Captions by blaine71274

I have separation anxiety.

Unarmed and definitely not dangerous.

I feel a little disconnected.

I'll crush you with my bare hands...wait that's not my line. Sorry guys...can we try it again. God I'm so stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

GRRRRRR! I'm a scawy tigaw!! GRRRRRR!

That's not spirit fingers...this is spirit fingers!

You dinobots are about as smart as dogs. Always smelling the crotch.

This is my first body peircing.

Well, what do you think? Can I get rid of it?

You think we should tell him he's not transformers? Na, let him spin on it.

Look at Bumblebees new Seeker houseshoes!

Does it hurt when I step here? How about here?

No I don't see anything in your teeth, I think you got it.

You think Optimus' forearm stinks, smell my hand.

Hey! You have big muscles! Let me feel that arm.

I thought that tire foam would work on any surface.

They said put on snow camo....I don't know what the hell snow camo is!

Where'd she go?

Hey! What's that? There's something behind your ear. Wow! A quarter!

I've never had these feelings before either, but now's not the time to share them.

Smell my forearm....does that smell funny to you?

Ok, make a wish!

I gotta go, and this ice is too cold, hold me up.

Cameras are much smaller now, we no longer need you!