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Bennington1234 says:
Prime:Who wrote my IDW comic incarnation! Find him and bring me his head!
BG the Robit says:
Me: What the frag is wrong with you Prime?
OP: RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Me: Okay, thanks for clearing that up.
BG the Robit says:
I TOLD YOU DESTROY THE ZOOBLES, THEN THE DECEPTICONS!!! ALWAYS KILL THE F*****G BABY TOY IMPOSTERS BEFORE THE ONE BENT ON DESTROYING THE WORLD!!!!!!! B**********************TCH!
shockwave_inoz says:
"That last movie was RIDICULOUS!! Bring Michael Bay to me... NOW"!!!
XDMan says:
OP: I had enough of seeing fans sad because of the live action films! I will not want to see flames on that Pimpimus Prime! And I would not let Takara get headaches because of that so called "realism"! We'll show Bay who's boss for calling F!SRL childish!
peacethroughtyranny says:
(Prime after overenergising)THAT'S IT!! ALL YOU BOTS DO IS SIT AROUND WHILE I FIGHT ALL THE.. ALL THE MUTHERFRAGIN CONS!! YOU GUYS ARE GONA LAUNCH A FULL SCALE ASSAULT ON THEM OR I'LL.. I'LL HAVE ALL YOUR HEADS
Rex Prime says:
Optimus: DO THAT...DO THIS...DESTROY THE WORLD...I WANT THE MAXIXIANS DID, WHERE IS OPTIMUS PRIMAL. ZEEP ZEEP ZEEP, I HAVE BEEN REMADE....KILL THAT BIRD IT'S EVIL!....WHERE MY GLASSES....TWILIGHT SPARKLE WILL PAY FOR HER CRIMES....ZEEP ZOOOP...MY WORLD WI
#Sideways# says:
"What's wrong with Prime?"
"DAGNABBBIT, SLAGGINATORTRONS, COMEFLABBIT, I TOLD YOU TO GO AND GET ME AN ICE CREAM CONE!!!"
darth_paul says:
Prime: Autobots! Pull my finger or feel my wrath!
Mirage: I think that were going to feel his wrath no matter what choice we make.
Prowl: Yeah he's always like this after too much energon chili.
darth_paul says:
Ironhide: Guys are you sure we brought back the real Prime, or is this still that clone Megatron made of him?
Mirage: I'm not asking him, Prowl?
Prowl: As tactical officer I suggest we make a hasty retreat.
Lee the Arrogant Bastard says:
Optimus Prime: I want you find the wise guy who drew this pathetic excuse for a drawing, so I can see to him personally!!!
gogleman374 says:
Prime: Prowl MIRAGE And Ironhide! What Did I say about cookies Before dinner??!!
Scatterlung says:
Prime: I pick YOU, Ironhide, to join me in the new movie! You other losers get out.
Brooke says:
Prime: Which one of you stashed crack in my trailer last night?! I got pulled over by the Earth police for pedaling drugs! Prowl, was it you????! !!!!!
Prowl: No I swear!
Prime: That is SUCH a lie! I saw you smoking crack with Starscream last night!
Pr
Brooke says:
Never ever EVER mess with OP before he's had his cofee.
OP:Mother F@#$%^&! Whish one of you ate my F@#$%^& donut?
Prowl:(Burps)
OP: Prowl you B@#$%^&!
shockwave_inoz says:
PRIME: "For the very last time - I AM NOT WEARING FLARES!! They're just - uh, big boots! OKAY??!! And anyway, YOU lot should talk! HA!!"
Other Autobots: "Okaaay..."
PROWL(muttering under his breath) "Stupid Bell-Bottoms.&qu
tian17 says:
Prime: look all of you, you think i can get on cybertonian idol?
Ya had a bad day, takin one down, sing a sad song just a-turnin around, ya say ya dont know...
Prowl: Optimus, you sound like mariah carey, and thats not a good thing
Prime: I prefe
Flame Cheetor says:
Prowl:Is prime being possessed by Starscream's ghost?
Mirage:I think he accidently ate a babbling insect...
Ironhide:He must have drank to much beer last night!
Prime:$%#$blahblahblah.....
Ironhide:Prime, how many bottles of beer did you drank la
snavej says:
Now, I want you to watch while I reach up here and pull the chain, thus allowing the waste fuel to be flushed into the holding tanks. Good grief, I thought you'd all be toilet trained by now!
snavej says:
Optimus: Hah, you didn't escape - Geoff Senior drew you too!
Prowl: At least our heads don't look as wrong as yours!
Minicle says:
Optimus: Prowl! Bluestreak tells me you've been molesting him again, is this true!?
Prowl: Well I err, ummm...
Optimus: Yo know full well only I have the authority to do that!
Starazor says:
Starscream *watching from a safe vantage point* "I thought Megatron was bad before he got his coffee. I'M not even this big of an @$$hole on Monday morning with a hamgover!"
Pulsatron says:
I don't care what it takes!! Get Peter Cullen to do my voice work again, or I'll see you all scrapped! (To himself) Gary Chalk...hhtt..I ask you...
starscream_the_eternal says:
Optimus: "You were all mistakes. You hear me, mistakes. The best parts of you guys were left in that broken muffler of mine."
Prowl: "OH S***! Optimus is drunk again. We better hide if we don't what to get beat again like last time.
Viper 16 says:
I'm so angry my head became a pin cushion.. YOU! What are you looking at?!
Roadshadow says:
Prime: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANTS!!!
Prowl: Umm...Prime, we don't wear-
Prime: SHUT UP!
Ironhide: Jeez, Prime's a dick.
SilentBlaster says:
Optimus Prime:PROWL STAY AWAY FROM MY KRISPY KREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abominus_prime says:
oh so I'm badly drawn am I? well atleast I have my own chair! yeah thats right you all suck compaired to me!
DarkMechJock says:
That's it! All three of you, get markers so we can color the rest of our bodies in!
gauthic_angel7680 says:
who stole my crack. if i find out it's one of you i'll each and every one of you in my bed.
Silver Wind says:
Prime: "I told you not to play around! Now the Decepticons are running amok doing who know's what!"
Prowl Worshipper says:
Alright, which one of you RUST BUCKETS drew stick figures of Starscream in my favourite issue of Playbot?!
Prowl Worshipper says:
OP: By the power of Greyskull, I HAVE THE POWERRRR!
P: Uh, Prime...?
OP: You! Shut up!
Prowl Worshipper says:
The next 'Bot who says "Are we there yet?" is going to be donated to the National Crash Test Association!!!
Prowl Worshipper says:
I don't give a stinking slag about your premonition Mirage!
Now you, yes, YOU, Prowl, stop your stargazing and you and Ironhide get your lazy tail-pipes into gear, find Ratchet and Brawn, and get yourselves on that shuttle!
Prowl Worshipper says:
For the LAST TIME! It's NONE of your BUSINESS where my trailer goes!!!
Prowl Worshipper says:
And thus Prowl, Mirage and Ironhide learned the hard way not to whine about the lack of Energon cookies in the staff lounge.
Zeedust says:
Optimus: "All right! This is what's under my faceplate! More of the same, in navy blue! Are you rable-rousing little punks happy now? Go home!"
Zeedust says:
And when they removed his faceplate, their curiousity was rewarded by the greated terror their eyes had ever seen...
...And they now knew the horrible secret of the Phantom of the Optimus.
Marv says:
Fine! If you think the new Energon Megatron's that great, you can go and join the Decepticons for all I care!!
juggaloG says:
Op: How dare Takara/Hasbro turn me into a King Kong Bundy-sided fatso! They'll pay for this!
Prowl: Calm down, man! At least you're in Energon, along with us!
Ironhide: Easy for you to say! They turned me into an annoying young whippersnapper!
Kal-Seth says:
Prime: YOU yes YOU Prowl find out why we are so F**CKING DRAWN BADLY!
few people knew that prime through a horrible mishap during his programming suffered autobot PMS
Demona says:
*invader zim voice* i shall rule you all with an iron fist! YOU!!!! OBEY the fist!!
Zeedust says:
Optimus: "Shut up! The three of you are gonna die in the movie too!"
Mirage: "Actually, I don't think I die in the movie..."
Prime: "Wanna die now instead?"
Zeedust says:
Prime: "My Trucky-sense is tingling!"
Prowl: "No more comic books. Ever. Please?"
Anonymous says:
Convoy:Wake up your boldy idia! or I will rip open your ----ing brians you ----ers.
Autobot:Yes Boss! ahhahhhhahhhah
Hot Rodimus says:
OP-WACHUGONA DO BROTHA WHEN THESE DICAST PYTHONS GO WILD ON YOU!
Iornhide-uh-oh,I think the Junkticons sliped in a WWE tape in him again...
Anonymous says:
"ALL U BASTARDS R GONNA PAY!!! U R THE ONES WHO R THE BALL-LICKERS!!!"
Anonymous says:
"*#@& you, *#@& you, *#@& you, YOU'RE cool, *#@& you..."
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Waauraghuaaaahh!!! I am the great Optolio! I need more T.P.!!! BUNGHOLE and ROLL OUT!! Prowl: Guys, I think Prime's on Speed...
Dark Cyclone says:
Whadda mean some wimp has stole my name and is in a lousy show called Armada?
Anonymous says:
Optimus Prime: YOU THINK CHRISTMAS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE? WELL YOU'RE WRONG! IT COMES OUT OF MY HOLLY-JOLLY BUTT!!!
Zu Darkness says:
Optimus Prime: Okay which one of you F------ desided to paint my face blue Prowl: It was Whellie Optimus: Well get that punk A-- here so I can give him the beating of the lifetime
Anonymous says:
Alright! I wanna a 10 page report on todays battle with the Decepticons.
RamanRa says:
If you kids Don't shut up right now.
We're turning around and going back to Winnipeg
ryo777 says:
Prime: "Hey!! Who the hell is this guy?!! Send him back to Wheeljack for a paint job. I can't tell if he's Prowl, Smokescreen, or Bluestreak!"
Anonymous says:
Prime: AAAAAAHHHHHH! I look like a product of a Japanse Cartoon show gone damm wrong!
Anonymous says:
where the hell are my police academy videos? you should know! prowl, you definitly should know!
Anonymous says:
I asked for green m + m's, are these green???? DO these look green to you????
Zeedust says:
"I don't CARE what Grimlock is using it for! I want my faceplate back NOW!"
APOLLO says:
"Dont argue with me! We are going to war with Iraq and that's final! I don't give a rat's ass what the Green Party says!"
Anonymous says:
....and that's when we KILL those miserable human basta-- wait, is this thing on?
Anonymous says:
Prime: Okay you lazy asses time to strech those Hammy'S HotRod: WTF, Do we even have Hammys
Anonymous says:
"For your punishment, one of you will have to pull my finger."
Anonymous says:
As Prime was scolding his fellow Autobots, what he failed to realize was that Shrapnel had fired a volley of darts at his head.
Anonymous says:
Prowl, pull on my arm! It needs to be stretched out to the correct length!
Anonymous says:
OP:.....And another thing! Where the he11 are my Playbot issues!!!!
IH: Run for your lives!
Anonymous says:
My head hurts, my matrix hurts..even my smokestacks hurt..and to top it all off..you people told me to bet on the raiders......
Anonymous says:
O.P.: What do you mean you forgot your pants???? Acree is coming! Autobots: Yah, we know. Duh.
Anonymous says:
I'm tired of an 8-10 record in this league! I'm sick of losing to Purdue!
Anonymous says:
And the Lord said, "Drop to your knees, bitch!" And lo, he did drop, and he did suck, and it was good.
Anonymous says:
Prime: Okay, who's the dipsh!t that put a whoopee cushion on my chair? I want answers!
Prowl: Don't blame me, it was Side Burn that did it!
Anonymous says:
Prime:I SAW YOU TAKE MY ---- AND I WANT IT BACK!!!!!!
Ironhide:*on 3 we jump him ok, 1.....2.....
Anonymous says:
Optimus-"You mainacs, you blew it up! Damn you, damn you all to Hell!!!"
Ironhide-"Looks like Prime put the Planet of the Apes DVD in his disc drive again."
Anonymous says:
after seeing THE THING optimuss gets really parinoid OP: I don't trust you you are all going to die! ironhide: oh god
z says:
Optimus: That's enough! I'm sick of this S***! You're all grounded!
Manchester Devil says:
OP: What do you mean you let my two kids go to Earth!!!???
Autobots: Oh s**t!
Anonymous says:
Prime:ALL RIGHT,WHO THE HELL CANCELLED THE fµ©kIN' PLAYBOT?!?!?!?
Firestorm says:
Men, your orders are to find the guy who did this issue and bring him to me!
Anonymous says:
I wanna know which one of you piddled on the floor NOW! I spent all that time housebreaking you guys and I won't just let this go!
Ironhide*thinking*:That'sjust water. He's finally gone mad...
Anonymous says:
Optimus: "Under such extreme heat, wear and degration is inevitable!! Parts break after overuse! And THAT is why toaster pastries will burst into flames if you don't keep an eye on them, you sacks of bladder waste!!!!!!"
Anonymous says:
Optimus: "Under suck extreme heat, wear and degration is inevitable!! Parts break after overuse! And THAT is why toaster pastries will burst into flames if you don't keep an eye on them, you sacks of bladder waste!!!!!!"
Anonymous says:
Optimus: " You're all zombie thigh-fat people brought into animation by some evil force of forceful evil!! s£!t! That's the wrong color for you!"
Anonymous says:
OP: I'm just f--king tired of people making s--ty jokes about us!!!!
Firestorm says:
No I don't know who did this issue; just find him and break his legs!
Anonymous says:
Optimus Prime: And the day will come..."When all are one"...and if you aren't saved, you be damed for all eternity!!!!
Anonymous says:
F*CK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
gir says:
*in Invader Zim voice* Prime: Who stole the last energon cookie?! I must know! Tell me!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: This is the last time i leave you bastards in charge. My jock strap has sh*t stains on it and all my crack is gone!!! For that i should kill all of you!!
Anonymous says:
OP:what do you mean geoff senior is on holiday what no wildman either oh god dont tell me its ron smith again!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Reeeny, reeeny, reeeny, reeeny, reeeny, reeeeny, reeeeny, and codeine.
Anonymous says:
Prime:(reading the TF comic)Boy, our artists sucked back then!
Groove:Yeah!
Chachi says:
Optimus: "Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance. Dance, you silly Autobots, DANCE!"
Anonymous says:
P:FOR THE LAST TIME,SHUT YOUR HOLE AND KNOW YOUR ROLE!!IM the leader!
BS:Uh,in that case can I be the pink fluffy bunny?
Anonymous says:
PRIME: -In deep souther tlevangelist voice- I have Heard the Word My Brothers! And with This False Idol behind me destroyed we shall be HEeeealeda!!!
sa says:
YOU ARE NOT THE REAL IRONHIDE, PROWL AND MIRAGE! YOU ARE DECEPTICONS IN DISGUISE! I KNOW IT!
Anonymous says:
THAT F*CKING RODIMUS PRIME HAS TAKEN MY LEADERSHIP! AND I WILL KILL THE BASTARD ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Anonymous says:
DAMN THOSE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES FOR KILLING OFF THE TRANSFORMERS FRANCISE!
Anonymous says:
which one of you bastards did the laundry last? you shrank my thong and left sh*t stains on my jock strap!!
Anonymous says:
Optimus:I am the king of the mountain! I will take all of you wusses on if I have to.
Spiderman says:
What did you bitches do?! you screwed the computers up and you fµ©ked my whore!
Anonymous says:
No it is I who am the King of the Mountain! Stand down lest I smite you!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Prime, we got an urgent messa...RWAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!FOR THE LAST TIME!!! CLEAN YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU ENTER THE ARK GODDAMNIT!
Elita-one so ordered...
Anonymous says:
optimus :" i swear to god Hotrod..if you keep acting like a fµ©king goody goody one more time i'll stick my gun so far up your ass........ that you'll be begging megatron for an anal job!!..."
ruination says:
I'M TELLIN YOU GUYS FOR THE LAST TIME!!! STOP FOLLOWING ME YOU ARE REALLY GOBOTS!!!
Anonymous says:
(OPTIMUS) "Spider-Sense is tingling!"
(PROWL) "Oh no. He thinks he's that guy again."
(IRONHIDE) "Well they are both famous marvel characters and they're both red and blue."
(MIRA
Anonymous says:
listening,guys,don't put vegetable into my semi-truck.It is not your refrigerator...,it is mine.
The Chosen One says:
Prowl, go find whoever drew us so badly and have them killed!! Look at me, my head's coming out of my shoulder, damnit!
Anonymous says:
Prime: "...and don't come back until Hasbro tells you where my trailer goes!"
Silverwolf says:
ONE OF YOU MOTHER @#$%ERS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TACK IN MY CHAIR!!! AND WHEN I FIND OUT WHO, EEEEEEWWWWWW, I'LL GIVE YOU SUCH A PINCH!
Anonymous says:
Optimus:Find whoever drew me in this stupid and feed him to the Sharkticons!
Anonymous says:
Optimus Prime:So you guys took my Fire Convoy Suit for your Entertainment,eh!Oh why I Outta..if I Only Had my big Fire Convoy hand NOW,I would give you a smacking of my own!!
Samus Aran says:
Ironhide, Mirage, Prowl... all of our names have been shamelessly recycled and I tell you WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
Anonymous says:
Prowl! Mirage! Ironhide! The next time any of you makes Elita-One scream her head off, you'll answer to me! :)
Anonymous says:
Optimus Prime, Transform! What!? Nothing happened. NO! I'm an Action Master! NOOOOO!
Dynamus Prime says:
My fellow Autobots, we have been forced to be remolded for a crappy anime cartoon with voice actors from, of all things, Digimon! WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS INDIGNITY!!! WHO WILL STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR QUALITY TELEVISION!?
Stelartron says:
Op: OK, everyone! Grab some art supplies and get busy! We've gotta finish this cell ourselves since the animator is home sick!
Anonymous says:
WHAT?! You've returned without my soup?! AWAY WITH YOU! OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!
Anonymous says:
"Thanks to your mindless meandering they've even downsized the art department!!! I'm sending you on that shuttle to earth!!!"
Flamemaster Galvatron says:
Optimus: "Okay who pooped on my throne and thought it was a toilet!?!"
Anonymous says:
"What's wrong Prime?" "Whats wrong, whats wrong!, look at us It looks like we were Drawn be a goddamn moron"
Anonymous says:
Prime: I dont want to hear another word about the Transformers cartoon. We didn't come from the Quintisons **sobs** we didn't.
Anonymous says:
Optimus Prime: "You were supposted to get beer!!!!! Although I do enjoy soda...."
Anonymous says:
Now blessed with Psychic powers, Optimus decides instant death is the key to victory.
Anonymous says:
OPTIMUS: You! You ARE
the weakest link! Goodbye!
Prowl: we'll just see about that, *mumbles* now where did I put that proton blaster....
Anonymous says:
Optimus: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KNOW YOUR ROLE!!
Bluestreak: Uh in that case, can I be the pink fluffy bunny?
APOLLO says:
Prime:"How many times must I die before you people get off your lazy @$$es and do something."
Snake says:
you guys go beat again , those deceptreps are just repaints anyway.... wait so are you
Shrapnel says:
Prime: "Shut up Bluestreak!" Prowl: "But I'm Prowl!" Prime: "Don't make me hit you, Bluestreak!" Ironhide: "Don't let it bother ya, he's been calling me Rat
Soundwave says:
*Cartman voice* You get your bitch-ass back in that shuttle, a make me some pie!!!
Anonymous says:
Prime: You did WHAT WITH HER!?!?!?
Prowl: Forgive me, Prime. It was only...
Prime: I told you, Elita One is mine!!!
Anonymous says:
Prime:"Look, no matter how much you complain, I'm not going out of my way to get everyone re-issued. I've already had mine, plus one for the new year. Now go ask Taraka yourselves!"
Anonymous says:
That's it Prowl! You're going to be on the shuttle with Ironhide, Ratchet and Brawn!