Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

Rainmaker says:

Rhinox: They made me what? A bulldozer?
Rattrap: Yep, and I was a slaggin' motorcycle!
Rhinox: That's it, I'll go assassinate him and you cover me

Rainmaker says:

Rhinox: I forgot my chain guns so I took Cheetor's weapon
Rattrap: Eh, what's he shootin' with?
Rhinox: Oh slag...

Emerje says:

"No, I don't think he'll mind me taking his gun nearly as much as me taking his small intestines inside it."

Skywarp64 says:

"Son, we need to talk. Now, I understand that lately you've been having certain stirrings. There is a reason for it. It's never easy to explain, but it all starts at the ages of 8-12, and it involves those red spots you've been seeing on your face lately.

Heckfire says:

"You know what, Rattrap? I like you. You're not like the other people, here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're good, fine mechanoids. But they don't know what the Preds are doing
to the soil."

ishigoto says:

"...and thats where protoforms come from"

Scatterlung says:

Rhinox: If you DARE tell Cheetor I've been playing with his weapons, it'll be your hide, RAT!

Not Sonic says:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh sexual hairissment!he's touching my special area... my poop chute!

Roadshadow says:

Rhinox: Wanna have sex after this?
Rattrap: No way you gay-ass rhino!

Zeedust says:

Rhinox: "Go back to base and get my chainguns. They're the ones that say 'badass mother f*cker' on them."

LunarFormer says:

Rhinox: On the other side of this rock is Bob Skir... on three, we jump up and blast him to bits, got it?

Rattrap: eeehhh, sure, but whyz you got Cheetor's gun?

Rhinox: Because he couldn't make it but still wanted some credit... kinda hop

Not Sonic says:

Rinox: hello big boy..

Rattrap:ahh!gay rhino!please shoot me
now Trantulas!

Tranantulas:OKAY!!!:)

Zeedust says:

Rhinox: "Hey, Rattrap! WarGreymon called, and he wants his legs back."

Rattrap: "Jokes involving Digimon. How low on ideas can we get?"

Rhinox: "I dunno... I'd have to wade through all the 'Hey, gayness is a grea

Jetstreamx says:

Rhinox: Rattrap, seeing as how we are about to die, with the wrong weapons, I have a confession. I'm a closet gay. I love you.

Rattrap: Eh, sorry there big guy, but I've already been taken. Me and Dinodork are to be wed soon.

Greg says:

Snog Me You Horny Beast!
OK! You Little Rat!

Zeedust says:

Rhinox: "War? How the SLAG did I wind up as WAR? I'm supposed to be Death! Doesn't anyone remember The World's Worst Fanfic? RHINOX IS DEATH!"

Rattrap: "Ease up, big green... It's another continuity anyways...&quo

Manchester Devil says:

Rhinox: "Furman going to turn me into a what?"
Rattrap: "Relax buddy, I'll distr...
*Rhinox suddenly disappears, in his place stands Simon Furman*
Furman: "War, check! Now that I have all four horsemen for my Energon story, my

g2grimmy64 says:

Son, it's time you and I had "The Talk".

Kal-Seth says:

Rhinox: How about a Lap Dance Sweet Cheeks

Rattrap:..... how much cheese you got

Nightshadow says:

What are you doing with your hand?

Banshee says:

Ratrap was the first to aprehend Rhinox for stealing Cheetors weapon

Tiedye says:

RINOX-"Look into my eyes and tell me you love me.

Tiedye says:

RATRAP-"We'll this is it, we're all gonna die RINOX-"In that case I just want you to know that I never knew true love."
RATTRAP-"What the HELL?

Tiedye says:

RATTRAP- "Well it dosen't look like we are gonna ta get outta here alive." RINOX (Putting his arm around Rattrap) In that case," I just want you to know that I never knew true love." RATTRAP- WHAT!!!!!!!

Zeedust says:

Rhinox: "I wonder if they're still looking at this one."

Rattrap: "I think I know how to find out... HEY FANBOYS! G1 CAN LICK MY SHINY METAL..."

Rhinox: "RATTRAP! What are you trying to do, get

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: ok asked Santa what you want for Christmas

Rattrapp: Cheeze cake

Optimus Prime, Jr. says:

Tribal council.

Zeedust says:

Rattrap: "So, when do we get the other two seasons on DVD?"

Rhinox: "Wrong Rhino, buddy..."

chichi says:

my guns bigger than yours

chichi says:

now come here and let tell you a story

Xalticus says:

Rattrap: "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" Rhinox remains silent.

prim says:

tell me a story to me grandpa

Anonymous says:

Rattrap, I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time now... but... here goes nothing... For the last time, I don't swing that way!!!!

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: " What the....didn't I told ya not to smoke that last blunt , you almost shot mah big toe off!"

PredaKing says:

Rhinox: *Sigh* "I miss my chaingun"

Shadow Fox says:

You know..now that we're alone..I have to tell you rat trap, your new armor makes you look....HOT!!

Asheron says:

Rattrap : and i want a firetruck and a... wait a sec ur not santa !
Rhinox : * sigh * * anime sweatdrop *

K-nonFodder says:

Rhinox: Dude i thought u said tehy dont ussually travel in packs
Rattrap: well u asked my opinion it was a fity fity shot hey cant be right all the time!!
Rhinox: u lil rat!!
Rattrap: what got ur oversized panties in a wad

Punkbot says:

We must stop meeting like this

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rhinox,"Beast Machines huh, I don't know people are gonna abbreviate that as BM,and in my book BM has always been bowel movement."

Anonymous says:

Lego My EGGO!!!

M says:

Rhinox: "NOW LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD, RATTY! WHY HAVEN'T SEIBERTRON GOTTEN ANY NEW ULTIMATE CAPTION CONTEST PICTURES!!?"

samson120 says:

Nice shorts. Your a good looking fella.

samson120 says:

"...I got you babe..."... The Sonny and Cher Tribute continues

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: "I am no DUMMY, so tak your arms off my ass."

Anonymous says:

Well when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much....

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: So I said "Rectum? I damn near killed him!" LOLOL!!11!!!one!!!

x says:

uh, you asked where little maximals came from...

Cliffjumper says:

Ratrap: Now for Christmas I want a baby predacon.
Rhionx: Okay, but uh they grow up fast.

Anonymous says:

Come here often?

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Thanks to the Maximals don't ask don't tell policy special moments like this were few and hidden,but possible.

Anonymous says:

You know, cheetor's gun really brings out your eyes....Kiss Me!!!

Anonymous says:

...umm, i dont think this is suposed to happen with co-workers...

BlItZeR says:

Rhinox: Does my sexy face turn you on baby?

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: What are you doing?!?!
Rhinox: We have five minutes left to live, the whole world's about to end, you said you'd **** me.

And thus, Kevin Smith's head imploded, and there was much rejoicing.

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: Okay Rhinox, we're surrounded and are taking cover behind the same rock as every other episode! All we have to do is wait, and maybe, just maybe we can find a way out! Wow! I love being a Maximal.
Rhinox: I feel purty.

Anonymous says:

"Rattrap then realized that he was, in fact, a rat named Rattrap, and his friend was a rhinocerous named Rhinox. They stood there for a while, before shedding a tear for the toy designers at Hasbro."

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: Is that Cheetor's gun?
Rhinox: No, but I took his temperature with it.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rattrap,"Rhinox,how long we gonna sit here before we quit this stupid game,what'd you call it again?" Rhinox,"Hide and seek,and since Dinobot's it and pretty pissed we just better stay put for now."

Christian says:

ratrap if you dont shut the hell up i will do megatron's work for him

Anonymous says:

Hey rhinox why is prime having us in a damn remote area with no megatron

Anonymous says:

Look into my eyes and THEN tell me you love me...

grim says:

PULL A STUNT LIKE THAT AGAIN, VERMIN AND ILL BLOW YER HEAD OFF!

groovygoth666 says:

Come give ol rhinox a kiss

Unknown says:

"hey little buddy, sit down on pappa's lap"

Anonymous says:

Rhinox:Is that Unicron?
Rattrap:Wait, he has to be in beast wars neo as a blendtron,so that's why we cut the camera away from him..uh.....CUT!

Kenshiro says:

Rattrap: I didn't know Cheetor could transform into a laser. Cheetor: Yeah, me either. Rhinox: He can't Cheetor: Oh that's right I can't...THE PAAAAAIIIIINNN!!!!!

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

"Rhinox, that is NOT how you do the Vulcan neck pinch."

Anonymous says:

RHINOX: Ok, Rattrap. Let me spell it for you so you can understand it: I got ammo to refill, chips to buy and a heck o other bills to pay, so PLASE!, pay me what you owe me!!
RATTRAP: Er... I have your money, but there are some issues that has been keep

M says:

Rattrap: "You silly, silly people! That isn't Rhinox with Cheetors gun! That's Cheetor in Rhinox costume!" Cheetor: "Dangit! It was supposed to be a secret!"

Anonymous says:

uh, rhinox, im pretty sure this is called sexual harrasment...

Anonymous says:

Just a couple more ventriloquist lessons and we could go brordway!

Messiah says:

"Rhinox" Have you ever had that not so fresh feeling?

Anonymous says:

(Rattrap) Sweet i just jacke dhtis gun.
(rhinox) Cool I just lifted cheetors quazar blaster
(both) Shibby

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rhinox,"You know I never noticed this til now,but after I ate Cheetor I realized I could just about do anything I damn well pleased." Rattrap,"What's dat supposed to mean?" Rhinox,"Well I've b

Thy Shadow Wolf says:

Rhinox:Rhinox smash!
Rattrap:Jeez someone has been watching a little to much Hulk lately.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rattrap,"So wanna tell me why Tigertron's trying to kill us." Rhinox,"Remember when Airazor's protoform needed my programming to come online.Well Tigertron just found out about it,and he says that counts as sex

Anonymous says:

Rat Trap: "So Rhinox, I see you have Cheetor's gun". Rhinox: "Yea... SO?" Rat Trap: "Well... I wasn't going to say anything, but... Well...." Rhinox: "Well, WHA

Anonymous says:

Rhinox to Rattrap "Where'd you get these from? You know your not allowed to play with these! No T.V. for you for a week young man!"

Anonymous says:

Rhinox "Cheetor just didn't fill me up, so I'm having Vole a Flambe!"
Rattrap "What's a vole."
Rhinnox "Oh you'll find out."

g2jazz says:

rattrap: you can kiss my pink .....
rhinox: Ok!

Anonymous says:

do u want me to stroke your coat

Anonymous says:

this is the best web site i had ever been on

Suzuki says:

RHINOX: Say hello to the nice people, Rattrap.
RATTRAP: I want some ham!
RHINOX: You are a dummy, Rattrap. I am your master.
RATTRAP: I want ham!
PRIMAL(off screen): What are you two doing?
RHINOX & RATTRAP(startled): Nothing!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rhinox,"WHOOOA,let me get this straight KB toys has 25% off of select Transformers,and then another 30% off on top of that?" Rattrap,"Yep." Rhinox,"Lets go by my calculations Powerlinx Prime should cost me $26.

Anonymous says:

"Pucker up Baby!"

Anonymous says:

rhinox: FASTBALL SPECIAL!!!

M says:

Rhinox: "NOW LISTEN, YA FILTHY RAT! YOU'RE GONNA GET MY GUN BACK OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR CIRCUITS!!" Rattrap: "Eep! OK!"

Anonymous says:

RHINOX: RATRAP... I WARNED YOU ABOUT MENTIONING OPTIMUS'S BIG HIPS. SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE. WE ARE TRAPPED BETWEEN A MAD APE WITH ROCKETS AND A HARD SPOT, WELL BEHIND ONE ANYWAY.

RATRAP: ALL I SAID WAS ......

OPTIMUS: RATRAP, RHINOX,

Anonymous says:

You recorded over Primal's soaps, no wonder he's shooting at us

Anonymous says:

So hmmmm, how you doin?

Anonymous says:

Rattrap- okay, so do you understand the plan? Rhinox- Yeah, we go yelling at Megatron that he's been redesigned into an armada freak and when he goes down to cry we blast his slaggin head off. Rattrap- right. Rattrap thinking "Memo to

JP says:

Rhinox "Why do i always have to threaten you to make you bathe?"

Kaiser Grimlock says:

"Look you little scraplet, you tell any one about this and ill tear your spark out through your skid plate. GOT IT!

Anonymous says:

"Hey Bud, you ever have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"

Aleph says:

"And now, Rattrape will sing 'John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt' while I drink a glass of water"

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: "If you want to love yourself, you must first Kiss the Man Within" Rhinox: "Ah crap, dudes gettin all homopoetic on me"

Anonymous says:

"Kiss me damnit!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rhinox,"I hafta admit Predacons,energon surges,crazy aliens trying to kill us,but you know what really annoys me?" Rattrap,"No what?" Rhinox,"Every single time I go on a mission I get sand in my ass,and let me

Ulticron says:

Rhinox: Rattrap you ever let another fart like that again and I'll shove this gun so far up your...

Rattrap: Hey I told you it wasn't me that squeezed the cheese this time!

Anonymous says:

In the heat of battle, with lasers and bombs shattering the fridgid air, their eyes locked, their pulses racing, their their heads moved slowly together...EWWWW!!!

Anonymous says:

"GEEZ...Tell me that's not your hand on my ass."

Anonymous says:

"well, I tried computer dating once, but I didn't like the computer." NYUK NYUK!

Anonymous says:

"Rattrap, do you like gladiator movies?
"

Anonymous says:

"Daddy, tell me a story..."

Anonymous says:

"Like my Cheetah purse? Saks was having a sale."

Anonymous says:

"You sort of look more like Bender than a rodent."
"Oh, yeah? Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Anonymous says:

"Squeal like a pig, boy!"
"OOOIIIINNNKKK!!!!!"

Anonymous says:

"Ya know, some days, I don't feel fresh..."

Anonymous says:

Wow! Frankenstein Junior! You're just in time! Rhinox: Hang on, Buzz!

Anonymous says:

Rattrap -- "Hey, you're not the JOLLY GREEN GIANT !!"

Anonymous says:

"Okay Santa....I want a bike, a pony and a sled!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"FINALLY...........The Rock has come to Beastwars." Rattrap,"What the hell was that?" Rhinox,"Ah slag sounds like The Rock has joined the Predicons." The Rock,"That's right you two ca

bob says:

Rattrap: Why do you have Cheator's gun?
Rhinox: Megatron got full on the rest of him.

Centbot says:

Rattrap: "Damn it, Rhinox! For the last time, I am a RAT, not a decoy to be blown to hell by the Preds everytime you or the boss monkey get one of your hairbrained schemes in your head! PUT ME DOWN!"
Rhinox: "Sure thing Rattr

Alphatron2k3 says:

Rhinox: You know Rattrap, WE ARE all going to DIE! I lost my Chainguns!

Rattrap: NOW you tell me!, I was wondering why you had Cheetors gun.
(They both sit there)

Slappyfrog says:

"reunited and it feels so good...."

Anonymous says:

Rhinox is trying to shoot with Cheetors gun. Rhinox: "Work DANGIT!!!" Rattrap: "Hey, it's not his gun, it's..." He tastes it. Rattrap: "heeeeuuugah duwd!" Rhinox: "Must be ma

CapeMike says:

Rattrap: Now explain to me again WHY you have Cheetor's gun?

Rhinox: Well, I thought we were playing Grand Theft Autobot, and-

Rattrap(long pause): Never mind....

Firewalker says:

Forgot to add my name

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: "Say, Rattrap..." Rattrap: "Yes?" Rhinox: "You ever kill a bot, just to watch him die?" Rattrap: "No..." Rhinox: "I have...on an unrelated note, would you like to buy

Anonymous says:

Rhinox,"Whoa this is weird,you ever notice that Cheetor's intestines are part of his gun?" Rattrap,"But dat would mean....." Rhinox,"Yep he's shootin crap at the Preds."

krukid says:

I never really knew how to tell you this rat trap, but I love you.

krukid says:

What do you want for Christmas you little rat you?

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: And I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey... Rhinox: You're not gonna start any fires, are you? Rattrap: At my house we call them "uh-ohs"!

Goblez says:

Rhinox: now what do you want for christmas little boy?
Rattrap:..put me down....just put me down..

Arkhaon says:

HEY MEGS SHUT UP FOR A SECOND
WE GOT A UNION BREAK

Zeedust says:

Rattrap: "Where's your chainguns?"
Rhinox: "Cheetor has 'em."
Rattrap: "So that explains..."
Rhinox: "Yeah, afraid so."
Rattrap: "We're all gon

Anonymous says:

Hey Rhinox how about I but you a drink and call it a day?

Prime Nova says:

You sure hiding Cheetors gun's a good idea?

ionacus says:

rattrap;rhinox? rhinox;what? rattrap;tell me about the petro-rabbits1 rhinox; i'll give you petro-rabbits!

Anonymous says:

I think I love you big guy!

Anonymous says:

nerd critic:and in this seen why does rhinox have cheetors gun
animater: I keep telling you the magic fairs in your head made him grab it

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: yeah well i'm a collecters dream i come with cheetors gun

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: Oh Rattrap. You know I'm gay, right silly goose?
Rattrap:...

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Rattrap this vacation sucks.I said Orlando,but ohhhh no you just had to see Jersey City."

M says:

Rhinox: "Ah! What a night. Just you, me, Cheetor's gun and Mr. Rock." They both look at the rock. R&R: "MR. ROCK!?!"

M says:

Rattrap: "I think that badly animated rock is following us..." Rhinox: "RUN!!!"

Bruticus says:

Rattrap: "Damn, Rhinox, you're fat! A porker! You ate the prom! Where's your party hat?"

Sixshot says:

Rattrap: you know that you have Cheetors gun, right?

Anonymous says:

It's in that second, when the the eyes meet behind the rock, that all concepts of size, gender and species go away and you just have to give in to the moment

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rhinox,"I don't understand, tell me again." Rattrap,"For the luv a cybatron one last time,this guy walks into the Axalon says his names Hot Rod and he's there to get dis "chew some bubble gum and kick

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: I don't remember capture the flag being this intense... Rhinox: This is capture the flag: ADVANCED.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rattrap,"I forget is it 1,2,3,then we go?" Rhinox,"No it's 1,2,then we go on 3,we always go on 3." [Lethal Weapon 2 ref.]

FortMax says:

Rhinox: mine's bigger

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Drunk and heavily armed are a really bad combination.

Taintedsoul69 says:

I shall name you Fluffy.

PredaKing says:

Rhinox: "Yeah Rattrap, don't tell Optimus, but I am so wasted."

matt says:

Then I says to him Your buying the round. and I shot him

Anonymous says:

rattrap have you ever seen an exited rhino

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: Say hello to my little friend!!!

The Infamous One says:

Rhinox: You want me to put my "gun" where?!?!

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: Just because they have more firepower they think they have bigger guns? We'll show them we've got big Guns, too!
Rattrap (Zogan): Um...Rhinox, that was so Ambigious!

Snake says:

"Now, Rattrap, it's OK to be different, alot of Transformers are gay..."

Pokejedservo says:

Rattrap: Oh PLEASE tell me your not going to do your ventriloquist act on me again! Rhinox: Yep...

Skyfire the Artist says:

It was always their job to guard the sandbox, but Rattrap and Rhinox never knew why.

Anonymous says:

[Rattrap] Yo Rhiney! Whad'ya say we try defeatin' Megatron ourselves? Let's see if we can make BigBot proud of us.

Anonymous says:

[Rattrap] Y'know, Rhinox, we oughtta try defeating the Preds ourselves! That would make BigBot proud...wouldn't it?

Anonymous says:

Rhinox i don't want to play santa claws

Bombshell says:

Rattrap:...So I said, that's no Predicon, that's my wife!
Rhinox: Good thing I got this gun.

Anonymous says:

Rhinox; RAtrap wil u marrie me

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rhinox,"I hear they if they capture they turn you into one of them." Rattrap,"I'm tellin ya dere's no way I'm lettin those Armada bastards redesign me.I'll die fight'n first.&quot

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rattrap,"What the did you mean when you said in two years my @$$ is gonna be wheels?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rhinox,"What the hell do you mean in two years I'm gonna be Tankor?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rhinox,"I got a parts box on ebay and would you believe I found the Cheetor gun I needed." Rattrap,"Great would you mind icing some Preds."

Minicle says:

Rattrap: Say Rhinox, whats da matta? Rhinox: Ughh! Wild bean vines. Hard to digest.
Rattrap: Uh oh!

Minicle says:

Rhinox:(Drunk) HIC! Say, your looking lovely in the moonlight Amanda. Rattrap: Yeah. Well Amanda says Slag off!!!

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: "Come here little buddy."

Ricochet says:

RatTrap: I don't think we are drunk enough to do this

davewelttf says:

Rattrap: That was close!
isn't that cheetor's gun?
Rhinox: um, No It's not!(puts the gun behind his back)

Crosscheck says:

Rhinox and Rattrap's secret lovenest was discovered. Usinf a sex toy borrowed from Cheetor, the thwo were going to engage in acts not suitable for television.

Anonymous says:

"Let's have a few beers."

transformacon says:

Oh rattrap we can not keep our forbidden love a secret any longer

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: "Juuubeei! I love yooooooouuuu!"

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: "Sweet! You found Cheetors gun!" Rhinox: "I bet you 50 bucks that It's a penis enlarger!"

Anonymous says:

Rhinox: Where's my gun? WHERE IS IT?! Rattrap: I dunno! I dunno! Meanwhile: Cheetor is raising Hell and having fun with Rhinox's chain gun.

M says:

Rhinox: "Thirty. Thirty. Thirty. Thirty." Rattrap: "Rhinox, why are you sitting behind a rock while repeating the phrase 'Thirty'?" Rhinox grabs Rattrap and throws him away and there's sounds

BoomBox says:

Rhinox: Rattrap, your mouth has the same fire rate as my chain gun, so I'm gonna use you...better than this puny gun of cheetor's.

M says:

Rattrap: "Thank Primus I found you guys. I thought... Hey! What are you doing with Cheetors gun? And where's Cheetor!?" Rhinox: "I ate him! And you're next, ya cheeky little blighta!!" Rattrap: &qu

demarcusgd says:

I don't give a $#!+ if you're gettin' you @$$ kicked in Heavy Metal War, Rhinox, I'm NOT tradin' you guns!

Neko says:

"And that where babys come from Rattrap."

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: Hey! Put me down you big bulldozer!
Rhinox: Look, rodent, Optimus said he heeds cover, I left my chaingun back at the base, I'm stuck with Cheetor's small gun, so I'm in a *very* bad mood! Now, get out there, soldier

Anonymous says:

"Jeez...for the last time, Rhinox, I'm just her great-nephew! How the hell am I supposed to know if Arcee's single again?"

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: I told ya that would happen if you and Cheetor went bar-hopping. Now you gotta deal with his small gun.

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: So what'dya think of puberty cheetah over there?
Rhinox: Don't tell him I said this...but if he doesn't stop getting 'spotty', there'll be some punishment goin' on!

USDA Prime says:

Rhinox: "(Sigh) I miss my Chaingun of Doom (TM)"

USDA Prime says:

Rattrap: "So is that Cheetor's gun in your hand, or are you happy to see me?"

BigD says:

Come here you lil' hairy rat.... Oh yes rhinox...I think I really love u...WTF??? What did you do with cheetor..I loved..ehmmm....never mind

Anonymous says:

Ratrap "Santa i want a waspinator head and particle exelirator, plus i have been a good rat." Rhinox "I don't know about that particle exelirator but waspinator's head is an easy one"

Mazinman says:

*Moments after Cheetor's death.* RHINOX: "How could you Rattrap? You were supposed to cover him yet you stayed here hidding." RATTRAP: "Don't get all high and mighty with me! Your the one who stole Cheetor&

Downshift says:

"Tell me Rattrap how does all this stress youre telling me about make you feel" Rhinox, maximal warrior, phsychiatrist and all round nice guy

Anonymous says:

Rattrap- Who'da thunk dem sharkticons still existed?
Rhinox- Beats me. Lemme try something.. * Rhinox Goes in front and shows some energy * Bah weep Granah We.... * Both he and Rattrap are fragged
Sharticons- 1st Kup and now these guys!

Mkall says:

Rhinox: "Rattrap, let me tell you about the cyberbirds and the hoverbees...

RollingMayhem says:

Rattrap: But...but I thought YOU put the milk away!
Rhinox: Aaw, slaggit, we're in for a stink when we get home.

Jade says:

Rattrap: Hey Rhinox why do you have cheetors gun? Rhinox: I ate him

tony says:

Rhinox: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! Now that I needed! Hey, Rattrap, pass the beers! Rattrap: Beers? Emm...I thought they were grenades, we are in battle after all! Rhinox: How hard did you shake them? *Megatron slams into the rocks nearby* Rattrap: Pretty

Anonymous says:

Now is the time to tell you about the birds and the bees Rattrap. You see when a soddering torch...

Zeedust says:

Rhinox: "Say hello to all the nice people, Rattrap" Rattrap: "They can see your lips moving when I talk... Now get your hand outta my butt."