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Sari crawls on Optimus' face while Bulkhead watches

Sari crawls on Optimus' face while Bulkhead watches
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50 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

BG the Robit says:

Sari: I can't believe you won't be here to see our baby...

May 10, 2016

BG the Robit says:

Sari: Optimus, I... I don't want you to go. *sniff* It... it should have been Bulkhead, he won't stop looking under my clothes.

May 10, 2016

Evil Eye says:

What Sari doesn't realize is that Bulkhead is looking up her skirt.

Aug 22, 2014

Swoopscream says:

Seriously, Optimus, there are laws against this. No... no.... like the FEDs are TAPPING your COMPUTER serious.

Sep 10, 2012

Tripredacus says:

Vote for Bulkhead, because he sees you poopin'.

Apr 5, 2012

Tripredacus says:

Yeah Sari, he told me it was all your fault he's dead. Must suck to be you!

Apr 4, 2012

Tripredacus says:

Vote for Lugnut, because he sees you poopin'.

Apr 4, 2012

Evil Eye says:

Bulkhead finds himself unable to fap to this.

Mar 19, 2012

DarkEnergon says:

Optimus: "nnSari... mI mthink myou should ad leasd mwait muntil myou ged your deenage mform for vis!"

Feb 10, 2012

jrgreer74 says:

Bulkhead thinking to himself: This is awkward! I don't think she should be showing everyone behind me where the smaller organics come from. Maybe I'll just stand right here and block them! Oh for the love of Cybertron!!! Did you have to look? I'm such an

Feb 9, 2012

optimusprimeswife says:

Sari: you're back!!!
Optimus: yes, um, um i'm back.
Sari: don't leave me ever again! i love you!
(optimus's wife looks at Sari with anger)
Prime's wife: optimus are you going to let her do this!
Optimus: (grunts and stammers) um.. no sorry baby
(pu

Jan 27, 2012

maroyasha says:

Prime: I never had this problem with Daniel, and he was more girly than her
Ratchet: Who's Daniel?
Prowl: Ya, who is he?
Prime: Nevermind. He was just this girly kid. Oh there he is crying at the hot dog stand

Jan 21, 2012

Retrospex says:

Don't move I know my contact lens is here somewhere.

Jan 21, 2012

Badass Grimlock says:

"There's a scary man in that big white van over there!"

Jan 14, 2012

Watcher says:

"Prime, I saw this movie on human television: she's a face-hugger!?"

Jan 10, 2012

Optimus Eddie says:

Optimus: Ewww! Get it off,Get it off, Get it off!
Bulkhead: Hold still. If you can't stop moving I can't help.

Jan 10, 2012

zodconvoy says:

Bulkhead: "Okay, Prime, here's one girl. I'll have to go get another one but Kup is still on Cybertron!"

Jan 10, 2012

Tigertrack says:

Dino get off me!
Rarararararraarrrr.
Willlllmmmmmaaaa!!!

Jan 9, 2012

siwu says:

uh bulkhead .... thaaaaats not a booger is it ?

Jan 8, 2012

MalificiousPrimes85 says:

Bulkhead: Prime! We Have to... ooooh!Hellooouuu!!

Jan 8, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Bulkhead:(sniffs)The girl's pheromone levels suggest that she wants to mate.
Ratchet(in the background):Bulkhead!!!

Jan 7, 2012

Michael Alex Kawa says:

Sari-"Oh Prime don't leave me ,i love you .Is this how she does it ,is this how Melissa shows you love ,i can do it too ." Prime - "Bulkhead is watching " Sari-"Oh does he want some too "

Jan 7, 2012

skidflap says:

SARI: oh prime, you can't die.
PRIME: mhmhmhmhmhmh
SARI: what's that?
PRIME: mhmhmhmhmhm
SARI: what?
PRIME: (muffled)your standing on my mouth.

Jan 7, 2012

Blurrz says:

What is love?

Jan 6, 2012

Autobot Megatron says:

Come on Sari, I told you kissing him will work... I've saw it online. Something called "Kiss Players."

Jan 5, 2012

Unknown says:

DON'T MOVE
I'll get the flyswatter...

Jan 5, 2012

Heckfire says:

...uh, Prime? I don't think that "make tiny humans" thing is gonna work with a Transformer instead.

Jan 5, 2012

Blozor says:

Hey, Optimus, there's a bug on your windshield.

Jan 5, 2012

dinogeist says:

Sari says,"Optimus how does the face plate come out."

Jan 4, 2012

Superluminal says:

Do you mine popping this zit for me?

Jan 4, 2012

cheetor182 says:

Smell that, bulk?? I've been holding it for too long now just for you!
Optimus, don't breath!

Jan 4, 2012

AdamPrime says:

"Yep, that's in there... I'll go get Ratchet."

Jan 4, 2012

rockman_fan says:

i've seen enough kiss players to know where this is going

Jan 4, 2012

Road Turtle says:

Pedo-cons! Attaaack!!!

Jan 4, 2012

dinogeist says:

sari says: "first wreckgar,now bulkhead,i guess you guys like looking at my panties."

Jan 3, 2012

Twitchythe3rd says:

"Get off my face before I take yours."

Jan 3, 2012

USDA Prime says:

Honestly, are there any pics from Animated that don't look inappropriate?

Jan 3, 2012

Grimlock64 says:

Bulkhead never imagined he would witness his unofficial, but totally canonical Kiss Players fanfiction come to life...

Jan 3, 2012

SKYWARPED_128 says:

Bulkhead: "Get in mah belly!!!

Jan 3, 2012

bionic_radical says:

Daddy says because you have sloppy paint apps that we have to take you back...

Jan 3, 2012

BeastProwl says:

Optimus: Mrrhrrmrrmrr
Bulkhead: Facehugger! Quick! Activaye your battle mask!
Sari: *SQUISH*

Jan 3, 2012

slip says:

Awwh crud we got us more crying kids, qnd a dead prime. Where about to be canceled soon guys.

Jan 3, 2012

#Sideways# says:

"Children fight!!"

"NO WAIT!!! I'm allergic to humans!"

*Thwack*

Jan 3, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

Bulkhead! You perv!

Jan 3, 2012

Poyguimogul says:

"Don't lick there Prime Sempai! It's dirty!"

Jan 3, 2012

Transformers Fanatic says:

Uhh...your kinda smothering him.

Jan 3, 2012

Vic says:

Uh, Optimus...you have a little something in your beard there...

Jan 3, 2012

Baneblade says:

FACEHUGGING
If only it was this cute

Jan 3, 2012

Kung Fu Man says:

Can't sleep, Bulkhead will eat me.

Jan 3, 2012

Poyguimogul says:

Optimus: "Now I pass the matrix to you.. as it was passed to me.."
Bulkhead: "But Prime.. she's just a girl~!"

Jan 3, 2012
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