Captions by DeathCaller

Optimus: *thinking* Megatron's going to steal the energy... Megatron's going to steal the energy... Must protect...Must... not move...GAH!! Primus!! My skip plate itches!!

(original is now edited. My knowledge is only expanded to what DVDs I have of G1. XD)

Galvatron: So this is what my minions do when they have free time?

Dragstrip: Duuuuudde... The ground is so... brown and...groundy!!

Galvatron: This is what you Autobots do on you free time? Come into the forests and find weed?

Dragstrip: Duuuuuddeee. The ground...it's so...brown and....groundy!!!

Upon Starscream's head is the wrath of a bird who didn't like0 Go-gurt... Or Starscream's strange "squawks" a.k.a, his voice.

From above, you can hear Thundercracker and Skywarp laughing and "coo-coo"ing.

Starscream: This is what I get for letting those two watch "Ed, Edd, and Eddy"...