Bumblebee:-And look at this one Optimus. THESE girls dont even wear their casings. You can see their bare circuits.
Arcee:-Is that a missile on your shoulder or are you just happy to see me?
Bumblebee:-I knew i should have got a dog!!!!!!!
Tyrese:-I knew i should have stuck with R&B!!!!!!!!!
Starscream (Will Shatner impression):-The humans seem to have...trapped us on...some sort of....giant rock ship Megatron:-You fail me yet AGAIN Starscream!!!!!! GET THEM!!!! Starscream (Still pretending to be shatner):-Mr. Spock, FIRE photon torpedo
Megatron and Starscream return to Cybertron on a giant flying turd