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Spike and Mikaela hold hands

Spike and Mikaela hold hands
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105 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Oh to be young again …

Jun 8, 2023

DeathReviews says:

"Aw man - our careers are SO dead!"

May 18, 2016

BG the Robit says:

Spike: *stares at the camera* Help, she's made me be a dog... and my arm is my leash.

May 11, 2016

Ravage XK says:

Will you come to my party later? There will be a clown and bouncy castle? The shouty man with a cone wont be there.

Mar 22, 2016

Evil Eye says:

No! We weren't doing anything! Honest! That's just PVA glue on her shorts!

Mar 19, 2012

dirtysock47 says:

Thats shia lebouf for u!!!!!!

Mar 7, 2012

Skywarp64 says:

Hang on a sec, you're not Mikaela! You're just a stunt double!

Mar 3, 2012

Optimus Eddie says:

I was in shock that you were not asked to play Mikaela again. Well have fun playing Jennifer's Body.I'll bet it will be a big hit and you'll finally get some much needed respect in Hollywood. I'm off to make millions. See ya!

Jan 10, 2012

moonie says:

sam: my hand is on the wrong bodypart...

Dec 8, 2007

Rept138 says:

Spike: "Hold my hand. I'm scared of robots that are not really there but are added later on".

Nov 26, 2007

Ratbat says:

We have to see the movie ourselves to truly see the Transformers we've befriended or hostile, Megan!

Sep 11, 2007

Q_Silverbolt says:

"So, do you come here much?"

Sep 1, 2007

Deceptiwho? says:

Oh thank god!! Its just ur hand I thought that was a dismembered body part or something!!

Sep 1, 2007

Freddery says:

Mikaela: That's MY 24 carrot gold ring Sam..
Sam : No it's mine
Mikaela: but you don't wear rings
Sam: sure I do, I'm a fancy boy...
Mikaela: I never noticed
Sam: you were to busy looking at my crotch
Mikaela:...
Sam: see you&#0

Jul 28, 2007

ChevyTron says:

Spike: They gone yet?
Mikaela: Nope. Those crazy fanboys still want our autographs. That one dressed up as Optimus scares me.

Jul 11, 2007

snavej says:

Mikaela: Mission accomplished. My body has been lusted at by at least 100 million guys!

Jul 11, 2007

gogleman374 says:

Sam:Ok I think The Autobots are busy Fighting The Decepticons!

Mikela:Lets go make Daniel!

Jul 2, 2007

Swerve says:

Michael Bay, if you think this one clip will forgive all the damage you've done to this franchise... consider yourself fully pardoned.

May 30, 2007

Zeedust says:

HE can see a LITTLE out of the corner of his eye, Decepticlone Soundwave? Looking at this picture, I'm betting he can see a LOT out of the corner of his eye!

May 22, 2007

Road Turtle says:

Mikaela, "Wow, this is like, the worst date Ever."

May 13, 2007

Gaijin says:

Spike: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Apr 19, 2007

trailbreaker says:

BOOBS!!!!

Apr 5, 2007

Split Second says:

Spike: Holy crap, look how awful I look.

Mar 22, 2007

darth_paul says:

Mikela: let go of my hand and find me that robot friend of your they call Hot Rod!
Spike: Gulp!

Mar 14, 2007

snavej says:

Spike: And I'm being paid very well for it, too!

Mikaela: I think with my chest!

Feb 6, 2007

Screambug says:

Spike: "Let's go in Bumblebee and you'll be displayed as a 'Before Carly' babe!"

Feb 3, 2007

hot rod 907 says:

mikaela: "uh oh, the entire auddiance can see my boobs!"

spike: "well I'm famous for acting in both matrix sequals, so we all have our own issues!"

Jan 26, 2007

autobothound says:

Mikaela: I hope those BAD robot thingies don't get us here!

Spike: Don't worry. They'll never find us here out in the open.

Jan 22, 2007

autobothound says:

Mikaela: I think I saw a cute guy over there!

Spike: I think she likes me !

Jan 22, 2007

autobothound says:

Why am I not looking at her breastesses...?? Am I gay in this movie?

Jan 22, 2007

Dclone Soundwave says:

Spike-"I'd recommend adjusting your blouse. I can see a little outta the corner of my eye ya know........"

"Shut up, I'm tryin' to be sexy here!"

Jan 21, 2007

Riotflea says:

Mikaela, thought balloon: "Just who did I ---- off in a previous life to get stuck with Golem-boy in this car wreck of a movie?"

Jan 20, 2007

Riotflea says:

Spike: "I'm serious! The car turned into a robot! It's doors swung in, and he got down on all fours... oh, you're not even looking."

Jan 20, 2007

Riotflea says:

Spike: Mikaela, why'd you stop? I was just getting into... DEAR GOD THEY'RE ALL WALKING OUT OF THE THEATER!

Jan 20, 2007

Kevinus Prime says:

"Is this first base?"

Jan 20, 2007

Kevinus Prime says:

"Spike, my God, everythings gone...(SOB) Spike?"

"BOOBIES!"

Jan 20, 2007

Kevinus Prime says:

"I swear, if he makes one more off-coloerd "Holes" comment, I'm gonna deck him!"

Jan 20, 2007

Pokejedservo says:

Carly: Spike why did they want to change my name into Mikaela again? Spike: Quite frank;y I have no idea...

Jan 20, 2007

Powermaster Jazz says:

I hear that relationships that happen under extreme circ---OOPS wrong movie. Come with me if you want to li---DAMN! Whatever, nice rack!

Jan 20, 2007

Dragonoth says:

Spike: "This looks like the Phyrexian invasion!"
Mikaela: "You and your Magic® cards!"

Jan 19, 2007

Dragonoth says:

Spike: "My car!"
Mikaela: "I told you demolition derby wasn't the same as full-size bumper cars."

Jan 19, 2007

the purifyer says:

And here we have our first image from the new Mario Bros. Movie. This scene shows Peach holding hands with toad.

Jan 19, 2007

snavej says:

Spike: Hey, all you nerds out there! The way to get a girl is to start an interstellar war! She'll be all like 'Save me, save me!' and jump right into your arms. Shame about this town, though. It was a nice burgh once.

Jan 19, 2007

Halo2addict says:

Spike: Where's Master Chief, the Arbiter, and the Brute Chieftain Tartarus when you need them?
Mikaela: Your kidding, right?
Spike: What gives you that idea? The only reason I said that happens to be that rather than fighting each other, if they sp

Jan 19, 2007

ButtZilla says:

Hey everyone's gone, all right Mikaela, let's make Daniel.... ;)

Jan 19, 2007

Dragonoth says:

"Where's the Terminator when we need him?"

Jan 18, 2007

Dragonoth says:

I booted up my computer to see the new "Before Carly" pic and found out it's from the new movie. Maybe live-action isn't so bad…

Jan 18, 2007

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

And as the power plant toppled to the ground, just as Mikaela and Spike thought they had destroyed the evil and were safe, they heard the bone-chilling, bloodcurdling refrain that had haunted this waking nightmare:

"Kremzeek!"

Jan 18, 2007

1337W422102 says:

Two good reasons why the Transformers came to Earth. And the guy doesn't count.

Jan 18, 2007

Byrerprime says:

Girl: And when the booze wears off, you'll realize that this isn't a battle scene from some stupid movie, it's just my messy room. And you'll also realize that I'm fat and ugly.

Jan 18, 2007

Stress says:

ahh then wonder years....NOT

Jan 18, 2007

Tusk says:

C'mon everybody! Sing with me!
We dig Giant Robots...
Chicks dig Giant Robots...
I dig Giant Robots...

Jan 18, 2007

Zeedust says:

After CArly, there was Mikaela.

Jan 18, 2007

snavej says:

Spike: That was one hell of a party! The house is GONE, the yard is full of sand and junk, and the neighbours have turned into giant robots!

Mikaela: What will your parents think?

Spike: Don't worry - I'll blame it all on the neighbours.

Jan 17, 2007

snavej says:

Spike: Mikaela, look over there - giant f**king robots!

Mikaela: What did you say? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was too busy looking at Michael Bay's manly body. What a stud! And rich and talented too!

Spike: Please, robots - ki

Jan 17, 2007

snavej says:

Mikaela: Spike, why did you think that a junkyard was a good place to bring me on a date?

Spike: Well, it's definitely not because I love mechanical things more than girls. No sir, definitely not because of that.

Mikaela: Do me a favour, Spike

Jan 17, 2007

Insurgent says:

Who transformed into the giant pair of scissors and cut out the background?

Jan 17, 2007

Anonymous says:

"We've been on this island for 65 days since the plane crash. Shouldn't someone rescue us soon?"

Jan 17, 2007

Road Turtle says:

Spike, "If any of you can hear us, Please Send Help! We're trapped in a bad movie!"

Jan 17, 2007

Road Turtle says:

Mikaela, "My God, that woman keeps trying to kill us..."

Spike, "Yeah I forgot to tell you; she's my ex-girlfirend Carly, and she's bitter!"

Jan 17, 2007

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike, "Sure she's cute, but I have a robot fetish.....give me Iron Hide anyday of the week."

Jan 16, 2007

Unknown says:

WE at Spike TV salute and give Spike the Manly award for his way with the ladies; even before facing Death

Jan 16, 2007

tian17 says:

Do you have HD Digital? We don't. Seems like we're in a photo from the 60's.

Jan 16, 2007

Archanubis says:

Mikaela: You know, Carrie Fisher's breasts were taped down...

Jan 16, 2007

Thanatos Prime says:

Mikaela: Spike, I know you want to hold my hand but I think the giant robots fighting over there is a little more important right now...

Jan 16, 2007

Tom_Servo says:

Spike- "Pretender Shell?"

Jan 16, 2007

Cybertron's Last Hope says:

spike:so i guess this means ill get to third base tonight?
Mikaela: well youll either hit a home run or strike out...depends on how horny i get from this danger
Spike:MEGATRON ATTACK OVER HERE!

Jan 16, 2007

1337W422102 says:

I'd hit it. I don't have a caption, I'd just hit it.

Jan 16, 2007

snavej says:

Spike: All right, Bay, enough's enough. Call them off. You shouldn't have let them wreck my truck.

Bay (behind camera): That wasn't me. They've just broken free of my control! (punches control panel)

Mikaela: You mean like ED-

Jan 16, 2007

snavej says:

Mikaela: I can't believe it! They blew up the Love Motel!

Kyle (from South Park): You bastards!

Spike: What are we going to do now?

Mikaela: Dusty tit wank?

Spike: Okay.

Jan 16, 2007

Acelister says:

Spike: "See, I told you our date would be interesting..."

Jan 16, 2007

TransX says:

Shia: If you think this chick is hot, wait till you see who they cast to play Carly in TF III!

Jan 15, 2007

Brakethrough says:

You maniacs! You blew it up!

Jan 15, 2007

Byrerprime says:

Look biotch, if I missed the 24 premiere event for a cheap feel, I'm going to be very upset. Now stop playin hard to get and let's find my Camaro.

Jan 15, 2007

Black Bumblebee says:

Spike: "Of course I've never made out with another girl in the backseat of a Transformer, baby... you're the only one..."
Mikaela: "Well... okay..."

Jan 15, 2007

Liege Evilmus says:

Spike, why the hell are you looking at me!?!

Wrong direction buddy!

Jan 15, 2007

Unknown says:

Spike and Mikaela barely escaped the wrath of the Transformers fans.... Michael Bay wasn't so lucky.

Jan 15, 2007

lordmegatron44 says:

spike: Mikaela will you marry me if we live through this

Jan 15, 2007

Anonymous says:

The worst part of this situation —
(her) Uh, I have to hold this gubber's hand!?
(him) Great cleavage shot and I'm at the wrong angle to enjoy it!

Jan 15, 2007

dabattousai says:

Micheal Bay: Alright, this is the scene where Spike will look down Mikaela's shirt to see if one of the mini-bots have gotten in there.

AND.....ACTION!

Jan 15, 2007

Tusk says:

For those of you just tuning in, We are live from the set of Transformers, and I'm about to propose.

Mikaela: Must... Get... Away...

Jan 15, 2007

DinoHonor says:

Spike: It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

Mikaela: I doesn't matter that we are the last humans alive, the answer is still NO.

Jan 15, 2007

Wolfguard says:

Shouldn't this be a "Before Carly" pic. ;)

Jan 15, 2007

Unknown says:

*Autobot bubbs comment makes me think of Billy Madison*


Spike(Billy Madison voice): "Jackpot."

Jan 15, 2007

Optimusizzy says:

Spike: (Sucsess now that I touched a woman the thought of being trampeled by A giant robot doesnt seem as bad now.)
Mikaela: (Good nopw that he's drooling and probably paralise with the fact that he just touched me I can escape as the Decepticons us

Jan 15, 2007

R-Burst says:

Shia: Have you watched "Into The Blue Lagoon" yet? Let me show you what happened...

Jan 15, 2007

SdazVarence says:

Spike: I wonder if I'll be alowed to say "----" in this movie......mmm clevage

Jan 15, 2007

Down_Shift says:

whats her name: Alright, alright, we'll look for your famn contact. Jeeze

Spike: This shouldn't be hard to find, it must be the size of a friggin' hubcap.

Jan 15, 2007

Autobot bubbs says:

Spike (Internally): dear diary.... Jackpot

Jan 15, 2007

First-Aid says:

(starts to write caption but gets lost in Meghan Fox's cleavage and dies a happy man)

Jan 15, 2007

Unknown says:

Shia(as himself): Now you TF fans know why I took this role. All of your arguments against the shape of the TFs and all of the critics who are going to state that I can't act are small prices to pay to be here.

Me(to Shia): You lucky b@st@rd!

Jan 15, 2007

Tusk says:

Bay: Now in this scene, you finally learn that Mikalea is actually your long lost Sister...

Jan 15, 2007

TransX says:

Spike: Hey! You! Stop looking at my girlfriend's cleavage!

Jan 15, 2007

Thanatos Prime says:

Spike: What's your hand doing here? And what did you do with that pistol that was laying here!?

Jan 15, 2007

Booda says:

Spike: Why do we have to be dirty and sweaty all the time? I thought this was about giant robots!

Mikaela: Are you touching me?

Jan 15, 2007

hot rod 907 says:

Mikaela: 'Look out spike, it's the film critics!"

Critic(off camera): "The CGI robots are beter actors then you! I havent seen you in a moive this bad since Matrix Revolutions!"

Spike: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T PUBLIS

Jan 15, 2007

snavej says:

Mikaela: Which one of these robots is Schwarzenegger?

Spike: The one with the pot belly and the drug-induced heart problem in the governor's office, I guess.

Bay (behind camera): I am a frickin' genius! This stuff's gonna be bigger t

Jan 15, 2007

snavej says:

Spike: Which camera was it?

Mikaela: I don't know.

Bay (out of shot): Great, you fluffed it. I'll bill you for the wasted $4 million in filming costs!

Jan 15, 2007

Darkclyde says:

Spike: (... Thank God Mr. Bay didn't put Dad in this movie, I'll be a jackass if she finds out dad's name is Sparkplug...)
Mikaela: (...stay calm... don't get mad...he's a grease monkey...his hand sweaty like a pig...o God, the t

Jan 15, 2007

Tusk says:

Dearly beloved, we are gathered on our hands and knees, in front of this wreckage, to witness the union of Micheal Bay and Transformers...

Jan 15, 2007

snavej says:

Spike: Hey, Mikey - we ordered an apocalypse of giant ants, not giant robots! What kinda film are ya runnin' here, anyways?

Mikaela: I'm gonna lie here until I get lovely giant ants fondling my boobs!

Spike: You tell 'em, darlin&#039

Jan 15, 2007

Editor says:

M) So, they will add in the robots later, right?
S) Yhea, so just look like there is something happening behind us.
M) I'm still not sure what to do.
s) Do you think I know? I'm looking right at the camera for no reason.

Jan 15, 2007

teejimusprime says:

do you think the decepticons got mad that mr bay brought in r2-d2?

uhm, i think that should be the least of our worries

r2-beep boop beep(pick me up!!)

no r2. play dead, scopornok is coming

(if youre confused, look at dudes right arm, behind i

Jan 15, 2007

Immortal Starscream says:

spike: i dont get it. wasnt there supposed to be robots or something?

mikaela: ya... im so bored

spike: ittle be alright we can still make a human intrest movie right?

mikaela

Jan 15, 2007

TFBuyer says:

Psst! Hey! Mr. Bay! I owe you one!

Jan 15, 2007

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