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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Deceptifemme84

Deceptifemme84 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Ravage biting Bumblebee

In a brave but misguided attempt to gain feline powers, Bumblebee volunteers his arm to be bitten by a radioactive cat. Unfortunately, no obvious changes were noted, except for the vague feeling of always being on the wrong side of the door.

Decepticons ... dancing?

Megatron: "Behold! I am the universe's mightiest breakdancer!"
Starscream: "Oh yeah? Skywarp, Thundercracker, SPIN ME!!"

Wheelie consumes Energon!!!

"Tasty treat, love to eat!" (munch munch)
Rodimus: "Wheelie, where did you get that?"
"Decepticons are not all bad, give Wheelie all the treats they had!" (munch munch)
Rodimus: "(Hmmm... could be poisoned) ...Alright

Decepticons laying around

Starscream: "No, Ravage! Like THIS!!"
Thrust: "Forget it. He's never going to learn."
Starscream: "Maybe if Soundwave does it too, he'll catch on. Alright, Ravage, watch this! Play dead!"

Starscream holds Elita One's chin

Starscream: "What lovely optics you have, my dear."
Elita One: "Take your hand off me, you jerk! I'm not that kind of femme!"
Starscream: "Oh really. I suppose these photos Reflector took are of no concern to you then.&quot

Optimus having a bad day!

Optimus! "I know you took it! Give my trailer back NOW!!"

Starscream drinks some Energon

Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea... HEEEEEEY DECEPTI-BISMOL!

Starscream drinks some Energon

Megatron: "Y'know... I'm sure there was some reason I came looking for you, Starscream, but for the life of me I can't remember..."
Starscream: "I'm sure it wasn't important."
Megatron: "No, no, you did.

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