The Ultimate Caption Contest
RID Optimus beating his chest
122 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Lockdownhunter says:
Looke here ma...I want to learn how to be a gorilla when Me grow up.
Rex Prime says:
the first clue that optimus prime would become in the future a stupid gorilla named optimus primal.
Rept138 says:
This is what happens when you cross Beast Wars Optimus Primal with R.O.D. Optimus Prime.
Swerve says:
Soooo, none of you jerks saw me choking just now? Why the hell do you think I was beating on my chest?
Zeedust says:
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Halo2addict says:
G1 Optimus Prime when the G1 Hot Rod talked him into going on "Pimp My Ride: Beast Machine Style."
darth_paul says:
TTTTTTRRRRRRROOOOOGGGGGGDDDDDOOOOOORRRRR!
TTTTTTRRRRRRROOOOOGGGGGGDDDDDOOOOOORRRRR!
TTTTTTRRRRRRROOOOOGGGGGGDDDDDOOOOOORRRRR!
[Homestar Runner fans will get it ;-)]
Octocon says:
prime has fit of rage at producers when he sees how his new fire truck mode transform.
"no no no, must be tougher! more moving parts, you suck get my agent on phone im moving back to toei!"
Tiedye says:
Optimus- "WOOOOOORRRRRRRR!!!
HOTROD- "Optimus, What the SLAG are you doing!?!
Optimus- "When Optimus Primal beat his chest, Everyone thought he looked cool and tough.
HOTROD-"Yeeeah. Thats because the guy had a beast mode.... and he
Silver Wind says:
OP finally went off the deep end after reading too many stupid "jokes" about nipples, monkeys, and something about a "chicken dance".
Rebirth Megatron says:
After many exausting weeks of research Prime finally figures out how to go Super Saiyan...and realises he'd need to be a Saiyan for that to work.
Voyager Prime says:
RiD Optimus Prime: Gary Clark not Prime! Me Prime! See, me got windows in chest! Not him! ME!!!
X-Brawn: Guess he got in the high-octane energon again.
Sideburn: Tell me again why we keep that around?
Ultra Magnus: Well, you know what to do. (Au
Pokejedservo says:
RID Prime (thinking): I don't have a Matrix nor am I beast-based at all, what good is my chest for anyways?
shadow minicon says:
This is what happens when you watch too much chicken run and you find that the tape is only half recored.
Unknown says:
Why does everyone think I need anger mangement?! Look I'm calm! Were's Bumblebee I need to kick someone's ass.
Road Turtle says:
Horribly mutating the Chicken Flu, Megatron successfully downloads it as a virus into Primes CPU, and behold! The CHICKEN DANCE VIRUS!
Road Turtle says:
I'm a rooster on the farm
Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo
I'm a happy little hen
Cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck
There's a comb on my head
Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo
I can lay you many eggs
Cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-
shadow minicon says:
This is optimus when he has had too much to drink.
Optimus: Cluck, cluck i'm a chicken!
Vampire Hunter says:
Optimus is trying out for the part of Tarzan in the new Tarzan movie..
snavej says:
In the giant tanning booth, parts of the Autobot leader were turning bright red but, mysteriously, other parts were turning other colours. Wheeljack spent years trying to explain the phenomenon.
snavej says:
Grey underpants were not such a great look for their leader, so the other Autobots confiscated his super mode sections. Prime beat his breast in frustration.
cryoknight says:
OP:look at my hands they are so huge and the walls they are flowing blue
Prowl: crud he got into the "special" energon again
OP:i feel like i can understand everything i am everything i see the universe........man i am so freaken hungry
overdrive says:
thick scottish accent : look at my sexy body! oohh you're feelin frisky cos ah'm dead sexy!
shadow minicon says:
Optimus: Me Prime Smash
Megatron: He's at it agian
Optimus primal: I think he has been watching too much tarsan or beast wars ether one can set anyone off like a rocket.
Dclone Soundwave says:
Oooh aaah aahh, look at me, I'm the next Optimus Primal even though he was destroyed in BM!! Oh Sh*t!! My spark was transported to an AU!! Great, I get to be stuck in the body of ne of the worst Primes!!
Kevinus Prime says:
"God, I HATE when all my armor doesn't come back from the cleaners..."
kataridragon says:
Optimus>> AHHH Titty Twister. How dare you use such evil diabolical tactics megatron
nothingface_prime says:
Prime: Tarzan yell!
Magnus: Uh, Prime? It's only funny if you actually [i]make[/i] the Tarzan yell... not just [i]say[/i] "Tarzan yell."
snavej says:
Why do I have glass on my chest? It always breaks in the first five minutes of any serious conflict. One day, the fragments may hurt an innocent child. Perhaps plastic sheeting would be better? No, that might suffocate a passing hungry goat. Quartz c
snavej says:
This version of Optimus Prime has very short legs and has to stand on two red boxes to reach a decent height.
snavej says:
The audacious maracas thief strikes again. Optimus is left empty-handed in the rhythm section of the carnival band.
Whelpd says:
Optimus beats his chst to call optimus primal o help him fight when he realises that he hasn't been created yet
Samsonator says:
Optimus Prime attempting Hulk Hogan's famous shirt rip, just moments before he notices he doesn't wear shirts.
kingd16 says:
Yo Megs, You want the matrix? Then you gone have to take it from me. What you waitin for, it's right here behind my six pack windshield.
Roadshadow says:
Prime: Ook ook! I'm a monkey!
Optimus Primal (Offset): And he's a Prime HOW?
Zeedust says:
And now, for your listening pleasure... Okay, so maybe just because we get a kick out of this... We present: Optimus Prime, singing in the shower!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Optimus Prime, "Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em."
Optimus Prime and Ultra Magnus, "Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em."
Optimus Prime, " Cold got to be. You know
SilentBlaster says:
Optimus Prime: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Darth Vader: You stole my line!
Optimus Prime: Sorry.
Lanowar says:
In a cause of life following art Neil Kapalan was caught later in the same pose when he found out he had been passed over the role of Armada Prime in favor of Gary Chalk.
snavej says:
Optimus: Asthmatic termites with measles, very slowly eating that decrepit old house? Priority one - we must destroy them immediately! SUPER MODE! They'll never survive three million joules of righteous blaster energy!
Megatron (out of shot): At l
shadow minicon says:
Optimus: Me optimus, you megatron
Megatron: You've been wacthing trazan angain havent you?
Autobots*Anime sweatdrops*
Decepticons:*shakes heads*
teejimusprime says:
Optimus: me prime kick butt
Grimlock: no me grimlock kick butt
prime: yeah i was making fun of you
grimlock:me think prime got screw loose
transformerguru says:
Prime: And this is how you do the Chicken Dance...
Kup: Oh no, not the dance moves again.
Transfaner says:
We're robots and don't have organs therefore can't get cancer. But you do, and you can.
Rolltide says:
Oh my dear Primus these new Whipers make my nipples itch something awful......X.B get over here!!!!!!! and bring a stick!!
Unknown says:
OP: What do you think guys? They should've casted me instead of Gary Chalk right? Right?
Autobots: ....sure, whatever you say Prime.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Optimus finds and reads (or attempts to read) one of Flourish and Blott's missing copies of "The Invisible Book of Invisibility."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime, "ARGHHHHHHH MAXIMIZE!"
X-Brawn, "Ughhh Prime you do realize we're not in Beast Wars right?"
Prime, "Ah.....damn it W.A.R.S. did you switch my script again?"
Unknown says:
Why the hell am I Firetruck?! Oh my God Roller? Were are you little buddy? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Oh hell Lucas is gonna' sue me now.
Zeedust says:
'Optimus: "Hey, Smokesecrrened! My voice actor is Neil Kapalan, I'm the only Optimus since G1 NOT voiced by Gary Chalk! DO YOUR FREAKIN' HOMEWORK, FANBOY!"
Side Burn: "Taking this a little too seriously, isn't he?&qu
SilentBlaster says:
Prime: Open darnit open!
Sideburn: I think he had little too much energon at the party.
ReinaHW says:
Prime - "Maximals, maximize!"
X-Brawn - "Not again, you're Prime, not Primal! That's in another universe!"
P - "Oh...oops. Sorry, having the same voice as before does that to me. Autobots, transform and roll out!&qu
snavej says:
Optimus lives behind a waterfall...
'I may be going prematurely rusty but I sure feel refreshed in the morning!'
snavej says:
Where did all these blue lines come from? Can someone please switch off the projectors?! We're trying to save energon, you know!
Death-Ray Charles says:
Prime: I am an important CEO, and my BOLTS should be cleaned!!!
O. Prime says:
Wedge: "No no no no no. Prime, you gotta put one hand under your armpit. The only fart noise coming from a pose like that is the ones we can't make."
Acelister says:
Woman: "Excuse me, Optimus Prime, I just slashed your tires."
Prime: "RARGH!"
X-Brawn: "Hehe, that never gets old..."
Silver Wind says:
Optimus Prime's reaction after experiencing a prank meant for another 'bot...
soundwavegt says:
Now light our darkest.... Damn!!! I knew I should've had my chest mechanism serviced!!! Open up you stupid.......
MechaRaptor says:
Optimus Prime:'Why must I wear these silver daipers?!'
Looks to the right-bottom of the screen
Optimus Prime:'Oh,right.'
MechaRaptor says:
Optimus Prime:NOOOO!! You CAN actually see my nipples through my windshields!?!? NOOOO!!
DecepticonRedAlert says:
oooo! oooo! aaaa! aaaa! me Optimus Primal ME smash!
Prowl:for the last time Optimus RID is not related to Beast Wars!
Ultra Magnus:and they wonder why I wish I was leader
