The Ultimate Caption Contest
Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship
307 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
seminole1 says:
Trans-Organic: First, I'll crack the shell. Then, I'll crack the nuts inside.
Cyclonus says:
Quint 1: The Trans-Organic!! We're all going to die!!
Quint 2: I'm sorry!! I should've been a better Quintesson!!
Quint 3 to Quint 1: I've never told you this, but I love you!!!
Trans-Organic: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
snavej says:
Uhuru: There's klingons on the starboard bow; scrape 'em off, Jim!
Mr. Burns: Enough of your woman's prattle! Release the hounds!
Quintesson Captain: Better yet Monty, old pal, release the 10 million Sharkticons in the hold!
Roadshadow says:
Springer (inside the ship): Oh God! It's the poop monster and it's humping our ship!
Zeedust says:
"Slag... Out of all the people in deep space, look who we wind up hitting at an intersection!"
(Apologies to Gary Larson)
LunarFormer says:
Early experiments in Powerlinx technology had some very creepy results
Zeedust says:
William Shatner: "There's some... thing... on the... nose of the shuttle."
buddhaquest says:
"Hey Bob! Get out there and tell that thing it's mounting the wrong end!!"
Jetstreamx says:
Quintesson: Mother always told me I should space explorer, but now look what happened. I hate you mother!
samson120 says:
"So that's how you do 'The Humpty Dance'. I thought it was more like the electric slide. My bad"
euphorion says:
I am very sorry.
Its an tachion-impulse, but these must be more versatile than an swiss army knife...
euphorion says:
We try solving that problem like they use to do ist at star trek: emitting a modulated ionimpulse via the main deflector, that always saves the day...
Hammertron says:
"i leave you in charge of the ship for 5 minutes and THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Traffic copter Dan here,over Rt 32 looks like a Quint cruiser and a Trans-Organic have collided just past the Weehawkin exit.So if your heading that way better plan alternate travel routes."
Suzuki says:
You see, when a monster and an interplanetary space craft love each other very much . . .
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic,"Damn kids leaving their toys running all over the cosmos.Where in hell is the off switch?"
Dark Monkelus says:
well if you open the frickin windon and release my thumb, then yes, maybe I would get off your damn ship!
Dark Monkelus says:
well if you open the frickin window and release my thumb, then yes, maybe I would get off your damn ship!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic,"DON'T! DON'T YOU DO IT.........don't.......I got nowhere left to go......."
(An Officer and a Gentleman ref.)
LagunaL8 says:
'Now hold this small peice of terd infront of your eyes, stick some yarn and mommas hair curlers on it and VOILA! little Jimmy gets a replica...
_Max_ says:
Trans-Organic: "There must be another caption contest picture in here somewhere!"
Thanatos Prime says:
JarJarBinks-Meesa thinks we hit sompathing.
Quintesson-Where the hell did you come from?
Quintesson2-Yeah, and whoever you are how about a lot less talking and a lot more shut the hell up?
Trans-Organic-They're arguing. I wonder what they�
Toonami says:
Now you know why we use a rope in the Interplanetary tug of war. So many people have such dirty minds when looking at these type of pictures.
Acelister says:
Putting its ear to the hull, the Trans-Organic could hear the Thunderbirds theme song. "5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."
Vanishing Point says:
See... this is why you NEVER use your screen name from a website for your badge name at a con' ... your walking around and before you know it some freak's latched on to you thinking they know you
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Pilot,"Captain I'm running out of Trans-Organic jokes!"
Captain,"Steady pilot.We've got a whole cargo hold full of them."
Pilot,"Aye sir!"
armageon says:
TransOrganic:"Wait! You foggot to pay me for the windows I washed for you in Montreal!!!!"
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
"Okay, HAL, wiping out the crew was one thing, but this is just overkill."
The King says:
Captain of the ship said: "Earth we have problem!! Can please send some help"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Good ol'JR,"SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! THE SPACESHIP HIT TRANSORGANIC WITH THE SPEAR! OH MY GOD!BUSINESS HAS DEFINATLY PICKED UP! LADIES AND GENTLEMAN YOU ARE WITNESSING A PEIR 1 SLOBBERNOCKER!"
King,"I want puppies!"
Acelister says:
Quint: "I knew I should have gotten the black paint job... This kinda thing wouldn't show as much..."
_Max_ says:
Trans-Organic: "What! Christmas already! I wonder what's inside...(Shakes the ship) What! Quintessons! I wanted an Optimus Prime!"
galvanostril says:
quintason: attention passengers, we have some mild, godzilla related turbulence, he usually lets go around 700ft but we heard he's teamed up with gamera, rodan and mothera again so please bare with us...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic,"DON'T MOVE! I lost my contact lense."
That old joke.
Zeedust says:
After the incident with the radioactive spider, Mr. Potato Head was never the same.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic,"JIM!!!! Where've you been I've missed you! Did you put on weight?"
fuzzy butt says:
Ebony and Ivory, living in perfect harmony. Me and my spaceship dancing by the milky way..
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic,"Mmmmmm nothing like a warm engine hood in the coldness of space.Reminds me of Mom's womb."
Acelister says:
Trans-Organic: "I just wanted to be loved!"
Quint: "Yeah, yeah baby, you know I love ya... Now go destroy those Autobots!
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Pilot: We have all of infinite space, and you hit a friggin' deer!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Croc Hunter,"Blimy right hea we gowt.....well I don't rightly know,but boy is it angry.See it's cannisters arched high,it's saying,"Danger,danger,woaa fear me!" Easy girl,your alright. Isn't it magnificant! Ahm gonna sti
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Suddenly Mecha Hutt strikes!
Leaving only the great smell of Brut.
Vectorshot says:
No! No! Everyone please calm down. It's okay! This is just their way of show affection.
fuzzy butt says:
Wonder twin powers ACTIVATE!
Form of a space herpy!
Shape of a Say what? Jan we really need to have a talk, about you and your "Oddities".
Binaltech Bombshell says:
"Trans-Organic gets nailed in the crotch", wins the Cybertron's Funniest Home Videos grand prize!
fuzzy butt says:
"This is another fine mess you've gotten us into Stanly"(Laural and Hardy)
babylon queen says:
starscream : Oh silverbolt, isn't our baby adorable.
silverbolt: Autobots should never have kids with the enemy.
Toonami says:
And here we see the transorganic go for the title of "The Strongest thing in the Universe". All he has to do is lift the spaceship to more times.
But wait, the judges are going up to him. OH!!! LOOK!! He's been disqualified for having 4
Daedelus says:
The Autobots find themselves trapped on "The Darkness's" new Music video.
*cue cheezy retro music, and high pitched voices*
OP: "I believe in a thing called love!"
Colinus Maximus says:
Trans-Organic:Curse you Hasbro, you add those crappy Animorphs to the Transformers line but not me!
Hasbro Exec 1:I told you that would come back to hurt us.
Hasbro Exec 2:You signed the OK.
Hasbro Exec 1:You're the one who got me drunk and told m
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic,"Whoa,whoa,whoa,pal your gonna hafta back this thing up.You can't park it here this is Galvatron's parking spot."
fuzzy butt says:
prime" Iron Hide, get out there and remove the Vile thing"
Hide" SAY WHAT?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Pilot,"So,Dr.Tom that really came from John's colon?"
Dr.,"Yes near as we can figure he picked it up at Verlon 6."
Pilot,"Did he eat that as a microbe?"
Dr.,"No,more than likely he picked it up in the red light d
Toonami says:
The Transorganic obviously didn't like swapping partners at the Annual Space Dinner & Dance.
Toonami says:
Transorganic: Next time I call for a cab I need to check its big enough to get inside. Its a bit to breezy out here.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic,"I'd like to take a moment of your time to discuss with you the book of the Mormon Tabernackle..."
Pilot,"F*$k'n Mormons,Dave arm the lasers..."
Dark Monkelus says:
Transorganic: Mum, I had that dream I was eating a giant marshmallow again
Dark Monkelus says:
yes, he's going tho kill us, but look at little face. It's almost like he understands
Dark Monkelus says:
quints: And I thought the transorganics had naturally curly hair...
Psychout says:
Is destruction by a giant 4 legged space creature even on the insurance document?
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Finally, the answer to the question: "Where do baby Leviathans come from"?
Toonami says:
Transorganic: Damn! I knew I should have followed the instructions on that bottle of superglue.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"ATTENTION SPACE SLUG! PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST YOUR ACTIONS!! WE ARE NOT THE SATELITE OF LOVE!!!"
Alirion says:
Dweller-in-the-Depths: Don't leeeeave me, I love you!
Quintesson Bob: You just HAD to let it watch all those kiddie cartoons, didn't you.
Quintesson Frank: Hey, it's not MY fault somebody didn't want to babysit the TransOrganics.
Acelister says:
Quint1: "Its a shortcut? A shortcut?"
Quint2: "My audio receptors are working, no need to keep on..."
Optimus Eeyore says:
Hey! The Darkness, Sunbow called and said they wanted thier episode of Transformers back.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
WEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOO!!!!
Dag nabit I lovvvve Quintesson Rodeo Day!!!!
shadex says:
you know son there comes a time in every man's life when...holy crap a giant worm's attacking the ship
Acelister says:
Quint1: "I know you saw trucks on Earth with cuddly bears on the front, but where did you get a cuddly Trans-Organic?!"
Quint2: "Free with 10 Dr Pepper ring pulls."
Trans-Organic: "RARGH!"
Quint1: "Its not cuddly, is
_Max_ says:
Quintesson: "Where's Steve Irwin, the crocodile wrestler, when you need him?"
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Trans-Organic is just as bad about shaking its Christmas presents to find out what's inside as anyone else.
Rhodimus Major says:
Trans-Organic: There, there. Don't cry. Beast Wars wasn't THAT bad.
Rhodimus Major says:
"I told you to slow down! Didn't you see that Trans-Organic crossing next 10 light years sign!"
monkeytron says:
Please Help Me! I've Got Curlers In My Hair And I Can Not Get Them Out!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Pilot,"What is that?"
HLURG
Co-Pilot,"I don't know,what's that sound?"
HLURG
Pilot,"Sounds like......nah can't be."
HLURG
Co-Pilot,"What?"
HLURG! HURLSSSSSSSSHHHHHH!
Co-Pilot,"OH MY GOD I
TheRoMan says:
Damn it! We've flown into the end of "Matrix Revolutions" again? God... it sucked like, the first 10 times.
Draco614 says:
Quintesson: every time I clean the wind sheild, bom we hit Trans-Organic. Now I got to scrape him off when we get back.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic,"Tickle,tickle tickle.."
Quint 1,"Holy crap it's tickling the ship,aside from the Transformers,did we create anything useful?"
Quint 2,"Well there was that.....no that sucked too.Uhm how about the big freze
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
In 1980 little Jimmy Wallace had left his Sea Monkey to die.
Or so he thought.
By 2010 the Sea Monkey was back and he was PISSED!
Road Turtle says:
Trans-Organic, "i yuv you mommy"
Quintesson, "For the last time! We are
not your Mommy!"
Rhodimus Major says:
Rhodimus Prime: Bah Weep Grah Nah Weep Ninni Bon he says. It'll reciprocate he says.
Kup: Did you give him an energon goodie?
Rhodimus Prime: An energon goodie! He about to give the grill of my new shuddle his own energon goodie!
Kup: Experience l
Minicle says:
Trans-Organic: we're all going on a summer holiday!
Quint: NO! We are not!
spider_j says:
Trans Organic: I want to ride my bicycle, i want to ride mu biiiiiiiiiiike....
DeltaSeeker says:
Trans-Organic: "Wha..? Huh? Oh, man, that's the last time I bring home a date after getting plastered!"
DeltaSeeker says:
Steve Irwin: "We've caught up with the rare space-bourne Trans-Organic slug, nasty creature. It's four tenticles can suck the power out of even the most shielded space ship. Right, now we're going to try and sneak around behind the l
Acelister says:
Trans-Organic: "Oooh! Its a basket ball! Can I open my eyes now?"
Trans-Organic Mother: "No... Keep guessing!"
Acelister says:
Quint 1: "Its okay... We can bury it, nobody ever need know!"
Quint 2: "Okay... Bury it where? I didn't bring my Moon-sized JCB!"
Acelister says:
Quint: "Okay, okay... I was trained for this... What did the instructor say for 'When a Trans-Organic Attacks'...?"
kaoslord says:
Q1 "We're in space, he says. What are we gonna hit? Well, I'll tell you what we're gonna hit. THAT! We're Gonna Hit the Bug from Hell!"
Q2 "I didn't hear you argueing when I turned on cruse control. Stop whining, a
Acelister says:
Quint: "We COULD have waited for it to go past, but NO! 'Put your foot down!' you said..."
Toonami says:
Mrs: See I told you we should have bought a pink spacecraft but no the insurance was cheaper on a white one.
Mr: mumble mumble...
Acelister says:
Troi: "I sense... Danger!"
Riker: "Sir, it got another crew member!"
Troi: "I sense... Danger!"
LaForge: "Captain, the decks are buckling!"
Troi: "There is danger nearby! Something is going to attack us!&
Acelister says:
Picard: "The maiden voyage of the Enterprise G and, for a change, we decide to let me drive... What a mistake THAT was..."
Acelister says:
Quintesson: "I have to photo this... They'll never believe this is why I'm late..."
Acelister says:
Quint 1: "Don't apologise, otherwise its insurance will screw you over!"
Quint 2: "What?! You were driving!"
octanius prime says:
quint 1: man! if i had a quarter for every time this happ.. (interupted by quint 2): ah just shut up and get the windex!
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Quint pilot: Dammit! I just know my insurance won't cover this!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Lucas releases yet another special edition of Star Wars,fans are less than happy.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Thrill-seeking audiences had gotten so jaded, Disney had to go to extremes to keep them interested in the Space Mountain roller coaster...
Bloodlust says:
Even in the vast reaches of space, people driving on their cell phones still cause collisions.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic,"Two cans are missing from my six back pack."
"DID YOU DRINK THEM!"
Sunswiper says:
Quint 1 : how the hell did we hit a giant worm thingy in the infinity of space?!?!
Qunit 2 : i dunno man you tell me your driving!! you been on the vodka again?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The Quintesson cruiser,came equipt with road flares,spare tires,jack,Onstar,flash lights,lug nuts,interstellar drive train,AM/FM cass/CD player,almost everything you could want or need in an emergency.......ALMOST EVERYTHING.
Acelister says:
Quint 1: "I told you this was a bad place to park..."
Quint 2: "Don't yell at me!"
Quint 1: "I'm not yelling, I'm just saying..."
Quint 2: "You're just like my father!"
Acelister says:
Quintesson: "'Drink Dr Pepper!' he said... 'Whats the worst that could happen?' he said..."
Acelister says:
Quintesson: "I knew playing 'Pin the tail on the Space Slug' using the SHIP would be a bad idea..."
shockwave_inoz says:
TRANS-ORG: "OOF! Ow, HEY what the... aw, geez, an INFINITY of space out there, and you YOU clumsy idiots go crashing into MY 478 square-meters of it!! MORONS!!!"
QUINT 1: "Hey, he's a fiesty one - can we keep him?!"
QUINT 2: &qu
Road Turtle says:
Sometimes your the windshield,
sometimes your the bug.
I can't tell which is worse.
spider_j says:
Quint: Get anti-bug spray they told me. But did I listen?? Noooooooo......
Laserbot says:
BLurr:"WhatDoWeDo!WhatDoWeDo!ItsGanaEatTheShip,huhuhuWhatDoWeDo!Pleas,O PleaseDoSomething!?"
UM:"I cant deal with that right now!" Hotrod: Its gana eat its way through!"
Wheelie:"Big round slug need lots of grub.. it thinks
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Here we have a rare screencap from the Cybertronian remake of "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea."
Blasta says:
AHHH!!!! I Can't Control it... Get that big worm off my precious! ohh precious.. don't scratch the paint.. hey! get the XXXLRG Buy Spray, Needlepoint..
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic could no longer contain himself,"GIVE ME YOUR HO-HO'S HUMANS! I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM I CAN SMELL THEM! SURRENDER YOUR CHOCADILES,AND DING DONG'S! TRANS-ORGANIC NEEDS SUGARRRRRRR!!!!!!"
fuzzy butt says:
oh oh oh Its mister Hanky the x-mas poo, with the transgenic Hasbro arm up grade!!!
DeltaSeeker says:
Trans-Organic: Man, this space shuttle sure is puffy! Did Pat Lee draw this?
Acelister says:
After stealing that shipment of high grade Energon, Trans-Organic was druuuunk!
Minicle says:
Trans-Organic: PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE! CAN I BE IN THE NEXT TRANSFORMERS SERIES!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic,"Will you hurry the hell and finish fixing that transmission Harry,this things heavy you know!"
Harry,"Shut up you winey little slug,I'm going as fast as I can! Hand me that pair of needlenose plyers."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Dern,ner,ner,ner,nerow.
Jackass
Hi my name is Trans-Organic,and this is getting hit by a spaceship.
Dark Monkelus says:
quints: maaaan, wait til dem bitches in da hood see our new hood ornament! bada-bing
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic places the head piece on the Quints newest creation Cyber-Pope!
Dark Monkelus says:
trans-organic: hey, I'm just here to distract from how lame your ship is...
Pokejedservo says:
Quint 1: For the last time you stupid beast there are no nubile school-girls here! Quint 2: Can we just go back in time and incinerate the studio that made "La Blue Girl"?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Welcome to American Gladiators 2006! I'm your host Larry Czonka......
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Cybertron's fuel crisis eventually escalated to the point where *everyone* had to car-pool.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic,"owf! IDIOT I'M CROSSING HERE! WHAT ARE YOU YOU F'N BLIND!"
Castle74 says:
Maybe if I just get the ship back to the port quietly....no one will notice it..
Nuke Mayhem says:
Giant Worm-"Now make a TF series based on me, or I'll eat your $10'000 prop ship!"
Hasbro-"Ok ok, how does the name 'Beast Machines' sound?"
Work-"Ok, but it better not suck."
Hasbro-"Don
Castle74 says:
Love...exciting and new..come aboard..we're expecting you...the Love Boat!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
In the deep reaches of space the crew of the Explorer finds my mother in law.
Pyro Nosra says:
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Ship?
Lets ask Mr Owl ...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
In the year 2006 carjackings had become........weird to say the least.
OP Prime says:
Quint's: Where's that can of XXX-Bugspray? Just in case of triple extra large spacebugs, we packed it in the loading crate. But, now where is it? Damm, Daniel and that Autobot Bumblebee left a message that they took it.
We are so screwed...
Zeedust says:
Big Ugly Critter: "Mommy! Mommy! I want THIS Jetfire! He Powerlinxes with Ironhide!"
cipher98 says:
Alien:Yay! My new Transformers Micro Masters kit! I wonder who is inside my new toy?
Demona says:
mwahahahahaaaaa, its getting attacked by a giant robo bug..... P|-|34R 7H3 R080-8UG 0V |)0000000|\/|!!!!!
Ratbat says:
How ironic: The Quintessons are now being attacked by the same creature they had ordered to destroy the Transformers!
OP Prime says:
Quint#1: Great, just great. I let you steer the ship while I go to the little Quints room and you hit the ugliest cyberturd this side of seibertron.
Quint#2:Don't look at me you built these guys.(switching heads) If i remember these cyberturds were
Thanatos Prime says:
Quin: Eww! it's drooling on us!
Trans-Organic: I love the Transformers. I now have the complete collection!
Quin:*speechless*
Brakethrough says:
Micro Machines space shuttle playset: 30$
Creepy Crawlers playset: 40$
Doctor Octopus action figure: 10$
Recreating a bizarre and disorienting scene from the cartoons of yesteryear: Priceless.
Some things money can't buy. For everything else,
Brakethrough says:
Aww, I can't believe it! The key came off! Now I need to find a can opener.
DeltaSeeker says:
Is this one of those Transformer things? I can't figure out how to work it. Where's the instruction sheet?
Kevinus Prime says:
"Hey, these things are great! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!"
Kevinus Prime says:
"Hey, Carly, remember when our poodle used to do that to Daniel's leg?"
_Max_ says:
Trand-Organic: "Now where on cybertron is the 'on' switch for this intergalactic hoover!?"
Acelister says:
(Off screen) Trans-organics Mum: "Stop trying to eat your toys! Dinner's ready!"
Jaw Crusher says:
"You can't fool me, Mr. Sky Lynx! You'll give me my twelve bucks or my dad'll shove every one of these newspapers down your throat!"
Viper 16 says:
Trans-organic thing: "I shall name you squishy and you'll forever be my squishy!"
spider_j says:
I shall now procede to gnaw this ship down to it's very elec.......OOohh!! Look!! Birdie!!
spider_j says:
Geee....I wonder what Santa got me this year? I shook it already but the only noise it makes sounds like screaming Quintessons.
thexfile says:
somhow the Quintessons did not realy get our drift on haning stuffed animals behind car windows....
Quintesson : "brother are absolutely shure that this thing is meant to go on the outside of the ship ?? yes broter are you quiestioning me on my le
thexfile says:
luve struck Trans-Organic Quintesson fan desprily trieing to get a glimp and following the ship.
thexfile says:
Quintessons : dam those paparazzie get more desprite al the time... i predict that 1 day they wil kill sombody...
The Starscream Armada says:
Astounded by the nature of human emotion, the Trans-Organics, however they tried, had difficulties understanding the finer points of human relationships.
Bruticus Buckeye says:
Voiceover - "Mr. Hankey, Christmas Poo - Fecal matter barely alive . . . Gentlemen, we can rebuild him . . . we have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic intergalactic poo. Mr. Hankey will be that poo. Better
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trans-Organic,"Hey I love these things especially the crunchy center that yells,'STOP,STOP,OH THE PAIN!!!!!!!' Deeeeeelicious!"
