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snavej says:
Much like Mr. Spock (Star Trek), all the natives on this planet had experienced unfortunate accidents with spaghetti picking machines that made their ears pointy.
DeltaSilver88 says:
Megatron: Now then, once they've torn that pyramid down, the weapon of mass destruction inside will be MINE. Har har har!
Starscream: You mean ours...
Megatron: Shut up, Starscream.
Towline says:
These transformers are pansies. We chop off the head of one "Hand of the King." and they scream like Wenches in heat.
TF Cagle says:
Megatron: See Starscream, that's how you serve. Also how you hide all your good CD's from Autobots.
trailbreaker says:
The humans still have no idea why Starscream wants them to smuggle 1000 Justin Beiber CDs out of the city.
snavej says:
Slave: Wait a minute, do you Decepticons know a robot called 'Bender'? He likes people to make enormous monuments to his memory.
Decepticons: No, 'Futurama' just got cancelled again.
snavej says:
Slave 1: Abs of steel, buns of steel, thighs of steel...
Slave 2: Our robot masters?
Slave 1: No, me! I'm obsessed with myself!
snavej says:
Slave: How could those things have beaten us when they look like overgrown toys?!
Girl slave: I'm more worried about the six tubes of skin lightener that I applied to myself this morning.
snavej says:
Slave: Hey, you other slaves over there, wanna sing a sad song about our lost homeland of Las Vegas?!
Other slave (out of shot): Nah man, I'm gonna be a superstar rapper, know what I'm sayin'?! Gonna buy my way out of this 'hood.
snavej says:
Slave: If only we had some better form of transport.
Long Haul [out of shot]: Aha! My time to shine! [transforming noise]
snavej says:
The Vulcan ritual of Pon Farr involved some unexpected activities. (Hey, Trekkies!)
snavej says:
The more that Megatron monologued, the more building materials could be stolen by the locals.
snavej says:
The elves from Middle Earth (Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit) were not happy with this Transformers crossover project.
VioMeTriX says:
look it is one of those new at&t boxes allowing you to move the tv anywhere.
Toralei_De_Nile says:
Megan Fox in Transformers Four.
Follow the dagger's tip of three king and discover the origin of the Playboy bunny.
Red_Sun says:
Slave male:" Oh god, please stop playing Justin Bieber songs all day! We will work so hard as we can, Master Soundwave!"
-Kanrabat- says:
Why are we working our asses off again? Oh yeah, gotta pay for all that bling.
spartanH85 says:
They caught on to the heist!I told you the "Italian Job" wouldnt work with this primitive mini cooper.
MarkNL says:
Slave: "So, Mr. Fallen, where do you want this block?"
The Fallen: "On top of that piramid!"
Slave: "Huh, what is that?"
The Fallen: "DEVASTATOR! Get some pants NOW! We don't want to see your genitals!"
Love Dragon says:
"You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work but they
don't pay you or let you go."
"...Yeah, that's my main objection, too."
Bumblevivisector says:
"HEY! You're stealing the emperor's new groove!"
"Whaddya' mean? Groove won't debut for another 15 episodes!"
Ravage XK says:
We are frail weaklings by comparison to our robot overlords. It will take us may days to complete this task…a task that a hulking great robot could complete in a fraction of the time. Yet, we must toil. Logical?
Ravage XK says:
Here we are moving what must be very heavy stone blocks around in an old cart that could easily roll out of control and crush either one of us yet we feel it prudent to pay more attention to what is going on over there.
Ravage XK says:
We are clearly raggedy slaves yet we get to keep our gold and jewelry. We are most blessed.
Evil_the_Nub says:
Slave girl: So G1 had weird crap like this and people still claim it's the greatest Transformers series ever?
Slave Guy: Yeah I don't get it either.