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You know last time was on teletran 1 I thought it was orange. Has Sunstreaker given it a paint job

Jan 28, 2004

hey! your breath smells like my momma's s&pound;!t stash

Feb 6, 2002

Skywarp: boys and girls now watch as i blow a cap n this mothaf&micro;&copy;ka's ass

Feb 6, 2002

dude! wheres my car

Feb 6, 2002

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