Captions by Cybertron's Last Hope

Here, let's have some target practice. I'll throw a picture of the new me and you target the parts you don't like. See even Michael Bay is in it...but I call shooting that part.

spike:so i guess this means ill get to third base tonight?
Mikaela: well youll either hit a home run or strike out...depends on how horny i get from this danger
Spike:MEGATRON ATTACK OVER HERE!

I'M GOING TO GET YOUUU!

Kup: I sure wish Unicron was here to clean up this... Bumblebee stop playing with yourself!

Megatron: Soundwave! Jam their party!
Soundwave: As you command Megatron

I think I should've laid off the eggnog...I swear I see an Autobot in the tree.

Will the real Optimus Prime please stand up...I repeat with the 'REAL' Optimus Prime please stand up....
fine you will do

I really shouldn't have eaten that burrito last night.

soft serve ice cream....dump trucks....planes dropping bombs....3,2,1 SPLASHDOWN!!!!

Oh no! Why hasnt he called me?

All the lady is trying to do is grow her goddamn flower and she'll be damn if they are destroyed by Rhinox, who'd probably eat them.

I'm pushing my little red wagon! The only problem is that the wagon has a big mouth.

How many buttons does this car need. It looks like the Mark-5 minus Speed Racer.