The Ultimate Caption Contest

Judas_Warlord says:

Skywarp: Hey Thundercracker! I found your puppy!

Thundercracker: Huh? That's not my dog. It's too ugly.

Skywarp: It's not? Eh well...*throws guy clear out the window*

Aug 2, 2024

Decepticon Stryker says:

Skywarp: "Is THIS your card?"
Man: "Put me down. Now."

Sep 19, 2018

Shuttershock says:

"Crazy Skywarp's Discount Humans! Buy Three for the Price of THREE! Do it now or I'll KILL THIS HUMAN!"

Apr 13, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Skywarp: Lets see if I remember how to play this fleshy game called baseball...

Mar 4, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Skywarp: Are you the one in charge of the Ultimate Caption Contest?
Man: Y-yes...
Skywarp: WELL KEEP UPDATING IT

Mar 4, 2016

Rodimus Prime says:

"I'm going to be in the next Bay film? Shut up and take my human!"

Mar 4, 2016

shockticus says:

Okay, Osama, tell me where Saddam hid the missiles!

Oct 21, 2007

Taiya001 says:

Skywarp: WITH THIS TERRORIST I CAN GAIN THE AMERICANS TRUST AND GAIN CONTROL OF A POWER PLANT. WE WILL SECURE A NEVER ENDING FLOW OF ENERGON.
Afghanistan: I'M NOT A TERRORIST YOU IDIOT!!
Skywarp: I dont think the Americans will think the same.
Af

Aug 14, 2007

phillmo says:

*You just wait, 20 years from now!* *A force of A-10's will arrive, renovate your contry and blame you for all the worlds evils!*

Apr 26, 2007

Zeedust says:

Guy: "Sim sim sala bim!"
*Pause*
Skywarp: "Sim sim sala bite me, fleshy."

Apr 26, 2007

hot rod 907 says:

Skywarp: "You aint getting away this time Osama!"
Osama: "Uuuuuuuhhhhhh, I'm not Osama, I'm a genie!"
Skywarp: "OH BOY! Here are my wishes:
1. I want to lead the Decepticons.
2. I want Megatron and Starscream to be

Feb 20, 2007

Zeedust says:

"I thought you said these things had Kung-Fu Grip."

Jan 21, 2007

Mad_Mexicoy says:

Hey!! I found him!!! I found Osama!!!

Oct 31, 2006

SilentBlaster says:

Skywarp:Will you help us rule the earth Osama Binladen?
Afghanistan:For the last time I am not Osama Binladen!

Mar 3, 2006

Zeedust says:

Not once in Skywarp's career has he had a toy mold to call his very own. Omar chose a VERY bad day to be working at Hasbro.

Jan 12, 2006

luevanoalx says:

SKYWARP: OK,WHERE THE HELL IS APU???

Aug 8, 2005

Zeedust says:

"I'll see you at the San Diego Comic-Con, b*tch."

Jul 28, 2005

Demonic Femme says:

Skywarp: Alright, the rules are simple- we toss these desert-fleshlings around until they start talking. Here Starscream, you take this one.
Starscream: I beg to differ! This is the most informal interrogation I've ever taken part in!
Skywarp: Jus

May 29, 2005

gauthic_angel7680 says:

can we eat it?

Mar 7, 2005

ShYnE says:

Skywarp: Soooooooo, infidel, you wanna be a martyr ehhh??

Mar 4, 2005

King Slick says:

Skywarp: You sold me bogus warheads, that makes me angry...VERY, VERY ANGRY!
Arms dealer: I sware, the US will bring down much death on me and my people!
Skywarp: So will I...

Feb 23, 2005

Hot§hot says:

SkyWarp: Hmm... *looks closely*, nope you're not Bin Laden *throws behind him, w/ impact kill impersonator, and goes onto the next "rag-head"*

Feb 22, 2005

Ataraxia says:

"Hey thundercracker, get another one and tie rope to his feet and we'll have us a game of conkers"

Feb 21, 2005

Tiedye says:

SKYWARP- Do you think the American forces would give us money if we told them we have Bin Ladin?
Megatron-First contact the Saudi royal family and hold him for ransome then we can compare prices and give him to the highest bidder.

Nov 16, 2004

Zeedust says:

The original plan was to cast classic action figures in "Team America: World Police Force," but as you can see... Well... It just didn't work out.

Oct 20, 2004

commander setinel says:

bomb us will you

Oct 14, 2004

Zeedust says:

Skywarp: "I told you my Halloween costume would be better than yours, Tony. I got the size right, and you didn't even get the hair color right. Who's ever heard of an arabic redhead?"

Arab Guy: "Lemme tell you something, Dan.

May 29, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

Skywarp: Look at my New Arab Action figure With Karate Chop Action

May 21, 2004

Nightshadow says:

Skywarp: Is this Osama Bin Laden, Lord Megatron?
Megatron: No, he just looked like a tasty snack.

May 14, 2004

Castle74 says:

Skywarp: Alright, enough of your %$#@! Where's Bin Laden?!

Apr 10, 2004

Scooter says:

Even Decepticons don't like Al-Jazeera TV

Dec 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Hey Megatron, check out this sterotype I found!

Dec 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Vishnu can't save you now, flesh creature!

Dec 14, 2003

Grimstormrat says:

Doctor Quest will see you now, literally

Nov 28, 2003

Jedi_Shepp says:

Thundercracker, go ask Megatron for the instructions. I keep breaking these things when I try transforming them.

Nov 6, 2003

Jedi_Shepp says:

Hey Starscream, go find another one so I can re-enact that one Ent scene from The Two Towers. Smashy smashy!!

Nov 6, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

And today there is late breaking news, it seems a top ranking Iraqi official that has supported Sadaam, has been caught by a massive robot, stay with us for more late breaking news at 9.

Nov 6, 2003

metalformer says:

SKYWARP: This is one of the so-called 'terrorist' everybody istalking so much about. Shoudl we join them, Megatron? / MEGATRON: No way! They're so treacherous they would use us as 'missiles' for their next atta

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Skywarp:hahahahahahahhahahaha!someone to put under our control!AUGH! GET THOSE CAMERAS OUT OF MY FACE!

Oct 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Skywarp:Die Osama.When you crached that plane into world trade center our stock went down 50%!!!

Sep 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Megatron, can I keep him? I promise to take care of him.

Aug 7, 2003

BlItZeR says:

"I caught Usama, youre next Saddam, muhahahahah"

Aug 6, 2003

Alphatron2k3 says:

Skywarp: Hey I found a Armada Writter! What should I do with him Megatron?
Megatron: Killing him would be pointless, but trotureing him and forcing him to do quality scripts would be a start Skywarp.

Jul 24, 2003

Roddimus says:

look what i bought on ebay

Jul 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

I'm gonna batter-fry you, Mister.

Jul 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Look, Starcream. A mint condition talking Osama Bin Laden Action Figure.
I'm gonna sell it $25,000,000.
Starscream: Maybe we must pack it in a coffin. Then we get more money because they shall think its Factory sealed.

Jun 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

for once i am routing for a decepticon...go kill sudam wo ho ho ya!!

Jun 2, 2003

Dean says:

Skywarp: you ----ing arab die

May 30, 2003

Rhys says:

Where's your Allah now huh?

May 28, 2003

Rhys says:

These Arabs just never learn. First I had to kill Bin Laden for flying my Fiance into the Pentagon, then Hussain set fire to his oil fields when we were raiding them and got Starscream scalded, now this runt wants a free ride in me.

May 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

HEy Starscream Look at the ctach of the day!

May 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

HEy Starscream Look at the ctach of the day!

May 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

So you lot are supposed to be conquers?

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Prez-I knew enlarging our action figures would work!Mwuhaha!!!

May 7, 2003

Bruticus says:

Skywarp contemplates the political correctness of the situation.

May 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

...and to think we just ran out of toilet paper! My luck is changing! Hold your breath fleshbag!

May 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Why the hell did you make Starscream fly into those towers?

May 1, 2003

Shadowcon says:

Now Osama I told you I'm not that way! Stay out of my ass crack or you'll feel something worse than a camel...

Apr 26, 2003

Shadowcon says:

Now Osama I told you I'm not that way stay out of my ass crack or you'll feel something worse than a camel.

Apr 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Mr. sand man... i had a dream.... that i smashed you and turned you into cream!

Apr 25, 2003

Ricochet says:

Skywarp: I will osama yo mama!

Apr 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

(skywarp) Now i can collect the bounty on osama bin ladin.

Apr 23, 2003

Metroplex says:

Where's Saddam?! Tell me or I'll stomp on you like a waterbug!

Apr 22, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Skywarp: Can I PLEASE get some Wacki Iraqui candy, Megatron?!

Apr 19, 2003

ionacus says:

skywarp:is this that saddam *&%#@ we are looking to kill

Apr 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

This little Pigge went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy is GONNA DIE!!!!

Apr 16, 2003

zach says:

skywarp:if you wont tell me the way to the mens room ill find it myself

Apr 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Megatron wants to recruit you, Bin Laden. Oh, and, we'll kill you afterwards."

Apr 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Skywarp meets Osama bin Laden

Mar 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

*sings* 99 little agghani on the wall 99 little afghanis..ya turn one around and shoot him down, 98 little afghanis on the wall

Mar 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

This will teach you to pick on airplanes!!!!

Mar 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

I caught bin Laden, where's my energon reward?

Mar 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

let's throw this f u c k i n g ass f u c k against the wall and see how funny it is!

Mar 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

I may be evil but i still have that bitch osama bin ladden!!!

Mar 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Hey, Megs! Whaddya think happens when I put him in the same cage as George Bush?" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Mar 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Megatron merry christmas, I bought you a tactical specialist.

Megatron: Ah thank you skywarp, I am MOST pleased.

Starscream: Kiss ass *mumbles* you do know he flies planes into buildings to blow them both up.

Skywarp: What?!?!?

Megatr

Mar 2, 2003

Sideswipe says:

Skywarp: Hey, Megatron, where should I take this human?
Megatron(off camera): Take him....to Detroit!
BL: NOOOOOO! NOT DETROIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 25, 2003

Sideswipe says:

Skywarp: Should I break Decepticon code and tell GI JOE where Bin Laden is ?
guy: I told you before I'm not Bin Laden! I'm part korean, I'm from Rhode Island! You said, it didn't matter!
Skywarp: yeah, and I&

Feb 25, 2003

Dj Flash says:

Skywarp: hey, can i join the axis of evil? Afghanistan: Really, we don't have any weapons! Skywarp: right...

Feb 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey, this is the first Indian guy I have ever seen with a red beard and fair skin.

Feb 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Get me a squishee, Apu!

Feb 21, 2003

APOLLO says:

When WMD's fight back!!

Feb 17, 2003

Kamikazecon says:

BWAHAHAHA, NOW who's the action figure?

Feb 15, 2003

ryo777 says:

SKYWARP: WHAAAAAT!!! Ten bucks for a FRIGGIN Slurpee?!!...drink THIS @SSHOLE!!

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

SKYWARP: Hey Hadji, "Johnny Quest" called...he wants you back on the set PRONTO!!

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

SKYWARP: OH YEAH,"Bin Jerk-Off"!! You enjoy sending planes INTO buildings?!!...Well, this PLANE is gonna send ya into a....

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

SKYWARP: GO AHEAD!! I DARE you to say "Thank you, COME AGAIN"!!...I DARE YOU!!

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

SKYWARP: Awwwww SH*T, ya shoulda jumped on your MAGIC carpet when ya had a chance!! Say GOOD NITE, Sinbad!!

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Now tell me, where is the other Hasbro stereotype!? That frenchie from GI Joe, where is he?!

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

S: How the hell did you hide twenty AK-47s under your clothes?
O: Stop shaking me, you cybernetic infidel! That was the last one.
S: Stripsearch is standard procedure before meeting with Megatron, Mr. Laden.

Dec 30, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

Pitching in the Middle East is being a LOT more fun now.

Dec 28, 2002

Omega Supreme says:

Skywarp: To drop you or not to drop you in to endlesspitwichleadstoariverofacidandhorriblecreatures??, that is the question.

Dec 25, 2002

z says:

Skywarp: Hey Bin Laden, I notice you're evil too... wanna join the Decepticons?
Bin Laden: You American Pigs!
Skywarp: I'll take that as a no...

Dec 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Guess what I was scanned from? US Airforce, bitch!

Dec 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Don't we all wish it was so?

Dec 13, 2002

Skywarp says:

i found him. i'll take my reward in energon please.

Dec 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

TAKE THAT BIN LADIN!!!!!!!!

Dec 6, 2002

dino says:

Afghanistan: Put me down Skywarp: why should I
Afghanistan: Because I...I...I have to go to the bathroom Skywarp: you have a problem

Dec 6, 2002

Manchester Devil says:

Skywarp: How would you like it if I fly into Highbury?
Osama bin Laden: Please, I beg of ye, anywhere but there! *cries*

Nov 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: "How 'bout I sling your ass into the Taj Mahal?!"
BinLaden- "I knew that was gonna come back and bite me in the ass..."

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: "Think you can take me over with box cutters, biatch?"
Arab guy: "How many are we talking?"
Skywarp: "That's it! It's a b*tch-slappin for you!"

Nov 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: "Your ass is grass now, Bin Laden!!!"
Arab guy: "Damn beard..."

Nov 12, 2002

APOLLO says:

Skywarp "So Osama, you like crashing planes into buildings eh, how about I transform and run your ass into the Taj Mahal you little prick"

Nov 3, 2002

APOLLO says:

Skywarp: "Go ahead, call me an infidel, I dare you!!"

Nov 3, 2002

mouse says:

Skywarp, undisputed hero and savior for the USA...Say your prayers Osama Bin-Laden!!! >:(

Oct 31, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sadly enough, Dubya then announces that Decepticon Day will go on as scheduled....

Oct 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Aaaaaaahh! Justice!

Sep 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

SW:now hand over the 25 mil ive got to go buy a harem of jump jets and and commercial planes ooh yeah daddys gonna git sum suga tonight!

Sep 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

looks a tad bit scrawny; better throw it back.

Sep 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

This is for that 747, the best looking bird to let me stick my fuel coil in her baggage compartment!

Sep 21, 2002

Rodimus Major says:

the new terrorists despose of the old terrorists. the world is in for it now!

Sep 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

SW:I codename myself...jesus

Sep 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

Skywarp:"You like to blow up planes, huh? My how the tables have turned."

Sep 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

lets throw bin laden into a building and see what happens

Aug 28, 2002

Stacey says:

Skywarp:Hey, look Megatron, I found this loser hiding in a cave.
Megatron: Excellent work, now let shoot him with my cannon.

Jul 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Indian man: No. I am not Bin Laden.

Skywarp: Says who?

Jul 1, 2002

Mr. X says:

Bin Laden: "I must warn you! I have a bomb on me!"

Jun 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Hey guys, I found Bi Laden, That cash reword is mine ha ha ha!

Jun 20, 2002

teletran2 says:

Hey, I found that bin Laden guy!

Jun 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

i wonder what will happen if i snorted this. will i truely get to see all those funny little creatures?

Jun 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

You just know the yanks will make some stupid Osama Bin Laden Joke and damm I was right

Jun 1, 2002

Speedbreaker says:

Megatrons latest crazy scheme of the week:capture Osama, then use the bounty to buy the worlds energy supplies.

May 23, 2002

Spiderman says:

tell your boss OsamoBin Laden that no matter where he goes, we will still find him and whip his ass!

May 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

so you s&pound;!t motherf&micro;&copy;king camel jockey,go home and tell osama that i come and skin his ass raw

May 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: God damn stinky arabs with f&micro;&copy;ked up turbans keep s&pound;!tin on my shoes

May 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey! you and Megaton would get a long great! You know that he tryed to sink the Emiore State Bulding, and take over New York!

May 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sky-warp thinking to himself:I wonder what Bin Laden soup would be like?

May 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: I have come for the bounty on this f*** nut.
Megatron(as Jaba the hut): Atlast we have the mighty Bin Ladin...KILL HIM!

May 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

SW: Hey guys, lookie who I found, that Osama Geek!
TC: Osama is just another name for SKEET!!!
Osama silently soiling his pants

Apr 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

all right you little bitch osama, now its time for you to become the next suicide bomber

Apr 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey we found Bin Laden, lets go crash him into a building.

Apr 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Pardon me, sir...are you Casey Kasem? ;)

Mar 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Here you go Mr. President, Osasam Bin Laden. Now, about that $25 Million?

Mar 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Bin Laden" Huh? looks more like a little puke to me. Megatron, can I wipe up the floor with him now?"

Feb 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hmm. Bin Laden huh? What do you say, guys? Teleport, eject his @$$ and watch his molecules get scattered across the face of the planet? Sweet! Head between your legs, terror-boy...

Feb 7, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Ah! Toilet paper!

Feb 7, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

You're the one responsible for 9/11? You don't look so tough to me!

Feb 7, 2002

Andrew says:

Feb 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Skyiwarp: How dare you amke me fly into things!

Feb 5, 2002

Blitzkrieg says:

Bin Laden: "How come Bush gets cool robot soldiers and I get some measly Muslim humans?"

Jan 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Skywarp:"This Bin Laden f**ker aint so tough,see?One good yank,and his spine comes right out!!"
Bin Laden:"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jan 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Geez... i thought we laid traps down! these humans get everywhere!!

Jan 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Aw Crap,I stepped on another Human.I swear these damn things are worse than cockroaches.

Jan 21, 2002

Silverwolf says:

DUDE! I'm from India, not Afganistan, I CAN'T BE BIN LADIN!

Skywarp: Yeah, well the secretary of defense don't give a s&pound;!t, ya f&micro;&copy;king rag head.

Jan 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Time for an Anal probin' Bin Dumbs&pound;!t!

Jan 13, 2002

Unknown says:

Skywarp : You were gonna crash us into sky scrapers......why you little...

Dec 31, 2001

Super Prime says:

Skywarp: Hey Megatron, I found a terrorist. Megatron: Not A terrorist THE terrorist named Osama Bin Laden. Skywarp: What do you want me to do with him. Megatron: Feed him to the Sharkticons.

Dec 30, 2001

Unknown says:

Who put this in my food!?!?

Dec 20, 2001

Mirage says:

Skywarp : Who wants to bid for Osama??

Dec 18, 2001

Unknown says:

One used tissue coming up!

Dec 6, 2001

Anonymous says:

SKYWARP:Hey,STARSCREAM!I got a $25 million human germ for christmas.What did YOU get? STARSCREAM:If I was Al Bundy of "Married with children",I'd be having your wife.

Dec 5, 2001

Windcharger says:

Osama: Damn, that Bush got some good soldiers

Dec 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

Skywarp Singing: Hey O! Heyyy Yo! Come with the Taliban, turn over Bin Laden, with one bomb, two bomb, three bomb blow! Day light come and we drop the bomb. Six Bomb, Seven Bomb, Eight Bomb blow, Cruise Missile coming at your door.

Dec 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

SEE I DO HAVE Osama Bin Laden. Now give me my 25 million dollars!

Nov 29, 2001

Anonymous says:

Look what I pulled outta my ass!

Nov 25, 2001

Anonymous says:

"Osama": May the Mother of your Camel spit in your yogurt"
Skywarp: "You've been watching [i]TOO MUCH[/i] M*A*S*H"

Nov 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

You had no idea did you,
That I had a human in my pants.

Nov 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: So your Bin Laden, your not so tough now are you.

Nov 22, 2001

Jackpot says:

"Zees is unbearable! I demand you unhand me at once, you feelthy jackal's whelp, you son of a motherless-- dude, what the hell happened to your intake things?"

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Hey Prime, If I take off his turban, do you think hell have two faces like that Voldamort guy?

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

Look at it!! Look at the Ugly that is you!! Look at the funnyness that is you!! Look at...well...its just binladin.

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: I've brought you Bob Barker, Megatron
Megatron: That Osama Bin Laden you idiot!

Nov 19, 2001

Anonymous says:

Nah. This Beanie has no tag on him. He might run you $20 but no more.

Nov 17, 2001

Brodimus Prime says:

Skywarp: Hey, Prime, you want this piece of human slag??
Optimus: That's Oasama!! No Skywarp, you can have him...hehe.
Osama: Nooooooo!!!!

Nov 15, 2001

Anonymous says:

HEEEEEYYYYY!!! I ordered no humans on my cheeseburger!!!

Nov 14, 2001

Unknown says:

Hey, Mr. President! I found Osama Bin Laden! Catch! (Bush misses, Osama hits floor with a deadly SMACK!).

Nov 14, 2001

Anonymous says:

"Eeew, look what i found crawling around on my scalp!"

Nov 13, 2001

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: This Looks Alot Like Osama bin Laden!!!!

Nov 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

Phase 1 of the decepticons bid rof world domination is about to bgin first using these guys we dorner the market on motel suites, then those japanese guys with their electronics, and oh yeah those Jewish people for good business measure

Nov 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Well whaddaya know... Something DID crawl up Megs afterburner!

Nov 9, 2001

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Hey, I found Santa Claus!
Megatron: You idiot, that's Bin Laden. Feed him to Ravage!

Nov 6, 2001

Mtx says:

Oh almost got it that time Ravage. Just jump a little higher.

Nov 3, 2001

Sheba says:

Skywarp: "Hey Sheba, I'll throw him and you see if you can catch him before the first bounce."

Nov 3, 2001

Snake says:

i know some new yorkers really mad at you, don corna ,don lasagna,and don ded don, so i'm taking you up there and they're making you an offer you can't refuse

Nov 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

Skywarp: Look Megs, he followed me home! Can I keep him?

Nov 1, 2001

JP says:

Megatron: "No Skywarp! For the last time, that's NOT Osama Bin Laden! That's just a guy with beard who is dressed like him..sheesh!I work with morons.."

Oct 29, 2001

Jay Prime says:

And stay out!

Oct 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

"So Rumble, how far back do you think I can bend his shoulder?"

Oct 27, 2001

Lord Galvatron says:

"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" "Aw, Skywarp! That trick NEVER works."

Oct 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

Hey Starscream! You think I should drop kick this human...

OOS Starscream: Yea, see if you can kick him over the Atlantic!