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Ravage humps Spike

Ravage humps Spike
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149 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Ravage: No, I'm not! I'm ravaging him!

May 25, 2022

Umbra says:

A cat is fine too...

Apr 8, 2016

DedicatedGhostArt says:

♪This is a song about a cat, humping a spike...♪

Feb 25, 2016

trailbreaker says:

He's pissed because nobody cleaned his litter box.

Sep 8, 2015

Riptidemtmte says:

"SOUPRISE... BUTTSECKS!!!"

Jan 15, 2015

ldsam01 says:

Ravage: Oh, So its not big enough for you?!?!?!
Spike: You are a fuckin' dog! Get off!!!!

Apr 3, 2013

Heres a Hint says:

just so i know this wont make daniel apear would it

Dec 21, 2012

Zeedust says:

Spike: "Get off!"

Ravage: "Not until you give me back my other eye!"

Spike: "I'm not Micheal Bay!"

Ravage: "My bad... It's hard for me to tell one fleshbag from another WITH A MISSING EYE!"

Sep 4, 2012

Crashcomet says:

Spike: AAAAAUGH!
Megatron: Soundwave, you should really teach Ravage that it's bad to dominate others...hit him with a newspaper or something.

Dec 28, 2011

Heckfire says:

"Hey, kid, you ever hear about 'knotting?' Lemme demonstrate..."
"BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!"

Dec 16, 2011

darkqueen01 says:

Awww. He's just glad to see you!

Oct 20, 2007

Dragon_Convoy says:

stop it ravage, that's a exit only zone

Jul 12, 2007

Ironman21 says:

Soundwave: bad ravage get off of him you don't know where that dirty humans been

Jun 18, 2007

Zeedust says:

Spike: "Hey! It's not my fault they left you out of the new movie!"

Ravage: "Oh, I'm in the movie..."

Spike: "Really?"

Ravage: "Yeah, I'm playing Ironhide."

Jan 21, 2007

Zeedust says:

"Did I say Corvette? I meant a Jaguar! You'd look great as a Jaguar!"

Jan 21, 2007

Mad_Mexicoy says:

It'll go alot easier if you just lie back

Oct 31, 2006

Magnus says:

Don't be wuss, he doesn't bite. He's just being friendly.

Feb 2, 2006

Korium9 says:

Spike: I mustn't run away! I mustn't runaway!

Nov 17, 2005

tiar180 says:

oh ya oh ya baby are you a redead

Oct 5, 2005

Scatterlung says:

Ravage's visual receptors must be malfunctioning
Ravage: Come on, Soundwave, open up! I'm tired and need some R&R!

Sep 1, 2005

Scatterlung says:

Meverix - I like the way Ravage's tale magically extends and acts as a third leg :)

Sep 1, 2005

Zeedust says:

"Okay, okay, I changed my mind! You'd look great as a corvette!"

Aug 1, 2005

trailbreaker says:

Spike -- "Dammit Ravage, stop peeing on me!"

Mar 16, 2005

gauthic_angel7680 says:

ravage: take it like a man.
spike: but you a cat. i hate cats.
ravage: you'll take what ever i put in you bitch. this is my party.
[mean while] starscream is video taping this for america's funniest home video. hoping to take home the hundred

Mar 7, 2005

Armbullet says:

Ravage: "Enough Playing around! I can't go to SoundWave. He.. He is.. diferent. He doesn't have anything but.. space. So, my friend.. I come to you."
Spike: -Bends Over.- "Okay, let's get this over with."

Ravage: &qu

Dec 18, 2004

Zeedust says:

Ravage: "Say my name, bitch! Say my name!"

Spike: "Shadow Panther!"

Ravage: "No!"

Spike: "Tripredacus agent!"

Ravage: "NO!"

Spike: "Jaguar, Battle Ravage, Command Ravage, Command Jagau

Nov 19, 2004

Zeedust says:

Ravage: "Who's your daddy, flesh creature? Who's your daddy?"

Spike: "Sparkplug Witwicky. You met him earlier today, remember?"

*Awkward pause*

Ravage: "Were you TRYING to kill the mood?"

Nov 19, 2004

Zeedust says:

Note to Beast Simpson...

If Ravage was like a tripod, he'd be missing a leg.

*Checks picture*

Wait a sec... He IS missing a leg. My bad.

Nov 9, 2004

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Soundwave: (off screen) Raveage return
Spike: yeah Ravage go back to Soundwave

Oct 27, 2004

Defcon says:

"And this is Bob Barker with a reminder to have all your pets spayed or nutuered!"

Aug 30, 2004

Zeedust says:

Ravage: "Pray for mercy from... PUSS... In ARMOR!"

Spike: "Soudwave let you see Shrek 2, huh?"

Jun 29, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

And They Called it Decepticon Puppy Love many of their comrades dissagreed with spike and ravages choice of lover sbut they didn't care they could face the world together

Jun 26, 2004

Zeedust says:

Scene from "A Decepticon Werewolf in London."

May 29, 2004

Tiedye says:

Oh God no get away from me!

Apr 5, 2004

Scooter says:

Spike: Okay! Okay! You can wear my hat!

Jan 6, 2004

Anonymous says:

Ravage: Say "hello" to my little friend!

Jan 6, 2004

Zeedust says:

Spike: "Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, I was wrong! Your tail doesn't come off and become a mace! Can't we just forgive and forget?" Ravage: "Oh no, fleshling, what goes around comes around! Let's see how y

Dec 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

(Nightpaw) O_O() I thought Ravage was supposed to do that with Panzer...
(Soundwave) O_O()
(Angel) Heh-heh, yeah, about that...

Nov 16, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Spike- Wow, would you get a look at the size of that..you may be a robot dog, but you have the boner of a horse!!!

Nov 6, 2003

omega icecream says:

cat purr;rrrrrrrrouw!

Nov 1, 2003

Star Saber says:

Pardon me while I take a dump.

Nov 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

uh! uh!

Aug 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Megatron: I thought I told you not to release Ravage during mating season. Soundwave: Sorry

Jun 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Doggie Style.

Jun 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Bad Dog! Bad dog! Soundwave: He isn't a dog!
Spike: Do you think I give a damm! He looks like a dog, so he's a dig! O.K! Oh, by the way, SOMEONE BLOODY HELP ME! I'M BEEN ATTACKED BY A DOG WITH ROCKETS ON IT'S RE

Jun 2, 2003

Dean says:

Spike:do the ass ravage do the ass

May 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Where'd he come from?

May 14, 2003

Bruticus says:

Spike: "Ravage, you're so small!"
Ravage: "Don't make fun of the 'Tripedicus Agent' or you'll live to regret it."

May 6, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Holy crap, you ARE like a tripod!!!

Apr 19, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Soundwave: Ravage Eject. Operation Sumalization

Apr 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ah! not again *remembers childhood trauma* Daddy please not again.

Apr 15, 2003

zach says:

ravage:wow i havent felt this good since optimus built me the ULTRA LITTER BOX 2002

Apr 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: Megatron, Ravage is in heat.
Megatron: Well, put him to some use then. Let him exercise his..er...excess energy.
Soundwave: Ravage - eject. Operation - hump the humans.

Apr 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Bumblebee: Hey Spike, just be glad he's not using his tail!

Mar 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

please don't eat my brain.

Mar 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: " Wow you're better then Carley."

Mar 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

AHH!!!! stupid dog thumpin and humpin me ahh!!

Mar 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

spike just added a new phrase to his vocabulary- HEAVY METAL!!!

Jan 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Nightpaw:Ravage must be drunk to be in love with a human.

Jan 6, 2003

raijinald says:

Spike: STUPID DOG!!! U MAKE ME LOOK BAD. BOOGA! BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!

Jan 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Spike: Ravage, uh.. I hope that you realize that you can't possibly experience any pleasure from....
uh..... that better be motor oil dripping from your......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jan 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

spike: no no no im not the litter box noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Dec 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

spike: no no no im not he litter box noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Dec 29, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

Ravage, please you can do better than this...

Dec 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: *shakes finger* Now Ravage, what did I tell you about playing with your food?

Dec 26, 2002

jesse says:

"Soundwave! ravage is in heat again. I thought you were gonna get him fixed?

Dec 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Spike: Exit Only Ravage CANT YOU READ!?!?!?!?

Dec 6, 2002

dino says:

Spike: Ravage is that your tail or are you happy to see me

Dec 6, 2002

frank says:

Ravage ---- "Say my name, sexy bitch!"

Nov 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Spike get it kitty style

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Spike- "I'll talk! I'll talk! Just get him offa me!!!"
Soundwave- "Negative. A**-raping shall commence..."

Nov 17, 2002

gabriel says:

Spike: You FLUFFBALL
Stop LIKING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Nightpaw: Soundwave I thought you said that he'd gotten through that phase of his child hood! Angel: Oh I feel sorry for the poor guy. Nightpaw: You feel sorry for a gay MALE cat? Angel: I thought Ravage was a girl...

Nov 14, 2002

frank says:

"Ravage, stop trying to hump me !!"

Nov 11, 2002

APOLLO says:

Megatron: "I'm sorry Sparkplug, I was going to have Ravage neutered, but I never got around to it. Being the leader of the Deceptions is quite time consuming you know."

Nov 3, 2002

homelessjunkeon says:

spike:i'm late ravage. ravage:no you're right on time. spike:NO IM LATE! ravage:what are you talking about you haven't STOPPED bleeding since last time!

Oct 31, 2002

homelessjunkeon says:

spike:i'm late spike. ravage:no you're right on time. spike:NO IM LATE! ravage:what are you talking about you haven't STOPPED bleeding since last time!

Oct 31, 2002

homelessjunkeon says:

ravage: i dont want anyone to thing we're robosexuals or anything, this is just experimenting right? spike:yeah just an experiment hound need never know. ravage:ok as long as our fights don't end up y'know "weird&qu

Oct 31, 2002

Anonymous says:

what ravage dose with his spare time

Oct 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Spike: Ravage, what are you doing with your pulse rifle?

Sep 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Spike: Ravage, get offa me!

Sep 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Spike:"Oh, look. Ravage likes me. Hey, get off my leg!"

Sep 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

(Spike shoots Ravage with the Orgasmerator) Spike: Oh, bad dog! Choda boy could you give me some help here?

Sep 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

How Daniel was REALLY conceived! >:)

Sep 2, 2002

starscream88 says:

Spike: Awwww NO!!! You put that thing away this minuite mister!!!

Aug 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

NO! God no! My leg! Hump my LEG! Leave that area alone for the love of God, Ravage!

Aug 17, 2002

prime says:

Turn around boy....
Finally a hole that fits!

Jul 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Spike: Help, get him offa me.
Ravage: I LOVE YOU.
(Ravage must be blind!)

Jun 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Spike: Gee, no offense, but I was always more of a dog person... (but, uh, people change... ow!)

Jun 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

where...uh...is...uh...my...uh...crack...uh.

Jun 13, 2002

Venom says:

Spike: Awww poo...not again.

Jun 5, 2002

Polar Claw says:

R:spike, can you help me i got a coolt-o thing going on with my pants.

May 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

Easy, Ravage! Nice kitty! Nice kitty!

May 15, 2002

Speedbreaker says:

Spike:No boy,down Ravage!Wait a minute... AW CRAP, PLEASE NO...

May 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

no,please,not again a horny animal,cheetor came last night into my room,he really fµ©ket my through

May 15, 2002

aussie bot says:

No Kitty, thats a bad Kitty!!!!!!!

May 10, 2002

Wolverine says:

"Your one tough cookie to mount!"

May 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

OH GOD, RAVAGE IS IN HEAT!!!!!!!!!! OPTIMUS HELP!!!!!!!!!

Apr 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ravage: Geez! You smell terrible, kid! A word of advice: TRY CHANGING YOUR CLOTHES MORE THAN ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS!

Apr 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ravage: Whoops! I thought you were Sparkplug! My bad! Okay... carry on. (turns and charges toward Sparkplug)

Apr 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Thinking it would deter his attacker, Spike proceeded to repeatedly and savagely kick Ravage in the crotch. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, depending on your viewpoint), this maneuver succeeded only in angering the metal beast even more.

Apr 10, 2002

optimuslives says:

F**king mating season!

Apr 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Red Rocket, Red Rocket, Red Rocket.

Apr 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ravage ejeculate, ejaculate!!

Mar 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Spike: For the last time, I do NOT find you sexually atractive.

Feb 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

No, Ravage, that's a bad Ravage! Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Feb 7, 2002

Andrew says:

dude! wheres my car

Feb 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ravage:"Must...mark...territory!!!"
Spike:"Aw, son of a...NOOOOOO!!!!!"

Feb 4, 2002

MEGATRON says:

ravage:give me your damn money no!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Damn it, the rats at these work sites just keep getting bigger and bigger. Where in the sam hill am I gonna find a peice of cheese big enough to catch this one?

Jan 30, 2002

Silverwolf says:

*Opens trench coat*

Jan 23, 2002

Anonymous says:

RAVAGE:I've heard human meat tastes like chicken,and it's true.....if by chicken they mean crap.

Jan 21, 2002

FortMax says:

Ahh..its in heat

Jan 20, 2002

Silverwolf says:

Hound: DAMN, that last hump sent him flying off sparkplug, did'nt it.

Spark: HELP ME!

Bumblebee: Why?

Jan 18, 2002

Jackpot says:

Catnip for Men: a new fragrance from Calvin Klein.

Jan 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

"That's the last time i go into a cage in a robot zoo"

Jan 2, 2002

Super Prime says:

Spike: Ahhh it's Ravage,.......what the hell is he doing!?

Dec 30, 2001

Unknown says:

why didn't they just leave that out of his programming

Dec 25, 2001

Mirage says:

Ravage......will you get off of me for a scooby snack??

Dec 18, 2001

Dynamus Prime says:

For the last time, I DON'T HAVE ANY KITTY TREATS!!

Dec 17, 2001

Bumblebee says:

Ravage. Yopu want sex well iv'e had sex with mirage and spike but a robotic dog well you have to try everything once i always say. awwwwwwwwwwww yes thats it

Dec 13, 2001

Unknown says:

Okay, I admit it! I do have drugs hidden on me!

Dec 6, 2001

Anonymous says:

WILMA, I'M HOME! Oh no, Dino! Get away from ME!!!!

Dec 5, 2001

Chains says:

no. NOOO!!! i said i don't like pussys!!

Dec 4, 2001

Flamemaster Galvatron says:

baw chicka baw baw

Dec 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

I said I wanted the human female!

Nov 30, 2001

Anonymous says:

Insert point A to Point B. Then turn it 360 degrees. Then resume going left and right,left and right.

Nov 30, 2001

Anonymous says:

you an me baby aint nothing but mammals...

Nov 27, 2001

las says:

Relax, I'm just going to mount you to establish dominance.

Nov 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

I don't think he is going for my leg.

Nov 27, 2001

Deceptica says:

Soundwave: Ravage, down! I'm sorry, he's so playful...

Nov 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

URINIATION!!!!

Nov 25, 2001

Anonymous says:

UH,I dont do this kind of thing.

Nov 22, 2001

Anonymous says:

One of Spikes better days

Nov 22, 2001

Anonymous says:

I hope he doesnt hump my leg!

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

"Dude... That's your tail, right?"

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

Ravage: buahahah so you thought this was my tail the whole time... THINK AGAIN !!!

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

Stay away from my sister, Bernardo!

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

ARGH, ths stuff burns!

Nov 14, 2001

Anonymous says:

Uh Oh! I think he's in heat!!!

Nov 14, 2001

Ultimate Optimus says:

Oh god! Ravage is in heat!

Nov 7, 2001

Suzanne says:

I hope he isn't gonna $hit on my boot!!

Nov 7, 2001

MiGrAnE says:

dont move, i must mark you with my scent

Oct 31, 2001

Anonymous says:

For the last time, there never was a "Ravage kills Sparkplug" TFTM scene! And besides I'm Spike! Look! my dad's walking past right now, maul him instead!

Oct 27, 2001

Maxie-Astrotrain says:

Ravage has never been the same since soundwave got "The discovery channel"

Oct 26, 2001

Lord Galvatron says:

Dammit Ravage! No means no!

Oct 26, 2001

Optimus says:

AHHHHHHHH I'm being raped by a robotic cat!!!

Oct 25, 2001

Anonymous says:

Soundwave, I told you a thousand times already QUIT FEEDING RAVAGE CAT NIP!

Oct 24, 2001

ian says:

This is why I told you to have him neutered

Oct 24, 2001

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