The Ultimate Caption Contest
Unknown Transformer in The Last Knight
109 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
X3ROhour says:
"Hi. My alt mode is a pile of scrap. So... I'm sorry, but I am going to have to get myself killed ASAP."
X3ROhour says:
"Oh! Ow! Hey, little human, I dropped down too quickly and got a bit of Rebar stuck up in my bum. Could you give it a bit of a yank? Oh! Ooooooh! Okay. That frikkin hurt!"
DeltaSilver88 says:
So, I scanned a movie called "Avengers"... now I look like Thanos. Greatest mistake I ever made. Now Iron Man is after me.
snavej says:
If I hide here long enough, the Razzie truck will arrive and I can blow it up, thus saving 'The Last Knight' movie from embarrassment. Autobots always try to help!
IAPETUS_PRIME says:
There is no point in being the "Unknown Transformer in The Last Knight" coz by now everyone must be knowing I am Canopy!
Optimum Supreme says:
Yeah, I'm gon clog your stores' TF shelves. What? You wanna fight? Bring it on. We gots the numbers.
EvasionModeBumblebee says:
Certainly, if he stared at it long enough, the pavement would reveal itself to be a Decepticon.
BG the Robit says:
*farts* *other TFs retch* Unknown- What?
OP- *coughs* You can't smell that?
Unknown- Does it LOOK like I have a giant nose like you? Or a nose at ALL?
snavej says:
Through crazy-ass biotechnology, some lunatics turned Homer Simpson into a Transformer. Finally, he could eat the giant metal donut.
SweetEmoKing says:
"Ya'll can go home now. I just won the "worst Bayformer design" contest.
SweetEmoKing says:
Too human for the Decepticons, too creepy for the Autobots, and a lack of Quintesson existence, he gave way to over-eating.
Lunatic Prime says:
Just let ol' auntie give you a little kiss, my dear. Muh, muh, muh,...
snavej says:
My real name is Gtnagaek;aidkha[pw;ssaenpwz.ldl;liaw but you can call me 'Golden Balls'. Yes, they're real gold!
snavej says:
I'm about five million years too old for this nonsense. Don't you have any respect for the ultra-aged?!
Heckfire says:
"Wow, there is ugly, and then there's Bayformer ugly, I tellya. I mean, I scare small children just by existing."
snavej says:
Is this the home planet of the Tamagotchis? It is?! Oh damn, oh hell, we're all doomed if the humans realise that we are defenceless against those insidious little devices!
snavej says:
This Autobot (NBE 3472) was the source of the modern age ... of cycle helmets.
snavej says:
Look at the incredible detail on my body! All other animation can go and suck something. Maybe a piston.
snavej says:
I heard that Megatron infiltrated your internet. I bet Skynet didn't like that!
snavej says:
I am here for one reason only: to gay-marry a virgin-fresh combine harvester.
snavej says:
How did our civil war start, you ask? Well, Optimus Prime wanted to store his trailer section in the corridor outside his apartment but his neighbour Megatron objected because it was an obstruction. One thing led to another, billions suffered and died .
snavej says:
I am the Autobot symbol. Look at my face. On second thoughts, don't look at me. You are very ugly. And you smell bad. Turn away immediately.
snavej says:
Listen to me very carefully. You are feeling sleepy ... sleepy ... sleepy. [Pause] You will think that 'The Last Knight' is an excellent movie and worthy of many awards. [Snaps fingers] And you're back in the room!
snavej says:
I wish that I was in the actors' union. They're working me very hard and making me transform into Marky Mark's trailer after filming!
snavej says:
The Decepticons are on Mars, putting oddly shaped rocks in front of the Curiosity rover to make the human conspiracy theorists agitated.
snavej says:
This 'look' comes from the toy cars in my attic, which were played with for several years and then neglected for thirty years. Oh dear, now I feel all wistful!
DedicatedGhostArt says:
And Hasbro has trademarked a new name for a Transformer. "Mr. Potato Tread".
snavej says:
No, I don't want to join Breast Force. My breasts were removed years ago and replaced with hooters. I can hoot very well now! Yeah, I can play 'Dixie', like on 'The Dukes of Hazzard'.
snavej says:
The unknown Transformer was very glad of the Dulux paint matching service. He ordered several cans of 'Golden Sunrise' paint. After applying the paint, it took nine minutes for a bird to defecate on it.
snavej says:
Can't believe I didn't get the part of 'Old Blue Eyes'. Damn you, Will Smith!
snavej says:
Would you like me to tell you about all the people who have been inside me?
snavej says:
I'm here to investigate the strange case of Shia LaBeouf. He is said to be an actual cannibal and he has access to the All Spark. That makes him extremely dangerous to humans and Transformers. [Search Rob Cantor]
snavej says:
By the power of Greyskull, where can I buy a chap-stick???!!! Space is murder on the lips!
snavej says:
Autobot crashes into Superbowl Half Time Show, kills Beyonce, breaks one of Katy Perry's fake fingernails, never lives it down.
snavej says:
I'm coming for you, Bay! It might take a few days, though. I transform into an old, slow truck. That will give you time to put your affairs in order, Bay!
snavej says:
So 'Thundercats' is NOT about feline animals with appalling flatulence?! Well, what do you know?!
snavej says:
Oi, snavej, you waste of space, stop writing captions and do your Christmas shopping! Self-referential lugnut!
snavej says:
Yeah, if you watch the trailer you can clearly see that this movie is a crossover with 'Gladiator' or possibly 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'. 'Ni!' Ha ha ha, that cracks me up!
snavej says:
Why is my chest totally black? They're still working on the animation. Pah, if we were on Cybertron the animation would have been finished last year!
snavej says:
You would not believe how much money I could make, selling my old Lego sets on eBay! Yeah, I still have them. No, I'm not a 'doosh' actually, I'm a heavily armed freedom fighter! Please bear that in mind if you value your 'ass'.
snavej says:
What do you mean, I have to do this movie? I wanted to play a character with charm, grace, gravitas and all that. I heard that they're doing a live-action version of the Power Puff Girls! It's not ridiculous, pal: I'm a friggin' Transformer!
snavej says:
All he got for Christmas was socks, Travel Yahtzee and a bunch of flowers from an all-night gas station. On the day after, he was executed by the U.S. military. They never learnt his real name, so they called him 'Unlucky Frank'.
snavej says:
Beware: the Chaos Bringer is coming! What do you mean, who is that? Donald Trump, of course!
snavej says:
Why yes, I was going for the Homer Simpson look: thank you for noticing! I need to work on it, though.
snavej says:
How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I was drinking too much strong Cybertronian liquor in Swerve's Bar!
snavej says:
I'm sorry but I don't know the secrets of the universe. I do, however, have several small meteorites embedded in my leg. You're welcome to prise them out with a screwdriver. Flying through space can be tough, understand?
snavej says:
My mission on Earth is to stalk the female-type Autobot known as Windblade and to harass her in a very creepy way. It is such a secret mission that only you and I know about it. Oh, those metal curves!
snavej says:
Transformer: Take me to your leader.
Human: Which one?
Transformer: The most important one: her name is 'Grumpy Cat'.
snavej says:
I'm here to audition for the role of Herbie in the remake of 'The Love Bug'. Does anyone know a good agent?
snavej says:
Interesting website, Rotten Tomatoes. Let's see: 57%, 19%, 35%, 18%; I wonder what score we'll get?!
snavej says:
I could be known as Huffer, you know, because I do a lot of huffing. I hear that Earth has a wide range of chemicals that I could huff. My head's swimming just thinking about it!
snavej says:
Crashing into the middle of a major sports stadium: not the best way to stay in disguise.
snavej says:
Get this: Mark Wahlberg is actually Marky Mark in disguise! Who knew?! He's practically one of us! I still have so much to learn about Earth.
snavej says:
I swear by my microwave eyes that I will protect you, humans. Oh, I was too late. Somehow you have been burnt to death. [Wanders off casually] Nothing to see here!
snavej says:
I transform into a medium-sized rotavator. Whose coked-out idea was that? I'm going to my virtual trailer and I won't come out again until someone sorts out this deeply insulting fiasco.
snavej says:
Quick, I need a name! Which one do you think is best: Roughstuff, Clench, Flare-Up or Drill Nuts?
snavej says:
I'm here to advise the human race to eat their brussel sprouts. It is the only way to defeat evil!
snavej says:
Get away from me, humans! The film makers have stuffed my rear end with fiery explosives! Or possibly sage and onion mix. Either way, run!
shauyaun says:
Unknown Transformer in The Last Knight :What do you mean "unknown"?!
Don't you recognize me?!
Seriously?!
I'm one of the most well known Transformers out there along side OPTIMUS Prime and Starscream!
You guys sure you're Transformers fans?
Fine It's
Decepticon Stryker says:
Transformer: "Who am I? WHO AM I!?"
Bay: "You're a brand-new character!"
T: "Oh good!"
B: "Who'll die in a few seconds..."
T: "Okay..Wait what?"
Powermaster Swag says:
Hey, I just met you! But screw my name, now... cause I'm gonna die. In 5 flat seconds!
Towline says:
20 Years after Robots in Disguise 2001 went off the air. Towline finally gets to achieve his life long dream. Being in a Michael Bay film.
claborn says:
After binging on too much energon, Wilson soon remembered by you don't transform under the influence.
DedicatedGhostArt says:
Gimme a cookie, THEN I'll jump out of the way of the principal's office.
