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And just in time for the World Series ...

they sure don't make them like they use to.

Oct 24, 2003

That could have been my hand sweet.

Oct 19, 2003

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

A little higher i can almost see into the girls locker room. Oh ya thats heavan in there boys.

Sep 29, 2003

Okay Galvatron we split the profits right down the middle. Just please not hurt me.

Sep 10, 2003

Sorry Galvatron that little brown thing over there it was me i couldnt make it to the toilet in time. your going to kill me now arent you. Dammit i knew it, this is a bad day.

Aug 26, 2003

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

Okay so maybe we lied but did u really have to send him over here. I mean were already getting our asses handed to us.

Aug 16, 2003

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LOOK at the diodes on that piece of fine metal
frame

Aug 3, 2003

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Now we have created the almighty MICROWAVEABLE PIZZA HAHAHHAA.

Jul 31, 2003

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

CRAP!!!!!!

I Forgot my pants.
For reals scourge.

Yes for reals you octane addict.

Jul 29, 2003

Please don't hurt us we didn't mean to take your
pie it just looked so good. Like my mom use to make. mmmmmm warm apple pie.

Jul 25, 2003

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[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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