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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by DestronPride

DestronPride has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

From left to right: Each one increasingly more likely to be found in a transformers porn.

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

Stupid... head... won't... come... off

The Decepticons at their finest

they all went and saw Matrix Reloaded and are trying to do the Neo takeoff

The Decepticons at their finest

Ok well we found the ground... what do we do now?

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

N-No... I-I bested him in combat, and was g-going for the kill.... really!

Optimus laying down on the ground

Awwww man... I am SO not going to work today

Hardhead using a microphone

No seriously ladies and gentelmen, what is the deal with energon these days?

Starscream running toward island

Starscream: Super dude extraordinaire, freakazoid, freakazoid, runs around in underwear etc.

The Decepticons stand on a cliff

Megs: WhoOoOoOAh... I am SO wasted.
Thundercracker: Lasers... autobots... treachery...all it actually took was 3 6packs to down the 'mighty' megatron.

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

Trex: they said my retainer was supposed to e small and inconspicuous.... bastards.

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