ldsam01 says:
Ravage: Oh, So its not big enough for you?!?!?!
Spike: You are a fuckin' dog! Get off!!!!
Zeedust says:
Spike: "Get off!"
Ravage: "Not until you give me back my other eye!"
Spike: "I'm not Micheal Bay!"
Ravage: "My bad... It's hard for me to tell one fleshbag from another WITH A MISSING EYE!"
Crashcomet says:
Spike: AAAAAUGH!
Megatron: Soundwave, you should really teach Ravage that it's bad to dominate others...hit him with a newspaper or something.
Heckfire says:
"Hey, kid, you ever hear about 'knotting?' Lemme demonstrate..."
"BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!"
Ironman21 says:
Soundwave: bad ravage get off of him you don't know where that dirty humans been
Zeedust says:
Spike: "Hey! It's not my fault they left you out of the new movie!"
Ravage: "Oh, I'm in the movie..."
Spike: "Really?"
Ravage: "Yeah, I'm playing Ironhide."
Scatterlung says:
Ravage's visual receptors must be malfunctioning
Ravage: Come on, Soundwave, open up! I'm tired and need some R&R!
Scatterlung says:
Meverix - I like the way Ravage's tale magically extends and acts as a third leg :)
gauthic_angel7680 says:
ravage: take it like a man.
spike: but you a cat. i hate cats.
ravage: you'll take what ever i put in you bitch. this is my party.
[mean while] starscream is video taping this for america's funniest home video. hoping to take home the hundred
Armbullet says:
Ravage: "Enough Playing around! I can't go to SoundWave. He.. He is.. diferent. He doesn't have anything but.. space. So, my friend.. I come to you."
Spike: -Bends Over.- "Okay, let's get this over with."
Ravage: &qu
Zeedust says:
Ravage: "Say my name, bitch! Say my name!"
Spike: "Shadow Panther!"
Ravage: "No!"
Spike: "Tripredacus agent!"
Ravage: "NO!"
Spike: "Jaguar, Battle Ravage, Command Ravage, Command Jagau
Zeedust says:
Ravage: "Who's your daddy, flesh creature? Who's your daddy?"
Spike: "Sparkplug Witwicky. You met him earlier today, remember?"
*Awkward pause*
Ravage: "Were you TRYING to kill the mood?"
Zeedust says:
Note to Beast Simpson...
If Ravage was like a tripod, he'd be missing a leg.
*Checks picture*
Wait a sec... He IS missing a leg. My bad.
Ultra Wheelshot says:
Soundwave: (off screen) Raveage return
Spike: yeah Ravage go back to Soundwave
Defcon says:
"And this is Bob Barker with a reminder to have all your pets spayed or nutuered!"
Zeedust says:
Ravage: "Pray for mercy from... PUSS... In ARMOR!"
Spike: "Soudwave let you see Shrek 2, huh?"
Kal-Seth says:
And They Called it Decepticon Puppy Love many of their comrades dissagreed with spike and ravages choice of lover sbut they didn't care they could face the world together
Zeedust says:
Spike: "Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, I was wrong! Your tail doesn't come off and become a mace! Can't we just forgive and forget?" Ravage: "Oh no, fleshling, what goes around comes around! Let's see how y
Anonymous says:
(Nightpaw) O_O() I thought Ravage was supposed to do that with Panzer...
(Soundwave) O_O()
(Angel) Heh-heh, yeah, about that...
Shadow Fox says:
Spike- Wow, would you get a look at the size of that..you may be a robot dog, but you have the boner of a horse!!!
Anonymous says:
Megatron: I thought I told you not to release Ravage during mating season. Soundwave: Sorry
Anonymous says:
Spike: Bad Dog! Bad dog! Soundwave: He isn't a dog!
Spike: Do you think I give a damm! He looks like a dog, so he's a dig! O.K! Oh, by the way, SOMEONE BLOODY HELP ME! I'M BEEN ATTACKED BY A DOG WITH ROCKETS ON IT'S RE
Bruticus says:
Spike: "Ravage, you're so small!"
Ravage: "Don't make fun of the 'Tripedicus Agent' or you'll live to regret it."
zach says:
ravage:wow i havent felt this good since optimus built me the ULTRA LITTER BOX 2002
Anonymous says:
Soundwave: Megatron, Ravage is in heat.
Megatron: Well, put him to some use then. Let him exercise his..er...excess energy.
Soundwave: Ravage - eject. Operation - hump the humans.
raijinald says:
Spike: STUPID DOG!!! U MAKE ME LOOK BAD. BOOGA! BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!
Anonymous says:
Spike: Ravage, uh.. I hope that you realize that you can't possibly experience any pleasure from....
uh..... that better be motor oil dripping from your......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anonymous says:
Soundwave: *shakes finger* Now Ravage, what did I tell you about playing with your food?
jesse says:
"Soundwave! ravage is in heat again. I thought you were gonna get him fixed?
Anonymous says:
Spike- "I'll talk! I'll talk! Just get him offa me!!!"
Soundwave- "Negative. A**-raping shall commence..."
Anonymous says:
Nightpaw: Soundwave I thought you said that he'd gotten through that phase of his child hood! Angel: Oh I feel sorry for the poor guy. Nightpaw: You feel sorry for a gay MALE cat? Angel: I thought Ravage was a girl...
APOLLO says:
Megatron: "I'm sorry Sparkplug, I was going to have Ravage neutered, but I never got around to it. Being the leader of the Deceptions is quite time consuming you know."
homelessjunkeon says:
spike:i'm late ravage. ravage:no you're right on time. spike:NO IM LATE! ravage:what are you talking about you haven't STOPPED bleeding since last time!
homelessjunkeon says:
spike:i'm late spike. ravage:no you're right on time. spike:NO IM LATE! ravage:what are you talking about you haven't STOPPED bleeding since last time!
homelessjunkeon says:
ravage: i dont want anyone to thing we're robosexuals or anything, this is just experimenting right? spike:yeah just an experiment hound need never know. ravage:ok as long as our fights don't end up y'know "weird&qu
Anonymous says:
(Spike shoots Ravage with the Orgasmerator) Spike: Oh, bad dog! Choda boy could you give me some help here?
Anonymous says:
NO! God no! My leg! Hump my LEG! Leave that area alone for the love of God, Ravage!
Anonymous says:
Spike: Help, get him offa me.
Ravage: I LOVE YOU.
(Ravage must be blind!)
Anonymous says:
Spike: Gee, no offense, but I was always more of a dog person... (but, uh, people change... ow!)
Polar Claw says:
R:spike, can you help me i got a coolt-o thing going on with my pants.
Anonymous says:
no,please,not again a horny animal,cheetor came last night into my room,he really fµ©ket my through
Anonymous says:
Ravage: Geez! You smell terrible, kid! A word of advice: TRY CHANGING YOUR CLOTHES MORE THAN ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS!
Anonymous says:
Ravage: Whoops! I thought you were Sparkplug! My bad! Okay... carry on. (turns and charges toward Sparkplug)
Anonymous says:
Thinking it would deter his attacker, Spike proceeded to repeatedly and savagely kick Ravage in the crotch. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, depending on your viewpoint), this maneuver succeeded only in angering the metal beast even more.
Anonymous says:
No, Ravage, that's a bad Ravage! Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Anonymous says:
Ravage:"Must...mark...territory!!!"
Spike:"Aw, son of a...NOOOOOO!!!!!"
Anonymous says:
Damn it, the rats at these work sites just keep getting bigger and bigger. Where in the sam hill am I gonna find a peice of cheese big enough to catch this one?
Anonymous says:
RAVAGE:I've heard human meat tastes like chicken,and it's true.....if by chicken they mean crap.
Silverwolf says:
Hound: DAMN, that last hump sent him flying off sparkplug, did'nt it.
Spark: HELP ME!
Bumblebee: Why?
Bumblebee says:
Ravage. Yopu want sex well iv'e had sex with mirage and spike but a robotic dog well you have to try everything once i always say. awwwwwwwwwwww yes thats it
Anonymous says:
Insert point A to Point B. Then turn it 360 degrees. Then resume going left and right,left and right.
Anonymous says:
Ravage: buahahah so you thought this was my tail the whole time... THINK AGAIN !!!
Anonymous says:
For the last time, there never was a "Ravage kills Sparkplug" TFTM scene! And besides I'm Spike! Look! my dad's walking past right now, maul him instead!
Maxie-Astrotrain says:
Ravage has never been the same since soundwave got "The discovery channel"
Anonymous says:
Soundwave, I told you a thousand times already QUIT FEEDING RAVAGE CAT NIP!