Sari crawls on Optimus' face while Bulkhead watches

BG the Robit says:

Sari: I can't believe you won't be here to see our baby...

BG the Robit says:

Sari: Optimus, I... I don't want you to go. *sniff* It... it should have been Bulkhead, he won't stop looking under my clothes.

Evil Eye says:

What Sari doesn't realize is that Bulkhead is looking up her skirt.

Swoopscream says:

Seriously, Optimus, there are laws against this. No... no.... like the FEDs are TAPPING your COMPUTER serious.

Tripredacus says:

Vote for Bulkhead, because he sees you poopin'.

Tripredacus says:

Yeah Sari, he told me it was all your fault he's dead. Must suck to be you!

Tripredacus says:

Vote for Lugnut, because he sees you poopin'.

Evil Eye says:

Bulkhead finds himself unable to fap to this.

DarkEnergon says:

Optimus: "nnSari... mI mthink myou should ad leasd mwait muntil myou ged your deenage mform for vis!"

jrgreer74 says:

Bulkhead thinking to himself: This is awkward! I don't think she should be showing everyone behind me where the smaller organics come from. Maybe I'll just stand right here and block them! Oh for the love of Cybertron!!! Did you have to look? I'm such an

optimusprimeswife says:

Sari: you're back!!!
Optimus: yes, um, um i'm back.
Sari: don't leave me ever again! i love you!
(optimus's wife looks at Sari with anger)
Prime's wife: optimus are you going to let her do this!
Optimus: (grunts and stammers) um.. no sorry baby
(pu

maroyasha says:

Prime: I never had this problem with Daniel, and he was more girly than her
Ratchet: Who's Daniel?
Prowl: Ya, who is he?
Prime: Nevermind. He was just this girly kid. Oh there he is crying at the hot dog stand

Retrospex says:

Don't move I know my contact lens is here somewhere.

Badass Grimlock says:

"There's a scary man in that big white van over there!"

Watcher says:

"Prime, I saw this movie on human television: she's a face-hugger!?"

Optimus Eddie says:

Optimus: Ewww! Get it off,Get it off, Get it off!
Bulkhead: Hold still. If you can't stop moving I can't help.

zodconvoy says:

Bulkhead: "Okay, Prime, here's one girl. I'll have to go get another one but Kup is still on Cybertron!"

Tigertrack says:

Dino get off me!
Rarararararraarrrr.
Willlllmmmmmaaaa!!!

siwu says:

uh bulkhead .... thaaaaats not a booger is it ?

MalificiousPrimes85 says:

Bulkhead: Prime! We Have to... ooooh!Hellooouuu!!

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Bulkhead:(sniffs)The girl's pheromone levels suggest that she wants to mate.
Ratchet(in the background):Bulkhead!!!

Michael Alex Kawa says:

Sari-"Oh Prime don't leave me ,i love you .Is this how she does it ,is this how Melissa shows you love ,i can do it too ." Prime - "Bulkhead is watching " Sari-"Oh does he want some too "

skidflap says:

SARI: oh prime, you can't die.
PRIME: mhmhmhmhmhmh
SARI: what's that?
PRIME: mhmhmhmhmhm
SARI: what?
PRIME: (muffled)your standing on my mouth.

Blurrz says:

What is love?

Autobot Megatron says:

Come on Sari, I told you kissing him will work... I've saw it online. Something called "Kiss Players."

Unknown says:

DON'T MOVE
I'll get the flyswatter...

Heckfire says:

...uh, Prime? I don't think that "make tiny humans" thing is gonna work with a Transformer instead.

Blozor says:

Hey, Optimus, there's a bug on your windshield.

dinogeist says:

Sari says,"Optimus how does the face plate come out."

Superluminal says:

Do you mine popping this zit for me?

cheetor182 says:

Smell that, bulk?? I've been holding it for too long now just for you!
Optimus, don't breath!

AdamPrime says:

"Yep, that's in there... I'll go get Ratchet."

rockman_fan says:

i've seen enough kiss players to know where this is going

Road Turtle says:

Pedo-cons! Attaaack!!!

dinogeist says:

sari says: "first wreckgar,now bulkhead,i guess you guys like looking at my panties."

Twitchythe3rd says:

"Get off my face before I take yours."

USDA Prime says:

Honestly, are there any pics from Animated that don't look inappropriate?

Grimlock64 says:

Bulkhead never imagined he would witness his unofficial, but totally canonical Kiss Players fanfiction come to life...

SKYWARPED_128 says:

Bulkhead: "Get in mah belly!!!

bionic_radical says:

Daddy says because you have sloppy paint apps that we have to take you back...

BeastProwl says:

Optimus: Mrrhrrmrrmrr
Bulkhead: Facehugger! Quick! Activaye your battle mask!
Sari: *SQUISH*

slip says:

Awwh crud we got us more crying kids, qnd a dead prime. Where about to be canceled soon guys.

#Sideways# says:

"Children fight!!"

"NO WAIT!!! I'm allergic to humans!"

*Thwack*

Godzillabot Primal says:

Bulkhead! You perv!

Poyguimogul says:

"Don't lick there Prime Sempai! It's dirty!"

Transformers Fanatic says:

Uhh...your kinda smothering him.

Vic says:

Uh, Optimus...you have a little something in your beard there...

Baneblade says:

FACEHUGGING
If only it was this cute

Kung Fu Man says:

Can't sleep, Bulkhead will eat me.

Poyguimogul says:

Optimus: "Now I pass the matrix to you.. as it was passed to me.."
Bulkhead: "But Prime.. she's just a girl~!"