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47 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

snavej says:

Much like Mr. Spock (Star Trek), all the natives on this planet had experienced unfortunate accidents with spaghetti picking machines that made their ears pointy.

Jul 11, 2025

snavej says:

Minecraft, old school!

Sep 25, 2019

snavej says:

Rihanna: Work work work work work....

Sep 25, 2019

snavej says:

Woman: Oh yes, I always do slave labour in a mini-dress and bunny ears!

Sep 25, 2019

DeltaSilver88 says:

Megatron: Now then, once they've torn that pyramid down, the weapon of mass destruction inside will be MINE. Har har har!
Starscream: You mean ours...
Megatron: Shut up, Starscream.

Sep 4, 2019

trailbreaker says:

Steroids.

May 28, 2017

Optimum Supreme says:

Little known fact, the Decepticons once enslaved ancient Vulcan.

Apr 22, 2016

Towline says:

These transformers are pansies. We chop off the head of one "Hand of the King." and they scream like Wenches in heat.

Nov 13, 2015

TF Cagle says:

Megatron: See Starscream, that's how you serve. Also how you hide all your good CD's from Autobots.

Nov 11, 2014

kruiz220898 says:

Megatron is a real slave driver

May 24, 2013

trailbreaker says:

The humans still have no idea why Starscream wants them to smuggle 1000 Justin Beiber CDs out of the city.

May 9, 2013

Evil Eye says:

Princess Zelda's less glorious days.

Apr 29, 2013

omegasupreme69 says:

Slave: Vote for Obama You said free health care You said.....

Apr 26, 2013

snavej says:

Slave: Wait a minute, do you Decepticons know a robot called 'Bender'? He likes people to make enormous monuments to his memory.

Decepticons: No, 'Futurama' just got cancelled again.

Apr 26, 2013

snavej says:

Slave 1: Abs of steel, buns of steel, thighs of steel...

Slave 2: Our robot masters?

Slave 1: No, me! I'm obsessed with myself!

Apr 26, 2013

snavej says:

Day of the Living Dead Bunny Girl.

Apr 26, 2013

snavej says:

Slave: How could those things have beaten us when they look like overgrown toys?!

Girl slave: I'm more worried about the six tubes of skin lightener that I applied to myself this morning.

Apr 26, 2013

snavej says:

Slave: Hey, you other slaves over there, wanna sing a sad song about our lost homeland of Las Vegas?!

Other slave (out of shot): Nah man, I'm gonna be a superstar rapper, know what I'm sayin'?! Gonna buy my way out of this 'hood.

Apr 26, 2013

snavej says:

Slave: If only we had some better form of transport.

Long Haul [out of shot]: Aha! My time to shine! [transforming noise]

Apr 26, 2013

snavej says:

The Vulcan ritual of Pon Farr involved some unexpected activities. (Hey, Trekkies!)

Apr 26, 2013

snavej says:

They invented the wheel yesterday, the cocktail dress the day before.

Apr 26, 2013

snavej says:

This is what passes for entertainment on the planet of pointy ears.

Apr 26, 2013

snavej says:

The more that Megatron monologued, the more building materials could be stolen by the locals.

Apr 26, 2013

snavej says:

The elves from Middle Earth (Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit) were not happy with this Transformers crossover project.

Apr 26, 2013

VioMeTriX says:

look it is one of those new at&t boxes allowing you to move the tv anywhere.

Apr 25, 2013

Ultra Markus says:

next on DIY "I Hate My Pyramid" after "One Bryck At a Time"

Apr 25, 2013

Toralei_De_Nile says:

Megan Fox in Transformers Four.

Follow the dagger's tip of three king and discover the origin of the Playboy bunny.

Apr 25, 2013

Red_Sun says:

Slave male:" Oh god, please stop playing Justin Bieber songs all day! We will work so hard as we can, Master Soundwave!"

Apr 25, 2013

-Kanrabat- says:

Why are we working our asses off again? Oh yeah, gotta pay for all that bling.

Apr 24, 2013

spartanH85 says:

They caught on to the heist!I told you the "Italian Job" wouldnt work with this primitive mini cooper.

Apr 24, 2013

MarkNL says:

Slave: "So, Mr. Fallen, where do you want this block?"
The Fallen: "On top of that piramid!"
Slave: "Huh, what is that?"
The Fallen: "DEVASTATOR! Get some pants NOW! We don't want to see your genitals!"

Apr 24, 2013

Stormrider says:

Pre-historic ab work-out machine.

Apr 23, 2013

paul053 says:

What? What do you mean the lady behind me has a bunny ear?

Apr 23, 2013

Love Dragon says:

"You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work but they
don't pay you or let you go."
"...Yeah, that's my main objection, too."

Apr 23, 2013

Tails says:

"HEY! We're just setting up a game of Jenga. Want to join in?"

Apr 23, 2013

njb902 says:

What is that Autobot doing to Soundwave!!!

Apr 23, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

"HEY! You're stealing the emperor's new groove!"

"Whaddya' mean? Groove won't debut for another 15 episodes!"

Apr 23, 2013

Antron says:

So, aliens really did make the Pyramids?

Apr 23, 2013

Antron says:

"We've been workin' on the chain gang."

Apr 23, 2013

ThunderThruster says:

We've been spotted! Cheese it!

Apr 23, 2013

Ravage XK says:

I'm unhappy because she is wearing inappropriate footwear for the job.

Apr 23, 2013

Ravage XK says:

We are frail weaklings by comparison to our robot overlords. It will take us may days to complete this task…a task that a hulking great robot could complete in a fraction of the time. Yet, we must toil. Logical?

Apr 23, 2013

Ravage XK says:

Here we are moving what must be very heavy stone blocks around in an old cart that could easily roll out of control and crush either one of us yet we feel it prudent to pay more attention to what is going on over there.

Apr 23, 2013

Ravage XK says:

We are clearly raggedy slaves yet we get to keep our gold and jewelry. We are most blessed.

Apr 23, 2013

TheDownshift says:

Slavery gets sh*t done.

Apr 23, 2013

Evil_the_Nub says:

Slave girl: So G1 had weird crap like this and people still claim it's the greatest Transformers series ever?
Slave Guy: Yeah I don't get it either.

Apr 23, 2013

xyl360 says:

New Kids on the Block!

Apr 23, 2013

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