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AHHH Spike's turned into a zombie! Quick Hound shoot him with you lazer!
Spike: Aww c'mon hound please (hik)
Hound: No Spike, you're too drunk to drive, you're gonna' have to walk back to the base tonight.
Spike: I love you man, you're my best friend ever (hik)
Hound: (shigh)
Sparkplug
What you listening to Spike?
Spike
Oh hi dad, I found another tape plyer outside, it's rad!
Bumblebee
Hey Soundwave!
Soundwave
S'up
When you whatch porn, make sure you can hear others sneeking up behind you. Now Spike knows and knowing is half the battle.
Sgt. Epps: Look at my nice clean teeth
Scorponok: I'll kill anyone who says another rubbish line from the matrix!
Sgt. Epps: We're sorry please don't kill us AHHHHH!!!
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