Captions by Azimuth

Later visitors to the site supposed the strange ruins might have been constructed by visitors from outer space....

Reflector: I'll be Bugs Bunny, and you can be Yosimite Sam!
Soundwave:.... -slowly, watchfully backs away-

Soundwave: I call the biggest room.
Reflector: No fair, I have three components!
Soundwave: I have cassettes. Boo-yah.

Now we even have Decepticon versions of those little massage tools you can pick up at Bath and Body Works. They're very popular with the minibots.

Analogue tech really bites, in more ways than one.

No-no, Ravage, we don't gnaw on the minibot...

Skywarp: "Get your own Wal-Mart exclusive MP Starscream!"

Thundercracker: "Oh, come on, just let me transform him a couple of times!"

Starscream: "Release me, you morons, you'll scratch the paint!"

Megatron: &qu

"Three little maids from school are we,
Pert as a school-girl well can be,
Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school!"

Megatron: "Enough! Quit that prancing around and go do something productive!"

So

This actually costs less than the six-foot-something Prime you can order for $4,000 plus shipping.

Aaargh, paper cut. Ratchet, a band-aid!

That's right, Mega-dump, I know where you live! (yellow shirt: "We should go. Run.")

Humans go this way, robots go this way.

I spy, with my little optic...incoming missiles! Oh, slag....