Sunstreaker tells a story

trailbreaker says:

Gears - “Can someone get this clown to sit down ?”

trailbreaker says:

Jazz hands

Vapor-03 says:

Sunstreaker letting everyone know that his ego is actually wider that the width of his arms.

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

"So I was there, T posing my dominance over the Deceptions, and Soundwave says..."

trailbreaker says:

Autobot workout video.

Optimum Supreme says:

Sunstreaker wows the other Autobots with his Chris Jericho impression.

Ravage XK says:

I caught a Piranacon was this big.

Road Turtle says:

Sunstreaker, "...Can't they just reverse engineer me a mold?! It's a freak'n 80's toy! It can't be That hard!..."

Gears, "There he goes again, about not getting a reissue."

Ironhide, "Somebody get Prime..."

Shuttershock says:

Sunstreaker: "And then I hauled in a Sharkticon THIIIIS BIG!"
Gears: *cough*bullscrap*cough"

Rainmaker says:

Free hugs!

Zeedust says:

"And they had this statue of some greek guy with a planet on his back going like this..."

Roadshadow says:

Sunny: I'm tellin' ya! Prime's erection was THIS BIG!
Gears: Shut up Sunstreaker.

Red_Sun says:

Give me a really big hug Optimus Prime!!

Dclone Soundwave says:

Sunstreaker: Yup, I remember the dust was so thick on Beta-4 you had to use wind-shield wipers on your optic sensors

Grimlock:Me Grimlock know all about wipers, want to hear good part of story!

Swoop:Good part come! Tell Swoop good part!

Percepto

Prowl Worshipper says:

Bluestreak, under his breath: Geez, he gets really weird without his morning cup of oil!

Prowl Worshipper says:

For Primus' sake, somebody help me! Ratchet wants to convert me to a 1990 Nissan Pulsar!

galvanostril says:

sunstreaker: IN THE YEAR 2005, EVERY MOVIE IS A SEQUEL!
bluestreak: my shoulders are loaded...

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Sunstreaker: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
Everyone else: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Demona says:

SS: hey, sonny, did i eva tell you about....
energon ironhide: mom! grandpa needs his nap, now!

Tiedye says:

SUNSTREAKER- "When I went to go see River Dance the humans never moved their arms, and in the final number they all danced with their arms around each other like this."

Magnus says:

Wait, don't go anywhere. I swear I was moonwalking a minute ago.

Zeedust says:

Sunstreaker: "ROBOT MODE!"

All (singing): Robot mode, step-in time! Robot mode, step-in time!"

Optimus (offscreen): I am NEVER letting them watch "Mary Poppins" again..."

Anonymous says:

Auditions for the new Transformers Energon cartoon.

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME???? All: Because you're an idiot!

Shadow Fox says:

Sunstreak- Really its true, my dick was thiiisss long, and I didn't have to use viagra!!

Anonymous says:

I bet he sounds like William Shatner now

BlItZeR says:

"Im tellin you guys, the rat in Optimus Prime's toilet was this BIG!!!"

Minicle says:

Sunstreaker: In my young days, we didn't need fancy drugs to make ourselves feel good, now we've got all these Minicons running around. Its not safe to go outside anymore i tell you.
Sideswipe: Calm down bro. Here have a fag.

Anonymous says:

"Braaaaaaaaaains."

Anonymous says:

Once upon a time there was... a dude.... the end. Optimus: *wipes a tear from optic* That was... beautiful....

Anonymous says:

"I'm Sunstreaker the Autobot TOOT TOOT! I'm Sunstreaker the Autobot TOOT TOOT! I'm strong to the finish 'cause I eats me Energon! I'm Sunstreaker the Autobot TOOT TOOT!"

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: ...and the Decepticon was THIS big! That has got to be the world's smallest Decepticon!
Prowl: (thinking) Maybe I shouldn't tell him about the Micromasters...

Anonymous says:

"...And that's why I'm afraid to talk to any of the female Autobots since I'm narcissistic!"

Anonymous says:

Sunstreacker: once the fog was ful of dust and the giantic Japan amazine

Anonymous says:

There was this big Ig-yack - Sunstreaker.
Oh that's my story - Kup.

Anonymous says:

"i saw arcee without her groin plate on and it was this big!!!!"

Anonymous says:

"I'm telling you all I can fly! Watch!"

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: It's not fair, my bro Sideswipe gets to be in Armada but not me!
Bluestreak: Tell me about it, I felt the same way when my bro Prowl got in RID.

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: GIVE ME A HUG!

Ricochet says:

Sunstreaker: I have a story about a magical place were it never rains. The end.

Anonymous says:

ST: Iam a lumberjack and iam ok i sleep all night and i work all day!! everybody else: god spear us

Anonymous says:

Okay everyone..... this one time at band camp....

Unknown says:

"Long ago I fell in some dirt and I................................................

MiGrAnE says:

....i feel like a hot dog, and yall is the bun....

zach says:

i mean it the fish was this big!!!

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: Yeah, yeah, yo, yo, yoooo, there is Wheelie in da house....!

Anonymous says:

Gears: Stand back there's a MORON coming through

Anonymous says:

SUNSTREAK! SUNSTREAK! At Last You're On Your Own!

Anonymous says:

SUNSTREAK! SUNSTREAK!
At Last Your Own!

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: " How do you guys dig my new 'Imola Yellow' coat? It doesn't make my face look too pale does it?"

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker:All I am saying is that I didn't do squat in the movie. I shoulda had some speaking lines.
Bluestreak & Ironhide: AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T DIE 3 MINUTES AFTER THE INTRO.
Gears: And I wasn't even shown.
Cliffjum

Anonymous says:

I'm... so NOT being... DRAMATIC~!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Bluestreak: Dammit! He always wins at Hopscotch.

Anonymous says:

"I tell ya the thing that bird dropped on my windshield was THIS big!!!"

Anonymous says:

Give me a hug!

Anonymous says:

So...There I was...I was just walking then like bang and then I was like woooh...

Anonymous says:

So...There I was

Anonymous says:

"i dont care how evil he is, megatron is just...wow"

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: NO IT'S NOT TRUE!!!!! Ironhide:sorry dude but the monkee's were just actors! Sunstreaker: NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo

Broadside says:

Sideswipe's was little but my catch was this big!

MindWipe says:

(off frame) son!!!! where have you been?

Anonymous says:

I'm just saying that Devil May Cry 2 was THIS good!

Unicron says:

I swear, there was a giant meatball this big

Anonymous says:

...I SWEAR THEY REALLY DID MAKE ARMADA CROWD: *GASP

Anonymous says:

...and when "The Kitchen Sinks" resumed , Marsha came towards Michel like this ... -- ans THATS when those lousy Cons chose to attack !

Anonymous says:

... and that's when Devastator came down on me like a ton of bricks ...

Anonymous says:

"Praise the Lord!"

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: "WEEEE! I'M A AEROPLANE!! WEEEE!"

Anonymous says:

Feel the burn! Jane Fonda ain't got nothin' on me.

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: "Now I'll tell you a story about how the brilliant Sunstreaker caught th universe's biggest fish." Cliffjumper: "Ego Alert."

Anonymous says:

The Autobot Ranks have had the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy for years!

Battle Angel says:

I can fly!

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: I fell pretty, All so pretty

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: BIG HUG TIME!

Kamikazecon says:

"Join in if you know the words.... Y M C A...

ryo777 says:

CLIFFJUMPER: I GOTTA move!! If I stand next to Ironhide any longer, everyone's going to think I'm his son!

ryo777 says:

Bluestreak: If he starts to do the MACARENA, I'm gonna fire him two blasts to the KEISTER!!

ryo777 says:

GEARS: Hmmmmmm, maybe if I give him a kidney shot, maybe he'll sit the F**K down!!

ryo777 says:

SUNSTREAKER: GEEZ,...Jazz, Prowl, Starscream, and even my friggin bro, Sideswipe!! WHEN AM I GONNA GET RE-ISSUED?!!

ryo777 says:

Sunstreaker does "SCARFACE"- "Say HELLO to the BAD GUY"!!!

Anonymous says:

"This is how I dry my armpits, guys...."

gabriel says:

Sunsteaker:Once upon a time i was red,Ironhide was black,
Bluestreak was blue!
And cliffjumper and gears were micromans!
just like meggy!

Anonymous says:

"And I was say, and yes, I says that I was reborn, when I heard the Word..."

ian says:

sunstreaker: once i caught i fish ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiissssssss big !

Anonymous says:

ONce upon a time a dude named Megatron came and he rule Cybertron an-Bluestreak:This is our story u nimwit

Anonymous says:

And they said Kup was good at telling boring stories about colonies of petrorabbits!

Anonymous says:

I am a lumberjack big and strong I am a lunberjack...Every body all together!!!!
Bluestreak: ready, aim.....

Unknown says:

Sunstreaker:There were all kinds of Decepti- Others:(whispering)This guy sucks.We need Kup.

Anonymous says:

The Others: Sunstreaker! we heard this one before you dumb idoit!!!! Sunstreaker: Thanks for ruining my fun, Guys!!

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker:"And, I swear, the monster was THIS wide." Everyone else:"Pfffft. Whatever."

RandomFerret says:

"And that Inayuk had teeth THIS big, blah, blah, blah, I'm so damn old, blah, blah, young people these da- ...Oh, um, hi, Kup."

RodimusPrime says:

Marsha!!! John!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker"the fish i cought was this big" everone else "bulls£!t"

gabriel says:

Once upon a time the was an autobot princess! Prowl:this story S T I N I K S ! ! !

Anonymous says:

Prowl: Hmm maybe the rhoumers are true...perhaps he is Tony Blair.
SunStreaker: And i promise that schools in the area will have more books with words in by 2011

Jetstreamx says:

Sunstreaker: And there it was, a giant inkiyak, trompping and stompping down the moutain, and I thought for sure(gets cut off)Optimus: Ok. who switched Sunstreaker's and Kup's memory chips again?

Firestorm says:

Sunstreaker was never the same after watching the Jerry Springer marathon.

Anonymous says:

Okay, so that's how I whupped those 6,000 Sharkticons with my bare hands and saved the whole freakin' universe...

Anonymous says:

After being told he wasn't the best looking Autobot, Sunstreaker ran out of the room crying like a little baby...

Anonymous says:

every one look at me. i'm going to tell you a story about a man named jed....dammit bumblbee i said look at me not rc.

Anonymous says:

What's the deal with Prime? His trailer's gone, it's back again. How the hell does he do it?

Anonymous says:

The sound of Sunstreaker's was a dull, monotone drone, and all that Gears could think of was picking up the rod at his feet and jabbing it into Streaker's optics...

Vector Sigma says:

"So I says to the broad...yeah baby...I got one...THIS BIG!!"

Unknown says:

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Anonymous says:

I can fly

Anonymous says:

The hot dog was this big and I ate it all up

Chachi says:

Sunstreaker: "SHINE GET!"

Firestorm says:

Bluestreak: ****, he gets wierd without his hot energon fix.

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: DO THE MARIO!!!!

Anonymous says:

"i had a headache this big!"

Anonymous says:

I can feel the love

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker:"And this one time, at band camp..."

Amph says:

common baby lets do the twist

Hot Rodimus says:

Sunstreeker-"I swere! it was THISSSSS big!"

Blue Streak-"I swere,we need to unplug him."

Anonymous says:

Before Sunstreaker could embarrass himself further, Bluestreak carefully took aim.....

SlagMaker says:

Sunstreaker (to Optimus): Come here big guy, give me some love!

Anonymous says:

Look guys I can fly, weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Unknown says:

Sunstreaker fails his sobriety test hard.

Anonymous says:

Ratchet:: Dammit sunstreaker what did i tell you about performing YMCA naked

jason says:

Come on Megatron give me a hug

Anonymous says:

WHATUP NIGGA!?!? We got a problem here?

Anonymous says:

you put your left foot in, you take your left foot out....

Anonymous says:

black sabbath

Nemo says:

The other Autobots see first-hand the danger of letting Sunstreaker go off his meds.

Anonymous says:

Optimus and others all at once: who let the gay on in!?!?!?

Anonymous says:

Aaahhh!! The hORROR new Transformers series Armada. LIttle tiny Transformers and huge transformers and Optimus looks like and stupid ass.

Anonymous says:

Shhhh...The Autobots are playing sharades

Anonymous says:

And then i met these twin sisters with chestplates this big..

JetFire says:

Ok, so seriously guys, who is going to help me pull out the metal spike I sat on.

Anonymous says:

No Officer, I havent been drinking... You want me to walk this line or WHAT??? eww...

Anonymous says:

Hey, fellow Autobots--I feel good!!! In fact, I feel like a new Autobot!

Anonymous says:

my new speedo is wonder ful huh guys?

Anonymous says:

Ok, Who was it that let SunStreaker in?

Anonymous says:

I sm proud to have a speedo!

Mirage says:

everyone do the robot

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: I think we should put our new hot tub right . . . here! ^_^

Anonymous says:

"And there was this one time, at bandcamp, and..."

Anonymous says:

SS: "Ok, the next one of you two to make fun of my paint job can look forward to a can of whoop ass from me this big!"

Slappyfrog says:

Ooohh, ohhhhh, I hate it when Omega SUpreme hogs the bathroom! Ohhh, too late. At least the paint job hides it.

Unknown says:

look! when i cross my legs i look like that killer in "silence of the lambs"!!!!

Anonymous says:

awww....who wants a hug? I know I do, a naked hug that is...hey! bumblebee come here my brizo I want some izo!

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: "Welcome to the jungle, watch it bring you to your knees, knees,yyyeahhh!!!...

Unknown says:

Blaster! turn it up...im doing tha runing man! ok everyone...cabbagepatch!

Anonymous says:

No fooling it was this big, and I caught it within two minutes with no bait!

TRoN says:

Sunstreak:AND that dis-mouned got me the gold at the Olympics.

The one says:

I almost died when Ultra Magnus shot me!

Anonymous says:

Sunstreak: Who wants to wrestle da Sunstreak? HUH?!?! Who wants to?

Anonymous says:

Guys!!! Guys!!! Sideswipe just got his ass kicked by a Hyundai Sonata! Can you belive that!!

Anonymous says:

Mere minutes ago, I almost got hit by an human-driven semi this long!

Anonymous says:

Okay, guys--group hug!!!

Anonymous says:

I swear, man. Optimus is like THIIIS Big down there!

Anonymous says:

Oh come on guys, I put on deoderant this morning!

Meister says:

I dont use drogs. I can flyyyy

Anonymous says:

ohhhh my hemroids are way out of control, hey perceptor go get me some preporation h

Anonymous says:

I believe I can fly...
I believe I can touch the sky!!!

Anonymous says:

Hy, i think i finally becoming a man, check out that hair

Anonymous says:

"Why is everyone laughing?! IT BURNS! All I can see is a horrible rainbow..."

deadman says:

Honestly guys its really this long....

Anonymous says:

Hug me, Arcee!

Anonymous says:

I use to look this big, but I went on the SUBWAY diet. Look at me now.

Indiana says:

"Im gay!"

Slappyfrog says:

If I were a rich bot, yeedle deedle....

Anonymous says:

1...2...3...RED LIGHT!

Q says:

SS: look i can fly!

Anonymous says:

SS: look i can fly!

Mirage says:

Then he tells me "oh oh" better get maaco

FortMax says:

Sunstreaker: This is something the humans call "riverdance"

Anonymous says:

who wants some?

Anonymous says:

Perceptor! Into my arms! someone has to tranlate this site properly into german!

Anonymous says:

Voten por mi para lider de los autobots, y le pateare el culo a Prime

Pokejedservo says:

Sunstreaker: Who wants a hug?

The autobots in the pic: Nobody...

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: Come my brothers, for I am the giver of light, The bringer of peace, Gears: Bluestreak what did you put in his energon this morning?

Unknown says:

my arms are stuck give me some oil

Anonymous says:

Does anyone else think one arms longer than the other ?

Anonymous says:

I am Sunstreaker-Flatley, Lord of the Dance

Anonymous says:

mypenisisthiiiisbigmotherfµ©kingsonsofbitches

Anonymous says:

The crater I fell into was this wide and waaaay over my head! And to top it all off...my beautiful paint job was ruined!!!

flatline says:

And you should all repent, for the Lord loves you.....

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!!!Cliffjumper:How much longer do we have to listen to this?
Ironhide: I dont know!
Gears:Maybe we can melt him down and create another dinobot!
Bluestreak: mmmm-mm look at that rear e

Anonymous says:

You put your left foot in,you put your left foot out-

Terrorscream says:

ironide:oh,man put your arms down they stink!!

gr8kingrat says:

give me a "T"!!

Jeremy says:

sunstreaker: people megatron is attacking autobot city this is not a drill
cliffjumper: sure and while we fight u take are energon cubes

Cyberman says:

OK, I went to a Toys R Us store and bought a G1 Optimus Prime. And it costed me 40 bucks. 40 bucks? Cam you belive that?!

REDEYE says:

The Autobots watched and laughed at Sunstreaker, having switched off his optics...

Sledge says:

Okay, Gears....why did you super glue my arms like this?

Ratbat says:

Then I saw Armada and it also sucked this much

Anonymous says:

Temba, his arms wide.

Anonymous says:

Man! I just saw Robots In Disguise and it sucked this much!

Anonymous says:

I fell into a crater this wide!

Anonymous says:

Spike caught a fish--and it was this long!

Anonymous says:

oh....im so scared...im shaking in my valve guides!

Anonymous says:

wanna go bitch...huh do ya?

Anonymous says:

Come on lits all sing: "You are my sunshine my only sunshine"

Anonymous says:

I took a dump this big.

Anonymous says:

Sunstreaker: Everybody!
Y-M-C-A!

Slappyfrog says:

SUPERSTAR!!!!

Slappyfrog says:

Gears finally realized what Sunstreaker meant when he said, "three years tap, two jazz."

davewelttf says:

Ironhide: I told you guys not to keep Sunstreaker out in the rain! Now we got an ugly looking coat rack!

Dynamus Prime says:

GGRRROOOUUUUPPP HHHUUUGGGG!!!

Anonymous says:

YES!!!! YES!!!!! SMELL MY UNDEREREAS!!! I AM MOIST!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Oh Tracks! Marry me!

Anonymous says:

"That damned Hot Shot! He´s giving us Yellow Bots a bad name! Wait ´till I get my hands on that Winnie The Pooh Wannabe!"

Riptide says:

Sunstreaker: "Oh Optimus..........."

Pursuit says:

No... Seriously guys it was this big before the Sharkticon got away...

Anonymous says:

:sunstreaker" hey guys chechk out my NEW deodorant its for yellow guys only...."

Riptide says:

Sunstreaker: "Marco...."

Anonymous says:

I once caught a sharkicon this big!

ToXmAn says:

who wants to fight with me !!! ??? come on you pus.... come on !!!

ToXmAn says:

i am the king of the world !!!!

Anonymous says:

SUNSTREAKER:"And then I told Santa Claus I wanted a mirror this big..."

Slappyfrog says:

Daddy never hugged me when I was little.....(sniff..)

Slappyfrog says:

I spun and I spun, but I never turned into Wonder Woman.

Slappyfrog says:

Prowl, stop staring at my ass already!

Slappyfrog says:

Side swipe can tell you. Our mother was the size of a dump truck!

Slappyfrog says:

I knew I could walk the line, but I still got hit with DWI.

Slappyfrog says:

Sideswipe used to be this big, but then he followed the Jared Subway diet.

Anonymous says:

SS: {singin}With arms wide opened!
[later the autobots start chucking garbage at him]

Ratbat says:

S: So Tracks said he needed me to check the computer relays out, but when we were together he came at me like this... I managed to run away but I feel all dirty now

Anonymous says:

At the ark...the autobots play sharades
Bluestreak: OH NO!!! WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! I KNOW!!! "Breakdancing monkeys!!!"
Gears: Hmm..is it "With arms wide open"
Ironhide: Ah dunno...um.."Lets dance"?
Cli

Bombshell says:

Come on, guys! GROUP HUG!

Anonymous says:

"Quack, quack"

Royal says:

Someone check under my arms to see if there is any scratches!

Anonymous says:

d

Unknown says:

...and I tell ya, that fish was this big and weighed as much as Ironhide with six kids and an overweight soccer mom inside.

Seibertron says:

Yep ... she was this big around, I tell yah!

Bombshell says:

I once caught a fish THIS big!