The Ultimate Caption Contest
Optimus looking at Rhinox's ass!
214 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Heckfire says:
"How did they get away with this on a KIDS' show..?"
"Hell, you should see Cartoon Network in about 10 years."
shockwave_inoz says:
Optimus: "I bet King Kong never had to put up with this!!"
Rhinox: "You sayin' my butt's bigger than the Empire State Building?? And I thought you were my friend! *sniffle* "
Optimus: Oh, all right - I'll CLIMB your bu
shockwave_inoz says:
Optimus: "I see you Rhinox... shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass... I see you Rhinox..."
Rhinox: "Uh, OKAY Op - I heard you the FIRST time!! Now could you PLEASE shut up before Groove Armada bust BOTH our a
Roadshadow says:
Primal: My god Rhinox! When was the last last time you cleaned your ass?
Zeedust says:
Rhinox: It's not what it looks like... That's just a shadow under my tail!
Optimus: Shadow? This is Beast Wars...
Rhinox: Ya had to go an' ruin it, didn't ya?
Nightshadow says:
Optimus: Rhinox, please put your tail over your -------.. its rather disturbing
Rhinox: ...Are you Gay?
shockwave_inoz says:
Actually, behind the scenes in the making of 'Beast Wars' the CGI teams computer crashed 372 times before they got this scene right...
Tiedye says:
RINOX- "Could you just scratch my rump just above the tail." I got a insect bite and I can't seem to reach it in beast mode.
Tiedye says:
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt. It looks like one of those rapper's girlfriends.
Zeedust says:
Optimus: "Why someone would Krazy Glue his hands to one of these escapes me..."
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Amazing! The guys a veritable crap-factory, and never once wiped his bum! And not a dingleberry to show for it!
Anonymous says:
Optimus Primal: Good god! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life! How long've those mice been living back there??
Rhinox: I don't know, but I call the white one Missy!
Shadow Fox says:
Optimus primal- OK..Maybe I should have thought twice about this whole beast mode thing..that's just disgusting...
Rhinox- You do don't you..you think my ass looks fat..sniff
Optimus primal- Uh..no..no your ass is fine..I was talki
Zeedust says:
"Is this the weapon that can finally end the Beast Wars and bring peace to our planet?"
Anonymous says:
hmm that does look bad...maybe you should see some kind of medical professional about that cause...you...no....
Zero says:
O.P:well right now I can understand why people say theres more then meets the eye
Zero says:
Prime:again!how can the hell can you sit on rat trao twice in one day.Well guess what I'm not sticking my hand up your @$$ to get him out again.
Zero says:
Prime:oh my god it so tight and far out.Rhinox:are you done.Prime:no I'm uh um still um looking if uh you got shot.Rhinox:exscuse me.Prime: ohh nasty I mean I'm done
Dynamus Prime says:
Rhinox: Ugh, so much for "smooth passage." Primal: Dammit Rhinox! I told you to take more flax!
Anonymous says:
1.) You want me to stick the thermometer WHERE?!
2.) Primal: (thinking) Now I know strange and sudden urges to randomly hurl fecal matter across the room was part of the whole "beast mode urges" thing, but this is ridiculous...
Manchester Devil says:
"Dammit Rhinox! Can you see I'm trying to watch Eastenders!?"
Anonymous says:
Optimus: "Accusations! Wicked hoarder of sh!t!! I shall regurgitate no peas!! Hear me shiny rectal tick!! Crawl forth from your cavernous pit of stench and aid me in the spanking of the purple one!!"
Vector Sigma says:
Optimus:"I don't care if you have dead gerbil stuck way up in there. I am NOT going to get it!!!"
tony says:
"I, emm, I sat on something, could you, emm, could you help pull it out for me?"
Anonymous says:
i never knew they touch the animation into such high deatail as where the anus is...
Omega Prime says:
Prime: watch where you aim that fµ©kin thing! Rhinox: shut the fµ©k up monkey ass!
Pokejedservo says:
Primal (Thinking): Note to self, kill myself hard if anyone is going to put me in a "Primal/Rhinox" yaoi after this.
Anonymous says:
PRimal: Gasp, the beans of death! RUN MAXIMALS, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Optimus Primal ponders the timeless question: which is bigger, Rhinoxs ass or Blackarachnias chest?
Galvatron Z says:
Primal: "I don't care if the orginal Optimus did go into a black hole for nucleon, there's no form of energy in the universe worth going after in there!"
Anonymous says:
Uh Rhinox? I don't think a healthy robotic ass usually makes those kinds of noises
Anonymous says:
PRIMAL: Hey look,it's one of them there Animorphs Transformers..Oh sorry Rhinox my mistake,it's just a big fresh steaming pile of your crap.Damn if I can tell the difference though
Silverwolf says:
Primal: That's the WORSE case of hemroids I've ever seen.
Rhinox: Just go get the damn preparation H!
frank says:
Rhinox, I hate to tell you this man. But you've got something growing out your @$$!
Quickswitch says:
I signed on for exploration, but I meant SPACE Explaration. Mind you, there's an awful lot of space in there...
Anonymous says:
Amazing in a Kid's cartoon, a CGI scene of your ass is very graphical.
Anonymous says:
That is one Big Ass. If we could use it to our advantage, we can win the Beast Wars by you sitting on Megatron and suffer the torture of the Heavy Ass.
Anonymous says:
So I finally get to meet the creator of the next transformers' series.
Anonymous says:
"By the matrix! What foul scheme could the decepticons be planning?! It appears they have transplanted Megatrons face to poor Rhinox's ass!
Anonymous says:
Primal- "And that should be tha- wait a minute ...where's my wristwatch?"
Anonymous says:
by the matrix! did you eat those damn autobot breakfast burritos again?
Anonymous says:
No... I don't know what it is or how it got there, but I'm sure Richard Simmons meant no offense.
Dominion says:
That's your ASS?! And I though we were about to be sucked up by another Black Hole...
Anonymous says:
primal-"my god after all my years of seaching i've finally found it, THE MAXIMAL MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP, right under my nose as it turns out..
Anonymous says:
I like, big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: "Primus, Rhinox, your ass takes up more of the frame than I do!"
Bumblebee says:
Rattrap:Rhinox is havin a baby!
Primal what did you do to him!
Pimal:It was only once up the ass. Wat a cute ass
psychotron says:
s£!t Rhinox didn't you remember never to drop the soap in a predacon prison. If Silverbolt saw that he would have had you in a good anal rape position for sure.
Lord Galvatron says:
Hey, uh... Rhinox... when you're done with that... can I uh... throw it? Cause that's what we monkeys do...
death says:
Primal:...and what a big ass you have!
Rhinox:all the better to eat you with my dear
Sideshow Sideswipe says:
primal: wow rhinox, you are more than meets the stinky brown eye.
Sideshow Sideswipe says:
primal: god damn, my alt mode looks like s£!t.
rhinox: at least you don't have projectile defecation!
Anonymous says:
i like big buts and i can not lie, but if this can sat on my face then i think i'd die.
Bumblebee says:
Edited by Seibertron. Please keep posts at a maximum of PG-13 material gang. Thanks!
Anonymous says:
Rhinox: I can't find a toilet...
Primal: I'm not your toilet...
Anonymous says:
Primal"Rhinox wait for me to get my gas mask" Rhinox"Too late Optimus" Primal "take it outside before i passsssssss ou"
Toughboot says:
Primal: No Rhinox I will not pull your tail.
Rhinox: Please Optimus, you'll get a surprise. And its your favorite.
Primal: Really chocolate covered bananas?
Anonymous says:
Primal-"This new menace is more dangerous then all the decepticons combined.Some how we must destroy it before it devoures cybertron."
Offscreen-"But were not on cybertron..."
Primal-"Well that's jus
Anonymous says:
Primus-"This new menace is more deadly then all the decepticons combined.Some how we must destroy it before it devoures cybertron."
Offscreen-"But were not on cybertron..."
Primus-"Well that's just F
Dynamus Prime says:
Primal: Everyone keep your distance. If it blows anything within a 100-mile radius will be destroyed!
Unknown says:
what are these urges, I've never felt this way before, I don't understand.
Unknown says:
okay people stay behind the line, nothing to see here, let's keep it moving
CapeMike says:
Optimus: "Rhinox, so help me, if you ask me to 'pull your tail'...."
Anonymous says:
You are reminding me too much of the Dragon Ball GT Intro with Chibi Goku Naked, GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Rhinox says:
Mainframe art guy: man, it took me two weeks just to render half that guy's ass. Can I add a virtual Jenny Craig in the next episode?
Unknown says:
Primal: man you really should go more often.Rhinox:man it's been weeks since I've felt this good
Toughboot says:
Primal: Okay Maximals pay attention, Rhinox is about to reveal his secret weapon to win the Beast Wars
Black Arachnis says:
RHINOX,don`t do it. he`s not a predacon!!rhinox:sorry too late!preeeeeeeetttt!!!
Anonymous says:
Did you actually eat that? Alright,did anybody bring the pooper scooper?
Anonymous says:
DOES MY BUTT LOOK OK WITH
YOU PRIMAL IAM NOT SURE
RHIOX AND DONT AIM THAT THING AT ME WE DON,T KOUWN IF IT LOADED I ETTER STAND CLEAR JUST AN CASES IT OK WITH ME
SO PRIMAL WE RULE DONT WE
AHAHAHH ITHINK SO.
Anonymous says:
Primal: Rhinox i'll give you 20$ for you not to do what you're thanking of doing to me.
Anonymous says:
Rhinox, did you fart again? I think you need to lay off the Buritos for a while.