The Ultimate Caption Contest
Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head
209 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
trailbreaker says:
Rumble - "Optimus dies in the next scene."
Perceptor - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Rainmaker says:
Rumble: Stop moving, I'm trying to get the splinter out!
Perceptor: IT HURTS SO MUCH!
Heckfire says:
Psst...you're a sniper in "All Hail Megatron."
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..!
cybertronianjedi says:
Rumble/Frenzy: youre my durty little secret
perceptor:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiedye says:
[RUMBLE]-ME Love you bunches...Now destroy for me!
Only people who watch Billy and Mandy get that one.
dutnam says:
Rumble: Your power steering is out.
Perceptor: It's worse than that.....We have no brakes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sondura1 says:
Getitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoff!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh man Blaster get it off me!
Blaster:Hes not mine.
Perceptor:Well get it off!!!!
Blaster:Ewwwww no.
SilentBlaster says:
Rumble: GIMEE CHOCALATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perceptor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
snavej says:
3 caption limit? You gotta be freakin' kidding me! How am I gonna say all my cool stuff in 1500 characters?
Oh, and stop doing that to my neck sockets, Rumble!
alternator_hound says:
Rumble: I knew using super glue was a bad idea.........are you uhh....single?
morgenes says:
Rumble: Aw, c'mon, it's only a LITTLE kiss! It's not like I don't know what I'm doing. I mean, I spend ALL DAY jammed into a cassette deck with another guy.
Perceptor: Aggggghhhhhhh!
snavej says:
Perceptor: I will survive this and go on to do another caption session in a few months! I think it will involve a titanic pencil.
juggaloG says:
R: Let's play a game of BREAK THE AUTOBOT'S NECK!
P: Run, Blaster, save yourself!
B: No way! I think my cassette 'Bots wanna play a game of BREAK THE DECEPTICON'S NECK!
Scatterlung says:
Rumble: Hey Frenzy! You should see this guys brain! I can't believe it fits in here!
little_fly says:
pre stop hanging on to my mouth it hurts and besides i got tooth ache!
rumbble i am sorry no can do i have bewen sent here by megatron to demolish you!
DestronMatrix says:
Rumble:"first we crack your head then we crack your nuts."
Perceptor:"run blaster and save yourself"
Blaster:"no way I gotta stay"
luevanoalx says:
PERCEPTOR: IF YOU ARE UP HERE,WHO'S KEEPING AN EYE ON OUR TOAST??
RUMBLE:TOAST?,WHAT TOAST??
PERCEPTOR:AAAAHHHH!!!!
Draego says:
Perceptor just saw Elita one and Arccee getting it on, Rumble has seen it all before
prime idiot says:
If you don't do as you're told I'll sing a spice girls song.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
archangel_tears says:
i've got to stop smoking crack. i see purple fairies and there is one on me now.
Roadshadow says:
Perceptor: Get it off of me! GET IT OFF MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rumble: I just wanna hug ya, big guy!
Velocity Prime says:
Rumble: I know yot took them...give them back
Perceptor: I don't have them, I swear
Rumble; Don't give me that...you so stole my Buffy trading cards
Starazor says:
Rumble: Hello? *echoes* There's no way a scientist can have that much empty space in there!
Dragonoth says:
This is what it looks like when a cassette player "strafes" in Heavy Metal War.
Suzuki says:
RUMBLE(chanting): Ring around the col-lar! Ring around the col-lar!
PRECEPTOR: Aaah! Evil! EVIL!
(NOTE: The joke is from a MAD Magizine parody of "The Exorcist".)
Blaster_6267 says:
OK...let's see here. "Push down and turn to the left". AAAARRRGGGG! Curse you child proof containers
Jedi-and says:
Rummble: Okay, say Ahhh... hmm... I'm afraid to say, you need a filling in there...
Perceptor: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Get away evil Dentist!
Dclone Soundwave says:
"C'mon, smile for the pretty particle beam cannon, I promise it won't hurt.....much."
Ultra Wheelshot says:
Rumble: I know its yo Starscream, now if I could only get the mask off
Percepter: Nnooooooooo I am not Starscream ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Minicle says:
Rumble: *Whispering* Go on, eat Blaster's pies, you know you want to...
Perceptor: Must..eat...pies!
Dragonoth says:
Although Perceptor survived the Great War, he would be forever plagued with nightmares.
ZaberFang says:
Perceptor: "I've heard of having a monkey on your back, but this is rediculus!"
Pristine_Matrix says:
Rumble: "I bet it unscrews like a light bulb. Heh heh heh!"
Perceptor: "Geddimoffgeddimoffgeddimoff!"
Marv says:
Rumble had a strange, disturbing hobby: making giant wax sculptures of Autobots in poses suggesting horrible agony...
Marv says:
(Rumble imitating Perceptor's voice) "Hi there! I am Preceptor, and I am a wimpy Autobot maggot who allows himself to be bullied by tiny purple cassette bots!"
Marv says:
Shut it! Your explanations make my cranium hurt! I said; SHUT YOUR TRAP!!!!!!
Phasewing says:
[Rumble:] I'm gonna unscrew yer head off, periscope dude!
[Perceptor:] You say you're going to screw my head off? GET OFF!!! Perverted humanized Decepticon!!
[Rumble:] I didn't say "screw", jackaft!! *Starts slapping Percy&#
scattershot78 says:
Perceptor: Where's my good conscience?
Rumble: Oh you mean Eject? I kicked his butt and Ramhorn is out in the field grazing. Hahaha!!!
Acelister says:
Rumble: "I'm tellin' ya, you need a new image. First to go is the helmet..."
Perceptor: "But its attatched! Stop pulling!"
Crashinibon says:
Perceptor was shocked and horrified by Rumbles version of whispering sweet nothings in his audio modules.
Road Turtle says:
Rumble, "pssst....I know three little Mini Cons who stole your name..."
Perceptor, "WHAT! I'll kill'em! I'll kill'em all!!"
darkwind25 says:
Perceptor: Flash, ah-ahhhh, saviour of the universe!! Flash, ah-ahhhh, he saves everyone of us!!
Zeedust says:
It's been said before, it'll be said again, but as PErceptor just found out...
You really have to see Darth Tater to beleive it.
Amazon_Flarescythe says:
percetor: OMG i just saw something outside
rumble: i told u to shutup perceptor. there is nothin there.
perceptor: i'm telling u i saw something.
(what percepor saw was the most scariest site *Optimus Prime giving Megatron a hug*)
red_ensign says:
Rumble Says: Must...Close...Mouth...Must...Make...Perceptor...Stop...TALKING!!!
the purifyer says:
rumble: can we go to the circus and get ice-cream? if you don't i'll scream so loud even cybertron will hear!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Rumble,"That does it you left a spot on that window! CLEAN IT BETTER!"
gauthic_angel7680 says:
Holy Sh*t, i have got to stop smoking crack. I starting to see robotic purple faires! Holy Sh*t there is one on me!! Help me get it off, Blaster!!
Prime805 says:
Percy: OH MY GOD R U TELLING ME THERE IS NO SANTA....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ransom says:
Perceptor: *examines the UCC pic* That is very obviously PhotoShop-ed. I have never behaved in such an undignified manner.
Rumble: But I look just like my handsome Decepticon self!
Perceptor: An even more telling clue to its falseness.
Rumble: Wh
Road Turtle says:
Rumble, "Hold Still! We gotta take out that crayon!"
Perceptor, "Noooo! It'll Hurt!!!"
Arc the ZAKO says:
Rumble: WHEE! GIDDY UP!!!! HIYA! HIYA!
Blaster: Ow! I say, quite hitting me!
Dragontron88 says:
Rumble-" YOU ATE THE CHOCLATE! I SEE IT IN THE GROOVES OF YOUR MOLARS, BASTARD!" (Childishly)-"Give it back"
Acelister says:
Perceptor sure got a shock when Rumble caught him surfing the net for 'Saucy Co-Ed Droids'.
Ultra Wheelshot says:
Blaster: (off screen) How many times have I asked Soundwave to keep Rumble under control
SOundwave: (off screen) Rumble return
Rumble: No way I'm having too much fun, hey send Frenzy out
Zeedust says:
Rumble: "Noogie time!"
Perceptor: "How much longer does this guy have to stay alive to sell toys?"
TheRoMan says:
"They done reckoned they heard a screamin' comin from the sky, and just about then...them Duke boy's, well they looked up. And you'd never believe what them and ol' Uncle Jesse saw."
Chromia says:
Awww Crap!! I'm getting my skidplate kicked by a tape, for Cybertrons sake!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Rumble,"I....WANT....MY....TWO DOLLARS!"
-Better Off Dead (ref.)
Road Turtle says:
Rumble, "Give me the codes to this base, or I'll start playing Spice Girls...again!"
Road Turtle says:
Perceptor, "HELP! I'm being attacked by a Britney Spears tape!!!"
Rumble, "Hit me Baby one more Time!...."
Road Turtle says:
After the Great War, Rumble had a short lived career as a chiropractor. After being sued for an improper neck adjustment(as seen here), he became a subway driver...
nojimus says:
Perceptor: Help me please Magnus!!!!!!!!!
Ultra Magnus: Look, I can't deal with that right now
Rumble: I love you Big P
Perceptor : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DeltaSeeker says:
Rumble: I've almost got my Perceptor clone finished! Just need to adjust the head.... and done!
Ultra Wheelshot says:
Percepter: Theres a Rumble in my tummy
Blaster: Nope there's a Rumble on your head
Rumble: Project decapitation hah, nobody tells Rumble what to do
Ultra Wheelshot says:
Percepter: AAAAAGGGGGGHHHH! Hang who let Rumble in?
Rumblee: (to himeself) Hah suck percepters brains out
Percepter: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Death Gunner says:
Rapper:He's on your face
Percepter:Whats on my face?
Rapper:Rumble G!
Percepter: A bumble bee? Ahhhh get it off me
Nemesis Cyberplex says:
Perceptor: He's humping my head!! Run Blaster!! Save yourself!!
Blaster: No way!! Two can play!!
*Blaster sends out Eject, Eject starts humping his head too*
Perceptor: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tusko says:
Much like humans who are embarassed with spinach stuck in their teeth, Perceptor was mortified when he found Rumble stuck between his telescoping canon and shoulder.
thexfile says:
rumble tests his "chukky" inpersonation on perceptor and i think it worked !!
rumble : hey perceptor creap wanna playyyyyy
Acelister says:
Perceptor: "I'm telling you, it will be better if YOU are the dummy..."
Rumble: "What did you call me?! Say Bottle of Beer!"
Rumble as Perceptor: "Gottle of gear!"
Alphatron says:
Removing the head of a Perceptor is a difficult task... Rumble learned that the hard way.
scattershot78 says:
Rumble: now come on you big scaredy cat I told you if you keep putting off your dentist visits things are just going to get worse!!
Perceptor: NO.....! I can't stand drills! Why do you have to be a dentist Rumble!?
Rumble: Because I like makin
Prime Nova says:
Come on guy - move around a bit so they don't spot that they've coloured Rumble blue too.
Sinister Mentor says:
Soundwave: "Rumble, Ravage, Ratbat, Frenzy, Slugfest, Overkill, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Squawktalk and Beastbox; Eject! Operation; Pain in the ass!"
Perceptor: "Just because I told you the truth you don't have to sic your gay midgets on
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Jim Ross,"That son of a bitch Rumble takes em down with a bulldog headlock."
The King,"See JR that's why Rumble's our Intercontinental Champion!"
Jim Ross,"He's a damn cheating liar,King."
King,"C
Acelister says:
Rumble: "Perceptor... I am your father..."
Perceptor: "Nooooo!"
Rumble: "Heh, I'm just screwin' with ya... I ain't your father. Megatron is."
Perceptor: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
darkwind25 says:
Frenzy: C'mon Perceptor, it really is a great movie if you just give it a chance. Please watch it with me, please!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perceptor: I don't like Battlefield Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeltaSeeker says:
Perceptor tries out his new career as a rapper, while Rumble tries out his new career as a headset.
Lorekeeper says:
Donut Cashier: We don't have any bear claws.
Perceptor: Well in that case, what do you have?
Donut Cashier: All we have left is this box of one dozen starving crazed cassettacons.
Perceptor: All right, I'll have that... Ahhh gettemoffmegettem
Nemesis Cyberplex says:
Rumble: there, there. It's all right. You were just having a bad dream.
Perceptor: But it was so real. Hasbro came up with some decent Alternators, but they made Swindle look like Trailbreaker & Dead End look like Sunstreaker, but then Takara ca
Nemesis Cyberplex says:
Rumble: Pipe down, I'm just seeing ifyour head's not too big to put on a Vader helmet for the party later.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Perceptor just didn't understand the concept of listening to tapes.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
In this rare special episode of "Secret Taskforce GoRanger," General Microscope Perceptor is single-handedly brought to judtice by the mysterious Purple Ranger.
Unknown says:
Perceptor "For the love of god... what is it?" "It's got razor sharp teeth." "Oh god it bit my ear, not my EAR!!!!!"
Rumble "I love you daddy."
Kevinus Prime says:
Percepter screams like a little girl when Rumble gives him a Wet Willie...
elmekia says:
The Transformers' version of "Gulliver's Travels" stopped production abruptly due to the frequent disputes between the cast.
1337W422102 says:
Saint Paddy's Day on Cybertron:
Perceptor: "Raise a pint!"
Rumble: "Yer perty... gimme a kiss..."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Perceptor had a bad case of the DT's after going cold turkey from Sam Adam's Summer Energon Brew.
He imagined little Rumbles crawling all over his body.
1337W422102 says:
Perceptor: "...and you're SURE that you graduated from Chiropractor school?"
Rumble: "Sure I did! Now just hold still..."
*CRACK*
Perceptor: "AUGH!!"
1337W422102 says:
Rumble: "Give US more science microscopy lab homework?? I DON'T THINK SO!"
Zeedust says:
Perceptor: "What IDIOT put military hardware into toys?"
Rumble: "There will be no mercy!"
Saber Maximus says:
Rumble: You've got your ears so dirty, let me wash you them.
Perceptor: A waaaaaaaaaaaaash!!!! Whaaaaaaah!
Saber Maximus says:
Rumble(whispering): I see dead people...
Perceptor: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!
Saber Maximus says:
Rumble: I've got you!I'm your master now. Sing us some song to us.
Perceptor: Maya Hoo! Maya Haa!...
Saber Maximus says:
Rumble:What did you say??? You won't buy the soundwave's figure to me???
Perceptor: Yes! Yes! I Will buy it!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Rumble,"I know a secret about you,Red Alert,and Tracks."
Perceptor,"HOW DID YOU KNOW WERE GAY?!"
Rumble,"Reflector has pics."
Perceptor,"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Rumble,"Say I'm rui
Acelister says:
Perceptor: "Help me, Ultra Magnus!"
Ultra Magnus: "I can't deal with that right now!"
imyurnuleeda says:
Just goes to show you no matter how big a nerd you are, the bullies will pick on you!
saiyan_prime says:
Blaster to Prime (off screen): "Now that I got Perceptor back on the sauce I gotta keep him pretty sloshed"
Perceptor: (hic) "Awww, that's OK Blaster, I got my new sponsor to help me." (looks at Rumble)
Rumble: "DRINK!
saiyan_prime says:
Rumble: "You did fine, laddie. Real fine. Now you've got to burn the house down. BURN THEM ALL!"
(Perceptor starts picking his nose)
wavelength says:
perceptor=AAAGGGH human sized transformers, what will be next?
rumble= a toysized you once i rip out your subspace cuircuts
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Rumble,"Ohhhhhhhh I see the problem. I'm afraid that tooth is gonna need a root canal."
Perceptor,"Ah cwap."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Perceptor,"HELP! HELP,RAPE!!!!"
Rumble,"Rape? Who'd wanna rape you? Shut up and die microscope."
KaylaTheHedgehog says:
Perceptor: It's you!!
Rumble: How are you, Perceptor? All your head are belong to me! You are on the way to destruction.
Perceptor: What you say!!
Rumble: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...
Bed Bugs says:
Rumble: *licks him* Mmm...you taste devine Perceptor...
Percy: Ew, he licked me!
Bed Bugs says:
Rumble: I need your teeth for the Tooth Fem-bot so I can get some energon chips!
Percy: No, you can't have any!
Bed Bugs says:
Rumble: So how about it big daddy, let's go back to my place... *touches face*
Percy: No! I'm as straight as Tracks is! Wait, nevermind.
Bed Bugs says:
Rumble: Come on Perceptor! I know your chest opens up too!
Percy: No! I won't let you in me!
Rumble: But it's cold out here!
Bed Bugs says:
And suddenly, mad fanboys attack Seibertron yelling, "That's Frenzy, not Rumble!!!!"
sunstreeker says:
Rumble: Hey Soundwave, Check out my Perceptor manikin. (Rumble moves perceptor's mouth) "Hello I'm Teddy Ruxbin"
Acelister says:
Rumble: "There's only one thing stoppin' me from being a Headmaster... Your head!"
Acelister says:
Around the campfire, Frenzy tells a Ghost story...
Frenzy: "And then... Just when they thought they were safe... The GHOST ATTACKED!"
*Rumble leaps onto Perceptor's neck from behind*
Perceptor: "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!&qu
Acelister says:
Here we see Rumble hard at work for his new job at Crazy Jamal's Autobot Busts.
Acelister says:
Perceptor: "You're not a real dentist!"
Rumble: "You don't have real teeth, so what's your problem?"
Acelister says:
Rumble: "Y'know, this might be funny if you take it outta the context of me tryin' to kill ya..."
Acelister says:
Perceptor: "Its in my hair! In my hair! Zombie, Zombie in my hair, hair, hair!"
Rumble: "I told you to stop singing!"
Ransom says:
Rumble: No, really, I have done this before! Just give me a cycle and you'll be good as new.
Perceptor: Get off! I want a REAL chiropractor!
Damolisher says:
Rumble: And this is how Liu Kang gets killed in the opening of MK Deadly Alliance!
Perceptor: Lovely! Now get off!
DarkDranzer says:
Teenage Soundwave: *outside* Ravage, Ratbat, Rumble, Frenzy eject, Operation: Obliterate all Autobot Nerds from Cybertron High School!!
Teenage Perceptor: AIIE!! BLASTER!! GET OFF YOUR OVERSIZED GLUTENUS MAXIMUS AND HELP ME DAMN IT!!
Teenage Blaster
