Captions by Darth Vegeta

Scourge: Why is there alway only one or two decent bad guys who are superpowerful and supersmart and the others are treacherous incompetent dumbasses?
Megaoctane: Can I bite my arm off?
Scourge: aaargh... (slamms head against table)

Decepticon Headmasters COMBINE!
Look how powerful we have become!
Euh... we look pathetic and I think we're going to... whoaaa!
(bonk)
awww...
moron
Idiot
what a stupid idea!

And thus like so many things we too have been taken over by the great Intergalactic Multinational Decepticons... . Therefore from now on we will be called TDIWF... The Decepticon Intergalactic Wrestling Organisation. And since Decepticons will wrestle too

I repeat Optimus Prime and the Autobots did not blast our Tank Divisions and Tank Megatron did not sent out SOundwave to find prove that I'm a compulsive liar. I am not a compulsive liar. I am a beautiful maiden and I caught Ravage red handed! H

Skorponok Bomb Bust you look constipated.
Bomb Burst: I am... oh my god...
Ratbat: Flee Scorponok! Flee!
Skorponok: Why What...
Ratbat: Now he's going too blow! Nooooooooooooo!
(Boom)
Bomb Burst: Sorry...
Ratbat and Skorponok: That&#03

Ramjet: God those Transformer women are cute! Mustn't look... mustn't look.
TF Babe: Don't be so shy! Never saw a cutey like me unplate before?
TF Babe 2: Now don't look!
Shockwave: I ain't looking! Really..

"I admire you so much Megatron! You are the greatest!"
"I never knew you thought like this about me (sniff sniff) You really are my best friend!"
"Let's have a big hug!"
"Yes love

"Astrtrain? YOu're... then what am I riding now?"

"What train? This is a train?"

"Why do I always get into these... these... situations?"

"Kill me... kill me... kill me PLEASE!"