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Scrapper and Long Haul push Ironhide

Scrapper and Long Haul push Ironhide
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71 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Vapor-03 says:

Scrapper:This will make for a nice brisket container. Long Haul: I said a Eyyyyyy-O!!!

Aug 30, 2022

digigirl411 says:

Scrapper: Okay now push!
Long Haul: No! Pull!
Scrapper: Push!
Long Haul: Pull!
Scrapper:Push!
Long Haul: Pull!
Ironhide: Make up your minds already! Just do something!

Apr 30, 2017

Rainmaker says:

Scrapper: Is this your idea of a road trip?
Long Haul: We're not small enough to fit inside Ironhide

Apr 1, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Long Haul: ...and that's why my arms are grey.
Ironhide: You know I have an inside right

Apr 1, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Scrapper: You gotta stop drinking all the energon!

Apr 1, 2016

Shuttershock says:

Hook: Ya got caught with a flat, well... HOW 'BOUT THAT? ;)

Apr 1, 2016

Chucez says:

You won't get a lemon - from Toyota of Orange.

Mar 26, 2016

omegasupreme69 says:

woo woo there Mister in a hurry You still need your tires rotated...

Jan 13, 2013

Swoopscream says:

you sure you don't want to call your doctor about this? I don't mean to embarrass you or anything, but this happens to a lot of bots.

Sep 10, 2012

XDMan says:

"Push us all you want, but we'll stop you!"

" 'Pushusalyawantbutwellstopu' nothing, Damnnabbit!

Aug 30, 2012

Silver Snake says:

Long Haul: Let's take a road trip, you said. It will be fun, you said.

Scrapper: Slag off, that Last Chance gas station has to be around here somewhere.

Jul 11, 2012

trailbreaker says:

"Wow, these G1 reissues are huge!"

Jul 3, 2012

Zeedust says:

"I told you we should have brought the jumper cables!"

"Just shut up and keep pushing."

Jun 18, 2012

VioMeTriX says:

Look, the instructions said you have to push like this to make it work

Jun 15, 2012

Evil Eye says:

The Constructicons try and free Ironhide from the patch of cement he foolishly stopped in.

May 29, 2012

Chrisby says:

Long Haul: I TOLD you we should've signed up for Triple A!

May 21, 2012

Ryuki says:

Constructicons: as what the producer said before, you're not fitted for the Iron Man role. So buzz off, Ironhide !!


Ironhide : but I am mostly red and yellow !, can I at least became his vehicle ?

May 14, 2012

steve2275 says:

quit trying to sneak into marvels the avengers

May 14, 2012

Road Turtle says:

Scrapper,"Good, we blew out his tires, and disabled his transformation. Now let's feed him to a giant trash compactor."
Longhaul, "But...well...wouldn't it be easier if we just shot him?"

May 13, 2012

Road Turtle says:

Ironhide, "Ha-Ha, You can't stop me!"

Scrapper,"Just wait Ironhide, someday, when we suddenly and inexplicably learn how to Aim, You'll be Ours! Someday Ironhide....someday..."

May 13, 2012

Stormrider says:

Parking Wars Season 3!

May 13, 2012

Maestro Meister says:

"Wait, guys. Ah ain't Classics Ahrnhaad, ahm G1 Ahrnhaad. Ma chest forms the front, not the rear end of the van!"

May 13, 2012

JaffleMaker says:

**continued...** one way to find out.
*constructcions push ironhide backwards*
IRONHIDE: Damnnabbit!!

May 12, 2012

JaffleMaker says:

LONG HAUL: Look, it's that accursed Autobot Ironhide!!
SCRAPPER Don't stand there yapping! BLAST HIM!!
IRONHIDE: No Wait!!! I'm a new Throttlecon. Megatrons answer to take out those cheap and nasty Throttlebots!
SCRAPPER: I don't buy it... but there' o

May 12, 2012

#Sideways# says:

It seems that when Ironhide asked for a Push-Start that the Constructicons didn't know which way to push him!

May 11, 2012

monoform says:

Scrapper, "Last one with their hand on the autobot wins him!"

Long Haul, "Dammit, I just drank a ton of energon!"

May 11, 2012

jcraiger says:

"When the van is a rocking'..."

May 10, 2012

Road Turtle says:

Ironhide, "Aw, but I want to be a Constructicon!"
Scrapper, "No! You're the wrong color, and you're not even a construction vehicle!"

Ironhide, "I can be the crotch!"

Longhaul, "Devastator doesn't need two crotches, he only needs one, and that's ME

May 10, 2012

Road Turtle says:

Scrapper, "Get out of our shot Ironhide!"

Ironhide, "Aaww, but I want to be in the picture!"

May 10, 2012

badjimmy76 says:

Thats what happens when you try to make a robot thats also a car, its shit at both.

May 10, 2012

Menasor75 says:

Today on PIMP MY RIDE EXTREME MAKEOVER: Transformers Edition, Scrapper and Long Haul from West Cybertron Customs are going to take G1 Ironhide and reformat him into a G1-inspired Movie Leader Ironhide!

May 10, 2012

snavej says:

Scrapper: Trypticon demands brightly coloured things for his nest. You're top of the list, Ironhide!

Ironhide (thinks): Damn, I can't do anything. Which s.o.b. covered me in superglue?!

May 10, 2012

gavinfuzzy says:

Oh boy! Megatron would love a new Tonka truck!

May 10, 2012

Matrix42 says:

Scrapper: Why are WE the ones who have to move him? Long Haul: We're Constructicons. It's kind of our job.

May 9, 2012

Brakethrough says:

(Jackass music plays up)
Hi I'm Long Haul and this is Scrapper, and THIS is "Autobot Tipping".

May 9, 2012

MarkNL says:

2 wild constructicons appeared!
Constructicon 1 used tackle! It's a critical hit!... Ironhide fainted!... You gained 0 Exp. Points!

May 9, 2012

hotblackd33 says:

Ok, so if we push this car back far enough, it will run on it's own? That's awesome!

May 9, 2012

Ryuki says:

ironhide: let me in, dammit !! I am a goddamn transformers, but M.E.C.H stole my T-cog !!

constructicons : Oh yeah ?!, the last 2 cars called Herbie and KITT also have the same talk !!

May 9, 2012

Ryuki says:

after watching The Avengers Ironhide, Scrapper and Long Haul role-playing as their favorite characters.

Ironhide play as Iron Man while Scrapper and Long Haul play as Hulk...

May 9, 2012

OptiMagnus says:

Dammit Long Haul! I told you Japenese cars didn't get better gas mileage. But you just HAD to try to prove me wrong in the middle of a desert, huh?

May 8, 2012

JustPlainME says:

Sorry, pal. This club is REAL exclusive.

May 8, 2012

skyraven323 says:

Ironhide (captured): Hmm.. Guys, isn't your base the other way around??

May 8, 2012

MagnusLabel says:

We gonna make Ironhide humps!

May 8, 2012

Bumblevivisector says:

IRONHIDE: No! Let me outah' here! City of Steel was bad enough, Ah refuse to stay in another episode with with that gawd-awful AKOM animation!

May 8, 2012

TFhunter says:

Constructicons: What do we have to do to stop this thing from humping our legs?

May 8, 2012

DragonPrime120 says:

Damn, why did we agree to buy this piece of crap that doesn't even move?

May 8, 2012

MightyMagnus78 says:

Scrapper: This is the last time we buy anything from Swindle!

May 8, 2012

Optimum Supreme says:

Sadly, the constructicons did not quite grasp the concept of a push start.

May 8, 2012

Mindmaster says:

Quickly, hide the Energon in this seemingly-innocent red van!

May 8, 2012

Ryuki says:

Constructicons: YOU SHALL NOT PASS !!

May 8, 2012

Ryuki says:

Ironhide : i still don't understand why I'm not allowed to move in here ?!

constructicons : because red means stop, Ironhide... (giggles)

May 8, 2012

Ryuki says:

Ironhide : strange, why it feels so easy to crash hit those 2 decepticon punks in the movie, but I can't do the same for this two ??

May 8, 2012

BiggietronPrime says:

Alright, Ironhide!!! There aren't any more fem-bots in the bar. It's time for you to go!

May 8, 2012

SoundwaveLVL14 says:

Long Haul: It seems like all I ever do it move this, move that, why cant I ever be part of the building team?

Scrapper: Stop your complaining! Be glad that I am not making you carry this thing yourself!

Ironhide: What do you mean this thing! I have

May 8, 2012

Ryuki says:

Scrapper : don't you hate it when a customer fell asleep in our bar & stay transformed like this ?

Long Haul :sigh~ stories of my life...

May 8, 2012

Ryuki says:

Scrapper:huff~ next time, Buy a tires that fit with that bulky van body of yours, Ironhide !!

Longhaul: yeah, so we don,t need to push you into workshop in the middle of battle like this !!

May 8, 2012

Ryuki says:

Constructicons: sorry, only decepticons are allowed at this point!

Ironhide: RACIST !!!

May 8, 2012

Ryuki says:

S: sorry pal, only transformers are allowed in this party...

IH: but, I'm a transformers !! I just happen to leave my t- cog in base for check-up !!

LH: yeah right, the last ambulance that coming here also said that...

May 8, 2012

BeastProwl says:

After the war, all the constructicons could do was clean bugs off the windows of those in need.

May 8, 2012

Maestro Meister says:

Hey, Scrapper, that's a pretty good impersonation of Shockwave you do.

May 8, 2012

snavej says:

Long Haul: Did we mention that we're cannibals?

Ironhide: How can you be cannibals? You don't have mouths!

Scrapper: Devastator does.

Ironhide: Oh no! Save me, Jebus!

May 8, 2012

snavej says:

Three Transformers struggle to traverse the Land of Screwed Up Perspective.

May 8, 2012

snavej says:

Scrapper: Hey, is Scooby Doo in there?

Ironhide: No, only about 7,000 mini-missiles, which are coming your way real soon.

May 8, 2012

snavej says:

Ironhide: But how did you find me?

Long Haul: You ever hear of desert camouflage?

Ironhide: No.

Long Haul: That's how.

May 8, 2012

Maestro Meister says:

Scrapper, now I see why Hasbro stopped making Transformers with rubber tires.

May 8, 2012

skyraven323 says:

Ironhide: GO AWAY Decepticon punks! You don't want to mess with an Autobot with a flat tires!!

May 8, 2012

Ravage XK says:

We'll never bump start Ironhide with those flats....Third time we've pushed him up this bloody hill, its bloody hard work....I bet he's still in gear...OI! IRONHIDE ARE YOU STILL IN GEAR?...idiot...

May 8, 2012

necr0blivion says:

Constructicons - DO NOT WANT!

May 8, 2012

turbomagnus says:

Next time we trap the Autobots in car mode, we make sure its with full gas tanks...

May 8, 2012

wardawnapocolypse says:

" I'm tired of megatron having us intercept meals on wheels"

May 8, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Ironhide:I ain't no shopping cart you moronic con's!!!!

May 8, 2012
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