The Ultimate Caption Contest
Sari crawls on Optimus' face while Bulkhead watches

50 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
BG the Robit says:
Sari: Optimus, I... I don't want you to go. *sniff* It... it should have been Bulkhead, he won't stop looking under my clothes.
Swoopscream says:
Seriously, Optimus, there are laws against this. No... no.... like the FEDs are TAPPING your COMPUTER serious.
Tripredacus says:
Yeah Sari, he told me it was all your fault he's dead. Must suck to be you!
DarkEnergon says:
Optimus: "nnSari... mI mthink myou should ad leasd mwait muntil myou ged your deenage mform for vis!"
jrgreer74 says:
Bulkhead thinking to himself: This is awkward! I don't think she should be showing everyone behind me where the smaller organics come from. Maybe I'll just stand right here and block them! Oh for the love of Cybertron!!! Did you have to look? I'm such an
optimusprimeswife says:
Sari: you're back!!!
Optimus: yes, um, um i'm back.
Sari: don't leave me ever again! i love you!
(optimus's wife looks at Sari with anger)
Prime's wife: optimus are you going to let her do this!
Optimus: (grunts and stammers) um.. no sorry baby
(pu
maroyasha says:
Prime: I never had this problem with Daniel, and he was more girly than her
Ratchet: Who's Daniel?
Prowl: Ya, who is he?
Prime: Nevermind. He was just this girly kid. Oh there he is crying at the hot dog stand
Optimus Eddie says:
Optimus: Ewww! Get it off,Get it off, Get it off!
Bulkhead: Hold still. If you can't stop moving I can't help.
zodconvoy says:
Bulkhead: "Okay, Prime, here's one girl. I'll have to go get another one but Kup is still on Cybertron!"
MasterSoundBlaster says:
Bulkhead:(sniffs)The girl's pheromone levels suggest that she wants to mate.
Ratchet(in the background):Bulkhead!!!
Michael Alex Kawa says:
Sari-"Oh Prime don't leave me ,i love you .Is this how she does it ,is this how Melissa shows you love ,i can do it too ." Prime - "Bulkhead is watching " Sari-"Oh does he want some too "
skidflap says:
SARI: oh prime, you can't die.
PRIME: mhmhmhmhmhmh
SARI: what's that?
PRIME: mhmhmhmhmhm
SARI: what?
PRIME: (muffled)your standing on my mouth.
Autobot Megatron says:
Come on Sari, I told you kissing him will work... I've saw it online. Something called "Kiss Players."
Heckfire says:
...uh, Prime? I don't think that "make tiny humans" thing is gonna work with a Transformer instead.
cheetor182 says:
Smell that, bulk?? I've been holding it for too long now just for you!
Optimus, don't breath!
dinogeist says:
sari says: "first wreckgar,now bulkhead,i guess you guys like looking at my panties."
USDA Prime says:
Honestly, are there any pics from Animated that don't look inappropriate?
Grimlock64 says:
Bulkhead never imagined he would witness his unofficial, but totally canonical Kiss Players fanfiction come to life...
bionic_radical says:
Daddy says because you have sloppy paint apps that we have to take you back...
BeastProwl says:
Optimus: Mrrhrrmrrmrr
Bulkhead: Facehugger! Quick! Activaye your battle mask!
Sari: *SQUISH*
slip says:
Awwh crud we got us more crying kids, qnd a dead prime. Where about to be canceled soon guys.
Poyguimogul says:
Optimus: "Now I pass the matrix to you.. as it was passed to me.."
Bulkhead: "But Prime.. she's just a girl~!"