Captions by Autobotspitfire

have you hugged an autobot today?

thank primus where robots with no sexual identities

Megatron: "i need a cigarette”
Sideswipe: “will you call?”
Megatron: “you still here?”

Sideswipe: what? what the hell is going on? oh damn skyfire abducted me again.

Skyfire: it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

Soundwave: Soundwave's fort superior, Reflector's fort inferior

Spike: the wedding is off, you just don’t respect what we have

Hound: oh come on, Wheeljack throws a heck of a bachelor party.