The Ultimate Caption Contest
Trypticon consoles Metroplex
144 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Spectrelobo says:
It's ok metroplex it happens to a lot of bots. When big bots have performance issues
Ravage XK says:
I try to be interesting but lets face it I'm just a collection of stacked, hollow boxes. You get to walk around the place while I just have a load of doors to open.
Heckfire says:
"IT ALRIGHT, METROPOPLEXUS. ME TRYPTICON GET MINICONS TOO. YOU JUST NEED GET SPECIAL SHAMPOO, CLEAR IT ALL UP."
kersheisi says:
M: Sigh, I hate that guy
T: Why, because he's bigger than you depending on the continuity
M: Bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter and just all around better. Have you seen how many guns he has?! I feel like last year's product. Scorponok ripp
Zeedust says:
Trypticon: "I've waited for this, Metroplex... I'll rip out your...!"
Metroples: "WAit! Wait! Hold the battle, I lost my contacts!"
Trypticon: "AGain? Dammit, Metroplex, this is the third time this week..."
shockblaster5 says:
I never told you this, but in cybertron, you're going to have a scottish accent.
What in the name of $--- are you talking about!?
Lich Lord Dranas says:
T: ...and that is where babies come from ,for machines.
M: I feel so confused.
Roadshadow says:
It's okay, Metroplex. I couldn't get into the Cartoon Network Studio either.
Demonic Femme says:
Metrplex, "Hey, can me have some of those energon cookies? Me want some."
Marv says:
I'm sorry I have to be the one telling you this Metroplex...but this thing between you and Connecticut wouldn't work. You're too different! You're an Autobot battlestation, she's an Earth city...
Marv says:
As Kelly kept yelling at them for trampling her car, the horrible implications of this fact dawned on Metroplex and Trypticon; they were on "RiD"!!!
Marv says:
The thundering, apocalyptic showdown between the these two hulking titans ended as adrubtly as it began. But that was to be expected, it was five ó clock and "Teletubbies" was on...
Marv says:
Yeah...Unicron's even more whoppin' big that the two of us put together. Just accept it and move on...
Marv says:
Unbeknowst to Metroplex, Trypticon sneaked up at him (is that even possible?)and stuck a note saying "kick me" on his back. He later got trampled by Unicron as a sad result...
Marv says:
Man your shoulders sure are stiff! You've got way too much stress at work man! You shouldn't let that Prime guy get to you like that...
Marv says:
...You didn't get this from me of course, but Galvatron's thinking of hireing an extra city-sized robot for his evil army. We got better pay and you'll get your own parking space...interested?
Marv says:
No, I didn't think Prime would actually fire you for stepping on his trailer either...
juggaloG says:
T: Don't be sad, Mets! Hasbro won't re-release me either! I'm not too sad because we were never in scale anyway!
M: Yeah, but can't Takara at least reissue my Decepticon repaint Metrotitan in Japan?
T: Maybe the 3 of us will be reiss
Zeedust says:
Metroplex: "I can't feel my legs..."
Trypticon: "I can't feel your legs either."
Metroplex: "Not helping, wiseass."
Anonymous says:
Trypticon: *Sigh* Next time, try Phillip's Milk of Magnesia. Metroplex: Hang on...I'm prarie-doggin' a lil bit...
Anonymous says:
Trypticon: Heyyy Metroplex! How ya doin?
Metroplex: You want something don't you?
Trypticon: ... yes! Can I have your sunglasses?
Anonymous says:
Metroplex: *sniffle, sob* WAAAHHH!!!
Trypticon: There there 'Plex! It's not about how small it is, it's how you use it! Really!
Anonymous says:
Trypticon: Metroplex I'm your father join me and togather we shall rule the universe! Metroplex: Okay that IT! THAT DOES IT NO MORE STARWARS! YOU ARE NOT DARK VADOR YOU NEVER WILL BE! KNOW GET THE ---- OFF!
Anonymous says:
Metroplex: .... You been playing Silent Hill 2 again have you? Trypticon hides the ps2 and whistles innocently Metroplex: I knew
Anonymous says:
Trypticon: What happen? Metroplex: I just stepped on Arcee Trypticon: ewwwwwwww Metroplex: Oh well I never liked the bitch anyway. Trypticon: Neither did I
Anonymous says:
It's okay, Metroplex. I couldn't get into the Cartoon Network Studio either.
Bruticus says:
Metroplex (crying): "I don't know what to do, Trypticon. We were having fun. We were dancing. And then . . . squish."
Trypticon: "There, there, Metroplex. I'm sure that Spike and Carly will have another so
Anonymous says:
Pleeeazzze, Metroplex, play horse for Trypticon . You promise Trypticon
PlasmaRadio says:
Trypticon: "You cheat! You're on sixies, but you are doing five-ies! ARRGH, I quit."
macabremouse says:
you're ok champ, you just need to go one more round with the bum
Anonymous says:
Listen dude we may be 500 feet tall but that only leaves us open to MORE ridicule if we cry, you don't want thos small ass bitches laughing at us do you? ok here's my plan...we'll wait till morning, transform to our robot selves
Bruticus Buckeye says:
Don't cry, Metroplex. The Browns will make the Super Bowl once in your lifetime.
little_fly says:
computron: i feel so nervous about this :( blanked thoughts :tryptacon you have to lern how to meditate!
Anonymous says:
Metroplex: So what dose it say back there? Trypticon: Made in Mongolia! Metroplex: What the hell! Why Mongolia? Why not China.
Anonymous says:
As you see here, Tripticon is just about to, "slip it a right length" with Metroplex!
VictorySaber says:
Trypticon: there there metroplex, its going to be alright. Metroplex: but I loved her. she was the only one for me
Chachi says:
Trypticon: "I GIVE YOU SATANIC HEAD BITEY!" (Sound familiar, Replimus?)
Anonymous says:
Metroplex: So I hear you got a new job as Barney?
Trypty the Dino: I love you, you love me!
Metroplex: AHH KILL IT!
Anonymous says:
metroplex and trypticon in their blockbuster dramatic debut in deliverance
Anonymous says:
metroplex: trypticon baby, i love when you say sweet nothings in my ear.
Anonymous says:
Dont worry metroplex. One day we will be RE-ISSUED so everyone can AFFORD us.
Dynamus Prime says:
After season three was over, Trypticon took up a career in a masage salon.
iron hide says:
TRYPTICON: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME METROPLEX: have you been watchin the junkions t.v again
Anonymous says:
Metroplex: Can you see if something is stuck back there Trypticon: Now there is...
Anonymous says:
Trypticon: I know how it feels being lift out of Transformers RID. DAMN Fortress Maximus!
Viper says:
Metroplex: everyone calls me a big baby.
Trypticon: Thats because you are one.
BLACKBIRD says:
our worst fears realized,typticon is wanting to mate worst than grimlock
Anonymous says:
Metroplex: Youve gotta stop watching those nature shows Trypticon...this whole grooming your fellow tf is really getting tedious....then again, i havent been this clean for ages
Anonymous says:
Trypticon: Awww What wrong with Metroplex? Metro: Aww I just dont feel like the theres anything Special about me anymore... Trypticon: Yeah you right.. dont feel to bad...
Anonymous says:
Hey Metroplex, whatcha lookin at... WHOAH! I didnt know Arcee posed for Playbot!
Blitzkrieg says:
(Metroplex and Trypticon in line for E.T.) Trypticon: "Outta the way, you!!!!" Metroplex:"AAAHHH!"
Anonymous says:
"He likes to take girls out and **** them someplace uncomfortable."
"What, like the back of a Volkswagen?"
Anonymous says:
*yoda impression* Hmm... Feel the force, feel the force deep within you. hhmmm... Show me your darkside.
Anonymous says:
T: Okay left foot green, right foot blue, M: Why am I playing twister for, he always beats me.
Anonymous says:
TRYPTICON: (Imitating Yoda) Anger, fear, oppression - the Dark Side of the Force are they!
Anonymous says:
Yo Plex! Did you hurt yourself m8? Nah, I just got to pull the Washington Monument outta my toe! Clumsy me!
Anonymous says:
Plex!! What the fµ©k are you doing!!! Hey Trippy, I am doing my famous impression of the Big Melting Snowman!!
Anonymous says:
M: Damn it I lost my lenses again. T: Me think lenses crashed Twin Tower!!
Anonymous says:
TRYPTICON: I miss SCORPONOK and FORTRESS MAXIMUS,too. We get no more tag-team matches.(he cries)
Rapier says:
T: Tripticon want to see too! M: “Wha? AH get off me!” T: Metroplex no fun. Trypticon smash Metroplex...
Anonymous says:
Metroplex: "Damn Hasbro for making BM Cheetor the second largest TF in history!"
Trypticon: "Trypticon feel your pain Metroplex."
Anonymous says:
Metroplex: "For the last time Trypticon, no more piggyback rides!"
Trypticon: "Aww, Metroplex no let Trypticon have any fun..."
Anonymous says:
Metro: Damnit! I droped the soap again.
Tripticon: I love prision showers
giga-galvatron says:
Trypticon: Its ok Metro buddy. Every male has his short comings.
Metroplex: But she was fine as hell!!! DAMMIT!!! *Crys*
Rodimus says:
M: I think we should be a little more carefull, I think that bumblebee is suspecting something!!!
Anonymous says:
Metroplex: Damnit Tryp! For the last time, not at work! Tryticon: Aww baby why you got to go?
Skids says:
"WOW,Metroplex,C-10 condition! And lookie,barely any sticker wear,either! Okay...so how much?"
Anonymous says:
Dood, drink too much enerjon, and you always throw up all over the place!
Anonymous says:
Ya know that pain you have been complaining about sonce tuesday ?well when did you last use the rest room ?!!!!
Anonymous says:
T: Hold still, let me take your temperature. M: But both your hands are on my shoulders, what are you using...? Aahhhhh
Sheba says:
It became apparent to Metroplex that Trypticon had been playing TOO MUCH Street Fighter II--as Blanka...
Anonymous says:
Metroplex never knew, how could he? This is the true story about how Metrotitan came to life.
Anonymous says:
TC: What are ya doing Metro? MP: My feet are asleep for crying out loud!
Anonymous says:
trypticon: there there metroplex, we may not been shown in beast wars, but I think they will show us in robots in disguise!
Metroplex: SHUT UP! I dont like the RiD series!!! I WANT TO BE IN BEAST WARS!!!
Anonymous says:
Metroplex: So, do you see my conact lense? Trip: Wh... what... ya, lense.
Anonymous says:
Trypticon: will u marry me?
Metroplex:um... are u a female robot cuz theirs nothing between u legs
Anonymous says:
Dricepicon: Stand Still you got a Brain Leech On Your Back!!!
Metroplex: Getting it off Get it Off!!!!!
