says:

Pull my finger or I'll pull my trigger!!!!

Dec 31, 2001

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime, Transform! What!? Nothing happened. NO! I'm an Action Master! NOOOOO!

Dec 21, 2001

Unknown says:

Prime: that does it! No more bed time stories for all of you!

Dec 18, 2001

Mirage says:

Who took the cokkies from the cookie jar!?!?

Dec 18, 2001

Dynamus Prime says:

My fellow Autobots, we have been forced to be remolded for a crappy anime cartoon with voice actors from, of all things, Digimon! WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS INDIGNITY!!! WHO WILL STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR QUALITY TELEVISION!?

Dec 17, 2001

Master Hound X says:

Hey! Help me out here my arms stuck in this postion again

Dec 16, 2001

Stelartron says:

Op: OK, everyone! Grab some art supplies and get busy! We've gotta finish this cell ourselves since the animator is home sick!

Dec 15, 2001

Anonymous says:

WHAT?! You've returned without my soup?! AWAY WITH YOU! OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!

Dec 12, 2001

Anonymous says:

DON"T TOUCH THAT! That's MINE!MINE!MINE!MINE!!!

Dec 7, 2001

Anonymous says:

"Thanks to your mindless meandering they've even downsized the art department!!! I'm sending you on that shuttle to earth!!!"

Dec 6, 2001

Anonymous says:

Who used to much blue ink on my face??

Dec 6, 2001

Flamemaster Galvatron says:

Optimus: "Okay who pooped on my throne and thought it was a toilet!?!"

Dec 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

I AM OPTIMUS PRIME! NOT GINRAI!

Dec 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

From This Point on I want you to all call me Mother @#$#@ing GOD!

Nov 30, 2001

Anonymous says:

"What's wrong Prime?" "Whats wrong, whats wrong!, look at us It looks like we were Drawn be a goddamn moron"

Nov 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Prime: I dont want to hear another word about the Transformers cartoon. We didn't come from the Quintisons **sobs** we didn't.

Nov 22, 2001

Anonymous says:

No background art and coloring mistakes makes me angry!

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

Your all fired!
Now go make me a sandwich!

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime: "You were supposted to get beer!!!!! Although I do enjoy soda...."

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

NO! I'M THE STAR AROUND HERE! I AM! I AM! ME ME ME ME ME!

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

Now blessed with Psychic powers, Optimus decides instant death is the key to victory.

Nov 14, 2001

Anonymous says:

"Gah! I'm drawn terribly! And I blame you, Prowl!"

Nov 12, 2001

Anonymous says:

OPTIMUS: You! You ARE
the weakest link! Goodbye!
Prowl: we'll just see about that, *mumbles* now where did I put that proton blaster....

Nov 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

Optimus: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KNOW YOUR ROLE!!
Bluestreak: Uh in that case, can I be the pink fluffy bunny?

Nov 11, 2001

Bwg says:

HA HA HA Stayin Alive!

Nov 11, 2001

Unknown says:

It's a bird it's a plane no wait it's only Megatron.

Nov 8, 2001

MEGATRON says:

You bitches! No ONE sits in my seat!

Nov 8, 2001

Anonymous says:

You Fools Back In The Ship.

Nov 6, 2001

Anonymous says:

Pull my finger,God Damnit!warning,if you see a green cloud,run!!!!

Nov 6, 2001

APOLLO says:

Prime:"How many times must I die before you people get off your lazy @$$es and do something."

Nov 6, 2001

Snake says:

you guys go beat again , those deceptreps are just repaints anyway.... wait so are you

Nov 1, 2001

Shrapnel says:

Prime: "Shut up Bluestreak!" Prowl: "But I'm Prowl!" Prime: "Don't make me hit you, Bluestreak!" Ironhide: "Don't let it bother ya, he's been calling me Rat

Nov 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

Prime: Ok, who of you hired the artist for this pic?!

Nov 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

O.K! Who stole my trailer!??

Oct 31, 2001

Soundwave says:

*Cartman voice* You get your bitch-ass back in that shuttle, a make me some pie!!!

Oct 28, 2001

Anonymous says:

Prime: You did WHAT WITH HER!?!?!?
Prowl: Forgive me, Prime. It was only...
Prime: I told you, Elita One is mine!!!

Oct 28, 2001

Jay Prime says:

...KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!

Oct 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

Prime:"Look, no matter how much you complain, I'm not going out of my way to get everyone re-issued. I've already had mine, plus one for the new year. Now go ask Taraka yourselves!"

Oct 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

I cast thee out into blackness of space....

Oct 26, 2001

Unknown says:

Who ran over my puppy?!

Oct 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

That's it Prowl! You're going to be on the shuttle with Ironhide, Ratchet and Brawn!

Oct 26, 2001

rumble says:

AUGHHH! MY FACE IS BLUE!!

Oct 24, 2001

Bombshell says:

"What do you mean our names are gonna be used in RID?!"

Oct 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

You idiots! You forgot the background again!

Oct 23, 2001

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