Perceptor kicks the computer

trailbreaker says:

Perceptor needs to switch to decaffeinated coffee.

trailbreaker says:

Perceptor hates losing at Galaga.

Tigerhawk7109 says:

Dammit, how many times do I have to say it? I wanted an iMac for Christmas! An iMac! Is that so hard?

trailbreaker says:

I hate calling Tech Support !

Prime Target says:

Spousal Abuse!

BG the Robit says:

No, I didn't kick the computer... I kicked the b**** under it.

Optimum Supreme says:

Domestic violence isn't limited to humans.

Rainmaker says:

Perceptor: I told you not to update to Windows 10!

trailbreaker says:

Richard Simmons: Sweatin' to the Oldies.

Rainmaker says:

FALCON KICK!

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Google+ again!!!"

dirtysock47 says:

Damn that vista thats y we should get windows 7

#Sideways# says:

This is what he means by "Scientist".

Angelbot says:

Wheeljack: That's it. No more Spice Girls videos for you, Perceptor!

REGI ICE says:

AHAHAHAHA!! See? I -can- be violent.

shadow minicon says:

Perceptor: Work damn it WORK!!!!!!

Wheeljack:?..............

Unknown says:

Perceptor: "Damn Windows '98!"
Wheeljack: "Where the hell's Bill Gates?"

Tiedye says:

(WEELJACK)- "We lost comunications we have to reboot the system!"
(Perceptor)-"Don't worry I'm a expert at fixing computers! "Leave it to me!" (KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK)
(WHEELJACK)- "What the HELL do you think your do

soundwavegt says:

Dammit!!! I wanted Castrol Magnatec flavour!!! Stupid vening machine!!!!!

Michael9R says:

stupid dead screen

Judynator says:

Perpector: Blast it! To be bust again!

trailbreaker says:

Perceptor breakdances to try and impress Wheeljack.

Fireblader says:

Perceptor kicks teletran 1 when his copy of an armada dvd gets jammed in the disc drive

Moments later, perceptor was put into stasis lock by a electic shock from teletran 1

Wheeljack: Now that'll teach him to watch armada on teletran 1

Unknown says:

Spousal Abuse Autobot Style

master galvatron says:

Percepter: Stupid computer, Sky lynx bring me Bill gates

kanesomers says:

'Stupid internet connection, GIMME THE BOOBIES!'

morgenes says:

What does she mean, "No wonder you need a magnifier?!" I'll show her. Where's that damn send button?

Just Negare says:

Okay, you watching? Huh, watch this... see what I'm doing... I'll do this to your cranium chamber if I ever find out that you've again been USING MY CREDIT CARD TO BUY INTERNET PORN!!

crypto199 says:

Perceptor: Stupid Windows,
Wheeljack: It's a dos,
Preceptor: Who cares, this piece of Crap is a ripoff!
Wheeljack: You got it at a used parts store,
Precepter:Damn,

Scatterlung says:

Perceptor: Hey! Lets see if Teletraan can rust!

Payner™ says:

Wheeljack's latest creation meant he could control his fellow autobots movements by remote. If you think this is bad you should see what he made Sideswipe and Sunstreaker do.....'

DestronMatrix says:

Perceptor:"F#%*ing Bill Gates and Windows 98"

Wheeljack:"perceptor it's 1985 what the hell are you talking about"

taylorbaby says:

technological advancements suck! I'll show you how to fix it!

soundwavegt says:

Darn, cheap, useless piece of scrap!! Remind me never to trust that Wreck-Gar guy again!!

snavej says:

Wheeljack: How was that Riverdance show last night?
Perceptor: Excellent! Let me demonstrate some of the vigorous dancing movements.....oh confound it, now look what I've done!

Dr Buffalo says:

Perceptor: How dare you sleep with my sister!

Draego says:

Wheel Jack told Perceptor to reboot the system... he didn't mean literally though

prime idiot says:

Oh stop showing off Perceptor it's only a game for Primus sake!!

Magnus says:

Wheeljack: I'm telling you it will work. See, this button makes your left leg go up.

Perceptor: I don't know about this.

Wheeljack: Do you want Arcee to dance with you or not?

Roadshadow says:

Perceptor: Damn you Bill Gates, AND Windows 98!
Wheeljack: Jeez, Perceptor, don't be suck a dick to the computer.
Perceptor: I hate you, Wheeljack...

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Perceptor finally decides to use "percussion maintenance" to repair the computer.

shockwave_inoz says:

Perceptor: "BWAAAH!! AAAAARRRGH!!! DAMN!!! @#%$* SON OF A..."
Wheeljack: "Hey, HEY - what's up?"
Perceptor: "I just lost an eBay auction by 50 cents!! BLAST!!
Blaster (in background somewhere): "What?"
Perceptor

Starazor says:

NOOOOOOO!You B@$^&%#*! I was level 146! And you won't do anything about it!?! WAAAAAAAAAH!

*At the Decepticon base*
Starscream: Runescape accounts are SO easy to hack...*looks at screen* Level 146 and a member! I'm selling this on eBay

Minicle says:

Perceptor is well known amongst the Autobots for his polite and patient nature.
Put him in front of a computer running on Windows XP however...

Minicle says:

Perceptor: NOOOOOOOOO!! My twenty year old collection of Hentai has been deleted! DAMM YOU! DAMM YOU ALL TO HELL!!

Wheeljack: Your... what!?

Perceptor: Ermmm... Nothing! Just go back to fiddling with your knob...

Wheeljack: ...Are you coming on t

trailbreaker says:

"Damn! It always freezes when I play GALAGA!!"

Pokejedservo says:

Wheeljack: Perceptor what're you doing?

Perceptor: I was told that Spike said that kicking technology makes it work.

Wheeljack: First of all wrong Spike and trust me it doesn't...

Arsenal 121 says:

Perceptor tries the Gunner's Mate method of trouble shooting: beating the damn thing till it works.

Galaxy Optimus Primal says:

Perceptor: "See Wheeljack this is the scientific solution."

Wheeljack: "No it's the Dinobot solution."

Dclone Soundwave says:

"Stupid ball of energy, why won't it leave?! Get out of there, you blasted little Kremzeek!"

Towline says:

Quick Perceptor, we need a high tech way to get Megatron's virus out of Teletram One!
"This ought to do it Wheeljack." Perceptor answers.

TheRoMan says:

"I knew this thing was a hunk of garbage! I mean come on...its as BIG as this room, and we have cassette bots that have more memory! And they fit in my hand Wheeljack!"

Acelister says:

Perceptor: "It crashed again!"
Wheeljack: "What were you doing at the time?"
Perceptor: "Ordering 5000 Deluxe Optimus Prime's from Crazy Jamal's Autobot Busts for Kup and Blaster..."

Acelister says:

Perceptor: "And this is for not making Beast Wars longer!"
Wheeljack: "Y'know, we only CALL this 'Mainframe'... It isn't actually..."
Perceptor: "Be quiet! I'm venting my frustrations!"

Acelister says:

Perceptor: "First it blocks my download, then it hurts my foot!"
Wheeljack: "We built this terminal outta the same stuff they built Megatron outta."

Acelister says:

Seconds later, a group of angry femenists beat Perceptor to death with his own microscope.

1337W422102 says:

AndrAI: Oh no! We're in a Transformers game and I ReBooted as Wheeljack! I guess Mainframe DID get to make a G1 cartoon after all!
Matrix: (kicks) Why'd *I* have to ReBoot as a microscope??

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Perceptor is possesed by the evil spirit of Kicker!

Head Shot says:

wheeljack: you know, that whole trick of hitting a computer to make it work again, doesnt always work.....
perceptor: non-sense, it has worked aboslutetly fine for me in the past. damn, why isnt it starting up? ive been hitting this thing for half an hou

Exulted Unicron says:

Perceptor learns that computers aren't that friendly when he gets a trojan virus

doowaneeprime says:

Perceptor: See this is what they call tae-bo, CRASH! (accidentally boots Teletran).
Wheeljack: Remember what happened on Ceti-Alpha 2 when you tried to show all of us how to line dance?
Perceptor: Yeah, they still won't even let me back in, I did s

Heavy B says:

damn windows. DAMN YOU BILL GATES

Chromia says:

Percy:They banned me from the chat rooms again!!
Wheeljack: So, just make another account.
Percy: I think I'm going to go spam the Star Trek forums.....

Road Turtle says:

Perceptor, "...Circuit Blowing! Sludge Guzzling! Steaming pile of Planned Obsolescence!"

Wheeljack, "...um...such...language..."

Road Turtle says:

"I'm now telling the computer exactly what it can do with a life time supply of chocolate!..."

Damolisher says:

Wheeljack: Calm Down, Perceptor!
Perceptor: How can I, Wheeljack? have you seen this week's Ultimate Caption Contest picture on Seibertron.com?

009* says:

Damn machine ate my money! Gimme my soda pop!

KaylaTheHedgehog says:

Perceptor: Blasted pinball simulator!!
*kicks computer*
Wheeljack: It's your own fault, you know. I told you not to shake the table, but noooo. You had to keep shaking and get a tilt! That was our last ball too...

Angie Prime says:

((AIM Chat Room Initiated))
((Booting up data))
Perceptor: (kick) Damn Windows 98!! >

Massdestruction says:

Perceptor: "It's just a jump to the left"

Wheeljack: "And then a step to the right"

Perceptor: "Put your hands on your hips"

Wheeljack: "Then bring your knees in tight"

Perceptor: "But it'

Chromia says:

No. More. SPAM!!!!

Chromia says:

Wheeljack: Just press ctr-alt-del.
Percy: I did!
Wheeljack: Didja shut it off and restart it?
Percy: Yes.
Wheeljack: Um, why dontcha call tech support?
Percy: Tech support!! I'm a 30 ft tall robot for crying out loud? I AM a comuter!! AAARRRR

Acelister says:

Perceptor: "STOP GIVING ME COFFEE! I want my bagel!"
Wheeljack: "Hehehehe..." *Pushes the Coffee Eject button again*

DarkDranzer says:

P: What!? How could that dumb@$$ Grimlock get into Harvard and I didn't!? Damn computer!! You screwed up my one and only chance to get a Chemistry Degree!!

WJ: Oh pipe down there's always Yale...

P: ...I HATE YOU COMPUTER!!! *kicks it in a

Acelister says:

Perceptor: "Wheeljack, what is this I hear about you tinkering with me while I was in Ratchet's repair bay?"
Wheeljack: "Just watch this... *Wheeljack presses a button and Perceptor kicks* Well what do you think?"
Perceptor: &

DeltaOmega says:

"Macintosh's suck"! says Perceptor. As he politely gives the computer a lesson.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Wheeljack,"Perceptor what's wrong?"

Perceptor,"Jessica Sierra was voted off American Idol."

Wheeljack,"Dude that was like months ago."

Perceptor,"I'm just catching up on my taped shows now."

darkwind25 says:

Perceptor: I tried to change the oil in my car when all of a sudden I got doused with gross, yucky oil!!! Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid car!!!!

Wheeljack: Oh will you just "SHUT-UP"!!

Perceptor: Aaaaaauuuuu

1337W422102 says:

I won the Caption Contest and all I got was this stupid computer!

dolenarda says:

Perceptor:"Who put the password on this blasted thing? How am I supposed to download Cybertronian porn now???"

Ransom says:

Perceptor: *kicks comp terminal* All right, Hot Rod, this means war! I am going to install Windows XP on your computer -- without security patches!

Ransom says:

For once, Perceptor was on the receiving end of trying to get a scientist's attention.

Ransom says:

Wheeljack thought Perceptor knew what he meant by the Earth phrase "Boot the computer." He learned otherwise.

Kevinus Prime says:

"Well, I'll shoot her with my raygun when she comes....yes, I'll shoot her with my raygun when she comes...."

Kevinus Prime says:

"Hey, Perceptor, what does this button do? PERCEPTOR?"

Kevinus Prime says:

PERCEPTOR:"So anyway, I'm waching Monty Python, and the Ministry of Funny Walks skit is on, and they're all walking like this..."
WHEELJACK:" Ha! I love the Dead Parrot sketch. Classic earth humor."

Kevinus Prime says:

"I give it an 8, Mr.Clark! It has a beat, AND you can dance to it!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Windows XP" THIS!

Vile MK III says:

Percepter:"Can't you burn CDs faster!"

Wheeljack:"Hay,I'm trying to Chat online,ironbutt."

wavelength says:

why don't you let me order me for me

Thanatos Prime says:

Perceptor: So you're who my girlfriend is cheating on me with? TAKE THAT! *kicks Telettran-1 in the nuts*

Teletran-1: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Wheeljack: *I'm not gonna say anything, just move away very slowly...*

Thanatos Prime says:

Wheeljack: Whoa Perceptor! What are you doing to the computer?

Perceptor: It won't change the font!

Wheeljack: Two words: Anger. Management.

Thanatos Prime says:

Wheeljack: Hey you look like Thanatos Prime at his computer!

Acelister says:

Perceptor was a closet wife beater. Wheeljack had to tell him that the computer wasn't his wife, everytime he got high on Energon.

Acelister says:

Wheeljack: "I told you, Perceptor... 'Don't spin around and around, it'll do you no good'."

Massdestruction says:

Perceptor (Scraping the bottom of his foot): "Darn It Wheeljack, I thought you said the Dinobots were housebroken."

Acelister says:

Perceptor: "Stupid Kazaa! 'Fem on Fem action' my skidplate!"
Wheeljack: "Perceptor... Think about it, why would earthlings have Autobot pron?"

trinity3 says:

Wheeljack: "What happened?"

Perceptor: "The shade closed again, right when Arcee was getting to the good part."

King Slick says:

Perceptor: Why those so-and-so's...mocking my intellegence. I'll show those so and so nerds who hide on the internet...TAKE THAT!

Wheeljack: *mocking laughter*

King Slick says:

Perceptor: The Computer must need a "boot" up.

Wheeljack: Please, no puns. It's bad enough we got pop-ups, spam, viruses. Scams. I knew we should have signed up for Earthlink HighSpeed.

saiyan_prime says:

P: "Dammit!"

W: "What's the matter?"

P: "Stupid digital cable. They were just about to do the "I'm Rick James, bitch" skit on Chappelle's Show"

W: "Who's Rick James?"

P: &qu

Acelister says:

Wheeljack: "Are you sure that's how to uninstall AOL?"
Perceptor: "I've tried everything else, Wheeljack!"

Acelister says:

Perceptor thought the machine was what controlled the Pong abilities in Teletran One. Wheeljack tried to stop Perceptor before he kicked. He was too late. Oregon went up in an atomic blast, miliseconds after this picture was taken.

Acelister says:

Perceptor: "Damned thing! It sprayed oil at me!"
Wheeljack: "Oh... I wonder how that happened..."
*Wheeljack presses more buttons*
Perceptor: "ARGH! Now its spraying me with Hot Chocolate!"
Wheeljack *singing*: "E

scattershot78 says:

Perceptor: Dang, I hate it when prime makes me download episodes of M*A*S*H* for him!

Wheeljack: Why don't you get Bumblebee to do it? He loves downloading stuff.

Perceptor: Yeah, but he's been on the enerJOHN toilet for hours. I don'

JazZeke says:

Perceptor "NOOOOO!"

Wheeljack "What's wrong!?"

Perceptor "This computor had a programming glitch that caused the binary coding to corrupt just when I was in the pinacle of my project."

"And what project wou

JazZeke says:

The Autobots were caught in a humiliating spousal abuse scandal as Cybertron Weekly News realeasing these pictures of Perceptor in a violent fit.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Wheeljack,"No Perceptorsan I said show me paint the fence........."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Perceptor,"ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!"

CLANK.

Perceptor,"What? Cyber-roach.I got it though."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Perceptor spent weeks kicking things after watching Bend it like Beckham.

I nearly pee'd myself when Bumblebee got in the way.

Zeedust says:

Violence against computers: The Cybertronian equivalent of cruelty to animals?

darkwind25 says:

Wheeljack: Now Perceptor, after we use the Matter duplicator, I want you to brush your teeth, put on your pajamas and say your "prayers". Okay?

Perceptor: Unnggh, I don't wanna! NO, no,no,no,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Nemesis Cyberplex says:

Perceptor: searching for decepticon decoys.....wtf??.....TFU.info's down again!!!!

Nemesis Cyberplex says:

Perceptor: You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in, & shake that cosmic rust all out. You do the hokey Pokey & you turn yourself around....that's when you fall apart!!

Nemesis Cyberplex says:

WJ: I'm never letting you play DanceDance Revolution again.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Wheeljack,"Would you cut it out,we got work to do."

Perceptor,"You can work if you want to,you acn leave your friends behind,cause if they don't dance then their no friends of mine."

Wheeljack,"What the hell is wrong wi

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Perceptor,"IMPUT THIS!"

Acelister says:

Wheeljack: "You know, Transformers just CAN'T be the Lord Of The Dance..."
Perceptor: "We shall see..."

Acelister says:

Wheeljack: "You know you can't get mad at the computer just because you suck..."
Perceptor: "Its cheating!"

Acelister says:

Perceptor: "What's all that churning and bubbling? Call this a Radar screen?"
Wheeljack: "No, we call that Mr Coffee."
Perceptor: "... Yes! I always have coffee when I watch Radar. You know that."
Wheeljack: &quot

XeroSyphon says:

I... Want... My... COFFEE!!!

Massdestruction says:

Perceptor: "Fame, I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna learn how to fly..."

Wheeljack (in an English accent): "That was just dreadful. With a performance like that you will never make it onto AUTOBOT IDOL."

Massdestruction says:

Perceptor: I never wanted to be a warrior... I wanted to be the LORD OF THE DANCE!

Wolfguard says:

Wheeljack: "Ha ha! Game ate your tolken!"

DudRound says:

"PC Load Letter"? What the fu^* does that mean?

DeltaSeeker says:

Perceptor finally defeated King Bowser on Super Mario Bros., so he did a little victory dance.

Bruticus Buckeye says:

Perceptor is letting out his aggression as latrine duty went horribly wrong.

darkwind25 says:

Perpecptor: Urrghh, why don't girls like me!?

Wheeljack: 'Cause you're a giant microscope.

Perceptor: Bite me, ya freak!!!

Marv says:

Keep that pose, the reception's perfect now!

Marv says:

Come on! Dance with me! Lift those heels Wheeljack!!!

Marv says:

Stop s------ing Wheeljack, now my foot's stuck in the disk drive!!!!

Marv says:

In the words of Jim Davis; "have you booted your computer today?"

Marv says:

When all else fails, Perceptor resorts to the "scientific method"...

Marv says:

I'm a hyper-advanced, alien robot dammit!!! WHY CAN'T I GET THIS PIECE OF EARTHEN DRECK TO WORK????!!!!!

elmekia says:

Perceptor never really figured out where the 'On' button was.

Arc the ZAKO says:

Preceptor: "Press any key"? Well, I don't see an "Any Key"!

TwV says:

Perceptor:"AAAARRRGGGGHHHH! These stupid porn pop-ups are ----ing annoying!"

Weeljack:"Ohhh...Did I forgot to tell ya Chip said he was working on something 'important' last night?"

Predaprince says:

"Well! Where's my tab?!?!?!"

Jaw Crusher says:

Perceptor: "Hello mah baby, hello mah honey, hello mah ragtime gal..."
Wheeljack: "Dude, you STAY on your side of the room, alright?"

g2jazz says:

damn dial up.....

i need to read the news on seibertron about my upcoming reissue

g2jazz says:

damn i want that Playstation 3 and X-box 360 NOW!

Jetfighter Prime says:

Perceptor: "danm piece of junk!!"
Wheeljack: "what is it?"
Perceptor: "it won't work!"
Wheeljack: "Is that something new?!"

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Percepter: Bloody Windows XP
Wheeljack: I thought we were running windows 98
Starscream: (Off screen) I told them to get XP but would they listen
Wheeljack: I think we should get XP

Amity-Star says:

Perceptor: My foot's not stuck, someone just placed super-glue on the control panel when I thought I saw a fly!

Megatron: ((off stage)) he he he he he he, I'm so eeeevil!

Ravage XK says:

Perceptor: " Help, help. My foots caught in the shredder!"

Ravage XK says:

Wheeljack: "HA HAAA! I beat you at Pong again!!"

Perceptor: "Its not me, its these stupid controls! I hate this game!"

Wheeljack: " ................ You suck"

shen zhao says:

STUPID COMPUTER!!!!!

Thogg says:

dang it, dang it, dang it, i got booted again I hate AOL!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Perceptor,"It's taking for ever to download a 3 minute trailer! I hafta get DSL!"

Ratbat says:

Who knew Perceptor, the Autobots' chief scientist, could be so angry?

Ratbat says:

Perceptor! I never knew you could be so ANGRY!

Ratbat says:

Come on, you piece a' junk...WORK! We need MORE Corro-Stop!