The Ultimate Caption Contest
Reflector makes a pyramid
455 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
battlestrike says:
gimme a M gimme an E gimme a G gimme an A gimme a T gimme an R gimme an O gimme an N what does that spell AGTEMNOR!!!! wooooooo!!!!
Roadshadow says:
Reflector: Yay we're a tree!
Megatron: No wonder these guys never showed up in the movie...
Ashazard says:
Mammy says that if you carry me to macdonalds you will get a free meal.
What happens f you don't?
I shoot you and leave your corpses for the chickens!
Whats that you say? i have got to cut down on the caffeine?
aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggg!
Scratimus_Prime says:
Hey Mickey your so fine you blow my mind! Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
doomboy536 says:
I am 3 robots in the snow
But there are 3 of me - am I 3 robots as one, or one robot as 3?
Death Gunner says:
R1: I don't know what I've been told.
R2 + 3 repeat.
R1: Decpeticon P***y is mighty cold.
Ringsting says:
R1 "Thundercats Hooooooooo!!!!"
R2 "Uh?"
R1 "Sorry, just a little side project i have, i play Panthro"
R3 "Sell out"
Colinus Maximus says:
Are you sure this is how the Brainmasters combine into their gestault form? It seems pretty darn akward.
grimlock2000 says:
R2&R3:Can you see over it yet?
R1:No,not yet [whispers] Dang, she's hot!
Colinus Maximus says:
Presenting the Decepticon's float for this year's Saint Patrick's Day parade.
Neo God Ginrai says:
"Come on guys! Ringling Bros. is never going to hire us if we don't get this right!"
Dclone Soundwave says:
R1-"Stay still! I don't see two Decepticon cheerleaders, I see two failures who don't care!"
R2&3-(Just rub their feet & put down their heads)
Emerarudo_chan says:
Ringling Brothers proudly present...the amazing Decepticon acrobatic team!!
JPrime says:
And we thought being stunt doubles for the Charlie's Angels movie was gonna be easy.
Dragonoth says:
Viewfinder: We've got to hold this pyramid just a bit longer.
Spectro: But we've already smashed the record for longest running caption.
Viewfinder: Just a little longer, and we'll win Dungeons & Dragons character translations in Demi
Galvatron2k1 says:
We are know offical members of the Ministry of Funny Walks guys!!!! We are so proud of ourselves!! w00t!!!
Unknown says:
R1: God my ankles are killing me!
R2: How much longer?
R3: Mmm. McDonalds.
prowllooker says:
here comes the decepticon cheerleaders, with their new members, spectro, viewfinder, and spyglass. here we see them do their infamous pyramid routine.
Black Guardian says:
Look guys, you're going to have to lift me up higher if you want me to get the stuff down from the top shelf!
Castle74 says:
ViewFinder:Hey I think we beat Prime and Primal's record for longest Caption photo!!
R1+ R2: Like that's a good thing?
CWatch says:
Optimus Prime*not shown*: PULL!!!
reflector: NOOOOOO YOU IDIO....*crumbles into pieces*
Death Gunner says:
And so they stood there. For longer than anyone could remember. the members of HMW then flamed the staff with angry mail telling them to change the caption. And so they stood there. For longer than anyone could remember.
Unknown says:
Guys, I still can't see! Wait for it, wait for it, SHE JUST THREW OFF HER BRA!
Edgecrusher says:
uhm guys I need to drop some weight so either you let me down or I'll....
Unknown says:
Spectro: "Can you see inside of Arcee's window good enough now Viewfinder?"
Viewfinder: "Hold still so I can take a snap shot."
Starazor says:
*Returns with lunch* "Aw, slag it. They're rusted together. *to the others* "Get the oil can - and the camera!"
Starazor says:
If they're gonna be here to we get Heavy Metal War back, I'm gonna go get'em some energon.
Spinal says:
This is the pic that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some People started viewing it, not knowing what is was. And they'll continue viewing it foreve, just because. This is the pic that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some
Grenade Face says:
Stop jumping on us!! WE ARE GOING FALL DOWN FOOL; WE WILL LOOSE THE TRYOUTS FOR SKATING WITH THE CELEBRITIES!!!>>>>
Operation Ravage says:
Spyglass: Where are you guys taking me?
Viewfinder and Spectro: To sleep with the fishes.
Spyglass: Wait! I need to stick around for Season Two!
Spectro: No you don't.
silverfish says:
R2&R3: For hes a jolly good fellow, for hes a jolly good fellow... man never thought R1 would take the plunge
Ryu-Shu says:
step right up, step right up to see who can knock down reflector to win a prize.
R1:(i hate my life)
ejabba says:
(to the theme of the power ranger intro song) go robot rangers, go. No I mean it. Go.
Death Gunner says:
And so began the annual carrying of the torch, Ready for the Cybertronian games.
Road Turtle says:
"Forward, backward, inward, outward, come and join the chase! Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus-race. Backward, forward, outward, inward, bottom to the top, never a beginning there can never be a stop, to skipping, hopping, tripping, fancy f
snavej says:
RPG stole one of snavej's captions. In response, snavej sent out all his troops to hunt him down. This included obsolete, pyramid-obsessive cannon fodder like Reflector. Eventually, RPG was found and his dream came true - the troops helped him to
Castle74 says:
Viewfinder:You sure she sunbathes in the afternoon out on her deck?
R1:Could u hurry up man, my shoulder starting to hurt!
RPG says:
reflector realised he could not transform because SOMEBODY forgot to check for rust build ups in their joints.
Now, Reflector takes it's stiff companion back to the repair bay at decepticon headquarters.
RPG says:
cue uplifting moment music : I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
ZeldaTheSwordsman says:
The Reflector trio thought to impress Megatron by skating into Optimus Prime.However,what ap-
peared to be Optimus was actually a disguised nitroglycerin tank.As of yet,all the Decip-
ticons present at the time are still rocketing through space towards
wraeth_x says:
A cinderella story has come true the Reflector team has won the first annual cybertronian yager olympics.
snavej says:
Spectro: As if things couldn't get any worse, I've got a big New Year firework rocket lodged up my beautiful blue ass!
TheRoMan says:
Call us by our Earth names now...My name is Larry, this is my brother Darrell and this is my other brother Darrell.
snavej says:
Spectro: How close are we to our target of 10 million female admirers?
Viewfinder: Well, so far we have 2. That seal looks slightly interested as well.
Spyglass: Hold on, I'm getting a positive-sounding e-mail from A. Transvestite in Timbuktu!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Charging head long into the new year Reflector continued to dominate Ultimate Caption Contest.
RPG says:
Just like the power rangers, reflector thought they'd try to look cool by pulling off an unnecessary fancy maneuver.
(btw this image is weeks old where's the new one?)
snavej says:
Forming a pyramid, Reflector stormed Egypt and learnt the secrets of the ancients. They were now able to artificially inseminate ANY camel and make a tidy profit from it. They are now considering branching out into mule breeding.
Road Turtle says:
Dear Santa,
I didn't get the new UCC pic I asked for; instead I got a stocking stuffed with coal and someone pooped on the cookies I made. You just wait Santa, when I grow up, I'm becoming a lawyer and slapping you with a class action lawsuit
Fananga says:
After a particularly harsh put down from Soundwave, stating that it took 3 of them to become a disposable camera the boys decided they were going to merge into something else.
Up to now theyve only become an amatuer Cheerleading group and part time Folk
snavej says:
Viewfinder: Why did you have to forget your snowboard today, Spectro?
Spectro: Just be quiet and head for that big slope over there. What's it called?
Spyglass: 'The Colostomizer', apparently.
Spectro: Doesn't scare me - I do
Road Turtle says:
Dear Santa,
I've been really good this year. I made my bed every morning and fed the dog everyday. I never fought with my sister, though we did have a difference of oppinion that one time, but that dosen't count. Anyway, what I really, rea
snavej says:
With their vast network of spy cameras, the Reflector team knew exactly where to ambush Santa and steal all the toys. They particularly liked Bratz: they filled an entire cargo bay with their meticulously catalogued doll collection.
ZeldaTheSwordsman says:
Optimus:Where'd those Minicons that turn into bowling balls go?I wanna knock over the morons!
Megatron:Me too!Me too!
Bowling ball Minicons:We're back!
Optimus and Megatron:Whoopee!
Vector Prime:Oh good grief.
Road Turtle says:
Change the photo quick! We're starting to recycle our own captions! That's the second time I made that Voltron crack!
Light Blade says:
R1:Look guys its perfectly simple once i'm in the air chuck me the resynthasiser so that i can re angle it to fire at the bank over there causing the beam to reflect into the molecular discombobulator, simple
R2+3:Que?
Megatron: this is going t
Light Blade says:
R1:Look guys its perfectly simple once i'm in the air chuck me the resynthasiser so that i can re angle it to fire at the bank over there causing the beam to reflect into the molecular discombobulator, simple
R2+3:Que?
Megatron:this is going to
snavej says:
Spectro: Watch out!
Spyglass: Huh?
Spectro: Low bridgeUUUURRRKKKK! (KERLANG!)
Viewfinder: Odd, I feel lighter!
snavej says:
Spectro's fear of mice was so great that his team mates had to carry him everywhere. Even in the Arctic, Spectro's fevered imagination made him see white mice swarming through the snow.
Vampire Hunter says:
R1: Uhhhhhhhhh...how long have we've been here?
R2: Don't...know...But I'm sick of being here...
R3: Damnit, we've been here for almost 2 months!
R1: And it's almost Christmas...better find a tree...
R2: We're in the midd
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
This years Transformers calender theme: Hunks of Cybertron, December is Reflector.
Ughhhh another clunker.
Road Turtle says:
Reflector, "mmm...MM! mmm...MMM!"
Dorthy, "Why Scarecrow, I think they're trying to say 'Oil Can' "
An excerpt from the unreleased "Tranformers the Movie 2: Over the Rainbow"
Death Gunner says:
Unicron: And these, shall be your troops. Behold, Reflector, and his armada.
Galvatron: Dude, theres like, three of them...
Unicron: LOOK! If the Arielbots can be called a fleet, these can be called an Armada.
Ravage XK says:
As the rust set in nobody could remember anything but Reflector leaning into the wind.
Road Turtle says:
Shortly after taking this picture of themselves, Reflector went on strike; thus why we have no new photos for the caption contest.
NOTE: Try not to think about how Reflector managed to photograph themselves with all three in the picture and the shut
snavej says:
Spectro: Ha ha, 45,832!
Viewfinder: Ah ha ha, 45833!
Spyglass: 45835! Oh ho!
All: HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA.
[Lightning flashes, thunder rumbles, chill wind howls, nearby polar bears crap themselves.]
The Reflector trio count the number of ways
Road Turtle says:
Sony's attempt to incorporate robotics technology into thier digital cameras proved disastrous.
Road Turtle says:
Never buy a digital camera from Seibertron, they have a nasty habit of growing legs and walking away; and for that matter, don't buy a taperecorder, boombox, cassette, gun, microscope, or a car from that planet either; they've all been known to
Rhinobot says:
Hey, Soundwave, do something funny, then we make a picture for the next caption contest.
snavej says:
As they performed their useless exercises, the Reflector trio sang classic tunes such as Blackmail Blues, Carnage in C Minor and the Watch the Birdie Song.
snavej says:
Spyglass: Megatron said it would all be over by Christmas. That is looking less and less likely.
Viewfinder: We are starting to look like prize turkeys.
Spectro: Gobble gobble gobble frakking gobble!
Castle74 says:
Ok Viewfinder, be careful putting the star on the tree. Remember what happened last year!
ViewFinder:Don't remind me! I'm still picking pine needles out of my torso section..Ouch!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
As if Reflector wasn't the most boring character in Transformer history before, after 3 months in UCC he has cemented his position.
Minicle says:
Despite climbing on each other's shoulders, Reflector still wasn't tall enough too be allowed on the ride.
snavej says:
Transformers!
More than meats the aye!
Transformers!
Gobots in dis guys!
Autobots wave their paddles to
Destroy the weevil faces of
The Decepticans!
dabattousai says:
And that is what happend to Reflector and why they were not in the movie or in the 3rd season. Megatron left them in the Arctic where their joints froze.
Death Gunner says:
If only we could see whats on the other side of this glass wall. I know! Give me a boost.
Brakethrough says:
What's it been now, a month and a half?
Apparantly taking a picture DOES last longer.
snavej says:
As a prank, Soundwave took control of the Reflector trio and sent them on a Round-the-World walk in this formation. In retaliation, Reflector put a bomb inside Rumble just as he was about to take up position in Soundwave's tape deck.
snavej says:
After the humiliation of another ravishing at the hands of the gay Autobots, the Reflector team go back to base for posterior reconstruction. And a long shower.
snavej says:
Spectro: Indiana Jones ain't got nothing on me!
Spyglass: If you wanna jump onto Astrotrain, I think we should be running the other way.
Viewfinder: I know how to do that! (Starts running like a girl.)
Spyglass (mutters): Don't do that
snavej says:
Spectro: Better put me down now - Steve Allen's lawyers are looking at us with great interest!
snavej says:
Narked Decepticons go on a snavej hunt, but eventually realise that it is more interesting to participate in 'Jackass'!
snavej says:
Skywarp (out of shot): Hey, I did NOT say '------s', I said 's------s'. There's a big difference. It's like that guy Mr. Humphries who got censored because there was a 'hump' in his name!
Spectro (laughing): Ra
snavej says:
Megatron (out of shot): Nice pose, Reflector! Now hold it while I roll a fifty tonne bowling ball at you!
Optimus Prime (out of shot): Hey, no fair! My bowling ball is only forty five tonnes!
Ultra Magnus (out of shot): Don't sweat it, Prime;
Puck says:
The only true way Reflector is effective in combat...stacking each other upon themselves and falling on a target.
snavej says:
When Cybertronian cheerleading started to involve the use of heavy weaponry, Reflector was too dumb to get the hell out and do something safer instead!
snavej says:
Spyglass: Don't quote Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics at us, Nanook!
Viewfinder: Yeah, we'll show you what we think of those frakking laws!
Spectro: Well written but totally inappropriate to mechanoids like us.
King Slick says:
After being upgraded to a Digital Camera, Soundwave suggested Reflector take up a carrer in competitive cheerleading. There track record stands undefeated...for some reason there opponents always are found to be blinded by a mysterous flash.
King Slick says:
Reflector: Ready, LETS GO! D-E-C-E-P-T-I-C-O-N-S. GO DECEPTICONS GO! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! WIN! WIN! WIN! BEAT THE AUOTBOT BUMBS! CONQUER THE UNIVERSE! GO MEGATRON! HE'S OUR LEADER! BEAT OPTIMUS PRIME! WIN THE DAY! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT
Hi-Eye-Q says:
Though they were to be commended for their long run @ Seibertron.com Reflector had held pose for so long their motor functions began to seize...
snavej says:
Obsolete as a spy camera, Reflector had to find other work, such as basic pest control. Unfortunately, there weren't too many pests in Antarctica, so Reflector often spent weeks locked in one position, waiting for some bug or rodent to wander by. T
snavej says:
The Decepticons refused to abide by the rules of Twister and the result was carnage.
snavej says:
Ten seconds later, Spyglass went one way, Viewfinder went the other and Spectro was never the same again.
snavej says:
For a laugh, Skywarp made a sculpture of Reflector and put it in the Decepticon Hall of Honoured Leaders. Eventually, it was discovered, removed and dumped in the frozen North. At first, the polar bears were very puzzled but then realised that it was a
A.J. says:
... no wonder; their sparks left for the Matrix months ago... that's why they havn't moved in so long....
dabattousai says:
R1: So I heard Soundwave is back in the Cybertron series, only this time he is a useful jet transformer.
R2: I know someday, Hasbro or Takara will learn that digital cameras were made and will put us back into the toyline.
R3: A camera? Hell no, I
doomboy536 says:
R1: so we hold you up there?
R2: yeah!
R3: and when the Autobots come we throw you at them, knocking them over like nine-pins?
R2: yeah!
R1: and how long ago were the Autobots supposed to come past here?
R2: I don't know!
Insurgent says:
Starscream: Are you guys STILL here?!
Spectro: What do you expect? Unlike the rest of you, we run on Duracel Batteries.
Vampire Hunter says:
R1: I give up!! We're nemever gonna get out of this pithole!
R2: Well, there's always...
R3: SHUT UP!! SHUT UP! Every time you say it, we're still here!
R1: YEAH! So do us a favor ans ZIP the LIP!!
R2:....morons...
snavej says:
Spectro: What are we going to get Megatron for Xmas this year?
Viewfinder: I know - a picture of a beautiful flower or landscape.
Spyglass: No, he's had enough pictures. Remember last year? He nearly knocked our heads off with his morning sta
snavej says:
An Autobot (out of shot): Could you three look any more absurd?
Spectro: Well, I could stick some ostrich feathers up my tailpipe.
Viewfinder: And I could put my lacey underwear on my head!
Spyglass: I'm so embarrassed. I'm not with th
snavej says:
Accused of being 'flashers', the perverted and eccentric Reflector trio make a bizarre attempt to run for the border. They are later arrested and imprisoned in a high-security camera collectors' club vault.
snavej says:
Starscream (out of shot): Hey, Reflector team, you're spies! You're supposed to be COVERT!
Viewfinder: Shut your hole, Screamer.
Spyglass: Yeah, we got PICTURES of you!
Spectro: Really SHOCKING pictures! You can't order us to do
snavej says:
From the dubious safety of the Decepticons' ice castle, Spectro moons the Autobots, who are massing outside. Shortly afterwards, Blades flies up there, chops off Spectro's ass and hands it to him.
snavej says:
Spectro: I think we ate too much potassium again.
Spyglass: We know! We just have to work it off for a few hours and everything will be fine.
snavej says:
'I'm Big Bird! I'm Big Bird! Where's Mr. Snuffleupagus?!'
Decepticon bootleg of Sesame Street bombs in the ratings.
Blaster_6267 says:
You wouldn't belive the arm strength of Reflector thse days...he's been workin out
Castle74 says:
Now how long did Prime and Primal hold their pose for their caption again?
Football#70 says:
R1: How long we be up here?
R2: I don't know but, we'd better get a new picture soon, my shoulders hurt from holdin' you up and my feet hurt from standin' here too long.
R1: What's wrong with 'em?
R2: I think he's asl
Heavy B says:
HEY SPYGLASS, YOUR HURTING MY SHOULDER
He's not spyglass, im spyglass
oh you all look alike
dabattousai says:
R1: Well I dunno about you guys, but I think we have been in this pyramid form for too long and I think our pose has gotten some newcomers to join Seibertron.com.
R2: The Boss hasn't returned to let us know if we can leave.
R3: You think h
Insurgent says:
Spectro: Guys, I just realised why we have been here for so long. we are the only Transformer capable of taking photos. If we are in the photo, there isnt anyone left to take a new one.
Viewfinder: What about Laserbeak?
Spectro: Dont you remember? He el
Vampire Hunter says:
R1: uhhhhhh...how long have we been here?
R2: I don' know...I lost count after 4 weeks...
R3: My legs are killing me!
R1: Not as much as my ass! I'm stuck in this squawt form any longer, my fuel lines are going to burst!
R2: Well, tomorrow i
Scatterlung says:
Reflector: Hey! Its that guy who made us stand in a pyramid for ages! GET HIM!!
snavej says:
After their persistent larking about, Megatron had to put Reflector in detention for a month. Just to bring the point home, Megatron then made Reflector take thousands of pictures of his long overdue marriage to Soundwave. The bride wore a lovely cream
snavej says:
Only one crack team of photographers were able to get full coverage of the humungous blizzard that had engulfed most of the West Coast. Unfortunately, they were evil photographers and the media had to pay very dearly for their images.
Arkade says:
Viewfinder: You're supposed to put your hand up on my hip. Then I dip. You dip. We dip.
Spectro: Well we haven't made it to your hip yet. Why do you insist on dipping already?
Spyglass: *sighs* I can't believe we're even doing th
Road Turtle says:
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just dose not belong, one of these things is not like the others, see if you can tell by the end of this song...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Haha you know for a second when I saw the same picture up week after week I thought for sure I was watching Transformers: Armada on Cartoon Network lord knows they LOVEDDDDD to play the same episodes over and over again, but then I realized I was on the c
Brakethrough says:
Weeks of walking into the wind and they STILL can't catch up to Marcel Marceau.
Death-Ray Charles says:
Narrator:and just then,the animator suffered a fatal heart attack,and the animation stopped.....
Vampire Hunter says:
R1: AHHHH!!! WE'RE STILL HERE!!!
R2: Okay, nobody panic! I'm sure it's just for this last week.
R3: Are you NUTS!? You've been saying the same damn thing for weeks now! WHEN ARE WE GONNA GO HOME!!!
R2: You forget Megatron threw us o
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
You know when we first agreed to do Ultimate Caption Contest we thought, Ok we'll do this for a week, make some quick cash and be out the door.
Who knew we'd go over so well we'd be here for weeks!
Frobman says:
What happened to that artist drawing us? He said he'd be back in a second. It's been weeks now!
Insurgent says:
After perfecting his instant imobiliser, Wheeljack tried to build the worlds largest house of cards.
Insurgent says:
Spyglass: Guys, i dont want to worry you, but the ice under my feet is starting to crack.
Spectro: No body move and we should be safe.
Viewfinder: No body has moved in four weeks.
Spectro: I think we're in trouble
Insurgent says:
It is the year 2005. The evil Decepticons, led by the maniacal Megatron, have conqured the planet Cybertron. In their drunken celebration party, they glued together the most useless of their numbers and left them in a remote part of the planet. But the he
Powerstorm says:
Top Reflector: ...Alright, who put glue on my feet?!?
Rumble & Frenzy (offscreen): *snickering*
Abominus_prime says:
after many long tiring days Reflector realised he doesn't have the ability to form Devastator.
Vampire Hunter says:
R1:(hunch form) just two more days...just two more days...
R2: Great! Not only have we been on this stupid caption for more than 4 weeks, now he's losing his mind!
R3: Well, at least I don't have to got to the bathroom anymore.
R2: For Primus
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
I saw this in Highlights magazine.
What's wrong in this picture?
(Lets start the voting for longest caption ever)
Brakethrough says:
No wonder they've been here so long! They're cardboard cutouts!
That explains their degree of contribution ot the series, anyway.
snavej says:
Viewfinder: Hey, Ultra Magnus! Arcee's bolted a big dick to her chassis!
Ultra Magnus (out of shot): I can't handle that now!
Spyglass: I could!
Spectro: Look what crawled out of the closet!
snavej says:
After having photographed all the celebrities a thousand times, Reflector went in search of the Sasquatch. They came back with some reddish brown hair, a footprint and a very large turd.
kingmenasore says:
hey look guys,poloroid and kodak are making a new camera for 2006.lets give them our tech know how.
bringo says:
"You 2 carry that guy." See I told you I could get those jerks to do anything I want...
bringo says:
This was the part the ensigns knew that this would be their last away mission.
bringo says:
The coach called his legendary "triangle play", the players misunderstood.
bringo says:
The West Side cheerleaders thought that they had their formation nailed in practice, til the day of the big game.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
What do you get when you stack the crappiest Decepticon 3 high?
A pile of crap.
(I AM RUNNING OUT OF REFLECTOR JOKES!!!)
Road Turtle says:
"Run! The gang at Seibertron.com want a new Photo Caption, but We're all out of film!"
Vampire Hunter says:
R1:So much *OW!* for the new *OW* caption! YOU LIED TO US!!
R2:Hey, don't blame me! Blame the people in charge for changing the caption!
R1: This is our 4th week.OUR.4TH.WEEK!!
R3:*legs twitching still* I can't hold it in any longer!!
R2:Jus
Redfox1701 says:
Tommy Bartlett's got another thing comin' once we perfect our ski show!
Vampire Hunter says:
R1: DAMNET!! How long are we gonna stay like this!!! My legs hurt!
R2: Don't worry, hopefully they'll put up a new caption tomorrow.
R3:*legs twitching* I have to go to the bathroonm!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Against all odds the Decepticon Competative Cheerleading Squad made it alllll the way to the national finals.
They however got beat out by the Strawberry Shortcake team.
Castle74 says:
R1:Hey! Prime challenged us to see who can hold up longer for their caption. Us or him and Primal?
R1+R2:It's on!!
A.J. says:
We're blocking this pass until Heavy Metal War comes back online! Go now, fellow whatever you ares, and bring us our game.
DarkMechJock says:
Dammit, when will Seibertron put up another UCC pic?! I'm getting numb holding myself up!
Scrap Metal says:
R1: I think we should combine and be bigger and stronger.
R2: riiiight, you and your Primus of a dream.
R3: Id say we try.
R2: you serious?!
R3: trust me.
R2: ...
R3: alright you get on top R1.
R1: yay!
R3: how far do you think we can chuck him?
snavej says:
Ohwaoh, the camera never lies any more
Because there's nothing worth lying for.
[Instead, he just makes pyramids and wanders about in the arctic, listening to cheesy hits from the 1980s. Retirement never felt so sweet!]
Powerstorm says:
You've thwarted our plans of world domination for the last time, Gulliver!
Grimlock in a bow tie says:
"Okay, I'll tell megatron we want to join Barnum and bailey's circus, but I don't think he'll like it!
snavej says:
After reading some Asterix books, Spectro thinks that Chief Vitalstatistix has the right idea - don't walk when you can be carried.
hellveticon_06 says:
R1: okay, i think we can do this now...we've been trying to merge to become a bigger mech for 3 weeks now...this could do it...bear with me guys...now, just put my feet on your head now...
R2: dammit! i'm through with this merging-to-become-big
HumanAutobot says:
1&2: Can you see over the neighbors fense yet?!
3: Yep. Oh their havibg a BBQ!
1&2: Really? Let me see! *all fall over*
2: Ha,ha we fall down go boom.
1&3: Walk away slowly... RUN!!
Insurgent says:
Spectro: We've been holding this pose for so long, our pistons have seized up.
Spyglass: Quick, get the lube!
Viewfinder looks about nervously
Pokejedservo says:
Announcer: AND NOW FOR THE CHRIS LATTA TRIO! Reflector: Alright get it right you guys otherwise we'll be replaced by Sparkplug, Starscream and Wheeljack! You know they love diversity!
snavej says:
Simon Cowell (out of shot): That so-called song and dance routine you just performed was easily the most pathetic, awful piece of crud ever seen on the stages of Earth.
Spyglass: Oh no, don't say that. We tried our best. Soundwave was supposed t
snavej says:
Spectro: There's nothing like a walk in the snow for loosening the sludge pipe.
Viewfinder: See if you can do a bigger one than that polar bear just did.
Spectro: Easy! I ate half a whale yesterday!
Archanubis says:
Come on, Seibertron, change the picture! Our shoulders are getting tired!
Lanowar says:
Why do I get the feeling that we're somehow going about this Pyramid Scheme the wrong way.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Relector,"Are we cool now?"
Relector,"Are we cool now?"
Relector,"Are we cool now?"
Starscream,"No."
Me am Grimwave says:
R1: Uh, hold still! A little closer... I'm almost to the womans' bathroom window.
Castle74 says:
R1:How long have we gotta hold this pose?
R2:You remember the Prime and Primal caption one?
R1 & R3:AWWWWWW CRAP!!!!
Ransom says:
R3: How long have we been holding this pose?
R2: Forget that - how much _longer_ will we be holding this pose?
R1: Three weeks. Whenever Seibertron gets remembers to get back to us.
R3 & R2: *whimper*
______________
J/k, Seibs. :)
DecepticonRedAlert says:
reflector:go go decepticons
megatron:i told you it would be good to have cheerleaders
lockepsb says:
Announcer: And Reflector has been holding this Human... Er Robot Pyramid for 8 days, 13 hours, 45 minutes, and 12 seconds now making it an All-Time record for Robot Pyramids. beating the Seekers; Starscream, Thundercracker, and Skywarps record.
HumanAutobot says:
well you know what they say, three heads are better than half a brain, er, circuits.
Jackrabbit says:
What happens to outdated/generly useless Decepticons? they become CHEERLEADERS!
Hairball178 says:
And now...the Ice Capades prodly present...Reflector.
Spyglass: "I knew we shouldn't have balked on that movie contract in '85..."
Pyroteck says:
ok guys Megatron needs a new pair of skies, and,once agian, we where voted as expendiable parts.
Hi-Eye-Q says:
Yet to be mentioned Decepticons rush to Don's messageboard to get their names listed in any top 10 whatsoever
Frobman says:
Wait! You said we were combining?
We lied! We're running underneathe those low bridges.
galvanostril says:
forget napoleon DORK-amite! THESE bad little dudes got the sweet ninja skills.
galvanostril says:
he thought it was all fun and games until his brothers used him to break prime's knees
snavej says:
Having forgotten their winter woolies, the Reflector trio were obliged to exercise vigorously to keep warm. They totally forgot about their solar-powered internal heating units.
snavej says:
We're better than Doctor Octopus! We've got six arms, six legs and three heads! Also, we can take pictures of ourselves getting beaten up by Spiderman! Jameson will pay handsomely for those pictures!
snavej says:
Another G.I.Joe crossover? Hot dog! We're going to take pictures of Scarlett, Cover Girl and the Baroness in the shower!
snavej says:
These are not the droids you are looking for. They are simply not good enough. Move along. Nothing to see here. That iceberg over there looks very interesting, though. Go and look at it for a few hours while I escape in my X-Wing fighter.
1337W422102 says:
Morgon Freeman narrates MARCH OF THE CAMERACONS, coming soon to a theatre near you.
Road Turtle says:
...and the joke goes, "So how many Reflectors dose it take to change a lightbulb?"...
snavej says:
We're really angry about how we were 'killed off' in the recent G1 comic book. Who shall we take revenge on: Starscream or the owners of Dreamwave?!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Alright guys! We have the power of three just like on Charmed!"
2 mins later their collective asses were handed to them.
snavej says:
Official: new Transformers movie will be directed by Peter Farrelly in the style of his 1994 movie 'Dumb and Dumber'. Even the camera gets in on the lame-brain action.
snavej says:
Spectro's 'big end' breaks and he has to be carried to the repair shop in this undignified position.
snavej says:
In the Big Brother totalitarian system, hidden cameras watch you all the time to stop you from perpetrating crimes.
In the Decepticon system, the hidden cameras commit the crimes! (They also play silly games.)
snavej says:
Previously unseen: controversial practices at the Fox's Glacier Mint factory.
snavej says:
After the US Senate declares cloning illegal, the three Reflector clones go on the rampage. Rampage isn't happy about Reflector 'going' on him, so Reflector retreats to the Arctic for pyramid training.
snavej says:
After being replaced by a tiny camera inside Laserbeak's head (see Transformers: The Movie, 1986), Reflector earnt a living by entertaining the Eskimos, the seals, the penguins, the polar bears, the Arctic foxes, the narwhals, the walruses and a smal
snavej says:
Live from the Iron Man Polar Endurance Challenge, the Reflector team is so confident that they're just showing off. What they don't know is that the Autobots have hidden a Decepticon-seeking mine under the ice.
snavej says:
If we keep walking for another few months, we might find our way out of this caption competition.
snavej says:
Spyglass: I can't feel my legs.
Viewfinder: I can't feel my shoulder.
Spectro: I can't feel my ass.
Viewfinder: You couldn't find your ass with both hands and the latest ass finding machine!
Spyglass: How far to the pole?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Ok now I can reach that spot that we need to paint! Someone brush please?"
WulfiX says:
Hey guys put me down darn it, i didnt mean to call your mom a disposable !
snavej says:
Come on and change the caption, guys! It's Monday morning and we've been holding this pose all week!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Reflector,"Come on guys lets bum rush those dirty little M&M guys!"
Scarlet Thunder says:
Being kick-butt warriors didn't work out for us, so now we're cheerleaders!
Kamakaze Thrower says:
Gimme an T! Gimme a R! Gimme an A! Gimme an N! Gimme an S! Gimme an F! Gimme an O! Gimme an R! Gimme an M! Gimme an E! Gimme an R! Gimme an S! What does that spell? TRANSFORMERS!
alternator_hound says:
Viewfinder: Ummmmm.....Spyglass..Spectro....did you read those combining instructions yet?
alternator_hound says:
Spectro: Papparazzi!!!!.....combine!!! Awww the heck with it. Viewfinder just get on our shoulder's and pretend like we're BIG!
Autobot Rodimus Prime says:
Oh WOW! If we can stay like this WE CAN BE THE LEADERS OF THE DECPETICONS AND DESTROY STARSCREAM & MEGATRON!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Realizing that as Decepticon they were pretty useless,Reflector joined the circus.
Two days later they were fired.
Last time anyone knew Reflector was working a the Burger King on RT 9.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Reflectot hoped to defeat the Autobots by making them laugh themselves to death.
RAVE DEATHMASTER says:
Bot #2&3: (together)"Are you sure we're going to the right way to the Burger Shack"
Bot #1:"Yeah, i'm 'sure' this is the way back to the Burger Shack"
Bot #2:"What tha...I think we're goin to the wro
RAVE DEATHMASTER says:
After they make Megatron beserk. They ran for their life while Megatron chase them from behind.
Megatron: "I'm gonna blast all 3 of u"
Bot #1,2 & 3 :"HELP US!!!"
snavej says:
Mr. Burns: Someone's charging room service to the company. Send out Reflector to deal with them!
Smithers: What about the flying monkeys?
Mr. Burns: They didn't do what it said on the box. They just flew into the trees, ate fruit and cop
RAVE DEATHMASTER says:
Bot #1: "Let me go u bufoons..."
Bot #2&3: (together) "Oh no you don't, you're no match with Optimus Prime. You silly bot"
Bot #1: "I can beat him so easily with my bare hands"
Bot #2&3: "(O_O) ?!?&q
Payner™ says:
Starscream: "Hey Skywarp, i bet you 4 energon cubes that most of this weeks captions will be about cheerleading"
Skywarp: "You got it all wrong Screamer, most of 'em will be about combining into a gestalt"
Thundercracker: &q
Frobman says:
Being Decepticons didn't work well for Reflector, so instead they became like the Japanese villians who do silly poses and stunts.
Castle74 says:
Reflector tried to do the "pyramid" to lift morale among the Decepticon forces. Thus starting their own cheerleading squad!
DarkMechJock says:
Needless to say, Reflector's "gestalt" didn't hold up too well against Superion.
demonslayer says:
with two giant "legs" and two tiny arms, reflector does a perfect impression of astrotrain
demonslayer says:
the party gets onto a swinging start as two of the team are on think they are rollerblades
demonslayer says:
they look on jealously as megatron takes their picture with a digital camera
snavej says:
Reflector tries to join the Rio de Janeiro carnival - right display, wrong location. Next year, they decide to buy a world atlas.
snavej says:
Individually, we have no chance of sex with Amazontron, but working as a team...BANZAI!
snavej says:
The Reflector team were running away from Gary Glitter so fast that Spectro climbed onto his brothers' shoulders.
snavej says:
Transformer sex was becoming increasingly kinky, so Reflector decided to demonstrate the proper conventional positions to the newbuilt.
snavej says:
After the extensive gymnastics sessions in the polar regions, Spectro's piles never fully healed.
bvzxa says:
Reflector 1: "Ok ready??"
Reflector 2 & 3: "yeah, let's do it!!"
Reflector (ALL): "Go Team Decepticons, RA RA RA!!! Beat those autobots, Sis boom ha!!! GOOOOO Decepticons!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!!"
OMEGA GUARDIAN CONVOY says:
headline reads
Transformers 2007 parodies "Bring It ON" for a quick laugh!
Wayans brothers fired from co-writing script!
Kevinus Prime says:
Running low on energon for their guns, Spyglass and Spectro throw Viewfinder at the Autobots.
Kevinus Prime says:
After finding out Viewfinder was a Microx, they threw him off the cliff...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
While not really terrifying Reflector did serve well as anyone's bitch.
snavej says:
We gotta get over that studio fence and get inta that new Transformers movie, man!
Death-Ray Charles says:
Spyglass: Hold onm guys,I can almost see Arcees boobs....hold on......HOLD STILL DAMMIT!
snavej says:
Reflector loved the new 'happy slapping' craze - assault a stranger, take pictures of it for later amusement.
snavej says:
The circus left town early but no one told The Amazing Robotic Triplets. Even now they roam the Earth, looking for their lost caravan.
thexfile says:
For those of you who have seen charly and the cocholat factory the megatron Oempa loempa's : "O leader Megatron don't be mad , poure Starscreem is gooing to get it rely bad. The loser like he always is , eaven those outobots take the pis. W
AirFlare says:
"Look at me, i'm Megatron!! WEEEEE!!!!"
"Okay okay okay, now carry me to Megatron's throne. This is going to be so frickin funny!"
Death-Ray Charles says:
Spyglass:SCREW Devastator,we can combine into a giant robot just as well !
Raiden Gundam says:
Reflector on top opens his camera lens to fool his brothers into thinking he taking a picture when all of a sudden...
PPPLLLOOOPPP!!!
AirFlare says:
"Let's show those circus midgets what it takes to get into show business!"
"ALLEY OOP!"
snavej says:
Deleted scene from 'The Running Man' film, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
snavej says:
So this is what Shockwave meant when he said that he would put us 'on ice'!
That one-eyed purple-headed Pentium II needs to buy another humour programme.
snavej says:
Enraged that no one remembers their individual names, Spyglass, Spectro and Viewfinder take out their aggression on a harmless flock of Emperor penguins. The penguins beat them up.
Cesium_Salami says:
I swear to god, guys, if you drop me one more time I am SO quitting the team.
A'Arab Zaraq says:
JR: "Oh my this is unprecidented..."
The King: "This truely the absolute definition and perfection of the 3D!"
Frobman says:
'After they were famous': This week includes Reflector and their many get-rich-schemes!
1337W422102 says:
Look out, Blue Man Group. There's a new bunch of strangly-coloured social outcasts in town.
1337W422102 says:
With digital photography rising in popularity, the Reflector guys had to go get real jobs.
quetze says:
after just catching R1 in time before taking a dump R2 and R3 race him over to a sleeping optimus prime
1337W422102 says:
I won the Caption Contest and all I got was this crappy "Do-It-Yourself" camera kit!
Blaster_6267 says:
The new replacements for the muscle bound athletes in Family Guy: Hup Hoo Huppp Hupp Hoo
Zeedust says:
And here we see the exact moment when it the need for female transformers became most apparent.
Death-Ray Charles says:
GGGGOOOOOOOOOO TEAM !
GGGGGOOOOOOOO DECEPTICONS !
SHOW SOME TEAM SPIRIT !
Roadshadow says:
Reflector: We're here, we're queer, get used to it!
Megatron: God dammit I hate you guys. No wonder you three weren't in the movie...
snavej says:
I'm not doing another take after this: my iron balls have nearly frozen off!
snavej says:
One part of Reflector gets his head flushed down the toilet by the other two parts.
snavej says:
In the year 2050, with 35mm film becoming increasingly scarce, the three members of the Reflector team try increasingly desparate tactics to justify their worth to Megatron.
snavej says:
One part of Reflector jumped in the freezing ocean, completely frosted up and had to be carried home by his partners.
snavej says:
It's the Fortress of Solitude. I see Superman, having a shi-ite. Get down: the blast wave is coming!
snavej says:
Reflector tried to stay loyal to the Decepticons but the lure of big fees for celebrity photographs was too strong.
Bed Bugs says:
And once again, I must remind you why the "Powerlinx Gimmick" from Energon should stay in Energon.
king_dingy says:
R3: I thought you guys were going to combine to make a toilet?! Ah well, your loss I guess....ennnnnnnngggghhhhhhh!
steve2275 says:
outta tha way i wanna play x men legends 2 first
no me
not if i get there first
snavej says:
With their cheerleading tactics, Reflector inspired more lust than fear in the Autobots.
Tusko says:
No matter how you stack it, reflector spells fodder in the Decepticon ranks.
Tusko says:
Primative combiner technolgy just didn't instill fear in the autobots as it was designed to.
hellveticon_06 says:
R2: duh, what do you see, R1?
R3: how many are they?
R1: all i can see is of optimus' laser cannon pointing at me...
hellveticon_06 says:
R1: REFLECTORS, MERGE TO BECOME...
R2: hey, wait, can we merge to become much bigger?
R3: yeah, a bigger camera, i guess..
snavej says:
Wouldn't it be easier if we caught the next shuttle?
Yeah, but we don't have money for the fare.
snavej says:
Swindle said that, if we want to get rich, we should start a pyramid scheme. I think he was mistaken.
I thought he said a pyramid SELLING scheme.
Oh, yeah.
snavej says:
With one mighty fart, Spectro launched himself at the Autobots but knocked out his two partners.
DeltaSilver88 says:
No one knew that Reflector worked in a Cybertronian Circus in the past...
Dragonoth says:
"Just a little higher… perfect! Now I can take pictures over the wall."
Frobman says:
We did it. We made the first biggest robot pyramid. We'll be in the Guiennis World Book of Records!
doomboy536 says:
R1 - but I don't want to go drinking
R2 and R3- you're coming to the pub even if we have to pick you up and carry you
doomboy536 says:
well this worked for the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, it should work for us!
Acelister says:
Megatron: "I meant a pyramid for your camera mode!"
Reflector: "In our defence, that's called a tripod..."
Acelister says:
Reflector: "For he's a jolly good fellow!"
Reflector: "For he's a jolly good fellow!"
Reflector & Reflector: "For he's a jolly good fellow! And so say both of us!"
Reflector: "Oh you guy's...&
Ransom says:
R3: Is the view better up there?
R1: Just a bit higher!
R2: *grunt*
R3: Better?
R1: Yeah! I can see the femmebots now! Wow, Arcee is killer in that bikini...
R3: I want a turn!
R2: *mutters* A bikini in the Arctic? Something isn't r
AirFlare says:
".....Give me an "R", what's that spell? REFLECTOR, REFLECTOR, REFLECTOR!!!"
Reflector: "I can't believe this. First we're owning the universe, the next we're cheerleading pyramids. Man...I can't wait t
