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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Optimus looking at Rhinox's ass!

Optimus looking at Rhinox's ass!
214 comments
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214 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

CRACK ATTACK

Mar 18, 2022

mbd88prime says:

kinda hot in these rhinos....

May 2, 2016

DedicatedGhostArt says:

"I, like, big, butts and I cannot lie..."

Apr 16, 2016

Rainmaker says:

dat azz

Mar 19, 2016

Optimum Supreme says:

#booty

Mar 18, 2016

trailbreaker says:

"Speaking of other planets, I can see Uranus."

Jan 26, 2016

prowl123 says:

Primal: You want me to do WHAT????

Rhinox: You heard me...

Dec 21, 2011

prowl123 says:

Nice...

Dec 21, 2011

Heckfire says:

"How did they get away with this on a KIDS' show..?"
"Hell, you should see Cartoon Network in about 10 years."

Dec 16, 2011

phillmo says:

"You feeling primal!?"

"I am"

Apr 26, 2007

psycho_425 says:

OP:We need preperation H,fast!!!!
Rhinox:I thought it was Viagra...

Mar 2, 2007

Zeedust says:

Optimus: "The burritos... They.."

Rattrap: "We're all gonna die..."

Jan 23, 2007

Superion_007 says:

I hope he didn't have mexican food for lunch...

Sep 1, 2006

shockwave_inoz says:

Optimus: "I bet King Kong never had to put up with this!!"
Rhinox: "You sayin' my butt's bigger than the Empire State Building?? And I thought you were my friend! *sniffle* "
Optimus: Oh, all right - I'll CLIMB your bu

Jan 21, 2006

shockwave_inoz says:

Optimus: "I see you Rhinox... shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass... I see you Rhinox..."
Rhinox: "Uh, OKAY Op - I heard you the FIRST time!! Now could you PLEASE shut up before Groove Armada bust BOTH our a

Nov 25, 2005

Lich Lord Dranas says:

Primal: So that's where Armada came from!

Aug 4, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Primal: My god Rhinox! When was the last last time you cleaned your ass?

Jul 14, 2005

Warhead says:

CAN'T...STOP..LOOKING!!!

Feb 24, 2005

Screambug says:

Wow...you ate alot for lunch?!

Jan 27, 2005

Minicle says:

Primal: Yes, I can just see this weeks plot device emerging...

Dec 31, 2004

Zeedust says:

Rhinox: It's not what it looks like... That's just a shadow under my tail!

Optimus: Shadow? This is Beast Wars...

Rhinox: Ya had to go an' ruin it, didn't ya?

Jul 12, 2004

Nightshadow says:

Optimus: Rhinox, please put your tail over your -------.. its rather disturbing
Rhinox: ...Are you Gay?

May 15, 2004

shockwave_inoz says:

Actually, behind the scenes in the making of 'Beast Wars' the CGI teams computer crashed 372 times before they got this scene right...

Apr 15, 2004

Tiedye says:

RINOX- "Could you just scratch my rump just above the tail." I got a insect bite and I can't seem to reach it in beast mode.

Apr 2, 2004

Tiedye says:

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt. It looks like one of those rapper's girlfriends.

Mar 30, 2004

Tiedye says:

Drop it like it's hot, yea drop it like it's hot

Mar 30, 2004

Zeedust says:

Optimus: "Why someone would Krazy Glue his hands to one of these escapes me..."

Jan 12, 2004

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Amazing! The guys a veritable crap-factory, and never once wiped his bum! And not a dingleberry to show for it!

Dec 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Optimus Primal: Good god! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life! How long've those mice been living back there??
Rhinox: I don't know, but I call the white one Missy!

Nov 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie...

Nov 9, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Optimus primal- OK..Maybe I should have thought twice about this whole beast mode thing..that's just disgusting...

Rhinox- You do don't you..you think my ass looks fat..sniff

Optimus primal- Uh..no..no your ass is fine..I was talki

Nov 6, 2003

Star Saber says:

I didn't eat that.

Nov 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Don't you dare @#$%& in my face you hear?

Oct 3, 2003

Shellfox says:

Jim Carry better not comes out of that.

Aug 30, 2003

FortMax says:

Primal: MUst HaVE HOT RHINO ASSS!!!!!!!

Aug 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

My god Rhinox! When was the last last time you cleaned your ass?

Aug 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

mmmmmmmm look at that, big and tasty!

Aug 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: Pimple or boil?
Optimous:I'm undecided.

Aug 8, 2003

Lug says:

rhinox, watch where you stick that thing you big lummox!

Aug 6, 2003

Zeedust says:

"Is this the weapon that can finally end the Beast Wars and bring peace to our planet?"

Jul 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Optimus: please! not after the garlic! AAAHHHH!!!!!!!

Jul 16, 2003

Nightshadow says:

Optimus: Who cut the cheese?

Jun 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

It was only a joke, Rhinox.

May 14, 2003

Hot Shot says:

rhinox no!not on my new shag rug!!!

May 9, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Primal: .....Its like a portal to another dimension!!!!

Apr 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

u sure as hell dont look like a robot from behind

Mar 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

I find it........strangely alluring.

Mar 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Optimus: NO your butt does NOT look big in that...sheesh!

Mar 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

hmm that does look bad...maybe you should see some kind of medical professional about that cause...you...no....

Mar 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

prime: look at the ass on that! I bet he takes big dumps!

Mar 4, 2003

Zero says:

O.P:well right now I can understand why people say theres more then meets the eye

Mar 2, 2003

Zero says:

Prime:again!how can the hell can you sit on rat trao twice in one day.Well guess what I'm not sticking my hand up your @$$ to get him out again.

Mar 1, 2003

Zero says:

Prime:oh my god it so tight and far out.Rhinox:are you done.Prime:no I'm uh um still um looking if uh you got shot.Rhinox:exscuse me.Prime: ohh nasty I mean I'm done

Mar 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

optimus: he has hair coming out his @$$

Mar 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Primal: "Rhinox, if you fart, you are SO dead."

Mar 1, 2003

Inferno says:

Optimus: "Big Bot, Big Bum"

Feb 16, 2003

Dynamus Prime says:

Rhinox: Ugh, so much for "smooth passage." Primal: Dammit Rhinox! I told you to take more flax!

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

1.) You want me to stick the thermometer WHERE?!

2.) Primal: (thinking) Now I know strange and sudden urges to randomly hurl fecal matter across the room was part of the whole "beast mode urges" thing, but this is ridiculous...

Dec 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: You'll have to suck the poison out.
Primal: Uuuuhhh...no.

Dec 22, 2002

z says:

Optimus: There ain't no way I'm goin' in there!

Dec 19, 2002

z says:

Optimus: And, what exactly am I supposed to be looking for?

Dec 19, 2002

z says:

Optimus: It ain't gonna come out, I'm tellin' you!

Dec 19, 2002

Shadow says:

Primal: Just a little bit longer...oh yeah, that's the ticket.

Dec 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Oh My God, Rhinox! You have such a sweet ass!

Dec 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

pease optimus?
For the last time NO!

Dec 6, 2002

Manchester Devil says:

"Dammit Rhinox! Can you see I'm trying to watch Eastenders!?"

Nov 18, 2002

frank says:

Optimus -- "Rhinox, can I ASS you a question?"

Nov 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: "Accusations! Wicked hoarder of sh!t!! I shall regurgitate no peas!! Hear me shiny rectal tick!! Crawl forth from your cavernous pit of stench and aid me in the spanking of the purple one!!"

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

that's a phat ass!

Nov 7, 2002

Vector Sigma says:

Optimus:"I don't care if you have dead gerbil stuck way up in there. I am NOT going to get it!!!"

Nov 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

DAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!

Oct 29, 2002

tony says:

"I, emm, I sat on something, could you, emm, could you help pull it out for me?"

Oct 2, 2002

Hound says:

Nice ass

Sep 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Primal: Ah, there are you hiding your Chainguns! Very impressiv...

Aug 29, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Rhinox: I ate a baby...

Aug 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

i never knew they touch the animation into such high deatail as where the anus is...

Aug 1, 2002

ras says:

"I....I had no idea!!"

Jul 31, 2002

Anonymous says:

Maaaaaaaaan, ur ASS stinks,

Jul 27, 2002

ToXmAn says:

Elvis ! !!? are you in there ???

Jul 16, 2002

GiGatron says:

rhinox: take this megatron

Jul 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

I like big butts an i cannot lie........

Jul 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Primal "Nobody shold see this."

Jul 3, 2002

Omega Prime says:

Prime: watch where you aim that fµ©kin thing! Rhinox: shut the fµ©k up monkey ass!

Jun 30, 2002

iron hide says:

PRIMAL: holy sh*t thats gana be a big sh*t

Jun 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

And to think, we used transform into tanks and sh$t

Jun 17, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

Primal (Thinking): Note to self, kill myself hard if anyone is going to put me in a "Primal/Rhinox" yaoi after this.

Jun 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

so that is where crack comes from.

Jun 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Rhinox, is that for me?*

May 23, 2002

Anonymous says:

Rhinox , is thatr for me?

May 23, 2002

Anonymous says:

PRimal: Gasp, the beans of death! RUN MAXIMALS, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

Apr 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus Primal ponders the timeless question: which is bigger, Rhinoxs ass or Blackarachnias chest?

Mar 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Primal: may the matrix keep us safe!!

Mar 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Primal: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Mar 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Damn Rhinox What u been eatin???

Mar 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

come on prime kiss it

Mar 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prime: is that your tail or ur just happy to see me?

Mar 5, 2002

Jeremy says:

ahhhh this is distrubing

Feb 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Primal: WARN ME BEFORE THAT GOES OFF!

Feb 5, 2002

Junior says:

Rhinox: Optimus, does this beast form make my ass look fat??

Feb 1, 2002

MEGATRON says:

optimus:Damn!!!!!!! what did you eat!

Feb 1, 2002

MEGATRON says:

Damn!!!!!!! what did you eat!

Feb 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Primal:"EEEWWW! Is that corn?"

Jan 25, 2002

Blitzkrieg says:

Primal: OH MY LORD!!!!

Jan 24, 2002

Galvatron Z says:

Primal: "I don't care if the orginal Optimus did go into a black hole for nucleon, there's no form of energy in the universe worth going after in there!"

Jan 23, 2002

Moleman says:

That is one biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig ass.

Jan 23, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: geez rhinox!! you need to get yo' fat ass to da gym!!

Jan 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Uh Rhinox? I don't think a healthy robotic ass usually makes those kinds of noises

Jan 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

PRIMAL: Hey look,it's one of them there Animorphs Transformers..Oh sorry Rhinox my mistake,it's just a big fresh steaming pile of your crap.Damn if I can tell the difference though

Jan 20, 2002

FortMax says:

Aleta honey I couldn't.....oh my god

Jan 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

why Rhinox,are you trying to seduce me ?

Jan 19, 2002

Silverwolf says:

Primal: That's the WORSE case of hemroids I've ever seen.

Rhinox: Just go get the damn preparation H!

Jan 18, 2002

frank says:

Rhinox, I hate to tell you this man. But you've got something growing out your @$$!

Jan 13, 2002

Quickswitch says:

I signed on for exploration, but I meant SPACE Explaration. Mind you, there's an awful lot of space in there...

Jan 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hello there, sweet cheeks.

Jan 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Amazing in a Kid's cartoon, a CGI scene of your ass is very graphical.

Jan 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Nice, round, plump ass....YUM!

Jan 11, 2002

Shrike says:

Rhinox, MAXIMIZE!

Jan 11, 2002

Unknown says:

primal: rinox, holster that thing!! you'l kill us all!!!

Jan 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

That is one Big Ass. If we could use it to our advantage, we can win the Beast Wars by you sitting on Megatron and suffer the torture of the Heavy Ass.

Jan 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Rhi-assed construction...it's a lost art.

Jan 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

primal: i see you baby.. shaking that ass shaking that ass!!

Jan 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey Primal! Guess what?! (Fart)

Jan 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Oh no! Rhinox can now eat from his ASS!

Jan 2, 2002

Suzanne says:

Hmm! Smell like s£!t!

Jan 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

>Rubber Glove Snap

Jan 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Primal: "You're putting WHO in the NCAA championship?"

Jan 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

So I finally get to meet the creator of the next transformers' series.

Jan 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Is that a gear or a puckered syphincter

Jan 2, 2002

MetalHawk says:

Maybe that's where lil Maximals come from!

Jan 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

"By the matrix! What foul scheme could the decepticons be planning?! It appears they have transplanted Megatrons face to poor Rhinox's ass!

Jan 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Primal- "And that should be tha- wait a minute ...where's my wristwatch?"

Jan 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Shake what yo momma gave ya!!!

Dec 31, 2001

Anonymous says:

Now thats just prime

Dec 31, 2001

gr8kingrat says:

back that ass up!!

Dec 31, 2001

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: I just swallowed the thermometer

Dec 31, 2001

Anonymous says:

by the matrix! did you eat those damn autobot breakfast burritos again?

Dec 31, 2001

Unknown says:

Prime: Don't Worry human, well got you outta there.....somehow.

Dec 31, 2001

Anonymous says:

No... I don't know what it is or how it got there, but I'm sure Richard Simmons meant no offense.

Dec 30, 2001

LioPrime says:

"Rhinox, is that a tattoo of Ralph Macchio on your ass?"

Dec 30, 2001

blackconvoy says:

I like big butts and I can not lie.

Dec 30, 2001

Dominion says:

That's your ASS?! And I though we were about to be sucked up by another Black Hole...

Dec 29, 2001

Dominion says:

Push harder! I think I can see Rattrap!

Dec 29, 2001

Dominion says:

Caption- Optimus Primal vists the Grand Canyon.

Dec 29, 2001

Anonymous says:

And I thought I had a Big Ass in Kettou Beast Wars!

Dec 29, 2001

Anonymous says:

primal-"my god after all my years of seaching i've finally found it, THE MAXIMAL MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP, right under my nose as it turns out..

Dec 29, 2001

Anonymous says:

I like, big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny!

Dec 29, 2001

Anonymous says:

Optimus: "Primus, Rhinox, your ass takes up more of the frame than I do!"

Dec 28, 2001

Bumblebee says:

Rattrap:Rhinox is havin a baby!
Primal what did you do to him!
Pimal:It was only once up the ass. Wat a cute ass

Dec 28, 2001

Anonymous says:

Rhinox,Where did you say my gun was?

Dec 28, 2001

psychotron says:

s£!t Rhinox didn't you remember never to drop the soap in a predacon prison. If Silverbolt saw that he would have had you in a good anal rape position for sure.

Dec 27, 2001

tito says:

I wish that was a monkey ass, cause no chinp has an ass like that!

Dec 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

Is that jim ace ventura

Dec 27, 2001

Lord Galvatron says:

Hey, uh... Rhinox... when you're done with that... can I uh... throw it? Cause that's what we monkeys do...

Dec 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

Rhinox, this isn't the same as your old pull my finger routine!

Dec 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

Uh Oh,looks bad,its coming out legs first!

Dec 27, 2001

death says:

Primal:...and what a big ass you have!
Rhinox:all the better to eat you with my dear

Dec 27, 2001

Sideshow Sideswipe says:

primal: wow rhinox, you are more than meets the stinky brown eye.

Dec 27, 2001

Sideshow Sideswipe says:

primal: god damn, my alt mode looks like s£!t.
rhinox: at least you don't have projectile defecation!

Dec 27, 2001

gr8kingrat says:

Primal: toss your what??

Dec 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

i like big buts and i can not lie, but if this can sat on my face then i think i'd die.

Dec 27, 2001

Bumblebee says:

Edited by Seibertron. Please keep posts at a maximum of PG-13 material gang. Thanks!

Dec 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: I can't find a toilet...
Primal: I'm not your toilet...

Dec 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

Uh that is one big and hairy ass

Dec 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

Oh my God!...It's full of stars!!!

Dec 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

PRIMAL:I maybe into bestiality, but I'm not going to do THAT!

Dec 26, 2001

star_saber says:

prim:thinks: damn i got to get me one of those!!!

Dec 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

Primal: hey Rhinox, did I ever tell you that you have a cute butt?

Dec 26, 2001

super_convoy says:

Maximise!

Dec 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

Primal"Rhinox wait for me to get my gas mask" Rhinox"Too late Optimus" Primal "take it outside before i passsssssss ou"

Dec 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: Stop standing there and get to work!

Dec 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: Hurry! Get me some Metamucil!!!

Dec 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

No Rhinox I will not give you an enema

Dec 25, 2001

Optimal Optimus says:

By the Matrix!

Dec 25, 2001

Toughboot says:

Primal: No Rhinox I will not pull your tail.
Rhinox: Please Optimus, you'll get a surprise. And its your favorite.
Primal: Really chocolate covered bananas?

Dec 25, 2001

Anonymous says:

Primal-"This new menace is more dangerous then all the decepticons combined.Some how we must destroy it before it devoures cybertron."
Offscreen-"But were not on cybertron..."
Primal-"Well that's jus

Dec 25, 2001

Anonymous says:

Primus-"This new menace is more deadly then all the decepticons combined.Some how we must destroy it before it devoures cybertron."
Offscreen-"But were not on cybertron..."
Primus-"Well that's just F

Dec 25, 2001

Dynamus Prime says:

Primal: Everyone keep your distance. If it blows anything within a 100-mile radius will be destroyed!

Dec 25, 2001

Sheba says:

Primal: Captain's LOG...stardate 04523.1
Rhinox: No this is MY log

Dec 25, 2001

Shermtron says:

how many licks does take to get to your rectumn rhinox

Dec 25, 2001

Unknown says:

what are these urges, I've never felt this way before, I don't understand.

Dec 25, 2001

Unknown says:

okay people stay behind the line, nothing to see here, let's keep it moving

Dec 25, 2001

Unknown says:

Optimus: You went poopie again on my brand new floor!!!

Dec 25, 2001

CapeMike says:

Optimus: "Rhinox, so help me, if you ask me to 'pull your tail'...."

Dec 25, 2001

super_convoy says:

Primal: Wow, nice ass.

Dec 25, 2001

Anonymous says:

And I thought Gas Skunk smelled worst! PEE-YEW!

Dec 25, 2001

Anonymous says:

You are reminding me too much of the Dragon Ball GT Intro with Chibi Goku Naked, GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Dec 25, 2001

Anonymous says:

What kind of Exposure is this for a Children's Show?!!

Dec 25, 2001

Unknown says:

PRIMAL: By the matrix i didn't know a butt could get so big

Dec 25, 2001

Unknown says:

Primal: Dang, baby got back

Dec 25, 2001

Rhinox says:

Mainframe art guy: man, it took me two weeks just to render half that guy's ass. Can I add a virtual Jenny Craig in the next episode?

Dec 25, 2001

Unknown says:

Primal: man you really should go more often.Rhinox:man it's been weeks since I've felt this good

Dec 25, 2001

Rhinox says:

Honestly, does this mode make my butt look big?

Dec 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Oh no! I think he's about to lay the big one! AAAAAHHH!

Dec 24, 2001

super_convoy says:

Primal:...Optimus to base... can't... breathe...

Dec 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Dude! We have GOT to turn back into cars again!

Dec 24, 2001

Toughboot says:

Primal: Okay Maximals pay attention, Rhinox is about to reveal his secret weapon to win the Beast Wars

Dec 24, 2001

Unknown says:

Keep pushing, I think I see the head

Dec 24, 2001

Ultimate Optimus says:

Optimus Primal: Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!

Dec 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Damn a robot could lose an arm in there!

Dec 24, 2001

Daniel says:

sorry im an ape not a dog

Dec 24, 2001

Black Arachnis says:

RHINOX,don`t do it. he`s not a predacon!!rhinox:sorry too late!preeeeeeeetttt!!!

Dec 24, 2001

Chupacabra Convoy says:

Primal: "It's almost... hypnotic."

Dec 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Did you actually eat that? Alright,did anybody bring the pooper scooper?

Dec 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Rattrap, can you hear me?

Dec 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

DOES MY BUTT LOOK OK WITH
YOU PRIMAL IAM NOT SURE
RHIOX AND DONT AIM THAT THING AT ME WE DON,T KOUWN IF IT LOADED I ETTER STAND CLEAR JUST AN CASES IT OK WITH ME
SO PRIMAL WE RULE DONT WE
AHAHAHH ITHINK SO.

Dec 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

RHIOX does my butt look ok with you primal

Dec 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

A little big, but it'll do

Dec 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

oh primus no no not again

Dec 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Primal: Damn. That's one fine piece of ass.

Dec 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Primal: Rhinox i'll give you 20$ for you not to do what you're thanking of doing to me.

Dec 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Rhinox, did you fart again? I think you need to lay off the Buritos for a while.

Dec 24, 2001

Alpha Prime says:

"There really is 'More than Meets the Eye'!!"

Dec 24, 2001

Shermtron says:

you want me to stick what??,where??

Dec 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Primal: My God, I didn't know you had such a great ass, Rhinox!

Dec 24, 2001
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