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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Boomstick69

Boomstick69 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Spike walks away from Hound

AHHH Spike's turned into a zombie! Quick Hound shoot him with you lazer!

Spike walks away from Hound

Spike: Aww c'mon hound please (hik)
Hound: No Spike, you're too drunk to drive, you're gonna' have to walk back to the base tonight.
Spike: I love you man, you're my best friend ever (hik)
Hound: (shigh)

Spike listening to headphones

Sparkplug
What you listening to Spike?

Spike
Oh hi dad, I found another tape plyer outside, it's rad!

Bumblebee
Hey Soundwave!

Soundwave
S'up

Spike listening to headphones

When you whatch porn, make sure you can hear others sneeking up behind you. Now Spike knows and knowing is half the battle.

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

Sgt. Epps: Look at my nice clean teeth

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

Scorponok: I'll kill anyone who says another rubbish line from the matrix!
Sgt. Epps: We're sorry please don't kill us AHHHHH!!!

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